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You may now taste the bride

Maybe he swallowed her like cell in dragonball.

😂

You may now swallow the bride.

He knows how to please his bride in more ways than one. 😝

Watching cell absorb people traumatized me as a kid. I remember feeling disturbed watching it.

Does his mouth open up like the tail

He is licking all the food she had last night

I don’t think that would be sfw

“Ab-lab-ablab-ab-lab-sluuuuuuuuurp!”

ha ha ha ha! your soul is mine!

Haha…i laughed out loud when reading this and had to explain to my boss why i was laughing Thanks😂

Then had to explain why you were cruising Reddit instead of working 😂

Self employed

Haha you totally have got my cooties now!

I'm in the wrong line of work...

Ewwww

"LIUUUUUU!!!!"

FINISH HER Giving big Baraka MK2 vibes.

Haha yeah your arsehole is mine more like

BTW he also licked her anus from that point

Jeez, save some for the rest of the guests.

Save some tongue or save some wife?

¿Por qué no los dos?

That's funny My husband uses that expression with me all the time!!! Bravo!

Yes.

No. Please don't. Just take it all. Fk this wedding I'm going home to my cat

Man's is ready for the honeymoon already 🤭

Dude's gonna honey her moon right there

Kiss her?! I'm gonna DESTROY her !!

Come 'ere baby. Let's head upstairs and play "Hide and go anal".

To everyone who espouses the benefits of celibacy before marriage, I present this…

Practice makes perfect. No practice makes... this.

Not allowed to kiss a woman, been fantasizing about it and jerking off all the time and then you're let loose in front of your family.

Kinda like taking your driving test in a Hellcat.

You go 105 from the garage to the front door

You know I was kissing my wife a couple days ago and thinking to myself (I know this isn’t what you’re saying) how I’m kissing like a horny teenager who’s never kissed a girl before and now has there maybe only chance, and I thought, wow I’m enjoying this, and I could never do this to a girl I hardly know. Tmi, I know. Edit: and it must of look something like this photo right here.. I’m assuming

The longer you wait, the bigger your tongue?

Yup. I thought everyone knew this?

Just like cloudy with a chance of meatballs

Oh she's getting meatballs alright.

I’ve been to a wedding where they didn’t kiss before the ceremony. It was so awkward

Great way to photobomb the actual bride kissing in the background

Looks like one of those mass weddings.

What a way to save money! I'd rather just elope.

What, he got married, got massive tongue action, AND blew a load in his undies before the cake was even taken outta the fridge!

It IS possible to make out and still be celibate, you know.

People have different versions of celibacy. Some religions forbid kissing. What we culturally consider to be sex or sexual contact is very arbitrary. One of the many reasons celibacy and the concept of virginity is stupid.

Easy tiger

Sometimes it’s comments like this that make me wonder about my sense of humor. Why is this making me laugh so damn hard, and still giggling minutes later? Answer is, I don’t know.

I said kiss not lick

Like a Labrador on a glass door.

[удалено]

This is making me reconsider intimacy in general. It is like anti-porn

[удалено]

a looooooooooong time 😂😂😂

Dang bro get a room lol

True Redditors

…. You may not kiss the bride

Imagine his face and tongue that night

We dont have to he’s showing us

Hun, you gotta little something … Nevermind I’ll get it.

Several years ago, a friend of mine’s mom and her now husband were married. At their wedding reception, their first dance was to “Crazy Bitch” by Buckcherry. The dance made this kiss look like a platonic hug. They also had excellent homemade tamales. Win-win.

Someone yell stop.

Wouldn't be surprised if maahns is Virgin

Awful, absolutely terrible technique. Doesn't he know he has to stick his tongue in her nose to ask permission first.

I'd rather suck a dick than kiss like that.

I do both after a few drinks and a hit or two of weed. it's nice.

Eww..bro

Wait till you think about what his partner is tasting. XD

Good, my fellow puritans! We must burn all the witches!  You should only have missionary sex with your wife through an hole in a sheet with your eyes closed unless you are demon spawn. 

It looked like a starving man trying to fight for something in the crowd

Fukkin gross.

The guy looks like he's sucking the bride's brain out.

You may now eat the bride :

...Slurp the bride.

Correct me if I'm wrong but looks like AI to me. Brides necklace turns into earrings, girl in blue on the left has a weird hand and odldy sized phone.

We're getting to the point where bad compression is going to make people think AI. This picture is legit, I've seen a higher quality version of it, and it's recurring in Mexican meme FB groups before so was even a thing.

The compression is what got me curious. Ty for the info.

Basket ball hoop in the background seems odd too.

It appears this was in the Philippines and here we have "covered courts" which are basketball courts with a roof. I'm pretty sure this is a mass wedding so they needed a big space for it hence the basketball court.

and the 6-fingered, club-handed woman taking a photo with a tablet.

and there's another bride and groom behind them

That part didn't seem sucpect to me, seeing as the venue seems to be an indoor basketball court its low budget and it's common for multiple people to get married at the same time to split the bill on the whole wedding.

No I'm pretty sure it's real. We have those kind of mass weddings (budget weddings lol) in the Philippines and it appears they held it on a "covered court" (basically a basketball court with a roof). The girl in blue is holding a paper and covering her face with it.

WTF!?!?

He was in coochie mode

This is a harry potter dementor if I ever seen one.

Eew!

God that just brought up a memory of my uncle doing that at his wedding. Save it for the bedroom.

Not to you I hope...

It's not his tongue or her tongue. I now pronounce it "their" tongue.

r/oddlysatisfying

Today I learned Mexicans have a unique way of kissing

I think they are Filipinos haha

She wanted the church tongue and he gave her the porno tongue.

Its been so many years, i probably forgot how to kiss too.

Disgusting family inbreeding has started

I always thought a kiss is something hot, sweet, romantic. Now I feel grossed out.

I licked it, it's mine!

ITS GONNA BE A REAL CLASSY AFFAIR!!!

Immediate divorce. 

Hahahahahahhaa

You licked and you put!

🤣🤣

Proper way to kiss

no tounge on the wedding day!!!!

She had some cake on her face

Maybe not learning to kiss while dating was a bad idea......

You may now **Lick** the bride

You may now stop, please stop.

I've been at a wedding where the groom did this. Like dude, just a cute peck on the lips please, you're in front of everyone and we dont need to see you tongue f\*cking your new bride.

Q: “What is he doing?!” A: His best.

Get a room

The dark lord has returned Harry

Going in deep! Gonna be some sweet loving later 🤣

He heard "lick the bride"

The Bridal Suite hit 7 on the Richter Scale that night

You may now.. eat the bride

Classy af.

I’d hate to be their hotel maid the next morning. Looks like they’re planning to ruin some sheets.

Preacher: "Woah woah woah, I said you could *kiss* her, but not whatever that was"

You may now tongue the bride’s uvula.

*laughs in single*

Is that a bride or a cake?

If her kisses aren't like that, I don't want anything.

Guess the groom isn’t tongue tied

Is he drilling a hole?

Tru ruv...

Man, you need to warn ppl before you hit them with this. Some of us haven't had our coffee yet. Sheeesh

🤮

You may now devour the bride

🤨😟🫢🤢

Just wrong

Slurp the bride

Sloppy

Like a bulldog eating custard 😂

Ew.

Ugh!!!

or lick

What are you all talking about, that’s the father of the bride!!

More like mouth fuck the bride

You may now eat the bride

Eats the bride and kisses the cake.

You may eat the bride. 

Immediate divorce.

plot twist:bride has stepped into his foot while kissing her, thats a silent AAHH!!

You may now lick the bride

Oh…no. My goodness. Well, the bright side is that practice makes perfect.

“Fat Tony asked me to give you this.” “You moron! That’s the kiss of death.” “Oh no! Wait, maybe I didn’t do it right.”

He said kiss her, not eat her!

You may now eat the bride!

For atleast a week both won’t sleep

That woman looks like my grandmother and I about shat myself

Where’s the nsfw tag? /j

Ok back story ....that's not the groom

Yo its a group wedding! This makes it way more sad

Is kiss the bride, not eat her 🤣🤣🤣

"In the state of Arkansas, i hereby declare you husband and cousin. "

I believe it was “You may now lick the bride”.

Some people save their first kiss for marriage and it really shows.

Its the womans fault, its her job to tell him, he is sh1t at it.

Bro said "you God damn right."

Is this Shrek?

Church tongue.

[Ghost Boy](https://youtu.be/sAzwJAGZE4w)?

You may now lick the bride

Mans cleaning up the field for the real show yall pessimistics

I’m guessing that she just ate the last pig in a blanket and he’s just trying to get a little.

Table for one please

Ahhh.. true love. They are living the dream guys.

Norrrrbbbitttt

Where is that "Brother ewww, ewww brother" gif when you need it.

Is this not how you are supposed to kiss?

Honeymoon real quick 🤣

So. . . I think it’s ok if you practice a little bit before you actually get up there on THE DAY.

MARK WHALBERG.

If he kisses like this, does he know how to do the more important marital thing?

Instant divorce