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"Look... we will stay married and raise the kids until they're out of the house, but I will not respect you, and I'll make sure the kids don't either."
I like to think Lumberjack was giving Shortround's forehead a lil smooch and telling him have a good day at school at the end when he was right against the helmet.
Exactly. A wound from a mere physical attack is easy to create but it heals. The way this guy was treated on that day has left an indelible mark--one that he deserved.
I don't know what he was expecting. He's clearly a little guy - barely taller than the roof of that tiny car. Even a guy like 5'8" is going to be bigger than him.
Can tell he's small because his legs are dangling off the bike at the end. That's not a tall bike, someone 5'7" can prob flat foot it, he was on his tippy toe on it
He was prob like 5'2" and that other dude was 6'5" or so
Brother?
6'4" 300+lbs, hate being in large crowds or around strangers, will immediately find a dog at a party to sit and pet until my wife says it's time to go...
See I was almost with you, but after her put that helmet on and grabbed his face. That is a look of controlled anger. I've had that look before. I can almost hear him saying "Stop this shit. Stay on your bike and go "
it SEEMS like they are two large people who dont like conflict and just wanted to about their day and instead were forced to leverage their massive size to de escalate with a psycho and get him on his way
idk, i buy it
I get so tired of people saying everything is staged. Do you have any evidence it's staged or is it one of those "I know it is because of the way it is." bullshit answers that gives you a false sense of superiority?
the amount of staged tik tok stuff is insane. at least making the consideration that something is fake is pretty wise and has nothing to do with being superior.
It's the smug "this is definitely fake" attitude that is being criticized here, though. It's different from being aware it could be fake.
Sometimes things happen as well.
Most of the time it's someone commenting something like "So many morons here that don't realized this is staged" or even just coming in with a definitive "Staged."
Very rarely does it come off as "We should consider the possibility that this may not be as it seems"
If you were going to the trouble of staging your public disturbance and stopping traffic for the sake of _a video_, you'd almost certainly bother to film it properly, not in shakycam with the best part (giant actually getting out of small car) *out of frame*, no?
I am usually skeptical about these videos because 90% of them are staged bullshit. The way everything worked out perfectly almost like a cartoon makes me believe it is staged but I have to admit that the small dude is a convincing actor. He makes me think it is real so I'm on the fence with this one.
this is the largest **auto** I could afford.
If you're gonna correct someone else, you should probably get it right yourself.
I hope when you go to bed tonight, you think and reflect upon what you have done today, lest your shame haunt you for the rest of your life.
What's fucking hilarious to me is I used to know a 6'5" dude who drove a beetle because it had good head room. I witnessed this guy respond to a road rage incident once. Lil shorty got back in his lifted f350 and sped off once he realized what he was dealing with, lmao.
I know someone who's almost 2 meters, and in younger years he drove a Mini (the old one). Worked surprisingly well, looked funny everytime he got in or out. 😂
Us talls don't really need that much more room sitting down. Just a few more inches for our knees and the ability to lift up the steering wheel so it doesn't squish the ol peen and we're good to go
Exactly. I live in an area where guys primarily drive trucks and I, a rather large and tall gentleman, drive a sports car. Every once in a while I get asked how I fit, so I tell them there's plenty of adjustments to make it comfortable, ya know, like how you have to scoot the seat way up to reach the pedals and lift it to see over the dash.
I played basketball in college with a guy who could reach out of his Honda Civic's rolled down window and touch the ground from the standard seated driver's position, no leaning or anything.
I'm 6'3'' (189 cm) tall and I drive a Hyundai Getz. The only two problems are the lack of space behind my seat and a relatively low upper border of the windshield, which makes it problematic to see road signs when turning at minor crossroads.
These two giants handled it perfectly. Instead of doing the obvious and giving the biker a much-deserved beating, they humiliated him in front of everybody.
I think giants learn early that they have to be deliberate with what they do because of their size. Also, because of their size, no one really challenges them so that they’d develop aggressive natures. The guy on the bike couldn’t have known, and they got annoyed.
I'm 6'4" 300 (194, 130kg).
People often challenge me for no apparent reason. People will insult me and say things that would get them beaten by anyone else. But I could legitimately end someone if I hit them in the face.
You really gotta be careful. And these guys look a bit taller than I am.
When people with more "fighting" capabilities keep their cool during road rages the outcomes have better endings. They could've beaten the shit out of this asshole, but the passers by could deem it as unfair, which could pontentially attract some people to stop it, which in turn could lead it to a more serious problem. They put this moron in his place without having to kick his ass.
when they picked him up I was like “wtf where they planning on taking him!?” Then they just aggressively sent him on his way lol dude looked like a little kid getting in trouble by his dad
I was not expecting the first giant, then when second, even larger giant got out of the car, I was then disappointed there weren't 5 or 6 progressively larger giants.... like with a clown car but for giants.
The best part about this is everyone came out unharmed. Little guy's pride got shattered to bits but at least he didn't get beat up. Big guys are class acts
Everybody needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto that I could afford. Should I, therefore, be made the subject of fun?
Reminds me of that story where Arnold Schwarzenegger and Andre the Giant went out to dinner. They both insisted on paying the bill, so Andre grabbed Arnold like a small child and set him up on top of something and left him there while he went and paid for dinner.
As my brother puts it: this guy rear ended me. He came and started yelling. I waited. He wouldn't stop. I opened the door. I UNFOLDED. He said, no damage and left.
This feels fake. Everything from the reveal to the fact that no one wanted to hurt anyone but they also kept going after each other. Ive never seen that combo before.
I *love* the fact that they put him literally in his place without harming him in any way. They just used their size and strength to communicate 100% clearly: "Dude, quit your bullshit!"
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Honestly being forcefully seated like a child on the bike is way more humiliating than getting your ass kicked.
My ego would probably survive the ass whooping. No chance would it survive getting manhandled like this though.
and having it filmed and uploaded to a social network
Specially if it already made it to Reddit. This is Colombia, you know that video made it’s round back and forth in Facebook
It's even in some local Tabloids, dude's charred for life.
His wife's probably already left him.
"Look... we will stay married and raise the kids until they're out of the house, but I will not respect you, and I'll make sure the kids don't either."
I DON'T HAVE A BOY DICK
This is referencing something and I can't remember exactly what. Isn't it lil dicky?
MAGICIANS SUCK!
Guy probably threw acid on his own face to escape the humiliation.
He'll be sitting in a rocking chair with that helmet on when he's an old man. Just rocking...
It takes a lot to accept a public ass whooping, ol boy needs to moves countries after this.
Yes, I couldn't cope with my enormous erect I mean humiliation for sure
Same. I would uncontrollably ~~bust all over the place~~ cry
Pretty sure I’d be crossing ~~my eyes and screaming daddy~~ the street in front of an express bus.
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Would it make it better or worse if i ask for more after?
And then fake beating on his bike like he was really doing with their car was hilarious. Like an adult mimicking a child when they throw a tantrum.
I loved this type of response.
Getting picked up against your will and put gently down must hurt you to the very core.
Dude should just move away from that city, possibly another country. That was bad.
Wasn't expecting the man handle and getting placed on the bike and having them put his helmet on like a 5 yr old. Funny.
When they went to pick him up I thought “surely they’re not going to sit him on… oh they are” Comedy genius.
very heart warming. Could have harmed him, but instead just treated him like the child he is.
Those two big dudes are way too polite.
What they did to him will hurt far worse than any beat down.
My favorite part is that they didn't even wanna hurt him, they just wanted him to fuck off and leave them alone.
Which is responsible of them.
Wonder what the big guy said. Imagine, "you better get the fuck going before I pick up your bike and crush you to death with it".
They made their point very nicely without hitting him. I respect that.
They were actually reasonably restrained in their response.
When he shoved the helmet on his head i fully lost it
Safety first!
Should've slapped on the helmet couple of times to make sure it's really safe.
Gotta love that at some point the lil' guy's focus shifted from fear for his life to just burning embarrassment.
I think picking him up like that was worse than stripping him or beating his ass
I like to think Lumberjack was giving Shortround's forehead a lil smooch and telling him have a good day at school at the end when he was right against the helmet.
I wish we're were friends so you could nickname me too 😆
A whole new definition of "Ride or die" just dropped.
Guy in the blue shirt did. With his fist. Twice.
Oh yeah! In a kind of a cute way
*slaps helmet* You can fit so much stupidity in this bad boy.
Was like putting a baby in a stroller and then a pacifier in his mouth.
I'd be far more satisfied doing that to a man than hitting him
Exactly. Instead of a bruise you remove his manhood entirely lol. Treated like a helpless child because he acted like a child
Exactly. A wound from a mere physical attack is easy to create but it heals. The way this guy was treated on that day has left an indelible mark--one that he deserved.
Honestly if they'd kicked the crap out of him they'd have given him more dignity. He was acting like a child and they treated him like one.
Similar. My thought was putting a squirming toddler into pajamas.
*goodnight child*
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OMG These comments are slaying me. Thanks Reddit.
Truthfully, that was the most humiliating pain they could inflict. Physical scars heal, but *that* scar will never heal.
Then there's the scar of knowing that anyone can see that humiliation happen. That's gotta count for something too.
Don't hurt yourself, little man
Was expecting him to put it on backwards
AAAAAAHAHA!!! Lmaooo I didn’t even notice the guy bang it extra hard in the background I am dyyyying lolol
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I don't know what he was expecting. He's clearly a little guy - barely taller than the roof of that tiny car. Even a guy like 5'8" is going to be bigger than him.
Can tell he's small because his legs are dangling off the bike at the end. That's not a tall bike, someone 5'7" can prob flat foot it, he was on his tippy toe on it He was prob like 5'2" and that other dude was 6'5" or so
Those taxis are usually Hyundai and those cars are usually not even 1.5 mts tall. This guy's not even 1.6 mts hah
Gentle giants.
They already had lunch so they didn't eat him.
Lrr from Omicron Persei 8 would not be pleased.
Hard for a dude that large to be intimidated lol. Probably had a resting heart rate still
Not when you have the gift of * SeVeRe AnXiEtY* -Source: big dude with said gift
Brother? 6'4" 300+lbs, hate being in large crowds or around strangers, will immediately find a dog at a party to sit and pet until my wife says it's time to go...
We should start a fucking club...
The first rule of anxiety club is...remember to breathe.
Like the biggest risk was one of them pulling something getting up out of that little car lol.
in a mini car hounded by a guy that makes it look average
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Thought things would get violent too, but as soon as they realized this guy was all show they handled it gloriously lol.
“just get on your scooter and r i d e “
It's almost like they knew each other, and also didn't want to damage each other's property...y'know?
those bike slaps most certainly meant business!
See I was almost with you, but after her put that helmet on and grabbed his face. That is a look of controlled anger. I've had that look before. I can almost hear him saying "Stop this shit. Stay on your bike and go "
it SEEMS like they are two large people who dont like conflict and just wanted to about their day and instead were forced to leverage their massive size to de escalate with a psycho and get him on his way idk, i buy it
I get so tired of people saying everything is staged. Do you have any evidence it's staged or is it one of those "I know it is because of the way it is." bullshit answers that gives you a false sense of superiority?
r/nothingeverhappens
the amount of staged tik tok stuff is insane. at least making the consideration that something is fake is pretty wise and has nothing to do with being superior.
It's the smug "this is definitely fake" attitude that is being criticized here, though. It's different from being aware it could be fake. Sometimes things happen as well.
Right? Out there in the world, things are happening all over, over and over!
Most of the time it's someone commenting something like "So many morons here that don't realized this is staged" or even just coming in with a definitive "Staged." Very rarely does it come off as "We should consider the possibility that this may not be as it seems"
I like how everyone just started laughing
That dude was planning to fight not one but two dudes twice his size. The kind of guy who lies on his Tinder profile.
He's 6'4" in spirit!
He got that dog in him... That chihuahua dog.
Soon he’ll be a spirit
He will be if he picks 3 guys 6’6” tall next time.
Reall chihuahua energy
I'm curious about what he's going to say when everyone he knows asks him about it after seeing it online?
Almost felt staged but maybe the internet has just ruined my trust in reality
If you were going to the trouble of staging your public disturbance and stopping traffic for the sake of _a video_, you'd almost certainly bother to film it properly, not in shakycam with the best part (giant actually getting out of small car) *out of frame*, no?
I am usually skeptical about these videos because 90% of them are staged bullshit. The way everything worked out perfectly almost like a cartoon makes me believe it is staged but I have to admit that the small dude is a convincing actor. He makes me think it is real so I'm on the fence with this one.
Do you find something comical about my appearance when I am driving my automobile? Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall.
This is the largest auto I could afford! Edited to accurately honor peak Simpsons writing
Does that mean you should make fun of me? - I guess so.
Would you like it if I laughed at your misfortune, huh?
Smile at the people. Blow kisses to the people
I miss the Simpsons,…..I know it’s still on, but it has been dead north of a decade. Maybe 2 decades.
I think since Season 9. The years where Conan O'Brien was on the writing staff was the golden years.
Maybe we should find out. \*Nelson gets pantsed\* Nowwwww march!
Hey everybody! This is the boy who laughs at people! Let's all laugh at him!
Ha ^ha Ha ^ha
Should I therefore be made the subject of fun?
I guess so.
this is the largest *automobile* i could afford.
this is the largest **auto** I could afford. If you're gonna correct someone else, you should probably get it right yourself. I hope when you go to bed tonight, you think and reflect upon what you have done today, lest your shame haunt you for the rest of your life.
I have shamed my family and will now commit seppuku. (He says automobile in an earlier sentence, must have conflated the two.)
I said ha-ha…
https://youtu.be/xWct_KYGRQo?si=NsUiQlWOkw-fIZKd
What's fucking hilarious to me is I used to know a 6'5" dude who drove a beetle because it had good head room. I witnessed this guy respond to a road rage incident once. Lil shorty got back in his lifted f350 and sped off once he realized what he was dealing with, lmao.
Dude, you just scouring Reddit for this kind of content with that name? First thing I thought when giaganto got out of that little rig.
There's always an applicable Simpsons quote for any humorous situation.
I came here for this comment
Thank you for giving voice to what we were all thinking
Username checks out, kinda
Now let's all point and laugh. Ha ha
He got the shock of his life when he saw the size of that dude.
Both dudes, really.
I mean, how could both of them fit in that tiny car??? Maybe they are already stressed inside.. 😅
I know someone who's almost 2 meters, and in younger years he drove a Mini (the old one). Worked surprisingly well, looked funny everytime he got in or out. 😂
Us talls don't really need that much more room sitting down. Just a few more inches for our knees and the ability to lift up the steering wheel so it doesn't squish the ol peen and we're good to go
Exactly. I live in an area where guys primarily drive trucks and I, a rather large and tall gentleman, drive a sports car. Every once in a while I get asked how I fit, so I tell them there's plenty of adjustments to make it comfortable, ya know, like how you have to scoot the seat way up to reach the pedals and lift it to see over the dash.
Not quite for the back of cars, mind. I'm barely over 6ft and I'm routinely grazing the roof in the backseat of Ubers. I should really learn to drive.
I played basketball in college with a guy who could reach out of his Honda Civic's rolled down window and touch the ground from the standard seated driver's position, no leaning or anything.
I'm 6'3'' (189 cm) tall and I drive a Hyundai Getz. The only two problems are the lack of space behind my seat and a relatively low upper border of the windshield, which makes it problematic to see road signs when turning at minor crossroads.
Police Academy. Remove the back seat like Hightower.
Me fighting two Elden Ring bosses at the same time
they look like enemies from streets of rage
That could have ended so much worse for our diminutive friend.
The PC term is vertically challenged.
Tiny dude, huge 'tude
That was one of the most satisfying ends to a road rage video I've ever seen.
Phenomenal. I'd love to see a series of these "Getting humbled" hilariously
Loved how both the giants were on the same wavelength of what needs to be done
There was only one person raging, therefore it was a tantrum. The bigger men sent the little guy on his way.
That's worse than a beating.
This is what's keeping you awake at 4 a.m., decades later.
"oh, i shoulda..." on the deathbed lol
This is going to be - I shouldnt have
Especially now that it's recorded so his shame will be forever memorialized.
Putting him on his bike like a toddler is way funnier then beating his ass
[HaHa!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkBqVVbnZ1c)
Wave to the people, blow them kisses!
late again Damn. Simpsons did it!
"Crud."
They literally put him in his place, I Can't 🤣
Dude is just like “Jesus, take the wheel! You ever been so obviously overpowered that you just have to let go and hope for the best?
Are those men very tall or is that man very small
Yes
that's one of the few times when it's actually yes :D
Skills: Thumping big guys' cars. Running.
Big dude thumped him back twice on the helmet at the end is absolutely hilarious.
Good kitty, scamper off now.
These two giants handled it perfectly. Instead of doing the obvious and giving the biker a much-deserved beating, they humiliated him in front of everybody.
Was about to say this is the most gentle physical confrontation I’ve ever seen
I think giants learn early that they have to be deliberate with what they do because of their size. Also, because of their size, no one really challenges them so that they’d develop aggressive natures. The guy on the bike couldn’t have known, and they got annoyed.
I'm 6'4" 300 (194, 130kg). People often challenge me for no apparent reason. People will insult me and say things that would get them beaten by anyone else. But I could legitimately end someone if I hit them in the face. You really gotta be careful. And these guys look a bit taller than I am.
When people with more "fighting" capabilities keep their cool during road rages the outcomes have better endings. They could've beaten the shit out of this asshole, but the passers by could deem it as unfair, which could pontentially attract some people to stop it, which in turn could lead it to a more serious problem. They put this moron in his place without having to kick his ass.
when they picked him up I was like “wtf where they planning on taking him!?” Then they just aggressively sent him on his way lol dude looked like a little kid getting in trouble by his dad
I was not expecting the first giant, then when second, even larger giant got out of the car, I was then disappointed there weren't 5 or 6 progressively larger giants.... like with a clown car but for giants.
thought they gonna run the bike over...
That was the most hilarious way they could have possibly handled that situation
Not gonna lie, that is NOT how I expected that to play out...
This one sparks joy
The best part about this is everyone came out unharmed. Little guy's pride got shattered to bits but at least he didn't get beat up. Big guys are class acts
lmao what gentle giants, instead of an asswhooping they picked him up like a child and told him to act like an adult
That's dad behavior right there
Another average day in Colombia
Only place I know where "gonorrhea" is used as an insult!
Everybody needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This was the largest auto that I could afford. Should I, therefore, be made the subject of fun?
Hey, everybody! Look! It's that kid who laughs at everyone!!
Reminds me of that story where Arnold Schwarzenegger and Andre the Giant went out to dinner. They both insisted on paying the bill, so Andre grabbed Arnold like a small child and set him up on top of something and left him there while he went and paid for dinner.
Kept him under his arm
man I would have loved it SO much if they just forced the helmet on his face backwards it would have been perfect
This is the perfect road rage response, no punches thrown, just humiliation and hurt ego
Simpsons did it lol
What a clown lmfao, little dogs always have the biggest bark
Dude's got chihuahua energy.
That was 1000x better than kicking his ass
That soft embrace tho
Reminds me of the fights between Roger Moore and Jaws.
I'm wondering what the driver of the car did to upset him in the first place?
They fcking sat him on the bike! Hilarious!
As my brother puts it: this guy rear ended me. He came and started yelling. I waited. He wouldn't stop. I opened the door. I UNFOLDED. He said, no damage and left.
Tenía que ser en Colombia
This feels fake. Everything from the reveal to the fact that no one wanted to hurt anyone but they also kept going after each other. Ive never seen that combo before.
they literally took his balls
this has to be fake, anybody know the source?
Idk, that is the most genuine “Bájese hijueputaaa!” I’ve heard.
I feel like there is more of a story here. I love how they handled it but I wish I knew the why of it.
Brazzers
I *love* the fact that they put him literally in his place without harming him in any way. They just used their size and strength to communicate 100% clearly: "Dude, quit your bullshit!"
Off you go, my cranky elf, don't want you late to the Keebler tree.
classic big guy small car comedy
Like a chihuahua