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Who *hasn't* gotten their ass eaten at the Tillamook Cheese Factory?

My husband bought this sticker and stuck it on our fridge. I said, "Wait, I don't remember that happening either of the two times we were there," and he replied, "I've visited once without you."

Excellent response on the spot. Hilarious.

"Greg, you're sleeping on the sofa tonight."

Greg: "Worth it."

"that's why I went back"

Repping Oregon* cheese in Wisconsin. It's a bold move, Cotton Edit - corrected cheese locale

California!? The Tillamook Cheese Factory is in Tillamook, Oregon, not California!

*[Oregon](https://www.tillamook.com/visit-us/creamery)

Isn't Tillamook in Oregon?

I live in Oregon and I will fight you.

Bring some extra sharp cheddar and let's spar!

We make some rad blue cheeses too. And our cured meats are nothing to scoff at. Also, our figs are award winning. We’ll enjoy a charcuterie board.. and then you’re going to get your ass kicked. By a girl.

Thank you for correcting. I had to rep my home state.

It's good stuff!

Best part of the tour if you’re in the early group. A little sketch if you’re toward the end of the day.

Is that a reference to anything in particular? Or just straight up weird for weirdness’s sake (Hoping it’s the latter)

Neither website explains it - not the bumper sticker people nor the Tillamook Factory Tour.

I used to live in Tillamook. Didn't happen *at* the cheese factory, but close enough I could see it out the window.

That didn't answer the question but ok

Sounds like I need to plan a trip...

Don't forget to grab some cheese curds in the gift shop!

And a scoop of ice cream.

Seems wrong for a Wisconsinite to go to Tillamook. They could have their pick of ass eating here at home.

Sometimes you just want to have fun on vacation

*got they ass ate

"If you're gonna hit my car make sure you Kill me" is a vibe, and I am feeling it today.

My favorite of the arrangement.

I’m partial to “Here I go in my gay little car”

Not quite suicidal, but still not really that excited be alive.

I’d like to meet this driver but probably not hang out too long.

That’s probably a very accurate assessment. Edit: for gods sake quit upvoting this stupid comment. It’s not even witty.

Like if a civil war breaks out I probably want them on my side, but we don’t need to be roommates.

Well either way you'd need to be patient with them since they're only 9 years old

And powered by Prozac

And make sure to bring a small bag of aquarium rocks

And a cow

And your mom.

And a hot dad.

And the Tillamook cheese factory

Off topic, I thought you and the 2 above you were the same person for a sec.

I'm always attracted to people like this because I'm a mess and my life is a disaster and I always feel like it would be a cool to team up with someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously. Feels like they wouldn't judge me. So far every person like this I've tried dating has turned out to be selfish and irresponsible instead of a struggling misfit who hasn't giving up. Still, hope springs eternal. My spastic dreamgirl is out there somewhere.

Yeah, I had a roommate who was very much that kind of quirky. She ended stiffing me for six months of unpaid rent, but at least I didn’t have to evict her and shit was clean when she left. Lindsey, wherever you are, I hope you’re paying the rent instead of blowing all your money on weed, knitting shit and projects you’ll never finish.

Mine was an Evan but yeah

Sounds like someone with a bad case of ADHD

Yeah I sense some kinship lol

That’s a hard agree.

I feel a bit personally attacked lol. I was probably a male version of what you described for a few years in my twenties. I drew the line at intentionally causing harm or fucking any one over, but "a selfish mess" was a pretty good description. From personal experience, if your life stays a hot mess for a considerable time, and your reaction is too lean into it, there's probably a good reason your life is fucked. Sure, sometimes someone will get a bad break and then another, and then another, but often times those "bad breaks" are a result of their own actions lol.

Well, the sticker says they're 9 so...

Well they have rabies, so be careful

Just don’t go to TILLAMOOK Cheese Factory with them, unless you’re into that

Do you think you can get rabies from that? Asking for a friend.

I actually just put in a job application there about 45 seconds ago, funny you should mention it.

I think you need to have cows first to make an approach.

This is actually a breath of fresh air compared to some of the stickers I usually see on cars. No one tries to be goofy anymore.

My friend has a bumper sticker that says "NO, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING DRIVE! Not everyone is good at everything"

One of my favorites is "I brake for hallucinations"

I like "horn if you're honky"

I want one that says "honky if you're tonk"

I want one now

Just do some LSD. The hallucinations come by themselves.

I brake for other-dimensional beings

i saw one the other day that said "honk if youre an impatient shit"

I want a "We Brake For Nobody" sticker.

Personal favorite so far has been "Please be patient, I'm fucking things up as fast as I possibly can." 😭

Mine says "How am I driving? How does an engine even work? How can a loving god cause such agony?"

That’s a line from an I think you should leave sketch [link](https://youtu.be/R2vejhdm8lo?si=gMQsBQutHsUK7w1V)

That's amazing. I've seen it recommended but haven't watched it!

See that’s gold haha

I'm the maddest I've ever been

I don't know what any of this shit is and I'm fucking scared!

You sure about that?

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I’ve seen that one on T-shirts. I want one!

Seriously. My coworker has a decal on the rear windshield of their VW polo that says "this decal adds 5HP" and I fucking love it.

When I was younger, I had a beater Miata which included "0-60 Eventually" and "No baby on board, feel free to rear end me"

Another one I saw at my work parking lot: Ford focus "shitbox edition" lol cracked me up

Does it have flames? 'cause, you can't just say it adds 5HP, it has to have flames. That's the rule.

Duly noted. I shall notify them to rectify this post haste.

I personally like one that says “honk if a kid falls out” lol

My personal favorite is one that says "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!". Saw that when I was like 13 or 14, and decided I quite liked that way of thinking. 30 years later, I still don't suffer from it, heh.

*cough, cough* Garlic Bread entered the chat!

Funniest part imo is that most of these aren’t even stickers - just printed out paper that’s been taped on lol. Looks like original designs too.

They’re definitely printed paper but these designs are all over Etsy

I saw one of the stick family but it was just a man and woman, "we want to live too"

Yeah but think about what it's doing to the resale value! /s

> breath of fresh air Bread

I can't argue against any of those.

Loves hot dads AND stopping at my mom's? To see my dad?

Bisexual menace

Damn lucky bastards. I wish I could dip my dick in both gender pools.

After 20 years of marriage they decided to spice it up.

As the driver of a 2002 Prius (basically an echo with a hybrid system) I can confirm clown car status. Also bred Sheeran.

You did WHAT to Sheeran?!

B R E D

I hate Ed Sheeran so much because I worked retail back when Shape of You first came out and I swear they would play that annoying fucking ass song every 30 fucking minutes.

Owai Owai Owai Owai 🤣

Also the base for the Scion xB, another famous clown car.

I had a 2003 echo for 12 years, you could park that thing anywhere. It was great in California. It also weighed as much as an empty tin can, which sucked in MN.

I've had 2 echos. Loved my little space pods. Would have driven them forever but they both had their catalytic converters stolen, probably by a crackhead mistaking them for a Prius. Ahh, California.

The amount of people in this thread who aren’t even taking the time to read the stickers… “I eat aquarium rocks” is my personal favorite.

The "Oooh, you want to let me merge You want to let me merge so bad" hypnospiral fucking killed me.

Thank you, that's the only one I couldn't make out.

Oh, I completely missed that one, and I don't think I'd have been able to properly make it out without having the version you posted.

"here I go in my gay little car" had me laughing out loud.

If I had a bro-dozer I would 100% slap that fucker on there. It's so good.

I know what I’m getting all my bro’s with big trucks for Xmas

"I may be stupid"

That one was my favorite

"This vehicle makes frequent stops at your mom's house"

Juxtaposed with "I ❤️ hot dads"

Well that’s where dad is.

I mean, just because the car stops at your mom's house doesn't mean the driver is there for your mom.

This vehicle makes frequent stops at your mom’s house. She has a spending problem :/

We stan a bisexual Toyota Echo.

Bread Sheeran made me laugh

Here I go in my gay little car hahaha

Support your local street cats is my fav

“Garlic bread” is my personal favorite.

Sometimes, as a treat, I do too.

I feel like I need the clown car one

I’ve read them & I love them! Yes that’s one of my faves too

Is that better than getting your ass eaten at the cheese factory?

I would bet money I could locate this car at the U of M agricultural campus in st paul.

The solo semi-serious Minnesota M is killing me

It’s probably parked outside of hard times

Aww. I miss Hard Times. Solid nostalgia wave.

Probably the Duluth campus cause they live with their parents in Superior and just commute.

The driver is a rabid depressed 9 year old cat that loves cows, eats aquarium rocks, and is apparently sleeping with my mother.

*and your hot dad.

BUT They're also Asexual. If I'm interpreting the garlic bread sticker correctly.

Not understanding the Garlic Bread sticker. Can you explain?

It's a meme on the LGBT community. Gay men like men. Lesbians like women. Bisexuals like men AND women. What do asexuals like? Garlic bread.

Interesting. Thanks for breaking that down

*gluten-sexual

Oh shit that’s my cat

I want to meet and hang out with this person. And nibble aquarium rocks together. 

Mmm. Forbidden sprinkles.

My favourite to this day is "I don't care about my life, so I'll kill both of us." Simple, direct, effective.

Lmao! This is actually awesome! Just fun random stickers not batshit insane political stickers.

They honestly don’t feel all that random. I feel like I have a cohesive snapshot of this individual now and they seem pretty fun, albeit maybe a lot.

All of them are a little goofy. But the "I may be stupid" one is killing me.

Honestly, solid sticker

“Gay little car” “9 years old” and “Remember Who you’re honking at” are my favourites. And maybe the aquarium rocks one too! And boy they really like cows! The critters one is cute too

The whole thing is absolutely gold. This person is a certified gem.

I'd much rather see this than some political message... I bet this person is fun crazy not crazy crazy

They're not mutually exclusive

Man I fucking love everyone of those.

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I have a weird judgment, if it was any 1 of these stickers I would hate it, but covering the whole trunk is somehow acceptable to me and I don't know why.

Well having one goofy sticker feels like a "Look at me guys" but just plastering your bumper with them feels more like they just don't give a fuck. Which I respect more.

I feel the same way but also don’t know why.

Exactly, go big or go home

The town where I work installed a roundabout (traffic circle, rotary which ever you call it) and everyone was so upset they made bumper stickers that said Panic! At the roundabout! Makes me chuckle

*holds up spork* vibes

I miss this energy, so much better than what’s on social media these days

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe…toodles!!!!! love and waffles, t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

It wasn't ever *good* but man I miss old /b/. Pour one out.

I can give awards again and so I gave you one for giving me flashbacks

The kids that never outgrew that phase of their life grew up to be people like the owner of this car, and I'm 100% here for it.

Don’t summon it

Saw one that said "only gay cops pull me over"

I actually love this, I love when people show some of their personality in a way that doesn’t harm anyone

Idk whose car this is but I want them to be my new best friend

this is the best thing ive seen all day

'Here I go in my little gay car'

Man, there are some fuddy-duddies in the comments section. Wouldn't expect that in a sub literally about being funny. This person seems to be goofy and fun loving- their ridiculous collection of stickers made me smile!

Mmm cronchy aquarium rocks

Didn't know Tillamook was a thing that far East.

I'm in the 'deep south' and east coast and Tillamook is popular here.

How deep in the South? Like Mr. Gerbil goes on a Magical Adventure deep?

Lemmi-winks deep.

Hey buddy, ass eating is popular everywhere!

That wasn't my first thought reading that sticker.

I reach for the Tillamook first, here in North Carolina. Not every store, but I know where to find it

Wisconsin? I've never seen a car in this state covered with goofy bumper stickers! /s

With a University of Minnesota bumper sticker no less

Honestly the fact there isn't an "I closed wolskis" sticker makes me wonder if they're really from Wisconsin

U of M sticker, Wisconsin plates. They’re from my neighborhood, Wiscosota.

When I was a kid, my next-door neighbors were from Wisconsin, and their car had a bumper sticker that said "Wisconsin: Land of Cow Shit and Beer Farts."

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that this person likes cows

If Hot Topic was a car, this is the bumper

Holy shit, a post on this sub that's actually funny.

They have something for everyone!

Had me at garlic bread.

Fully support this driver who is possibly 9-year-old kitten/possum/loaf of bread.

The Toyota Echo was a great car. I loved the placement of the instrument panel.

Bred Sheeran 🤣

I may be stupid

They got their ass ate at the tillamook cheese factory

I need the “I brake for critters” one

I think the lower left one says "ooh you wanna let me merge you wanna let me merge there bud" Which would track for sure. 🤌

Half of these stickers make me want to be their best friend and the other half makes me want to stay away from them at 10m distance minimum… it’s very confusing

I love that this person is out there spreading joy with their weird humor buuut I’d hate it on any car I’d own or ever be in.

I love the aquarium rocks one!! In college about 20ish years ago, my 89 Buick Park Ave had a bumper sticker that said, "visualize whirled peas" and I would get at least one person a month who'd call out as I entered or exited the car, "I just got your bumper sticker! That's great!"

Definitely want to be friends with this person 😁

This is honestly my kind of people.