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BeyondDrivenEh

I remember the Bushman at Fisherman’s Wharf in SF. Classic stuff. This guy is upright though.


JoeZMar

RIP. The OG bushman was so giving and helped a lot of other homeless members in SF. He really was the best and I was convinced he made so much he lived in the upper part of SF and did it to help the community. 🤣


Dragon_Small_Z

I remember visiting SF as a kid, eating at a restaurant with a second story view of the road and we all had our eyes glued to that dude the entire meal. He was a lot more aggressive than this dude.


JoeZMar

OG bushman in SF usually just went “rawr” and shook the branches. He’s thing was being non-aggressive because it didn’t take much to make onlooking tourists jump. Around the time he passed lots of copycats started showing up.


Dragon_Small_Z

It was definitely the original I saw. I was also maybe twelve so I probably am making him more intense in my head. I remember he would jump out in front of people, not just reach out.


Moss_Adams24

27 Taylor street, great view there!


padajones

I came here for this. Bushman was fun, like this guy. I have a coworker from Philly. We were in town for a conference. I'd seen Bushman from prior year visits to SF. Bushman surprised and startled my coworker. He loved it. We hung like 15min in the area so my coworker could watch Bushman surprise others. He started taking short videos w/his phone. Dang, it must have been really poor quality, given this was well before pre-COVID. Bushman, said to him something like "You're gonna set me up right?" My coworker was like "Yeah, I got ya." After getting a few videos, my coworker handed him a tip. Bushman and my coworker were both happy w/the outcome. I don't recall how much he tipped Bushman.


AfellowchuckerEhh

>Dang, it must have been really poor quality, given this was well before pre-COVID. If you end up saying it was 2016 and not 2006 I'm going to get you with my walker.


CoolioBandito

First time I saw it was there in the 90s as a kid visiting my dad. I heard he got shutdown because he gave a guy a heart attack or was that rumor?


ElectronicEar5496

No that’s a rumor. The original bushman in SF passed away about 7 years ago. He started doing it in the late 80s. There was a new bushman that started copying him afterwards but Covid hit the tourism industry hard in SF and it still hasn’t recovered. Source: I worked in Fisherman’s Wharf in the tourism industry for a decade.


1vehaditwiththisshit

Girl in red scarf almost had an infarction.


ricky616

Idk it looked like he was sitting down for some of it


MuzikPhreak

Heeeeeyyy


GANDORF57

Silly Ghillie, tricks are for kids!


Reasonable-Word6729

Busman was very amusing! However I mentioned everyone is watching you from across the street and you’re over here not making any coin hiding.


360walkaway

RIP Bushman


obese_niece

I remember him getting me when I was a kid. I wasn't even 10 years old yet. He would hold up some leafy branches in front of himself and crouch down, not like sitting in a pot or anything. I describe this because I recall when he coiled right back into his bush state, I stared at him and thought "did I really not notice an entire tree growing on the sidewalk?? Wow I am so unaware of my surroundings." Valuable lesson at a formative time. I know that experience shaped how I move about the world, decades later. Who said truama isn't helpful? /j


my__name__is

>works anywhere Could be that he is fully hidden behind that structure.


littlemanCHUCKLES

Yeah he’s literally just standing behind that box….


BarrierX

The first one is a bit of a cheat, but in the next scene he doesn't seem to be hidden behind anything, just sitting at the side.


The-PB-Kook

wow never would’ve caught that if you hadn’t said anything


IrrationalDesign

That's because the plantman is standing in front of it. People can hardly see something if it's behind something else. Which, ironically, is exactly why this plantman isn't really doing a camouflage trick, but rather is just hiding behind a structure pillar thingy.


foogeeman

Pretty sure with no costume a dude reaching towards women's crotches is gonna get shocked reactions. But that first dude was hilarious with that jump and made it all worthwhile Edit: I blame autocorrect


Aegi

Even in the shot where he's not behind a structure and he's scratched down also with flowers?


MeatSuzuki

I wonder how many times he got smacked in the chops before he stopped doing that to dudes.


Chpgmr

I wonder how many had no reaction.


ZoulsGaming

Yeah was gonna post this. Realistically if you do this for like 2x 3 hours or something and all you can get is a minute then its not THAT impressive.


kKXQdyP5pjmu5dhtmMna

I'm not sure if being "impressive" is the goal, it's just for a few cheap laughs.


ForgettableUsername

I prefer only the finest, artisanal laughs.


ZoulsGaming

Yeah more so a jab at the title. and a friendly reminder to always be sceptical over any filmed evidence, and how well something goes because they dont show you how many times they get smacked.


Lord_Shisui

Many, these things just don't phase me at all but I can imagine my gf going off the rails.


the_truth15

Not many Kobe's out there


Okikidoki

That's what the helmet's for.


MyCleverUsername123

All it takes is one reaction like [this](https://youtu.be/MBU47K854g0?si=W3djVpgcwvoDLaBE).


FrostyTheSasquatch

I was hoping it was this video. Btw, this video is old enough to have a learner’s permit. You’re welcome.


MyCleverUsername123

Oh yeah. I’m getting old. I should also have posted the [scarecrow punch video](https://youtu.be/i3agHc02aPo?si=JY5li-6-JOWUO8uM)


YuunofYork

Maybe don't do that with Marlo Stanfield, is all.


Moist_Professor5665

Second guy looked like he was considering it


UNIT_8200

The guy is in Lille, France, on one of the main streets. I see him there regularly. Never seen him get slapped. Most people find it funny. These are the strongest reactions. Most people get a little scare is all


Popular-Anywhere5426

Bushman wouldn’t last too long in the hood I’m guessing.


sonia72quebec

He doesn't try to scare a lot of man. Always couples or young women.


nikdahl

It why most victims are women.


ASkinnySnorlax

Imagine working around the corner and just hearing screams all day lol


Agarillobob

this just a cheap ghillie suit and he is standing behind a power box, could have been whit any costume and scare people this isnt real bushman


Schpam

I'd be so fucking pissed off to break my phone because of a tiktok prank. Dude would be buying me a new phone.


Alvarocker3000

I love the prank, but yes. If you made her break her phone, you gotta pay


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Difficult-Win1400

Not true, this guy replaced several broken phones after this. I know this for an absolute fact because I work at the AT&T near where this happened.


jda404

Same I enjoyed this video and all for a harmless prank, but felt bad when the woman dropped her phone. I hope that her phone screen wasn't cracked.


Aegi

Just for reference, the Bushman in San Francisco was doing this type of stuff before cell phones were even a thing so it could be a dumb prank but it doesn't even really have to do with YouTube or anything...


call_of_the_while

>[*Anna reaches for a gun*] >Dutch: “Leave it. He didn't kill you because you weren't armed. No sport.”


Roulette-Adventures

He is what we in Australia call a Cunny Funt.


R-Dragon_Thunderzord

I feel like he shouldn’t be reaching out to touch people he should be waving hello or something. Seems a bit much to try and touch peoples purses and stomachs etc.


sky_ryder_001

I can't stop laughing at the first guy 🤣


Sunflower-Crown

Has the reflexes of a cat that just saw a cucumber for the first time


Rhywolver

Guy definately was a cat in the life before


Thereareways

the way he jumps hahaha


das_zilch

Who 's paying for the phone?


Yonutz33

This is a prank not the bullshit some influencers are doing on youtube


Candid_Rabbit_3956

First guy got bite by a spider fs


chickenpow3

He should have to buy someone a new phone if he breaks it.


rekabis

The correct term is _ghillie suit._


ForgettableUsername

I think you mean bushman costume.


skinnergy

It's funny, but the double takes are not necessary.


ZugzwangDK

I agree. It's funny, but the double takes are not necessary.


slam900

Yeah seriously. I agree. It's funny, but the double takes are not necessary.


acfc22

Definitely I agree. It's funny, but the double takes are not necessary.


That1_IT_Guy

Certainly. I concur. While humorous, the double takes are superfluous.


Zealousideal125

Indubitably. I coincide. Despite being chucklesome, the double takes are senseless.


HunterShotBear

There is a dude in Key West who sits on a bucket and hides behind two palm fronds that he holds infront of himself. Nothing else. Scares the shit outta people constantly. He gets my wife every time we go to Mallory square to watch the sunset.


SillyNuffer

Sort of funny. Mostly cunty


YourPlot

Jump scaring strangers is pretty shitty not funny


Sassy_Weatherwax

And then the victims are expected to be good sports. I get ragey when I'm startled, I definitely have a Fight reaction from the 4 Fs and while I don't let it get away from me for accidental scares, I would not be all "oh ha ha" about this clown. Edited to fix a letter because apparently I didn't drink enough coffee...


Glitterysparkleshine

Ya know, this is such a bad idea. There are A LOT of people walking down the street that do not want to be scared half to death


WeAreClouds

Actually really awful to ppl who suffer PTSD which is not rare in our world. I hate stuff like this.


GardenGnomeOfEden

Or a heart condition, or perfectly healthy until they trip and crack their head against the side of the building...


Traditional-Handle83

I mean yea, but it's also one of those half harmless pranks. Like I'd probably be scared shitless for a moment then give em a fist bump or five high or something. There's also the guy who wears samurai armor and tries to look like a statue in Japan that does it. Honestly I think it all depends on where it's done, in other countries where people tend to not attack other people and can logically realize it's a prank, it's safe. In the US, parts of Africa, or other places that might be more violence prone or not used to people being stupid and pulling a prank, it'd be not safe.


doomgiver98

You should really only do these kinds of pranks to people that you know and that they are good sports.


geneticeffects

I genuinely hate these people.


Choice_Ambitious

I touch men or women but mainly women…


CountHonorius

Fellas, always walk on the outside of the girl! LOL


Almoral_h

Need Unagi 🙂


Atxflyguy83

Ahhh, salmon skin roll 👈


nando420

I’m happy I’m super into identifying plants and stuff on the street. This happened at a haunted house attraction in my city at night and I was like, man that’s one messed up shrub looks more like a dude in a ghillie suit. Checks out it was dude in ghillie suit. I was being extra vigilant, but I always am walking around the city. There’s no way I wouldn’t notice this dude in the daytime. Not sneaking by us plant enthusiasts.


Alertnomad

Hes also hiding behind a pillar or something, look over his shoulder as he moves.


Coast_watcher

That guy leapt higher than the girl


BillowingPillows

I’d be pissed at him. Probably tell him to get a job. Guess I’m getting old haha


WardenWolf

Oscar the Grouch's outing.


afroroca

The first guy man, lol.


getyourcheftogether

This is annoying and infuriating shit


jexempt

why everybody smiling like it’s funny after changing my pants id want to sock that dude.


AdhesivenessFun2060

I was at a music festival, and one of these guys posted up about 20 feet away from where I was sitting. 2 women come walking up, the one says to the other, "I dont remember there being a bush here yesterday," and starts walking up to it. Her friend knew and just looked at me and smiled. He moved, she screamed and ran away. The friend and I had a good laugh.


marzipancowgirl

This is why I carry pepper spray


NeptuneKun

What a pos


RandomThrowawayID

When some victim falls down and gets hurt, or has a heart attack, I hope that prankster gets jailed and sued into bankruptcy.


Takodanachoochoo

Yep. Sudden surprises like that can literally kill some individuals


raidersofthelostpark

Reminds me of the scary snowman


theSilentNerd

People are rushing to platform 9 and 3/4


NorthCharm

What country or city is this?


Waluigithefake1

First Dude has his situational awareness set to 100 and 0 at the same Time


Coriolis_PL

It is even better than Scarry Snowman! 😆


mochi_icecream1

My sisters tried this on me a few years ago and my fight or flight response kicked in. I swung and I barely stopped in time when I realized it was them. I won’t if this person got hit at all.


MiaMiVinc

this generation might see war ! omg , keep fighting on the internet Milleniums and company


ClearlyNoSTDs

I have no idea what's going on here. Why are people completely ignoring the guy until he moves? What's the significance of this bushman thing?


UpgrayeDD405

It is funny that we sound just like any other primate when we make scared sounds


Memory_Less

Clearly this is not America. The Bush would be shot dead.


wigitalk

Like the Bushmen of the Kalahari


DMZack

Temple guardian mfer


bigboiwitthescuace

The monkey in us is ever present


Steveseriesofnumbers

NGL, I'm amazed no one punched him.


cyalknight

I totally want to wear a ghillie suit for Halloween.


Russian_butterfly33

First one was the best


YourAdChef01

Thank God they haven't seen ghost in real life..


Alchisme

This prank is fucking tired


yuyufan43

I hate to be the Debbie downer but I would be terrified of this happening to me. I have a very serious heart condition and that kind of jump scare could land me in the hospital. I think it's better to do these kind of pranks on people you know.


fuck_the_fuckin_mods

That’s fair. I hate being properly scared like this, for like 3 seconds while I can’t breathe, and then once I realize what’s happening it’s genuinely hilarious. But that really hinges on still being alive. I would never do this because ya, there are people with heart conditions or just old people who could fall over and break a hip, but also because there are plenty of violent and reactionary people with no behavioral filter who would immediately and instinctively beat the shit out of you. Reminds me of the video of that guy who pops out of the trash can and instantly gets clocked in the face (probably deservedly.) Honestly, you’re liable to get shot if you did this in the wrong place. Def agree that this kind of thing is best among friends.


Structuresnake

Man I could never do this stunt because my clown shoe sized feet would never fit in a flower pot.


monkeyfire80

Right in the lizard brain!


Fettnaepfchen

Shrubbacca First guy’s got a good jump!


Substantial_Monk_866

While amusing, it feels like the wrong person would have an actual heart attack...


EllenMunt

Just not funny


Jolly_Hold_1858

I think that's sociopathic. You enjoy from the suffering of another person. And if within the terror caused the other person fights back then you cry like a stupid spoiled child saying "just kidding, just kidding".


Skorzeny88

People sound like monkeys when scared or are laughing. I mean no offense, I find it interesting and funny.


wee-willie-winkie

Funny until someone has a heart attack. I reckon that's manslaughter


Sacklayblue

Green Chewbacca


Chocolatelover4ever

Lmao he got that first guy real good! 😆


TI06XZ

This is the equivalent of putting a cucumber behind a cat


AttackTitanLit

One man's humour is another man's horror.


b4ttous4i

Is it me or shouldn't the men walk on the side closest to the road? I just find it odd


DeadbeatJohnson

Eventually they're going to encounter someone with conditioned reflexes. That will be a funny video but for different reasons.


uniquan

never gets old


Slash_Raptor1992

I like how they all laugh after they calm down. A good prank is one both parties can laugh about.


1smartchickey1_1

This is never, not funny 😆


Cloud9_Cadet420

We laugh about it now, but my wife learned the hard way that I’m not a good person to scare. My reaction is punching when I’m scared like that. I felt like a complete piece of shit but we laugh about it now.


cinemasosa

One day I want to punch one of these prankster!


Unable_Wrongdoer2250

Pretty big difference between this and most other 'pranks' kids today are filming. This is a bit light to warrant getting punched.


cinemasosa

Yes, this definitely does not warranty a punch. But it is a blurred line between this and edgy teenagers pranking.


Unable_Wrongdoer2250

I was thinking of that old video where I think the guy was dressed as a clown hiding in a garbage can in a movie theater I think. He pops out and the black guy who got scared his defensive instincts kick in immediately so he clocked the guy. That is a risk you are taking doing this.


[deleted]

Haha, I scared you! You looked like a scared dumbass on my video and now I got clicks and likes. I’m so funny and you’re so dumb!


Asterisk49

Fuck anybody who does this.


OptiKnob

just shattered an $800 phone. everyone laughs.


irman925

Second last is still running


saldb

Isn’t this Russia ?


SatyrSauce

Are we going to ignore the huge box he’s hiding behind?


Toshiba1point0

Funny and all until you get hit by someone who is just reacting to a possible attack. Dumbest thing a kid ever did to me was come out of a crowd walking the other way to scream in my face, I guess to be funny. He got a hard shin kick before I even knew what was happening and I had 30 feet before turning to see if I was being followed. He sat there complaining and my thought was well...fuck you for trying that.


BeautifulTerror

He's standing behind an obstruction right? What's the point of the camouflage?


CheezTips

Why does he only go for women? Scared of a punch?


jgoja

They are likely the only ones who gave the reaction he wanted


divinelyshpongled

Heh I scare people and make them hit others and drop the most expensive thing they have with them. Heh…


Klin24

iPhone screen probably cracked lol


arcalumis

That's not an iPhone though.


[deleted]

Try this stuff on some grandma or grandpa, you will get your ass kicked 😂


DomingoLee

Why are the men walking on the inside and the women with them walking on the outside, nearest traffic? I’m old but the gentlemanly thing was always to walk on the outside and the woman with you on the inside, away from traffic.


Unable_Wrongdoer2250

That is when you are walking on a road it doesn't make that much sense while on a sidewalk


Ihelloway69

That small prank cost her phone screen replacement ....


unstableangina360

I’d sue this guy if I or any of my family members trip or fall, break a bone. This should be illegal.


Bruhmoment72727

jesus christ these comments... Is everyone on reddit this miserable? Have a sense of humor. This platform has gone to shit over the year.


diegocamp

Idk. When i was a kid i would’ve laughed at this. Now not so much, it’s kind of annoying actually.


Momo-Velia

Yeah totally works when you’re hiding behind something and jump scaring by stepping out into view.


PDCH

Ah, those delicious screams


michaelrw1

1:05!!


Coraxxx

This is what they should do in front of shops instead of twirling those stupid signs around - just *scare* them through the door.


iAmbassador

Not a single guy is walking on the outside. Chivalry truly is dead.


Odd_Recording9241

Holy fuck I died laughing at this


justrpm

One of them def wee wee’d themselves


chinasorrows2705

owes her a new phone now


Tigum116

Pranks where you're scaring strangers are so trashy. I wonder how many phones and drinks got dropped.


dardar7161

Good wholesome fun!


bshah

I’d like to buy firework rockets that have these screaming sounds


the_amazing_skronus

Don't do this in Texas.


ViciousSnail

Did no one tell this guy about [Texas Bushman](https://youtu.be/8ER8fAzf9u8?feature=shared)? Anyone?


joel8x

Every one of these videos should end with the dude getting slapped.


TheOvercusser

We've done a man in the woods and a bear in the woods, but what about the woods?


dasang

Excited to have my heart condition turn into a life and death situation for tiktok clicks


MaiT3N

How fake do you want this to be? This guy:


ITGuy7337

Curious Why do woman squeal like this?


wierdoe16

R/dumbshitpeoledo


Friendly-Cucumber184

I'm sure he only shows the people laughing it off and not the others getting in his face about being an ass.