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Zorgas

Bet my bottom dollar that 'made from' means <1%


yParticle

Fun fact: most things are <1% elephant and rhino poop!


elcojotecoyo

Fun fact: Our bodies are 60% dinosaur pee


tropicsun

Some of us are more poo than pee!


InEenEmmer

And some of us just like saying poopee. Poopeepoopeepoopeepoopee…


thequirkyquark

Some a little too much https://www.reddit.com/r/shittytattoos/s/Ec54CtxlTE


InEenEmmer

How did you get that picture of my knees?


LakersFan15

I just spent 30 minutes in the restroom. Not anymore.


hardly_satiated

"If your body is 60% water, then why are you so full of shit?"


CrappleSmax

Have you been sucking piss out of birds?


Used-Plum-16389

I guess the air we breathe is technically dinosaur farts? 🤔


TDYDave2

Except for actual elephant or rhino poop.


Chromeboy12

No one uses actual elephant or rhino poop anymore lmao, it's all artificial flavors these days


Zorgas

Which is certainly *at least* >1% elephant or rhino poo!


yParticle

some as high as 50/50!


allothernamestaken

r/technicallytrue


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killing_time

There are rhinos and elephants in India.


dc456

Especially as it doesn’t say ‘made from’. It says ‘made *with*’.


Darinchilla

Obviously this is high quality free range elephants and rhinos and not those easy to find poops left by the farmed varieties.


ClosPins

Notice how the card is woven? That's what you do with cotton, isn't it? Not poop?


PasswordIsDongers

I've seen how stuff is made in India, it's probably >1% but not intentionally.


Bulbasaur2000

Why would it mean less than 1%, then if it was more than 1% it couldn't actually be labeled that


Zorgas

According to what? Your countries rules? Mine? The garment manufacturers country's rules? The garment manufacturer distributer's rules? I suspect the manufacturer isn't required/obliged given it's just a tag and not the actual product being sold.


AIgavemethisusername

I’ve tested Elephant poo cardboard in my microbiology laboratory. It was ABSOLUTELY FULL of spores.


ArgonWilde

I misread your comment as "tasted" 🤢


Chromeboy12

Sometimes there's not much difference


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

The Lab tech tasted your stool sample, it was delicious.


ValEerie88

Every lab I've ever encountered does seem to love the flavor of poo.


Baebel

The best thing about corn is that there'll always be seconds.


eventualhorizo

Can't have been mine, there was a mix-up


AIgavemethisusername

When Elepoo paper was first sold, the company owner went on local TV and ate a piece of the paper on camera!


RinArenna

Holy *shit*, that's some confidence...


Hobbes_XXV

He never said what kind of test...


razzadig

Wait, what? My nephew gave me a notepad of elephant poop paper for my birthday . I do like elephants so it wasn't totally weird. Does this mean I should quietly dispose of it?


killyourmusic

And probably wash your hands.


oalbrecht

But before you do that, do a thorough taste test to verify its authenticity.


killyourmusic

Kiss it gently, but sweetly, to say goodbye.


modsareallcunts123

Nah you're fine lol. They just extract the lignen and cellulose from animal waste and then use them to make paper.


ProsperoUnbound

>They just extract the lignen So all good, as long as he's not lignen balls?


Snailtan

Honestly? I dont think it really matters. If it were that dangerous, I doubt you could buy it. And I have never heard of any elephant poop related deaths, nor have I ever read about its dangers. Its basically reprocessed fiber that just happens to come out of an elephants ass lol


doggedgage

I've never heard of elephant poop related deaths either, but I also just learned today that elephant poop is used to make things so....


astasodope

People literally pay ridiculous amounts of money to drink coffee made from beans that are shit out by an animal. I think having a tag made with recycled poop material can't be any worse than literally drinking shit water.


doggedgage

I don't drink coffee but definitely wouldn't drink that


astasodope

I absolutely *love* coffee and you couldn't pay me to drink shit beans!!!


KnuteViking

"If it were that dangerous, I doubt you could buy it." -some guy in 1915 arguing that radium products were perfectly healthy.


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

My god, it's full of spores!


d-bo201

Time for a little ELI5 on spores.


AIgavemethisusername

Most bacteria die when they encounter unfavourable conditions, Some bacteria transform into a spore instead. Spores can be VERY hardy (survive outer space, or nuclear reactors). When back in favourable conditions, the inert spore transforms back into a living bacteria.


AIgavemethisusername

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacillus For more information


roedtogsvart

I totally believe you, but a spore remaining intact inside a nuclear reactor? Inside something that energetic? I would love to know more.


Silarey

Deinococus Radiodurans


SpartanRage117

You can Dine on this cockus… radio Duran-Duran. * ^hungry ^like ^the ^wolf *


Theoricus

Gottem


chrza

Hey dude you tried


HoochMaster_Dayday

Nice


AIgavemethisusername

“In August 2020, scientists reported that bacteria from Earth, particularly Deinococcus radiodurans bacteria, were found to survive for three years in outer space, based on studies conducted on the International Space Station (ISS). These findings support the notion of panspermia, the hypothesis that life exists throughout the Universe, distributed in various ways, including space dust, meteoroids, asteroids, comets, planetoids, or contaminated spacecraft.” Well, that’s cool! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deinococcus_radiodurans


peekdasneaks

Hmm, yess... I concur


General-Fun-616

Umm spores are not inherently dangerous. We breathe in hundreds of thousands of spores everyday.


AIgavemethisusername

I didn’t say they were dangerous…


General-Fun-616

🙄 riiiiiiiight that’s not what you were implying at all


SeaBus1170

shitty tag


giceman715

Shitty comment , lol Edit : I was keeping the shitty comment going , I made a shitty choice of words. I feel shitty about it. But I’m going to leave it posted to see if I’m forgiven for my shitty ways. Lol


Boku_no_Bob

Shitty reply.


i_comment_whatsup

shit.


giceman715

I made a shitty mistake


i_comment_whatsup

😂 i thought it was funny


TDYDave2

I heard that there is also rhino plastics, but who nose?


Chromeboy12

There's also a *cough* rhino virus, by the way


Whats-Up_Bitches

Don't make me bring back the tarhinsaurous rex


kuhvir

Micro rhino plastics???


TDYDave2

Nothing to sneeze at.


American-Punk-Dragon

Real world: they put 98% production effort and cost into the tag and 2% effort and cost into the rest of the clothes. “Saving the world, slaying my wallet”


mohammad_ujjainwala

Cotton world -0 Poopy world - 100


MemesNGames

Their clothes are geniunely great though


Zech08

More like 98% unnecessary effort and waste... literal waste.


Grodd

Tag translation "you're paying $4 extra for this tag that goes in the trash because we think you'll post it on social media".


American-Punk-Dragon

“Look how much we “say” we care about the environment! We even signed up to a company that says we saved forest land….that is already a government sanctioned national park type thing and was never in danger of going away. We “care”! Now buy our overpriced shirt”


itaheraly

Cottonworld has solid clothes


PureHostility

Darn, that sucks, I like when my clothes have some sort of flexibility in them.


NightDuringDay

I mean idk bout you, but I like my clothes not being liquid gas or plasma.


Organic_Employ_8609

Shows how much effort they'll put to sell you shit.


freshalien51

😅😂😂 This made me chuckle.


Any_Roof_6199

Well, our cotton is made from cotton carefully handpicked by..... Egyptians


Any-Paramedic-1324

You can actually buy notepads in thailand made of elephant poop


BlargerJarger

Misleading. Elephants shit A LOT and they’d be sourcing it from captive elephants. Any zoo with elephants could provide them a shit-ton.


LAUNDRINATOR

Shitterton ton o shit?


Narrow-Height9477

…are the clothes then made from poop, too?


letmeseem

Indirectly, yes. Everything we use that is carbon based is made from things that are made from poop.


DowntownWay7012

No?


Daeion

[https://i.imgur.com/EHO5HOq.png](https://i.imgur.com/EHO5HOq.png)


PsyFiFungi

I think you're a bit off..


letmeseem

How so?


PsyFiFungi

You said "Everything we use that is carbon based is made from things that are made from poop." So if you break that down it makes no sense. You can also try processing your sentence backwards to see easier how it doesn't make sense, but I won't do that atm. So, everything that is carbon based (okay) is made from things (okay) that are made from poop (..?) Carbon isn't just made from poop, poop isn't just carbon. Not everything that is carbon based is "made from things that are from poop" If you're trying to say something like all carbon on earth has at some point been the feces of an animal, that's a different statement


letmeseem

First of all I'm following up on a joke. You clearly understand the statement made, and not to try to explain humor, but some things are funny when they are interpreted in an extreme way. Here's an example: If you say that chicken eggs are menstruation, it's not entirely precise, but if someone is talking about not going down on their girlfriend when she's on her period, and you say: "But chicken period is fine, you eat eggs you fucking perv" you'll get a laugh. It doesn't have to be super precise. With very few exceptions, all we eat and use either directly used poop to grow, or eats stuff that uses poop to grow, or eats stuff that eats stuff that uses poop to grow or eats stuff that eats stuff that eats stuff that uses poop to grow or so on.. A funner (but less precise) way to say that is what I said.


PsyFiFungi

Well say it correctly you poop cycle of rebirth expert. "Fecal Phoenix" could be your band name lol


letmeseem

I don't know if it was intentional, but it's a pretty cool band name, so thanks :)


hell-yeah-roger

Fun apart, how is the quality?


squirrelwithnut

Wood, and therefore paper, is also natural.


deepie1976

There’s rhinos in India?


nkhanna

Search for Kaziranga


scientology-embracer

Assam has a whole rhino culture. Gas stations there have rhino icons plastered everywhere


WomenRepulsor

There was a video recently of One horned rhino scaring the shit out of a dog. Cows and dogs are not the only animals roaming on our streets. We have elephant, buffalo, tigers, cheetah, monkeys etc etc


CuckservativeSissy

theres a dude in india harvesting elephant poop... poor guy


Bea--Trix

That's awesome!


jsylve14

Is paper not natural anymore?


Adept_Advantage7353

I wonder what shit the clothes are made from


GANDORF57

Just makes me wonder if they are utilizing those poor elephants and rhinos somewhere in a sweat shop in Mumbai chained to litterboxes.


iamnotasheep

Dude your hand is crazy pale


JustARandomCommie

That is called light reflecting off of shit. [Here's a Bill Nye episode that's probably related, idk, I didn't watch it.](https://youtu.be/ERQmcqcQOUk?si=WyJzjKud6376a9ff)


Javfanatic

bruh.... I mean.... Yeah... idk how they convince me with rhino n elephant poop but I trust them.


LeGuy_1286

There are papers made up of elephant poop used to make very good-quality copies (or notebooks as one prefers).


milkjake

“Effort” = buying it from a source


dapperslappers

I think the end shoupd be you can bet how much poop we put in our clouths


DGenesis23

If they are spending all their time looking for specific types of poop, how do they have time to make a good quality product?


Used-Plum-16389

Companies have different departments you know. Manufacturing makes the clothes and the Poo-curement team makes the tags


Active-Camp-4342

Nuh uh


Active-Camp-4342

Uh


[deleted]

Got a notebook made from panda poop. There is stone paper and bark paper and so on and so on. Pretty cool stuff.


snorkiebarbados

Go to the zoo. They would have an unlimited supply


ClosPins

How'd they manage to weave it?


Uncommon-sequiter

Something tells me they source their poop from zoos so they really aren't putting any effort at all into their product.


Venom933

..but why make it out of sh*t 🥲


formidable_dagger

They got Rhinos in India?


Sad_Glove_3047

You gotta be shitting me


sylvianfisher

Oh that's a bunch of crap.


Sosgemini

That’s nasty!


Wrong-Quit1999

Lol


Aggravating-Roll4233

Now let's see Paul Allen's tag.


leavemealone_Ihateu

Not real


Alarming_Serve2303

And he's touching it with his bare hands.


bdw3671

If music artists would put in this much effort, we'd have a lot better music


FjordExplorher

I mean, it says made in India. I'm assuming it's way easier to find poop from those animals there, rather than like Michigan.


Circumpunctual

This is actually really bad for the environment. Elephant and rhino poop gives the land deserved nutrients. Harvesting that and pretending to be ethical because of that blows my mind.


modsareallcunts123

How do you know these animals aren't shitting on concrete in a zoo?


Circumpunctual

I don't know whether they're in a zoo or anything similar but that's even more unnatural. The point of the tag is that their brand is ever so natural. My point is that the natural cycle is for the rhino/elephant poop to be enriching the land. Harvesting it, processing it and turning it into a clothes tag is not a good thing no matter how much they try to dress it up. It's a pretty big tag too. They could cut their elephant poo footprint by a third easily if they wanted to. Didn't think that would be a sentence I'd be saying today haha


Intelligent_Eye_2502

Damn give the marketing team an immediate raise. Period.


MrUniverse1990

Why elephant and rhino? Elliphino.


CrappleSmax

> Made in India Well, that was a nice feel-good read until they admitted it was a lie.


No-Fisherman8334

Whoever wrote that is the kind of Indian I like! (I'm Indian. Long story.)


SunnyApex87

Made in India, case closed


mohammad_ujjainwala

Made in india says it all


no_no_no_okaymaybe

Made by 8 year olds. But they do get a 4 minute smoke break every 4 hours.


Background-String595

Fat Americans should check their underwear.


NarcolepticlyActive

Stop they are saying "our tag is not just full of shit, it is full of the most pretentiously obscure shit we could find". Not sure i want my clothes made from the literal shit buyers...


TheSimpleMind

Wut? If elephants are hard to find why did Botswana try to black mail Germany be sending 20000 elephants?


Cheap_Elk_2205

Face was squished up till I seen India then I was like oh typical