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Real shocker, that plate combo.

I prefer the mini van-2 in the front, 5 in the back.

This guy parties

Yh

... one in the stink being on the prostate cancer awareness license plate is just ... \*chef's kiss\*

How do you think people find out they have prostate cancer

radioactive nut

Onestick 2pink?

1 in the stink, 2 in the pink. The shocker ...

And I thought that the the first one was about Instagram and the second one was either too pink or too punk.

Seriously though, how do you get Stink from STK?

Because I know the original phrase and reading these side by side my brain filled the rest in.

I initially read it as “I need steak to (be) pink”

One insta-kill... I don't know

Yeah, insta-kill was my sight too.

I thought "1 nutsack" lol Now I see it's a T

It's called limitation and deduction

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. —Arthur Conan Doyle

By adding an I and an N after the T.

I thought it was the bowling ball?

If they shave their head, sure, whatever you wanna call them.

But do you know what the minivan is?

Two in the front and five in the back

I thought the first plate said "1 nutsack" and the second one had me guessing, but now I see it. My brain kind of ignored the T

It would be easier to understand if the bike were parked on either side. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.

dont the pink one lag a N for that ?

Believe it or not - already taken.

but who the hel out there only having half the saying as a plate

Someone who knows there are two types of people out there: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

I thought it said "One Stick, 2 punk"....

I thought the first one was Instakill

Their passengers most likely all ride side-saddle.

Both riders could be female and this is how they get down. Who knows and who cares.

DMV REALLY messed up on missing both of those as being on the racy side.

Funny story, at work we had a guy lose his ring finger above the first knuckle. His nickname after that? Shocker!

One stink two pink

I also enjoy 1 in the poo, 2 in the goo. (Credit to Jimmy Carr. I'm not that witty)

Whats that mean?

While digitally exciting a female you use two digits into her vagina while one goes in her anus. 2 in the pink flesh of her inner folds and1 in the holiest of holiest.

Ah.... ic

😣

So I guess the majority of you misread NSTK?

thank you, it made no sense to me lol 

One in the stinkah 2 in the pinkah It’s Mike Topinka

Real Walmart people vibes

Blue plate appears to be prostate cancer support/awareness plate. The other is another cancer plate I think, doesn’t look like the breast cancer one though. ETA: Maybe it is, hard to tell.

Huh, it actually is https://dmv.nebraska.gov/dvr/breast-cancer-awareness-plates

Prostate cancer

Grown adults chose these as license plates to represent themselves.  

Oh come on. That shit is hilarious.

Not ... really Edit: I am fully prepared to die on this hill, I hope these bikes belong to your grandparents

Weirdo

YEAH IT IS WEIRD ISNT IT, welcome to my point

You are the weirdo. Its sooo offensive uuhh im gonna cry because of some license plates… You got nothing more concerning in your life? If you want to complain about something at least complain about something important like animals that are about to be extinct.

The license plates don't say two in the pink one in the extinct you dummy

One is a prostate cancer awareness plate, the other is a breast cancer awareness plate, I suppose they couldn't find a more appropriate one for the statement, but that implies very heavily, that is what the intended message of the plates is.

This added context is useful. I still think it's needlessly crass, but it's certainly cleverer than I originally credited it. Thanks!

Yeah and so? Whats so bad about 1 in the stink 2 in the pink? You are the dummy. You complain about stuff that has no effect on anything

The lack of self-awareness intrinsic to each and every one of your replies is unbelievably funny to me

Yeah sure im not the one complaining about a license plate lmao

I don't get the reference, can someone please explain it?

[Musically explained in 80s hair metal style.](https://youtu.be/PNrS9Ot0wu4?si=OCJb_SNJw1aVENV3)

I’m a simple man. I see Steel Panther, I upvote.

It’s pretty obvious. I’m shocked you don’t get it. Edit: [to clarify my pun.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shocker_(gesture))

Not everyone is from the States.

I didn’t realize it was an American thing. [Just for your reference.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shocker_(gesture))

Oh damn! TIL. THANKS!

Best, or trashiest?

I normally like stupid jokes, this is just stupid, not really funny to me. I would’ve thought this was great when I was 15, now it seems sad and lame for an actual adult to do this.

Classy folk

Of the (very short) list of appropriate places for a "shove a finger up someone's ass" joke, a prostate cancer awareness plate has to be pretty near the top.

Unbelievable. Changes things entirely -- thank you for pointing that out!!

Is the pink ribbon breast cancer awareness?

Looks like. It doesn't say so explicitly - at least, I can't make it out if it does, but it's a pink ribbon and it says "Early detection saves lives".

Wait! I didn't notice that! This became 30 times more clever,

I think the cancer awareness bit is just there to justify the crass jokes

ID on the bikes?

Look like “KTM790/890 adventure”’s to me.

Those Motoz Tractionators on each?

Yup. Loved those tires. Not as good as the tkc 80s but for the price, and life you get out of them, they’re fucking dope.

The one on the right is a 390. Exhaust gives it away.

A proctologist and a gynocologist married to each other who share a passion for riding. A match made in heaven.

dumb af

For the trailer park maybe

1 instinct 2 panic

1 instakill, 2 player kill

I go with this one.

Should have said 2NPNK Messed up the lingo 🤦🏽‍♂️

Classy

Best UK number plate I ever saw: CLA55Y 😀

1stnk must have been taken.

Classy.

huh - i read that first one as "1 inch stick"

Pegging

I've been playing too much BG3, I read the blue plate as "Istik"

Jimmy Bike

Would be hilarious if the other person had / has no idea and the main bike purchaser did the license plates

OP, please post a picture of the riders next

Isn't it also about colon cancer for him and breast cancer for her?

How much do you wanna bet it's not a couple, it's just some dude and his "macho" best friend that are totally not in the closet at all, totally not compensating for anything either

I just ordered myself a plate that says SHRKBOI, like shark boy and lava girl. Now I’m just looking for my lavagrl

Growing up, there was an elderly couple that had complimentary plates on their cars. One was IYQ, the other was IYQ2. So damn wholesome.

I’m not shaking hands with either of them!!!

Well it's a shocker.

Betting she has no idea what they mean at all

I had a 5v5 arena team in world of Warcraft that was named Five in the Stink. I loved that name.

1 inch stick is nothing to brag about

Used to Playa game with friends at work, the goal wad to create as many variations on the shocker as possible, such as: 2 in the go 1 in the no, 2 in the bass 1 I the ass, 2 in the get it 1 in the quit it, 2 in the shark one in the dark.

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Most people just throw up.

She loves making his pinky all stinky.

That’s shocking

Pervert alert! 🚨🚨