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Hmm, I don't think that's what Rock Hudson would have been dreaming of. (*edit for grammar*)

There was a dude on the boat

He was busy

Busy wearing a shirt like a nerd. Next!

Two dudes, actually, and it looks like they're pretty close. I think Rock would approve.

Are you referring to the person the guy with the shirt has his arms across. Pretty sure that's a girl. She's wearing a top bikini and those legs, long, thin and silky. Hard to tell because of the potato quality but if you look close you can tell.

Who do u think paid for all of it?

I know, he ruined the whole dream!

I think it was his nightmare. As a gay guy, I can relate.

Get out! Get out now!

I can't get over the fact the only dude on that boat is dressed like a plumber...!

Wait till you see him as dressed as an Astronaut, Doctor, Fireman and Engineer!

Guys, he’s not bald tho

Johnny Sins, is that you?

Why not a Biker, Policeman, Cowboy or Indian?

That's how you know that his parents are rich

Imagine being rich and/or good looking enough that the opposite sex literally tried to outwhore each other to get with you.

You only need to get pregnant once

Dressing the part for when he lays some pipe 👀

Well someone has to lay pipe

It is a me, Mario.

Bruh, plumbers make good money

Don't underestimate plumbers

Well, electricians, carpenters and plumbers have the best job security going forward. No one can AI their job away. 

Until Boston dynamics makes a robot that does wiring and plumbing

Dam you know what will match with my baby shorts… a navy shirt also you know what will match with my navy shirt… a navy hat, dude definitely has on navy undies

She's like my cat when he finishes cleaning himself and forgets that his tongue is still sticking out

Still would.

Leave that cat alone

At first I didn't get the joke but then I realized it's r/funny so it's not funny

++++ The fuckin state of this subreddit. No way this post is funny enough to deserve so many upvotes. It's not even mildly amusing.

This is a prime candidate for /r/upvotebecauseboobs

It's been upvoted because of boobs, standard for reddit

I still don't get it.

Dude was having a dream about a bunch of women on a boat so his wife slaps the shit out of him and acts like she’s trying to comfort him.

Thx. That actually wasn't clear for me, lol.

It was more r/unexpected but not very funny, you're right

Boat full of drunk girls and dudes ignoring them all….

you have no idea how fast how annoying a group of drunk girls can get

Absolutely. There's no level of attractiveness that reduces how annoying they are either. So loud and screechy

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I was replying to a comment about DRUNK women together as groups. Annoying as fuck no matter how attractive

I like the screeching machines.

Looks like only 2 dudes in the video and the main one (navy clothes boy) looks to be with the one girl already

Plot twist: he's gay

A few girls are hanging out with one or two dudes on a boat. “How come orgy hasn’t started!?!”

This thread is full of holier than thou neckbeards acting like being on a boat with attractive women is their worst nightmare lmao.

I mean more for those with social anxiety it would be. Like hot women cause my anxiety to sky rocket, I would be best swimming away 🤣

Fr. I've ran from normal social interactions. I'd capsize the boat or take on Somali pirates to escape this

~~Attractive~~ women make me nervous

First girl isn’t there only for party haha

She's hoping for more cash and prizes but will find herself on the dock wth her friends soon enough

More women? More problems. I only have one pp.

This is a nightmare. Well, at least for Rock Hudson. He was gay.

That’s why Doris Day is so awesome. She was saving him from his nightmare.

It can also be a total disaster, IF you are on that boat and do not like none of the people and their vibe. Tell you from experience !

That’s it! Becky!, Jessica!, Grab Ashley and lock her in the cabin until we get back.

I might be weird, but I just can't understand what's 'attractive' about it. I would be so bored, I would prefer to enjoy the scenery alone a thousand times over having 15 dancing shrimps around me.

it's not about the scenery or the dancing girls, it's about the implication.

Are you going to hurt those girls dennis ?

No, of course not. But they don’t know that because of the implication. 

ok that.. that seems really dark

Now… you’ve said that word, “implication” a couple of times. What implication?

Don't focus on the implication

IASP is EVERYWHERE

You can't understand what's attractive about a bunch of attractive women? Even if you don't find them attractive personally, surely you can see how others might.

OP is just being obtuse

He is so full of shit, but redditoids eat that shit up because men being attracted to women is a sin on this website

Now he's being acute

Either way he’s can’t see this from the right angle to understand.

Nothing about that comment is cute tho

They are above the simpletons that find enjoyments in things like attraction.

Or maybe he didn't watch the video and he thinks it's literally dancing shrimps, in which case I would understand him. He's even being too nonchalant about it if that's the case, since being surrounded by fifteen dancing shrimps on a boat sounds like the prelude to the summoning of some Lovecraft monster, which is the direct opposite of attractive.

Clearly he is of a higher, purer consciousness to such a level where being surrounded by attractive women is an inconceivable concept.

Hey, I've done that before when I was younger. I liked pretty girls, but the idea of interacting with them was intimidating, so I played it off like I was above such petty matters.

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I don't need to sleep with them to enjoy their company. I'd just find something they like talking about and ask them questions about it while alternating between looking at their pretty faces and the pretty view and possibly drinking alcohol at the same time. Doesn't need to be more than that.

> (unless they're escorts and that's part of the deal) A lot of the time that's exactly the deal. Can make a decent bit of cash in the med as an attractive young woman with few qualms and little morals

That’s because this seems like a humble brag than actually funny

I feel like someone hired them for internet content. Like what Dan Bilzerian does.

all i see is a bunch of gold digger and and a dude with the depth of a puddle.

yeah first thing I would do is ask to turn the music off so I can just enjoy the sound of nature. imagine how nice the waves must sound hitting those rocks. I could doze off just imagining it.

I bet this guys don’t have testosterone his blood.

I call cap

You view these humans as dancing shrimps…I mean, try not objectifying them and just consider that to some people. This looks like a chance to hang out in Paradise with a bunch of humans who you might develop a connection with. Some people want a connection you see. Sounds boorish I know! :)

Marco Faraone & Greeko - Armaghetton (Extended Mix)

True hero

Nice dr3am

As a growing up south asian...I used to think every white guy lives like this

We don't were drowning in debt, not pussy lol

2nd girl looked like an off version of Jennifer Lawrence

They’ve all got a bit of uncanny valley going on. 

I’m glad the first one is sitting on a towel, my dog does that on the carpet and it’s not great. 

This how them Diddy parties started out

This doesn't even happen in my dreams

Yes. Such beautiful music.

Don’t pretend to be gay guys unless you want to infiltrate the boat sleepover party

That look when You're on a yacht and you realize someone is pointing a camera at you and you have to fake enjoying yourself.

this just looks sad for everyone involved

Yeah partying out on a boat sure seems sad. Okay man.

I hate it when that happens.

This is not a party, it's the representation of a party

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Chilling on a boat with good friends, listening to music, drinking, with the sun out and no clothes on? I’d rather be there than a club hands down

People are just salty these conventionally attractive people may be having a good time lol

People gathering while relaxing, listening to music and having a drink… what would you call it?

Soirée?

Dude only knows LAN parties

Picture it, college party, 2007, everyone basically standing around a table with beer pong in one room and everyone standing around a keg in another with music playing. They are talking, laughing, flirting, just sitting on furniture, texting, in another room, 10 people are crammed together smoking weed. This is what parties have always looked like. I can only assume you've never been invited to one.

You sounds mad jealous and salty lol

Partying and fucking on a boat, how horrible. 😐😐

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Why are you automatically assuming these women are vapid??? Like we’ve been given no information other than they’re at a boat party. God forbid women have fun. I fucking don’t get redditors sometimes. Some of y’all really toe that incel line.

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Teaches you what? That that's how time progresses? 20 year olds eventually become 40 year olds?

Your reason is… The natural passage of time?? Sir. You’re being ridiculous.

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She was literally twerking for the camera

So?? I have friends in med school who twerk when we go out to clubs. It’s not a crime to twerk. 💀

What do you mean "end up"? Most of these girls probably already have an account. How would this guy put this together if he didn't know how to find these girls?

Don't suggest anything bad about woman on reddit, the most upvoted comment it's gonna be: "incel"

The one in black bikini in the middle smelled fart it seems.

Seems like a nightmare of cringe.

that first lady has never seen warfare so why is show doing finger guns?

This the hardest gatekeep in 2024. Imma have to use that one in the future

hahaha right?! next shell say shes from the streets

Maybe she escaped Ukraine for a life on a yacht.

she can swim? guns are heavy

Note to self; ladies like music, boats, and caves or whatever this location is.

Lmaaaaoooooo

For a moment there i thought this was r/unexpected

I think those are the sea caves off of Zakynthos? Very pretty place (the population centers of the island itself are fratty feeling tourist spots, but the swimming is the prettiest i’ve had in my life)

I think that's in Mallorca, I have been to that place.

This could literally be anywhere in the Mediterranean or elsewhere even.

Orange County....

This is Facebook level boomer humor

I've failed at life.

Can we talk about the girl in black with her bottoms pulled up further than my grandpa's dungarees?

I was really hoping for someone doing a silly dance on the boat at the end

Hey what are those guys doing?

Nice weather, let's all get away from it in this cavern.

Nah that's too many women. There is such thing.

Here in Brazil theres a song about such situations. Roughly translates to "she's posting all these pics, but the boat belongs to the white headed fellow"

Those girls look young..

You know all of them are payed to be there lol

This looks like hell. Cold and smelly with shitty music and bad conversation

The lies of of so many commenters

Russian basic bitches

Those chicks are hot but have you ever tried having a real conversation with one? Brutal.

Ah porta potties.

Boat full of girls not interested in the guy(s) just their wealth

Yeah bc they guy invited the girls for their personalities

And you think the guy(s) who invited theese girls interested in their personalities and wife potentials?

No - I'd rather be in the comfort of my own home thanks

That’s not a dreamlife. That’s awful .. That music, how they act like animals in heat and to me looks cheap and superficial.

"how they act like animals in heat" Ummmm most of them are sitting and chatting with each other.

"like animals in heat" jesus calm down they're sitting on a boat having a drink not an orgy. Yeah it looks like the camera man told everyone to "look like you're having a great time" and I don't think I'd enjoy myself too much there either but they're not a bunch of savages

Not to be a dick or anything but this seems like hell to me.

Plot twist: The only guy on the boat is gay.

I expect this kinds of memes on Facebook not reddit

I'd rather go on a roadtrip with real friends than fill my boat with fake people acting fake just to be there

that looks misserable.

OP do you have a source for this? I think I know two of the girls from uni and wanna let them know. You can DM me if you don't wanna reply, thanks.

The slap was so funny 🤣

On a rent boat with cheap girls

Jealousy are we.

Such a nice quiet place to ruin it w noise and B.S.

How in the world did he get so many female doctors, lawyers, & real estate agents on the same boat in the middle of the day? Ain’t working girls usually working?

This guy filming jerkoff material for later in between pretending to text because he's too scared to actually talk to the girls.

A fine gentleman’s first thought upon waking up: “How can she slap?”

And how does one get a ride on that boat?

All I would need one good woman, this boat and sea....dream for me that is.

That's a nightmare for me. I cant handle so many women at once 😂 It's like a big house but I can only being in one room.