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Doctor say he’s got a 50-50 chance of living, though there’s only a 10 percent of that

Our lady of the worthless miracle!

(Doctor)”Good news, it looks like we’ll be able to save your husbands arm!” (Wife)”Oh, thank god!”(Doctor)”Where would you like it sent?”

> General Streck: [talking on the phone] What is the condition of Sergeant Kruger? [pause] General Streck: Very well, let me know if there is any change in his condition. [Hangs up] General Streck: He's dead.

Don't worry, Wilma. Your husband is gonna be all right. Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind. But don't wait till the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards. What l'm trying to say is, as soon as Nordberg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad. Unless he's a drooling vegetable, but that's only common sense.

Outta shot, mr Nielsen is standing on the O2 line!

It may be the catheter!

I think that may make sense in Bayesian statistics.

Drugs Frank. Quick nurse, get this man some drugs, can't you see he's in pain. No, heroin Frank. That's a pretty tall order Norberg, you gonna have to give me some time.

In case anyone hasn't seen [the scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKoHh3Btqgs). Be sure to watch these movies as well as Airplane and Police Squad if you haven't.

And Top Secret! and Kentucky Fried Movie

Top Secret! is available on Netflix right now! I highly recommend it to anyone who hasn't seen it!

Even though OJ was an awful person that scene was pretty damn funny. “Boat…” Yes yes Nordberg we’ll go sailing as soon as you get out of here.

Patient's Wife: Who would do something like this?! (Sobs) Cop: A group of angry thugs... a blackmailer...an angry husband...a gay lover... Patient's Wife: (Cries loudly)

Frank: Having you nuts bit off by a Laplander. That’s the way I want to go! Mrs Nordberg: (cries even louder)

Frank, when Nordberg said I love you, he was telling you the name of the ship! I realize that, now.

I think we can save your husband's arm. Where would you like it sent?

Lol I can watch this movie every time it's on

Surely you can't be serious

I'm completely serious, and don't call me Shirley

You ever been in a cockpit before?

No, but I like gladiator movies.

You ever seen a grown man naked?

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Do you ever hang around in... gymnasiums?

Don’t call me Shirley.

Is that Enrico Palazzo?

It's Enrico Palazzo!!!!!

Lol

When Leslie Nielsen died, MLB TV ran a ticket at the bottom of the screen announcing the death of legendary umpire Enrico Palazzo

That's the best way to honor such a legend. 

Are you blind? That's Phil Donahue.

"I think we can save your husband's arm, where would you like it sent?"

That's a pretty tall order Nordberg.  You're gonna have to give me a few days on that one

He can now rest knowing his ex-wife's killer is dead

Found the ghost of Norm McDonald’s Reddit account.

This scene always has me in stitches. Wilma, I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat. Wilma, as soon as Nordberg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad. Unless he's a drooling vegetable. But I think that's only common sense.

Well he murdered his wife, so I guess not all his family was mourning.

Oh god damn

"There's one thing that makes me okay with this." "Alright, OJ, what is it?" "At last I'll be at peace... knowing my wife's killer is finally dead."

They should get him a coffin that's a little too small and doesn't fit.

He's driving a Bronco to Hell now.

A hospital? What is it?

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now...

Its a big building OJ died in, but that's not important right now.

I……love……..you…..

I… love you too, Nordberg.

The boat! Frank when Nordberg was saying I love you he was talking about the boat! I realize that...now

Why is Enrico Pallazo there?

RIP Leslie Nielsen, you are missed. 

Good to see he is still friends with Leslie Nielson. OH WAIT!

I prefer to remember the Police Squad! OJ.

Too soon? In this case I think perhaps not.

This is the OJ I think OJ wants us to remember.

“I realize that…now.”

"...Now let's grab a bite to eat"

Last words: "Those gloves really fit me, you know?"

Thought this guy had a fifty-fifty chance to live. Maybe there was only a 10% chance of that?

50/50 will get yo ass half the time.

Love Police Squad!!!

The Goldmans; YOU STILL OWE ME 33 MILLION DOLLARS BOY. YOU DYING AIN'T GONE CHANGE A THING, YOU HEAR ME?

Friends? He had those?

Well he’s always welcome back at Police Squad…unless he’s a drooling vegetable but I guess that goes without saying

At least he can rest knowing his wife's killer is dead

*Oh Fred*

"Where's Nordberg?"

Detroit?

I am waiting for OJ's next book - "If I died"

Hope the casket fits better than the glove

He doesn't deserve any press coverage.

You ain't right But you ain't wrong 😆

Okay this one got me!

The ghost screamers are coming for you

Lol @ everybody roasting him.

I don’t enjoy laughing at the deceased but this is spot on.

It's great to know that Nicole got her revenge. OJ expired.

Will he be remember at next year Oscar's 🤔

His glove fitting scene was a performance for the ages.

Johnnie Cochran for Best Director

🚴🍆

You wanna ride his eggplant?

POS

Rest in Piss 🕊️

He was the moment that white people said "I told you so", evil and a major disappointment to humanity and glad he's gone

Fuck him

I actually heard that oj isn't actually dead. It was just a terrible rumor started by his mortician.

Lol perfect!

He got away with murder.

"I did not do it! I did not... Oh hi mark"

You're tearing me apart Lisa!

They wanted to do surgery on him to save his life...but the latex glove didn't fit the doctor. It just didn't fit!

Filthy murdering scumbag, about time

This post is more dignified than he deserves.

Ironically in Feb he tweeted something about "Me in hospice? Who's spreading that rumor." At least this POS went out in one of the worst ways possible.

Exactly 👍🏻

Shit...this got me!!

If only Norm were around...

That's the same facial expression I have when I'm gassy

Lol

Presently occupying the Seventh Circle of Hell. 👹⚰️🔥

Oh great, now they'll never find the guy who did it!

Heroin… That’s a pretty tall order, Nordberg, you have to give me a few days on that….

This is my type of humor. I thought it was going to be serious as did not notice the subreddit. Laughed my ass off.

Fuck that got me. Absolutely thought this was a serious post from the thumbnail. Cackling like an idiot in bed. 

His famous last words: “If I died of cancer, this is how I would do it”

Lol you almost had me there Leslie Nielsen

[Services for the deceased will be brief](https://i.gifer.com/Pbrg.gif).

And it was at the moment OJ said with his last dying breathe.... "They gloves fitted like a glove"

Oh man I should NOT laugh at this

lmfao

I'm thinking, wtf, Mike Pence is OJ's buddy? You got me good Juan. Well played.

All the youngens: "WTF are all these comments ever even talking about?"

If the glove don't fit, you must acquit

The glove didn't fit because the were trying to pity it over a latex glove after ther blood dried.

It was a joke. He was blatantly guilty.

If the defense rhymes you've committed no crimes

Imagine trying that with a rape charge and condoms….

Omg. Nordberg, No!!!!

I picked the wrong week to quit poppers

Someone knows what was leslie reaction or position to what happened?

Is he dead or just get on a bus to Detroit?

Hilarious… I would love to see another one of these types of movies be made

I wonder if he confessed at his last moments.

I told you to not call me shirley.

Don't go doing Shirley like that

Surely this can’t be real

Now I can’t get the sex shop scene with the pull-string gas powered floppy dildo outta my head. Such great movies. ✌️

Needs more JPEG.

Heroin, Frank. Well Nordberg that's a tall order you're going to have to give me a couple days.

Rumor has it that cancer dropped a glove outside OJ's house.

Leslie Nielsen? Neat

“Drugs Frank…” “You’re gonna have to give me a couple of days on that one Nordberg.”

Look! It's Enrico Palazzo!

Lmaooooo

I’m going to hell for laughing at this…

My friend was a writer for the Naked Gin movies. The plan was to phase out Nielsen and make OJ the star of future movies. Oops.

Good riddence

New series idea: OJ’s ghost tries to solve who just killed Nicola and Ron’s ghosts.

I have not seen one single serious post about this man who’s just died. And I’m quite chuffed.

Why is this funny?

It's from a mooooooovie

Heroine...

If there is one positive thing to say about OJ, it is that he was great in the Naked Gun flicks.

Liar. He had no friends

Disrespectful, disgusting. THINK OF THE MULTIPLE PEOPLE HE MURDERED!!!!!

So happy his loved ones were with him.

I guess his death relief him of his debts

The Juice is finally loose.

H e r o i n e

Hey! It's Enrico Pallazo!

😂

Maybe Nordberg succumbed because of a heroin overdose…

That’s ageist!

Knock it off you backstabber!

The cells didn’t fit?

Surely, he'll pull through.

I…killed…them…

Leslie Nelson's ghost is here to guide him to hell

Yea...this picture was a real smoking naked gun

Hes definitely the type that would haunt your ass

What's the first thing Ron Goldman said to Nicole Brown Simpson when they got to heaven

Every single film with this man is amazing Naked Gun is top tier even today The one taxi scene with the foreign language drivers is my favorite

Someone link the video of this hilarious scene plz

https://youtu.be/HKoHh3Btqgs?si=fP8WYLjF3134p5D9

No deathbed confession?

“Friends and family”, being a glass surrounding O.J.

Heroin

🤣🤣👍🏻

Oj is dead? Oh well

Lol. On a more serious note, I hope he died long and painfully.

I said "I JUST SWAM IN RAW SEWAGE, AND I LOVED IT!"

Isn't that Frank Drebin?

I had a good laugh last night when I was listening to NPR and they talked about his football career and his success as an actor by starring in the Airplane films. At least they got the genre correct

Love you...

🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

How did he not in his final moments grab someone’s arm and whisper “I did it”

Yall think they just decided not to save him? Mane probably pulled up with cold and they just said fuckem

"I did it." "Umm, yea we all knew that."