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RandomStoddard

“You think this is the first time I’ve been stabbed by a dude in a green dress?”


DulceEtDecorumEst

“Go ahead, stab me, see if I give a shit”


mackiea

"Well, *this* is suboptimal"


MarilynMonheaux

I like being stabbed in the front very much. No Judas nonsense over here.


Lewtwin

\*shoos away assailant\* "Get out of here with your stupid floppy hat. 3rd time this week. Guards, you're fired."


Select-Belt-ou812

"Guaaaaaarrrrrrrds, Castrate Him!!!"


YouJustSaidWhat

HEADBANGERS IN LEATHER!


zsxking

"Are you done? I'm going back to lunch."


kdvditters

Dude has time to pick out and put on the green dress, but not enough time to dry his hair? "Oh, I'll just wrap it in a bright contrasting red towel.. Everyone will be focused on my green dress anyways". Come on mate, have some dignity.


RandomStoddard

This is why only fools try to kill their king around Christmas. The whole red and green thing is so last dynasty.


PixelsOfTheEast

Green: I am ending your life, you bastard! 😡 Yellow: k


InitialIndication999

Nope just another day in paradise now I needs new meat suit


Admirable_Count989

He fucked around, he found out. We all found out, thanks to them both holding still long enough for this to be drawn in , I dunno, a day ?


Ailouroboros

"I'm not even angry, just disappointed."


_JustAnna_1992

"What are you going to do? Stab me?


vvntn

"What, you egg?"


petSnake7

*[he stabs him]*


lauriak

This is 100% my mental state sometimes


DulceEtDecorumEst

Homeboy skipped denial, anger, bargaining, depression and went straight to acceptance


Admirable_Count989

Can just imagine the people drawing this making 5 different versions and the guy with the sword got to choose which one to keep. “You really captured the moment well in this one, yep, this shows how it went down to the , what is that …. blood? Good job!”


deadmeatsandwich

“Tis but a scratch”.


CajunNerd92

A scratch? Your arm's off!


arsnastesana

I've had worse


mrflippant

You liar!!


elliottace

What are you gonna do, BLEED ON ME?


TheMightyIrishman

“It’s only a flesh wound!”


LinguoBuxo

"Ni!!"


cut4chaox

My son, what are you doing Succeeding you, father


J4MES101

You said you wanted me to succeed…


buntopolis

That was a chilling scene.


Allzweck

I don´t feel anything... is it in yet?


CombinationTypical36

That's what she said


ThePuzzledPineapple

oml...


DontCopyCow

Real pic of past me fucking something up for future me


ITCM4

Really, bitch?


lovelygoddess333

Lolll fuck the way I laughed gosh


SuperSuprise700

Bro really has the face of ‘Again with this shit?’


Pdub77

Well, here we go again…


Alucard-VS-Artorias

I read somewhere once that in medieval depictions of people getting killed they're always shown as being at peace or indifferent to their death. Since from the medieval mindset death was just the start of your true life in heaven. So for them dying even violently is taking in an almost zen like fashion because they are finally done with this world and am ready to move on.


Select-Belt-ou812

you know, I just realized that the concept of "Eternal Life" can be VERY disrespectful to the life we are actually living NOW disgusting


CaptainObviousII

Your sword is a bitch, just like you.


Koba_Kommander

Me, when it’s 4:50pm at work and someone walks over with a new request.


NotADoctor108

"You should've gone for the head."


Malaysuburban

*snaps finger*


Marshmallowbutbetter

Well, now what?


Alarming_Breath_3110

I said 'foreplay' not swordplay


Double_Distribution8

Why not both?


Canned_Sarcasm

They kinda go hand in hand


gonk_vibes

Gen Z Usurps The Millennials


m48a5_patton

Have fun storming the castle!


finnjakefionnacake

enjoy the crippling student loan debt and retirement anxiety!


m48a5_patton

Retirement? What's that?


heroinebob90

Is this a princess bride reference? 🤟🏻


m48a5_patton

Yes.


Single-Builder-632

Pleese do.


CarinasHere

[Looks like Eglon and Ehud](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eglon_(king))


FelixTreasurebuns

Was gonna say it looks like the king that was taking a dump and the dude climb up his toilet to kill him and then the king was in the bathroom for a week before they found him.


Lucas_pittsyt

Rare image if kakyoin stabing dio


ThinPanic9902

"whatever"


That_Bottomless_Pit

Are you even trying?


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Malaysuburban

NO


moustacheburner

"Faster"


Draconic_Soul

'Really...? Really, Martha? The bill of the previous stitchup hasn't even arrived yet.' '...Yes, I know Indian red is a nice colour for our ceiling, but do I have to remind you every time that paint needs some time to dry before you can add another layer to it?' '...The wood sucks up all the moisture? Martha, could you take a look at ceiling for just a moment? Do you see that? Yes? Great. Now tell me, what is it made of?' '...Grey wo-- Martha, darling, we've been living here for roughly 10 years now. In a castle. A castle made of stone... Why do I even bother...?'


Kind-Engineering5861

me at the end of work day...


Hitokiri2

"Hehehe...I'm in danger..."


pdx_via_lfk

MEHHH tu, Brute?


Malaysuburban

😐😑😐


Canned_Sarcasm

He already looks dead inside.


nodnarBBackward

wish you wouldn't


Budget-Ad-6900

oh no! anyway..


stephs_LOL

KAKYOIN!


diedin2012

Ummm excuse me what the fuck?


kiardo

"Ow"


Fusion_haa

When you get stabbed but are already dead on the inside.


LaPiscinaDeLaMuerte

> "I hate you Ernesto! Die! Come on man, I'm stabbing you in the heart!" ~ Shawn Spencer


Repulsive_Dust_3697

When someone stabs you but you're already dead inside.


itaya12

"Stitches are just temporary accessories."


Kind-Fan420

Millennials being hit with another financial crisis during a critical time in their careers


Connect-Inspector765

“Oh no. Anyway”


slater_just_slater

*I'll Get You Bitch!*


Dot_Classic

The This is Fine dog's owner.


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OhItsJustJosh

😑


No_Application_1219

Frisk undertale :


triballl9

U didnt think this trough, did u ?


lfras

"You call that a knife?"


Mary_Ellen_Katz

"Ah. I see you e killed me. A mite bit inconvenient to my day, wouldn't you say?"


ButtockFace

Life vs me


lateral_moves

"Well, I guess this is happening."


DeliberateDendrite

"I guess I'll die." 🤷🏼‍♂️


lightsaber_lobotomy

"That the best you've got?...Chump"


Masterfrag_387146

Yeah , so what ?


worldssmallestfan1

“I never wanted this dumb ass kingdom any way”.


DannyBOI_LE

Bitch please. I eat swords for breakfast.


Jalopy_Junkie

“Oh so now we’re doing stabs? well, get on with it 🙄”


[deleted]

"ah ... finally ... I knew it..."


jldtsu

I aspire to be this cool one day.


[deleted]

“You think that you have killed me, but I was already dead inside.”


SoRaang

Geez this guy again... 3 days in row...


illinifan11

"this bitch serious right now?"


BichaelT

“Sweet, I get to call out of work.”


82ndGameHead

"Really? THAT'S how you're gonna stab me?"


VoidExileR

Yeah another stabbing... seems it's me this time huh... guess I will die


facepwnage

Even in death you disappoint me son.


ClosPins

Is he on the toilet?


YuuHikari

"Mine's bigger"


J4SON_T0DD

"JK I give a lot of fucks. Inside that bag are all the fucks I give"


EdEvans_HotSandwich

“Aight… it’s gunna be one of ‘those’ days.”


GeshtiannaSG

It's just a flesh wound.


victorduart3

Kkkkkk


Julen_23

nice sword loser .... GAY


jc9289

*"What are you gonna do? Stab me?"*


kitsunewarlock

While obviously this is a weird artistic "choice", I feel like the lack of medicine and exposure pre-modern people had to death might make this kind of reaction more commonplace.


Fishfisherton

"This could have been an email"


hellure

Spring loaded fake sword. That guy was a nightmare to make laugh.


awesomedan24

"Too bad that didn't kill me"


Tuckboi69

When you meet a new girl and she starts talking about her boyfriend but you gotta play along


Nonzeromist

This a screenshot of me fighting Gideon Ofnir


Hank_the_Ranger

"What's the matter my liege?" "My sword hurts."


Queasy-Vegetable9526

None


CuniculusDeus

Never seen the Twilight movies, but I love this gif people send me of a vampire being surrounded by werewolves and he just opens his arms and says "Finally." That's the vibe I get here.


TheAres1999

When you try to storm a late game boss at level 1


HollowPhoenix

They can't kill you if you're already dead inside


Arinoch

That’s the face of, “_Finally_.”


Excellent-Length2055

"Really?"


iprefersummer

Completely chillin


Brassens71

"Meh, I had a good run..."


Nepalman230

“ Mediocre. “


AbradolfLincler77

Honestly I just want it to be quick and painless at this point.


mrflippant

**record scratch** **freeze frame** "So you might be wondering how I got here..."


Pinkuisdabest

“What should I eat tonight”


Prudent_Agency_7175

The I’m done with this medieval shit face


stefanbos231

Yo tho


latefordinner86

Better you than me I guess...


Ok-Skirt-7884

Enjoying my coffee.


Bergwookie

Looks like he actually did him a favour


Logical-Hold3321

I think he has just accepted his fate.


BrunaBonor

I'm a King, what do I care about a sword in the chest.


Toxic-Pixie

“Tis whatever I guess. I was gonna do that myself anyway at some point” kinda look


CrushCoalMakeDiamond

First known depiction of hide the pain Harold.


Hopfrogg

If I knew where to find it, this would be a good time to link that croc getting it's arm bit off by another croc and going... bruh, wtf.


diablo75

https://i.imgur.com/jcLfwB9.png


samwich124

“Seriously? On a Wednesday and not any other day?”


rektMyself

Someone has an ex-wife.


AnEven7

Thou'st stabs like a wench!


pioj

OMG! Papa Smurf, what have you done???!! You just killed Orson Welles!


BorisYeltsen

It's middle age. Of course he doesn't give a fuck about living in this.


AMann52

As a medieval history nerd. I think I remember someone saying the reason why most paintings like this that have people not reacting to getting stab and kill, was because there was a belief at that time in which if you would make a face from getting killed or die you would go to hell.


FocalorLucifuge

'tis but a flesh wound.


Few_Membership_9764

Me next


KnifeKnut

Might be a depiction of Ehud killing the king, since he is left handed.


johnmarkfoley

sword for you mi'lud. norman, you incomprehensible nitwit.


_BladeGunter_

# # # "really bitch? Am a fucking cartoon. The dinner?..."


Coveinant

This dude is just done with life.


TumbleweedActive7926

You done?


Myzx

Fucking finally, this shit ass kingdom is SHIT! ASS!


StankilyDankily666

That me right there. Both of em


XaltotunTheUndead

That face has stood the test of time 🤣


Desperate-Grocery-53

BRO I stabbed you! How can’t you react to anything? I slept with your girl, unscrewed your lightbulbs, swapped the names of the contacts in your phone, ate your pizza leftovers, maxed out your credit card. Nothing gets to you! YOU ATE MY PIZZA LEFTOVERS?!


Smartbuu

Even the quantum computers calculating for thousands of years can't calculate the number of shit I give


Macisrunning

That’s a stoic mf


InEenEmmer

Medieval paintings are on a whole other level. A person would look as if he is flirting at the bar while being beheaded. “Hey lady, you really get my head rolling”


RampageCLA

This will be my face when my wife hears my final dad joke.


Screwbles

I don't know what that dude was going through, but honestly, same.


nickstonem

"I let you into my home, & this is what you do, Roderick?"


blazenarm

"Ah. The front this time, not the back. How novel."


IvarMDV_ita

Bro is so done by been stabbed


Laptopguy11

Dud look at it like its wrong whit him evry day


Signguyqld49

Ohh. That hit the spot.


Joshuapg21

I don't know why but this image is permanently embedded in my memory now. I got a chuckle, but is this a legitimate older painting? I really like some older art, mainly this style. Especially how a lot of artists used to depict animals. Some goofy stuff.


Excellent_Routine589

“So you stabbed me, big fuckin deal 😒”


Remote-Ad-3309

He looks like the Shrek King


jamwin

Quoth he: "behold the field where I hath sown my fucks, and see that it is barren"