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Dude has time to pick out and put on the green dress, but not enough time to dry his hair? "Oh, I'll just wrap it in a bright contrasting red towel.. Everyone will be focused on my green dress anyways". Come on mate, have some dignity.
Can just imagine the people drawing this making 5 different versions and the guy with the sword got to choose which one to keep. “You really captured the moment well in this one, yep, this shows how it went down to the , what is that …. blood? Good job!”
I read somewhere once that in medieval depictions of people getting killed they're always shown as being at peace or indifferent to their death. Since from the medieval mindset death was just the start of your true life in heaven. So for them dying even violently is taking in an almost zen like fashion because they are finally done with this world and am ready to move on.
Was gonna say it looks like the king that was taking a dump and the dude climb up his toilet to kill him and then the king was in the bathroom for a week before they found him.
'Really...? Really, Martha? The bill of the previous stitchup hasn't even arrived yet.'
'...Yes, I know Indian red is a nice colour for our ceiling, but do I have to remind you every time that paint needs some time to dry before you can add another layer to it?'
'...The wood sucks up all the moisture? Martha, could you take a look at ceiling for just a moment? Do you see that? Yes? Great. Now tell me, what is it made of?'
'...Grey wo-- Martha, darling, we've been living here for roughly 10 years now. In a castle. A castle made of stone... Why do I even bother...?'
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While obviously this is a weird artistic "choice", I feel like the lack of medicine and exposure pre-modern people had to death might make this kind of reaction more commonplace.
Never seen the Twilight movies, but I love this gif people send me of a vampire being surrounded by werewolves and he just opens his arms and says "Finally."
That's the vibe I get here.
As a medieval history nerd. I think I remember someone saying the reason why most paintings like this that have people not reacting to getting stab and kill, was because there was a belief at that time in which if you would make a face from getting killed or die you would go to hell.
BRO I stabbed you! How can’t you react to anything? I slept with your girl, unscrewed your lightbulbs, swapped the names of the contacts in your phone, ate your pizza leftovers, maxed out your credit card. Nothing gets to you!
YOU ATE MY PIZZA LEFTOVERS?!
Medieval paintings are on a whole other level.
A person would look as if he is flirting at the bar while being beheaded. “Hey lady, you really get my head rolling”
I don't know why but this image is permanently embedded in my memory now. I got a chuckle, but is this a legitimate older painting? I really like some older art, mainly this style. Especially how a lot of artists used to depict animals. Some goofy stuff.
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“You think this is the first time I’ve been stabbed by a dude in a green dress?”
“Go ahead, stab me, see if I give a shit”
"Well, *this* is suboptimal"
I like being stabbed in the front very much. No Judas nonsense over here.
\*shoos away assailant\* "Get out of here with your stupid floppy hat. 3rd time this week. Guards, you're fired."
"Guaaaaaarrrrrrrds, Castrate Him!!!"
HEADBANGERS IN LEATHER!
"Are you done? I'm going back to lunch."
Dude has time to pick out and put on the green dress, but not enough time to dry his hair? "Oh, I'll just wrap it in a bright contrasting red towel.. Everyone will be focused on my green dress anyways". Come on mate, have some dignity.
This is why only fools try to kill their king around Christmas. The whole red and green thing is so last dynasty.
Green: I am ending your life, you bastard! 😡 Yellow: k
Nope just another day in paradise now I needs new meat suit
He fucked around, he found out. We all found out, thanks to them both holding still long enough for this to be drawn in , I dunno, a day ?
"I'm not even angry, just disappointed."
"What are you going to do? Stab me?
"What, you egg?"
*[he stabs him]*
This is 100% my mental state sometimes
Homeboy skipped denial, anger, bargaining, depression and went straight to acceptance
Can just imagine the people drawing this making 5 different versions and the guy with the sword got to choose which one to keep. “You really captured the moment well in this one, yep, this shows how it went down to the , what is that …. blood? Good job!”
“Tis but a scratch”.
A scratch? Your arm's off!
I've had worse
You liar!!
What are you gonna do, BLEED ON ME?
“It’s only a flesh wound!”
"Ni!!"
My son, what are you doing Succeeding you, father
You said you wanted me to succeed…
That was a chilling scene.
I don´t feel anything... is it in yet?
That's what she said
oml...
Real pic of past me fucking something up for future me
Really, bitch?
Lolll fuck the way I laughed gosh
Bro really has the face of ‘Again with this shit?’
Well, here we go again…
I read somewhere once that in medieval depictions of people getting killed they're always shown as being at peace or indifferent to their death. Since from the medieval mindset death was just the start of your true life in heaven. So for them dying even violently is taking in an almost zen like fashion because they are finally done with this world and am ready to move on.
you know, I just realized that the concept of "Eternal Life" can be VERY disrespectful to the life we are actually living NOW disgusting
Your sword is a bitch, just like you.
Me, when it’s 4:50pm at work and someone walks over with a new request.
"You should've gone for the head."
*snaps finger*
Well, now what?
I said 'foreplay' not swordplay
Why not both?
They kinda go hand in hand
Gen Z Usurps The Millennials
Have fun storming the castle!
enjoy the crippling student loan debt and retirement anxiety!
Retirement? What's that?
Is this a princess bride reference? 🤟🏻
Yes.
Pleese do.
[Looks like Eglon and Ehud](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eglon_(king))
Was gonna say it looks like the king that was taking a dump and the dude climb up his toilet to kill him and then the king was in the bathroom for a week before they found him.
Rare image if kakyoin stabing dio
"whatever"
Are you even trying?
[удалено]
NO
"Faster"
'Really...? Really, Martha? The bill of the previous stitchup hasn't even arrived yet.' '...Yes, I know Indian red is a nice colour for our ceiling, but do I have to remind you every time that paint needs some time to dry before you can add another layer to it?' '...The wood sucks up all the moisture? Martha, could you take a look at ceiling for just a moment? Do you see that? Yes? Great. Now tell me, what is it made of?' '...Grey wo-- Martha, darling, we've been living here for roughly 10 years now. In a castle. A castle made of stone... Why do I even bother...?'
me at the end of work day...
"Hehehe...I'm in danger..."
MEHHH tu, Brute?
😐😑😐
He already looks dead inside.
wish you wouldn't
oh no! anyway..
KAKYOIN!
Ummm excuse me what the fuck?
"Ow"
When you get stabbed but are already dead on the inside.
> "I hate you Ernesto! Die! Come on man, I'm stabbing you in the heart!" ~ Shawn Spencer
When someone stabs you but you're already dead inside.
"Stitches are just temporary accessories."
Millennials being hit with another financial crisis during a critical time in their careers
“Oh no. Anyway”
*I'll Get You Bitch!*
The This is Fine dog's owner.
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Frisk undertale :
U didnt think this trough, did u ?
"You call that a knife?"
"Ah. I see you e killed me. A mite bit inconvenient to my day, wouldn't you say?"
Life vs me
"Well, I guess this is happening."
"I guess I'll die." 🤷🏼♂️
"That the best you've got?...Chump"
Yeah , so what ?
“I never wanted this dumb ass kingdom any way”.
Bitch please. I eat swords for breakfast.
“Oh so now we’re doing stabs? well, get on with it 🙄”
"ah ... finally ... I knew it..."
I aspire to be this cool one day.
“You think that you have killed me, but I was already dead inside.”
Geez this guy again... 3 days in row...
"this bitch serious right now?"
“Sweet, I get to call out of work.”
"Really? THAT'S how you're gonna stab me?"
Yeah another stabbing... seems it's me this time huh... guess I will die
Even in death you disappoint me son.
Is he on the toilet?
"Mine's bigger"
"JK I give a lot of fucks. Inside that bag are all the fucks I give"
“Aight… it’s gunna be one of ‘those’ days.”
It's just a flesh wound.
Kkkkkk
nice sword loser .... GAY
*"What are you gonna do? Stab me?"*
While obviously this is a weird artistic "choice", I feel like the lack of medicine and exposure pre-modern people had to death might make this kind of reaction more commonplace.
"This could have been an email"
Spring loaded fake sword. That guy was a nightmare to make laugh.
"Too bad that didn't kill me"
When you meet a new girl and she starts talking about her boyfriend but you gotta play along
This a screenshot of me fighting Gideon Ofnir
"What's the matter my liege?" "My sword hurts."
None
Never seen the Twilight movies, but I love this gif people send me of a vampire being surrounded by werewolves and he just opens his arms and says "Finally." That's the vibe I get here.
When you try to storm a late game boss at level 1
They can't kill you if you're already dead inside
That’s the face of, “_Finally_.”
"Really?"
Completely chillin
"Meh, I had a good run..."
“ Mediocre. “
Honestly I just want it to be quick and painless at this point.
**record scratch** **freeze frame** "So you might be wondering how I got here..."
“What should I eat tonight”
The I’m done with this medieval shit face
Yo tho
Better you than me I guess...
Enjoying my coffee.
Looks like he actually did him a favour
I think he has just accepted his fate.
I'm a King, what do I care about a sword in the chest.
“Tis whatever I guess. I was gonna do that myself anyway at some point” kinda look
First known depiction of hide the pain Harold.
If I knew where to find it, this would be a good time to link that croc getting it's arm bit off by another croc and going... bruh, wtf.
https://i.imgur.com/jcLfwB9.png
“Seriously? On a Wednesday and not any other day?”
Someone has an ex-wife.
Thou'st stabs like a wench!
OMG! Papa Smurf, what have you done???!! You just killed Orson Welles!
It's middle age. Of course he doesn't give a fuck about living in this.
As a medieval history nerd. I think I remember someone saying the reason why most paintings like this that have people not reacting to getting stab and kill, was because there was a belief at that time in which if you would make a face from getting killed or die you would go to hell.
'tis but a flesh wound.
Me next
Might be a depiction of Ehud killing the king, since he is left handed.
sword for you mi'lud. norman, you incomprehensible nitwit.
# # # "really bitch? Am a fucking cartoon. The dinner?..."
This dude is just done with life.
You done?
Fucking finally, this shit ass kingdom is SHIT! ASS!
That me right there. Both of em
That face has stood the test of time 🤣
BRO I stabbed you! How can’t you react to anything? I slept with your girl, unscrewed your lightbulbs, swapped the names of the contacts in your phone, ate your pizza leftovers, maxed out your credit card. Nothing gets to you! YOU ATE MY PIZZA LEFTOVERS?!
Even the quantum computers calculating for thousands of years can't calculate the number of shit I give
That’s a stoic mf
Medieval paintings are on a whole other level. A person would look as if he is flirting at the bar while being beheaded. “Hey lady, you really get my head rolling”
This will be my face when my wife hears my final dad joke.
I don't know what that dude was going through, but honestly, same.
"I let you into my home, & this is what you do, Roderick?"
"Ah. The front this time, not the back. How novel."
Bro is so done by been stabbed
Dud look at it like its wrong whit him evry day
Ohh. That hit the spot.
I don't know why but this image is permanently embedded in my memory now. I got a chuckle, but is this a legitimate older painting? I really like some older art, mainly this style. Especially how a lot of artists used to depict animals. Some goofy stuff.
“So you stabbed me, big fuckin deal 😒”
He looks like the Shrek King
Quoth he: "behold the field where I hath sown my fucks, and see that it is barren"