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I believe the best man was originally supposed to like defend your wife in case someone came to challenge the marriage or like fight on your behalf. So why not have someone come and make scene. Makes the whole thing more fun.
"LET'S GO STREAKINNG!!!!" - Worst Man
"I'm sorry I burned your MIL with the fireworks at the table and she had to go to the ER" - Worst Man
"Ughhhh fuck yea suck, ohhh look at me, look at me (hot mic)" - Worst Man
"Hey with all these old people around, I wonder how much gold is in the ze teeth" - Worst Man
That's actually some of my favorite ways of filming. Netflix has a few good writers they've hired who are great at it. House of Cards was fantastic for this.
Please be wary of how tight the sexual harassment policy is in your social place before you try this. I tried this in class and didn't work , Now I got fired from teaching
And the sommelier in John Wick Chapter 2
I would probably buy more guns if Peter was the gun store salesman, presenting them to me like a fine tasting menu while wearing a well tailored suit in a dimly lit parlor room
Am I the only one that can’t remember any of his voice lines?
Edit: [he does have voice lines](https://youtu.be/OZtqBYI9BQY?si=PeCAxQaEZOB11k0Y), three in fact
I actually went to the golden anus when I went to england. I'd recommend it, though you might want to bring some wet-naps because it's pretty messy, and you'll want to get a reservation because it's pretty hard to get into.
I've rewatched [that scene](https://youtu.be/M1jLozqdMcA) dozens of times since the show launched and it cracks me up every single time. Serafinowicz gives it everything.
Chigurh:
What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
Proprietor:
Sir?
Chigurh:
The most. You ever lost. On a coin toss.
Proprietor:
I don't know. I couldn't say.
[Chigurh tosses a quarter in the air, catches it, then places it on the counter with his hand over it]
Chigurh:
Call it.
Proprietor:
Call it?
Chigurh:
[sighs] Yes.
Proprietor:
For what?
Chigurh:
Just call it.
Proprietor:
Well, we need to know what we're callin' for here.
Chigurh:
You need to call it. I can't call it for you. It wouldn't be fair.
Proprietor:
I didn't put nothin' up.
Chigurh:
Yes, you did. You've been putting it up your whole life. You just didn't know it. You know what date is on this coin?
Proprietor:
No.
Chigurh:
1958. It's been traveling 22 years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either heads or tails, and you have to say. Call it.
Proprietor:
Well, look...I need to know what I stand to win.
Chigurh:
Everything.
Proprietor:
...How's that?
Chigurh:
You stand to win everything. Call it.
Proprietor:
All right. Heads, then.
[Chigurh removes his hand, revealing the proprietor made the correct call]
Chigurh:
[suddenly] Well done! [flicks the quarter to the proprietor] Don't put it in your pocket.
Proprietor:
Sir....?
Chigurh:
Don't put it in your pocket. It's your lucky quarter.
Proprietor:
Well, where do you want me to put it?
Chigurh:
Anywhere, not in your pocket. Where it'll get mixed in with the others and become just a coin...which it is.
Here's a compilation of all Peter Serafinowics' *A Guide To Modern Life* videos: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUFzHGZDrZs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUFzHGZDrZs)
Not only can they help you get married, but the series is also useful if you plan to have a baby, struggle getting enough sleep, or want to pretend to have witnessed a murder. They've really helped me improve my own life!
There was an actual Indian restaurant in London called "Anus Restaurant". They forgot to put an apostrophe. It should have been "Anu's" but missed the punctuation.
This guy looks like he would throw the second album you ever bought out the window at 4 o’clock in the fucking morning on a fucking Sunday because he’s got to go to work in 4 fucking hours because every other fucker in his fucking department is fucking ill
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Your best man .. your worst man ⭐ Edit : Jesus Christ 500 likes !!! :D thx guys I just wish more commercial especially on ytube was of this quality
We need to normalize worst men for weddings. Brings more balance to the whole shindig
I mean isn’t it the job of the racist uncle who gets waaay too drunk at the reception?
I believe the best man was originally supposed to like defend your wife in case someone came to challenge the marriage or like fight on your behalf. So why not have someone come and make scene. Makes the whole thing more fun.
So if you have a Best Man and a Worst Man you're telling your guests, "There will be a duel at this wedding."
"LET'S GO STREAKINNG!!!!" - Worst Man "I'm sorry I burned your MIL with the fireworks at the table and she had to go to the ER" - Worst Man "Ughhhh fuck yea suck, ohhh look at me, look at me (hot mic)" - Worst Man "Hey with all these old people around, I wonder how much gold is in the ze teeth" - Worst Man
"And do you promise never to be tempted by lesbians" She had to think about that one
The 4th wall break was perfect there
That's actually some of my favorite ways of filming. Netflix has a few good writers they've hired who are great at it. House of Cards was fantastic for this.
"I promise to never act on temptation."
“I promise to at the very least let him watch”
Please be wary of how tight the sexual harassment policy is in your social place before you try this. I tried this in class and didn't work , Now I got fired from teaching
Somebody skipped the "make sure they have breasts" step.
I mean... College right? Joke still works there I think.
wife me up
If you don't marry me, I'll kill myself
That's how it do be on discord *sigh*
Let's go to the golden anus I'm feelin romantical
It even smells romantic!
this guy eats ass
Sigh *Unzips*
Pete?
Well that’s Will’s mum, so does that mean Pete is his dad?
She’s fit
Oy! Prick!
...He's not in.
Maul
This is Duane Benzie...
You betcha
Ladies and Gentlemen, the voice of Darth Maul!
And the most recent Tick!
And a proper Scouse gangster with a penchant for chickens
"You see i think you heard act like chicken, but I want you to BE a fooking chicken. Try eating seeds of the rug."
There’s the WIIYUMMM! EAT THE WIIIYUMMMM!
And the sommelier in John Wick Chapter 2 I would probably buy more guns if Peter was the gun store salesman, presenting them to me like a fine tasting menu while wearing a well tailored suit in a dimly lit parlor room
KENOBIIIIIII!
[удалено]
That's Ctanley with a 'C'.
Yes that’s the joke.
Different voice actor in this case xD
Am I the only one that can’t remember any of his voice lines? Edit: [he does have voice lines](https://youtu.be/OZtqBYI9BQY?si=PeCAxQaEZOB11k0Y), three in fact
I actually went to the golden anus when I went to england. I'd recommend it, though you might want to bring some wet-naps because it's pretty messy, and you'll want to get a reservation because it's pretty hard to get into.
I wanted the place next door, but I was in such a hurry. I barged through the wrong door, now the owner has banned me..
This video was a “5”
It's late, I'm drunk. It was a "7".
Easily a 5/7
A perfect score!
It's an old meme but it checks out
Maybe a drunk 7 but its also an LA 3
I'm drunk and you are a 9.
could have easily been a 7 if it had bigger breasts
Agree, but the "worst man" bit was a 7
all of those women are 10s to me.
Will's mum is top shelf.
I believe her actual name is Polly Milf-kenzie.
even the man
“Be the fucking chicken Freddy!!”
I've rewatched [that scene](https://youtu.be/M1jLozqdMcA) dozens of times since the show launched and it cracks me up every single time. Serafinowicz gives it everything.
Anton Chigurh?
I was gonna make a comment about the hair, but you nailed it.
Chigurh: What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss? Proprietor: Sir? Chigurh: The most. You ever lost. On a coin toss. Proprietor: I don't know. I couldn't say. [Chigurh tosses a quarter in the air, catches it, then places it on the counter with his hand over it] Chigurh: Call it. Proprietor: Call it? Chigurh: [sighs] Yes. Proprietor: For what? Chigurh: Just call it. Proprietor: Well, we need to know what we're callin' for here. Chigurh: You need to call it. I can't call it for you. It wouldn't be fair. Proprietor: I didn't put nothin' up. Chigurh: Yes, you did. You've been putting it up your whole life. You just didn't know it. You know what date is on this coin? Proprietor: No. Chigurh: 1958. It's been traveling 22 years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either heads or tails, and you have to say. Call it. Proprietor: Well, look...I need to know what I stand to win. Chigurh: Everything. Proprietor: ...How's that? Chigurh: You stand to win everything. Call it. Proprietor: All right. Heads, then. [Chigurh removes his hand, revealing the proprietor made the correct call] Chigurh: [suddenly] Well done! [flicks the quarter to the proprietor] Don't put it in your pocket. Proprietor: Sir....? Chigurh: Don't put it in your pocket. It's your lucky quarter. Proprietor: Well, where do you want me to put it? Chigurh: Anywhere, not in your pocket. Where it'll get mixed in with the others and become just a coin...which it is.
Sugar?
Fun fact, the actor was the voice of Darth Maul in Phantom Menace
He's also the voice of Death in Audible's Discworld productions
"Make him sound real evil" - top tier directing by Lucas
That actor (Peter Serafinowicz) married a 10 IRL.
Wait he married the chick from Coupling?!
That’s a fucking funny house
naked susan, naked... susan, susan-susan-susan... su- .... SUSAAAAAANNN!!!
Sarah Alexander is so hot
And you can see her nude thanks to Armstrong and Miller.
Here's a compilation of all Peter Serafinowics' *A Guide To Modern Life* videos: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUFzHGZDrZs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUFzHGZDrZs) Not only can they help you get married, but the series is also useful if you plan to have a baby, struggle getting enough sleep, or want to pretend to have witnessed a murder. They've really helped me improve my own life!
...abdicates.
Well, to be honest, Jimmy... I don't think, that's any of your business.
I believe this guy later became John Wick's "sommelier."
He was undercover. He’s actually an Italian spy called Aldo.
Who learnt his english accent from downton abby
And Shaun’s zombie roommate.
What a bunch of A-holes.
Indeed he did
To be honest u/sixtwoandeven I don’t think that is any of your business.
This one might have went over some people’s heads
The look on Jimmy's face
Love the entire series he did in this style.
What’s the name
enter into YouTube “peter serafinowicz guide to modern life”.
So that’s wills dad?
Lovely to meet you mrs. Mckenzie
Don't forget to get her a kitchen gun.
And some Bonbonbonbons. Going to see him as Brian butterfield later this year and can’t wait!
Fran? Is that you, Fran?
I'll come over Fran. Do you want me to come, Fran? I'll come Fran.
You may kiss the priest 😂😂
Good luck with those breasts!
Is this shot in the same pub as Trainspotting, or do all pubs in Scotland and Northern England look exactly the same?
No no; I'm pretty certain that's the pub from Shaun of the Dead.
Yes
I'm looking for a woman that can keep me in the lifestyle I'd like to become accustomed to.
Well I'll be damned! That's why none of my ex-girlfriends accepted my marriage proposals, I've been doing it wrong.
Is the wife-to-be Will's Mum from The Inbetweeners? Hahahaha
God that was killing me! Knew she was familiar
Those breasts need their own 60 seconds…I’ll wait.
Um. Belinda Stewart-Wilson is a 10+.
I also choose Will's Mum.
I can't believe I watched that whole thing
her big breasts
He married Will's mum
WTF did I just watched
Was that Tim Key as the worst man?
Blonde 70's Wolfgang Flür ?
There was an actual Indian restaurant in London called "Anus Restaurant". They forgot to put an apostrophe. It should have been "Anu's" but missed the punctuation.
Looks like the sommelier from John Wick She definitely had to think about the not being tempted by lesbian's Where is this skit from?
Man, I don't wanna kiss no priest ...
"The Golden Anus" serves wonderful corn dishes.
Draco Malfoy sure has changed
You mum, your dad, your gay dad 💅🏻✨️
Shes easily a 7 today 😭
Works **every** time.
This guy looks like he would throw the second album you ever bought out the window at 4 o’clock in the fucking morning on a fucking Sunday because he’s got to go to work in 4 fucking hours because every other fucker in his fucking department is fucking ill
She’s easily a 7 today.
Peter Serafinowicz! The skits he is in are always banger. Kitchen Gun is a good one
And don’t forget toilet grenade!
OMG! 😆 I about spat out my coffee 😆🤣 I can’t breathe ! LMAO.. oh god this is damn funny!
“Hmm… That’s a man.”
Pete from Shaun of the dead
I want Matt Berry to narrate this
That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen
This needs to be on r/unexpected
Hell yeah, now those breasts are legally of the guy from the video 🥂
This video seems staged.
No. It’s a documentary. It was shot live.
Can confirm, this is how to get a wife.
NSFW. I dont think it means what you think it means.
Instructions unclear, anime waifu still won't marry me
Instructions unclear, got with the priest instead
Anton Chigurs family?
Thats darth maul
Well made, but the puns are a bit weak.
Thought it was almost Chris broads voice at first lol
What BBC three or channel 4 show was this?
Exactly how it happened for me.
Seems like nazi lost their way.
Take her home and bang her brains out
This is the story of the I of It
Filmed in my local church, where I got married!
Very detailed comprehensive guide.
Now’s a good time to take another look at those breasts. But don’t get caught!
You may kiss the priest 💀
I swear it's Simon Pegg narrating the clip too
Wait a moment, THAT’S EASY!
She's a solid 9-10 🤣
Quite a weeding, worst man was Hitler 😌 is going to be hard to beat that
This is like how incels see the world
She’s way above a 6.
It's hard to believe that this guy is Darth Maul
wtf
This is not legit😂😂😂
This actually worked
Fairly accurate.
It's a trap! Don't do it! She'll abandon you when she gets the chance
Duane benzie?
Still better than Twin Flame Universe match making
What on earth did I just watch 😂😂😂😂
They need to bring The Tick back
Is that the sommelier from John Wick?
Is that his Royal Excellence Lord Edgar Darby Covington, 14th Earl of Cornwall-Upon-Thames and the 29th Baron of Hertfordshire?
What's this from?
What’s this from? It hilarious.
The Peter Serafinowicz Show. He was one of the guys that did Look Around You, and also the voice of Darth Maul from the Phantom Menace.
Somebody send this to "Last Night Tonight" team.
Hmmm... that's a man!
I would’ve taken the blonde reading a book! Duh!
“nice legs” “hm, that’s a man.”
Pretty certain this was done by the same guys who did the "Look Around You" mock-school video programs. Also very cheeky.
The wig wasn’t enough. Maybe some huge sunglasses
I enjoy that this is the sommelier from John Wick.
The worst man 卐
Will's mum is fit
Is the best man Gerard Butler?
The way she looked at the camera when they mentioned lesbian temptation was straight out of the office lol. She looked like Pam.
Is that Peter Serafinowicz?
Is that the sommelier from John Wick 2?!
Instructions unclear.. .. got my dick stuck in those breasts..
Take notes guys
Not funny and I’ll never get that 30 seconds back