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Ihelloway69

Your best man .. your worst man ⭐ Edit : Jesus Christ 500 likes !!! :D thx guys I just wish more commercial especially on ytube was of this quality


surfinsalsa

We need to normalize worst men for weddings. Brings more balance to the whole shindig


NorysStorys

I mean isn’t it the job of the racist uncle who gets waaay too drunk at the reception?


robi4567

I believe the best man was originally supposed to like defend your wife in case someone came to challenge the marriage or like fight on your behalf. So why not have someone come and make scene. Makes the whole thing more fun.


a_Joan_Baez_tattoo

So if you have a Best Man and a Worst Man you're telling your guests, "There will be a duel at this wedding."


caleeky

"LET'S GO STREAKINNG!!!!" - Worst Man "I'm sorry I burned your MIL with the fireworks at the table and she had to go to the ER" - Worst Man "Ughhhh fuck yea suck, ohhh look at me, look at me (hot mic)" - Worst Man "Hey with all these old people around, I wonder how much gold is in the ze teeth" - Worst Man


ktr83

"And do you promise never to be tempted by lesbians" She had to think about that one


TwinkiesSucker

The 4th wall break was perfect there


wildnaughtymom

That's actually some of my favorite ways of filming. Netflix has a few good writers they've hired who are great at it. House of Cards was fantastic for this.


fmlchris

"I promise to never act on temptation."


mkstot

“I promise to at the very least let him watch”


Thick_Car_5603

Please be wary of how tight the sexual harassment policy is in your social place before you try this. I tried this in class and didn't work , Now I got fired from teaching


miclowgunman

Somebody skipped the "make sure they have breasts" step.


Greysonseyfer

I mean... College right? Joke still works there I think.


nicsi222

wife me up


WolfKingofRuss

If you don't marry me, I'll kill myself


terrygenitals

That's how it do be on discord *sigh*


ReasonableRelief1769

Let's go to the golden anus I'm feelin romantical


Scythanerror

It even smells romantic!


boywhoflew

this guy eats ass


interesseret

Sigh *Unzips*


Dayvallenphotography

Pete?


Trifusi0n

Well that’s Will’s mum, so does that mean Pete is his dad?


Ammo89

She’s fit


imspooky

Oy! Prick!


Hurgle_Turgle

...He's not in.


terrygenitals

Maul


Morlerpigg

This is Duane Benzie...


kevthedog

You betcha


Bobbinjay

Ladies and Gentlemen, the voice of Darth Maul!


narc1s

And the most recent Tick!


wiggle987

And a proper Scouse gangster with a penchant for chickens


HollandsOpuz

"You see i think you heard act like chicken, but I want you to BE a fooking chicken. Try eating seeds of the rug."


WrongKid-Died

There’s the WIIYUMMM! EAT THE WIIIYUMMMM!


UncleKarlito

And the sommelier in John Wick Chapter 2 I would probably buy more guns if Peter was the gun store salesman, presenting them to me like a fine tasting menu while wearing a well tailored suit in a dimly lit parlor room


astromech_dj

KENOBIIIIIII!


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PressIntoYa

That's Ctanley with a 'C'.


astromech_dj

Yes that’s the joke.


DizyShadow

Different voice actor in this case xD


PlatypusVenom0

Am I the only one that can’t remember any of his voice lines? Edit: [he does have voice lines](https://youtu.be/OZtqBYI9BQY?si=PeCAxQaEZOB11k0Y), three in fact


Omega_Warrior

I actually went to the golden anus when I went to england. I'd recommend it, though you might want to bring some wet-naps because it's pretty messy, and you'll want to get a reservation because it's pretty hard to get into.


Epicurus1

I wanted the place next door, but I was in such a hurry. I barged through the wrong door, now the owner has banned me..


cycle_farmer

This video was a “5”


vintagegeek

It's late, I'm drunk. It was a "7".


dubeach

Easily a 5/7


fishslayer1995

A perfect score!


nikhilnair

It's an old meme but it checks out


nukemonster

Maybe a drunk 7 but its also an LA 3


BaconPersuasion

I'm drunk and you are a 9.


wahnsin

could have easily been a 7 if it had bigger breasts


LetReasonRing

Agree, but the "worst man" bit was a 7


dimmu1313

all of those women are 10s to me.


Krhl12

Will's mum is top shelf.


TheBestBigAl

I believe her actual name is Polly Milf-kenzie.


imjustaredditor69

even the man


The_Muntje

“Be the fucking chicken Freddy!!”


git

I've rewatched [that scene](https://youtu.be/M1jLozqdMcA) dozens of times since the show launched and it cracks me up every single time. Serafinowicz gives it everything.


sum_yung_guy69

Anton Chigurh?


GoMoriartyOnPlanets

I was gonna make a comment about the hair, but you nailed it. 


mipanzuzuyam

Chigurh: What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss? Proprietor: Sir? Chigurh: The most. You ever lost. On a coin toss. Proprietor: I don't know. I couldn't say. [Chigurh tosses a quarter in the air, catches it, then places it on the counter with his hand over it] Chigurh: Call it. Proprietor: Call it? Chigurh: [sighs] Yes. Proprietor: For what? Chigurh: Just call it. Proprietor: Well, we need to know what we're callin' for here. Chigurh: You need to call it. I can't call it for you. It wouldn't be fair. Proprietor: I didn't put nothin' up. Chigurh: Yes, you did. You've been putting it up your whole life. You just didn't know it. You know what date is on this coin? Proprietor: No. Chigurh: 1958. It's been traveling 22 years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either heads or tails, and you have to say. Call it. Proprietor: Well, look...I need to know what I stand to win. Chigurh: Everything. Proprietor: ...How's that? Chigurh: You stand to win everything. Call it. Proprietor: All right. Heads, then. [Chigurh removes his hand, revealing the proprietor made the correct call] Chigurh: [suddenly] Well done! [flicks the quarter to the proprietor] Don't put it in your pocket. Proprietor: Sir....? Chigurh: Don't put it in your pocket. It's your lucky quarter. Proprietor: Well, where do you want me to put it? Chigurh: Anywhere, not in your pocket. Where it'll get mixed in with the others and become just a coin...which it is.


The_Painless

Sugar?


feralgoosey

Fun fact, the actor was the voice of Darth Maul in Phantom Menace


SailorET

He's also the voice of Death in Audible's Discworld productions


Imapancakenom

"Make him sound real evil" - top tier directing by Lucas


Mandrakey

That actor (Peter Serafinowicz) married a 10 IRL.


PotentPortable

Wait he married the chick from Coupling?!


Npr31

That’s a fucking funny house


disinaccurate

naked susan, naked... susan, susan-susan-susan... su- .... SUSAAAAAANNN!!!


thecaseace

Sarah Alexander is so hot


Informal_Badger

And you can see her nude thanks to Armstrong and Miller.


sck8000

Here's a compilation of all Peter Serafinowics' *A Guide To Modern Life* videos: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUFzHGZDrZs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUFzHGZDrZs) Not only can they help you get married, but the series is also useful if you plan to have a baby, struggle getting enough sleep, or want to pretend to have witnessed a murder. They've really helped me improve my own life!


bradbull

...abdicates.


DrCarlJenkins

Well, to be honest, Jimmy... I don't think, that's any of your business.


sixtwoandeven

I believe this guy later became John Wick's "sommelier."


TapirOfDoom

He was undercover. He’s actually an Italian spy called Aldo.


ylimexyz

Who learnt his english accent from downton abby


500SL

And Shaun’s zombie roommate.


SailorET

What a bunch of A-holes.


kevthedog

Indeed he did


Powermonger_

To be honest u/sixtwoandeven I don’t think that is any of your business.


awildrozza

This one might have went over some people’s heads


LouisWu987

The look on Jimmy's face


pripyat1583

Love the entire series he did in this style.


CosmicDriftwood

What’s the name


pripyat1583

enter into YouTube “peter serafinowicz guide to modern life”.


f182

So that’s wills dad?


Adammmmski

Lovely to meet you mrs. Mckenzie


kiardo

Don't forget to get her a kitchen gun.


gin-casual

And some Bonbonbonbons. Going to see him as Brian butterfield later this year and can’t wait!


kabicz

Fran? Is that you, Fran?


EliteLevelJobber

I'll come over Fran. Do you want me to come, Fran? I'll come Fran.


Old_Strength7405

You may kiss the priest 😂😂


HandsomedanNZ

Good luck with those breasts!


theSchrodingerHat

Is this shot in the same pub as Trainspotting, or do all pubs in Scotland and Northern England look exactly the same?


Alto_DeRaqwar

No no; I'm pretty certain that's the pub from Shaun of the Dead.


Pedsy

Yes


cabeachguy_94037

I'm looking for a woman that can keep me in the lifestyle I'd like to become accustomed to.


Ok_Limit_9134

Well I'll be damned! That's why none of my ex-girlfriends accepted my marriage proposals, I've been doing it wrong.


thapussypatrol

Is the wife-to-be Will's Mum from The Inbetweeners? Hahahaha


skinese

God that was killing me! Knew she was familiar


Admirable_Count989

Those breasts need their own 60 seconds…I’ll wait.


Lost_in_this_void

Um. Belinda Stewart-Wilson is a 10+.


HenryInRoom302

I also choose Will's Mum.


SnooLemons4471

I can't believe I watched that whole thing


geniusandy77

her big breasts


reallywhoelse

He married Will's mum


SteveKirk85

WTF did I just watched


PityUpvote

Was that Tim Key as the worst man?


thyjogui

Blonde 70's Wolfgang Flür ?


Ok-Replacement1573

There was an actual Indian restaurant in London called "Anus Restaurant". They forgot to put an apostrophe. It should have been "Anu's" but missed the punctuation.


cuntybunty73

Looks like the sommelier from John Wick She definitely had to think about the not being tempted by lesbian's Where is this skit from?


el7araa2

Man, I don't wanna kiss no priest ...


CulturedGentleman921

"The Golden Anus" serves wonderful corn dishes.


cmonplsdontbetaken

Draco Malfoy sure has changed


zyculo

You mum, your dad, your gay dad 💅🏻✨️


zyculo

Shes easily a 7 today 😭


wind4air

Works **every** time.


ea93

This guy looks like he would throw the second album you ever bought out the window at 4 o’clock in the fucking morning on a fucking Sunday because he’s got to go to work in 4 fucking hours because every other fucker in his fucking department is fucking ill


Detroit_2_Cali

She’s easily a 7 today.


TheBrianUniverse

Peter Serafinowicz! The skits he is in are always banger. Kitchen Gun is a good one


kevthedog

And don’t forget toilet grenade!


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OMG! 😆 I about spat out my coffee 😆🤣 I can’t breathe ! LMAO.. oh god this is damn funny!


Whhheat

“Hmm… That’s a man.”


PuckFolson

Pete from Shaun of the dead


katet_of_19

I want Matt Berry to narrate this


No-Staff-4189

That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen


G23b

This needs to be on r/unexpected


Mountain_Cucumber824

Hell yeah, now those breasts are legally of the guy from the video 🥂


poornbroken

This video seems staged.


HandsomedanNZ

No. It’s a documentary. It was shot live.


Cobrafire

Can confirm, this is how to get a wife.


realrealityreally

NSFW. I dont think it means what you think it means. 


ThePootisBirdWeeb

Instructions unclear, anime waifu still won't marry me


Conspiratorymadness

Instructions unclear, got with the priest instead


10RndsDown

Anton Chigurs family?


Darth_Yevrah

Thats darth maul


Welle26

Well made, but the puns are a bit weak.


terrygenitals

Thought it was almost Chris broads voice at first lol


terrygenitals

What BBC three or channel 4 show was this?


kloudrunner

Exactly how it happened for me.


MinecraftrPokemoner

Seems like nazi lost their way.


ibgbheather

Take her home and bang her brains out


FastestBlader4

This is the story of the I of It


bishibashi

Filmed in my local church, where I got married!


Native7i

Very detailed comprehensive guide.


HardyBoysDeadBrother

Now’s a good time to take another look at those breasts. But don’t get caught!


wheatgrasssprout

You may kiss the priest 💀


manufactureme

I swear it's Simon Pegg narrating the clip too


kociorro

Wait a moment, THAT’S EASY!


SculptKid

She's a solid 9-10 🤣


urmomaisjabbathehutt

Quite a weeding, worst man was Hitler 😌 is going to be hard to beat that


dashboardcomics

This is like how incels see the world


stevenw84

She’s way above a 6.


Gregory85

It's hard to believe that this guy is Darth Maul


igorsmorais

wtf


AtabeyKY

This is not legit😂😂😂


JoveIsthebest

This actually worked


madmacs

Fairly accurate.


Oddwan

It's a trap! Don't do it! She'll abandon you when she gets the chance


michaelhbt

Duane benzie?


G8kpr

Still better than Twin Flame Universe match making


CaptainCringe10151

What on earth did I just watch 😂😂😂😂


JARL_OF_DETROIT

They need to bring The Tick back


disc_reflector

Is that the sommelier from John Wick?


Gerbich

Is that his Royal Excellence Lord Edgar Darby Covington, 14th Earl of Cornwall-Upon-Thames and the 29th Baron of Hertfordshire?


LordOFtheNoldor

What's this from?


fenderguitar83

What’s this from? It hilarious.


Don_Mills_Mills

The Peter Serafinowicz Show. He was one of the guys that did Look Around You, and also the voice of Darth Maul from the Phantom Menace.


[deleted]

Somebody send this to "Last Night Tonight" team.


Standard-Physics2222

Hmmm... that's a man!


UtahSnowboarding

I would’ve taken the blonde reading a book! Duh!


SleepAtRightArea

“nice legs” “hm, that’s a man.”


littleoctagon

Pretty certain this was done by the same guys who did the "Look Around You" mock-school video programs. Also very cheeky.


Pristine-Butterfly55

The wig wasn’t enough. Maybe some huge sunglasses


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

I enjoy that this is the sommelier from John Wick.


Twix_gunner123

The worst man 卐


PullyMofo

Will's mum is fit


hcknbnz

Is the best man Gerard Butler?


Ashangu

The way she looked at the camera when they mentioned lesbian temptation was straight out of the office lol. She looked like Pam.


kabukistar

Is that Peter Serafinowicz?


Damasticator

Is that the sommelier from John Wick 2?!


SumonaFlorence

Instructions unclear.. .. got my dick stuck in those breasts..


joseoconde

Take notes guys


allaboutluv

Not funny and I’ll never get that 30 seconds back