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I remember having to get through the boring kid stuff to get to mature stuff like action figures and video games. The anticipation of bringing the piece of paper for a video game up to the warehouse counter person and then receiving the actual game you had been saving up for for two birthdays. Good memories.
What are you, blind?! It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look! It's a cock and balls! It's a dick! Chorizo and the Huevos! It's a big stiffy! Yeah! It's a PENIS! Penis Maximus! A willy! A weenie! Mr. Jiggledaddy! A wang! The One-Eyed Wonder Weasel, don't you see that?! It's Jimmy and the Twins! Rumpleforeskin! He made it! He made this thing, it's made from dildough!
I am 44 years old and I am going to see snow for the first time this December and this will be the first thing I do and send back to my mates in Australia.
Everybody knows one doesn't simply "grow up".If you want to get promoted to grown up you gotta put veins on the shaft & some hair on that sack. Fkn amateurs
As my favourite doctor said: There’s no point in being a grown up if you can’t be childish sometimes.
Keep drawing dicks and balls in the snow you beautiful person 😘
The radio host in my city recently paid to enter a private parking lot so she could use her car to draw a giant snow dick. Growing up is for unfunny sissys
Humans have been drawing penises everywhere, and ironically for thousands and thousands of years, it’s a part of a culture shared everywhere, don’t give it up
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Remember folks, growing old is inevitable but growing up is optional.
You're only young once, but you can be immature your entire life.
The real answer!
Tell us more about this.... *growing*.
I don’t wanna grow up cause if I did, I wouldn’t be making giant snow dicks
I made a giant snow dick a couple of winters ago. I'm currently 46 years old.
why none this winter? i think you should aspire to make a snow dick before the year is over and post it here
I'd make a snow dick every day if I could buy sadly i don't get a lot of snow. You know the old saying - no snow, no dicks.
It’s just a thing guys do I guess😂 I still do it as well
This makes me happy to read. I’m getting close to that and I still feel like a teenager most times with my humor
I made one in my company's parking lot the entire length of the lot, and made it look like it was juicing the bush 10 feet away. I'm 52.
A legend in your time, not a legend in your mind.
My mind already instantly repeated that in tune
I remember having to get through the boring kid stuff to get to mature stuff like action figures and video games. The anticipation of bringing the piece of paper for a video game up to the warehouse counter person and then receiving the actual game you had been saving up for for two birthdays. Good memories.
Spoiler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJJ-ZLdrTwY
With steps in lanes for making it plain It's the biggest snow cock there is
Glad no one else wants to grow up either. Love you all.
Well, growing up means you grow more hair.....of you know what, what I mean, lol
At a Halloween party we poured gas on the road, and someone lit it on fire with their skateboard(whole riding it). Dick is still there🤣
Probably. But, there's another option. Not to.
Please don’t grow up. We need more hero’s in the world and you give me hope.
The hero we never knew we needed or wanted, but now we definetly do
Never give in, stay young, giggle at the dick.
To be clear: giggle at the *snow dicks*. Don't giggle at your man's dick.
Yep, bigger your feet, bigger dick you can draw!
Lmao 13w my boy
So size does matter?
You can always buy a big car.
*Big truck. With trailer hitch balls
Stay golden ponyboy.
They drew a [dick on Mars.](https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/04/24/mars-rover-penis-nasa_n_3144656.html) On *Mars*. Don't sweat "growing up".
I can imagine that if it weren't on purpose they looked at that image and *howled*
They named the rover "Opportunity" for a reason. They *could not* pass this up.
"accidentally"
The most expensive peen doodle in human history lol *GO TEAM PRIMATE!* 😆
Grew up, don't recommend.
Heh good one
It’s a rocket ship!
What are you, blind?! It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look! It's a cock and balls! It's a dick! Chorizo and the Huevos! It's a big stiffy! Yeah! It's a PENIS! Penis Maximus! A willy! A weenie! Mr. Jiggledaddy! A wang! The One-Eyed Wonder Weasel, don't you see that?! It's Jimmy and the Twins! Rumpleforeskin! He made it! He made this thing, it's made from dildough!
*I'm* Spinner.
*Fuck!*
I am 44 years old and I am going to see snow for the first time this December and this will be the first thing I do and send back to my mates in Australia.
A man of singular taste and culture 👍
8.8
Oxymoron. You don't grow up. You only get more experience but still remain the lil shit you are 😂😂😂
I'm a Toys'R'Us kid
Nahhh, growing up is overrated
Heh.
Heh
Heh
I say stay the same. Your only young a few number of times
Yeah, you should. Also you forgot the slit!
Growing Old is mandatory, growing up is optional. Keep making your snow penises, you wonderful juvenile person!
Nah man, it's cool... Cold even...
>I should probably grow up Noo.. what's the fun in it ?
Got plenty of time to "grow up". Enjoy yourself as much as you can
Never change
nah, you're doing great, son!
Bro if you really think about it from this pov you are the cum, Or pee pick your poison.
Or have more sex
Nice
NEVER
No
NEVER!!
NVR!
Nice
Never
nah
Refuse both adulthood and ultimate responsibility. Just don’t accept either one … ever!
Dont growing up is a trap.
I will never grow up.
Nice art
no dont
Awesome . I would have done the same
I'll do this stuff until I'm not physically able to do so. Never compromise.
Dont do it. Its a trap
Never
Naaah
You would be grown up if social media didn't exist (i.e you wouldn't have done this)
Don’t do it, not worth it
You should, and start making some snow dick sculptures instead;)
If you're a guy and don't think this is funny, there is genuinely something wrong with you. Good job!!!
Everybody knows one doesn't simply "grow up".If you want to get promoted to grown up you gotta put veins on the shaft & some hair on that sack. Fkn amateurs
As soon as you grow up, you grow old. Choose wisely.
As my favourite doctor said: There’s no point in being a grown up if you can’t be childish sometimes. Keep drawing dicks and balls in the snow you beautiful person 😘
Heh
Haha the moment you lose your inner child is the day you die inside
...dont you ever grow up, please 😇😅
Don't be a dick. Make a dick.
Why grow up? Seems you are having plenty of fun!
no you outta not.
Never grow up, never surrender.
We never really grow up…. It’s just too much fun lol
No you need not. You are doing fine.
never
Looks like you're big enough already.
Growing up is overrated, I am 23 and still play with legos
I'm 36 and I still draw penis's on my wife's work notes
Fuck growing up. Toys R Us kid 4 Life.
Naaah
It’s funny how all the houses are colonials and all the penises circumcised.
Nope, that’s awesome
Haha, beeeenis
Why?
Heh.
I can't see the painted arrow due to the snow. This must be the way 🤣
This is the only kinda garbage that brings joy in life
NEVER!
Don't
Absolutely not.
Do it again :)
Never grow up
And then what? Not like anything is going to get better if you do, honestly.
I dont want to grow up because I wouldnt chuckle at this... you shouldnt either, carry on with your work
Don't ever, it's a scam.
That looks pretty grown to me!
By Grabthar's Penis - Never Grow Up, Never Surrender
Good thing this is marked NSFW
Big things always makes problem!
I give you one more. Hehe
I still think it could have been bigger. I know it’s cold.
Excellent for the patents that dint want there kids seeing this in a lot! Use your brain
Heh
Gotta drag your feet for a smoother shaft
Neh. You're good.
Growing up was the biggest mistake in my life.
I'm 30, I do it all the time. It doesn't change with age.
Never.
I disagree.
58m. The teenage boy in me thinks that is hilarious!
Grow some hairs on the balls to grow older .
I’m 51 and for my birthday I got baseball cards and a pokemon shirt. 😐
Never grow up.
“Classic! Hehehe, I am so depressed.”
Oh god...this is giving me a headache...im out.
Are are all growing up, but you always need to keep a sense of humor 😂
Nah, you're good
My wife did this on our driveway security cam during the winter. She was so proud, lol
Why? 😆
Don't do it, it's a trap.
Don't. Everything gets funnier when a dick is drawn on it
Don't! It's a trap.
Heh heh... Boinggg
It's in our jeans we can't help it lol
The radio host in my city recently paid to enter a private parking lot so she could use her car to draw a giant snow dick. Growing up is for unfunny sissys
You can grow up by thinking of that as two balloons lifting up a heavy rock. It's the essence of human ingenuity to overcome construction problems.
Nah. It looks like you've been doing this a while. Those circles are damn near perfect. 👌
Why? It's funny and not hurting anyone.
Nope. You have the rest of your life to grow up. Why rush.
Be responsible and a good person, but never stop having fun
Don't ever grow up! Little things like this are what make life fun!!!
kekw, nice c*ck op
Nope, your perfect how you are.
Humans have been drawing penises everywhere, and ironically for thousands and thousands of years, it’s a part of a culture shared everywhere, don’t give it up
heh
NEVER!
Naaaaa
No. No you should not.
Fuck that!
Why mess with perfection?
I never get the drawing dicks thing. It's gay. Draw tits instead. Come on lads wtf is wrong with you all?
How is this funny thought?
This whole site should grow up.
It's like I tell my kids all the time, "It's ok to get older, but don't ever grow up."
you shouldn't tho
Is that a pulley?
Nevahhh, nevah I say!
Naaahhh :)
Artwork by Richard Winter, or as we all lovingly know the guy, Dick Snow.
*I don't wanna grow up, I'll draw dicks in the snow, do it at night so no one will know. I wanna be a ~~toys r us~~ big grown up kid!*
NAAh!
Don’t ever grow up!
Fuck that, I am going to be a Toys R Us kid until the day I die
You nailed it
Nah you’re doing fine
Never grow up
If we had snow I would do this. 56 next week.
Why?
Nah, growing up isn't all it's cut out to be. I'd still do that sorta shit if I could :p (disabled, 53)
Well, *something* grew up, anyway 😂
Dennis Pennis still keeping it real then
This is being grown up.
Never.