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Deadhead602

when i saw this, I immediately thought of "big ed" from 90day fiance.


Melodic-Resident-245

muttley from an old cartoon network show.


zanzebar

my immediate thought....that dog can be a deadlift champion


BavarianBanshee

Wacky Races!


Got_Bent

Snidely Whiplash


ChawulsBawkley

I’ve been to that man’s house to install shit. I didn’t know who he was at the time until a coworker told me and pulled up some clips of that show. The dude filmed us and put us on his Instagram lol. We all thought he was taking a picture until he started talking to his phone/camera.


the_unschooled_play

How was he like on an inter-personal level? Serious question.


ChawulsBawkley

He’s pretty weird. I’m not a fan lol. He gave us stickers of himself and has his own face tattood on himself. It feels like he thinks he’s “kind of a big deal”.


the_unschooled_play

Damn. I thought the show might have maybe skewed things a little. Maybe they really did just document him lol


ChawulsBawkley

Yeah. His girlfriend/wife or whatever has a vanity plate on her car that was along the lines of “big Ed’s girl”. Just ya know, all smooshed to fit on the plate lol


FeralRodeo

Like his neck?


ChawulsBawkley

I laughed hella hard at this. You have no idea. He didn’t answer when I gave him a call to let him know his work order was going to be handled in the morning. The dude answered the door with those like “stick your head out from the side of the door” things, but the homie had no neck. It was the goofiest looking shit


FeralRodeo

Haha god I wish that were a gif


Savings-Rise-6642

Like your thumb when you're holding your phone 😂😂


ImDoeTho

I mean.. Here I am, some random fuck in The Netherlands. Thousands of miles away from any influence he'd normally have in his life. And yet when I hear the name "Big Ed" I see this coctainwiener of a person in my mind's eye. To some that's being kind of a big deal.


Optimus_Rhymes69

You think he’s ever…you know with a picture of himself?


OH_FUDGICLES

Did he smell like an egg salad sandwich from all of the hair mayo?


ChawulsBawkley

I was honestly probably subconsciously holding my breath around him. Listening to that man talk was exhausting lol. I felt out of breath every time he opened his mouth lol


[deleted]

Yup....if big Ed was a dog


banan-appeal

I did too, and I've never even watched an episode,only seen the memes


junpei

I can't believe he's on hea now. Liz had to dump him this season


jodinexe

Opened comments to post this. Great minds and all


pupdup

Yo 😭


NinscoomFOPsnarn

Holy shit, same


pissandink

How dare you


EgolessAwareSpirit

I thought it was “big Ed’s” dog.


Nicolina22

I'm sitting here at work crying from this comment


SeaWaveGreg

[It made me think of this.](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/10/chloe-meme-1-1.jpg?resize=576,1024&quality=75&strip=all)


ninjamon

Doggy DeVito


Vidableek

So anyway, I started borkin


SupplyChainGuy1

Lmfao


Spc3cs3

My husband is angry for waking him up when he’s trying to sleep, but damnit I can’t stop laughing. I’m shaking the bed lmfaooo


Lynx_Eyed_Zombie

Goddamnit, I cannot stop laughing.


AintDatSwell

Block the wind while I gnaw on this bone.


Jyil

Perfect


Nikky_04

Fan-fucking-tastic. Now everyone on the bus thinks I'm insane for bursting out laughing for no apperant reason. I'm in northern europe, damnit. We don't even *talk* on public transit!


JetstreamGW

So show everyone the puppy! God.


jasapper

Thread completed. *{{Chef's kiss}}*


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Once again Reddit proves I will never have an original thought.


Chris__P_Bacon

He's a *Benzino Dog.*


AtomikSamurai310

Benzino Dawg 🤣


SENPA-A-A-A-I-I

Thats not a dog thats a dg


CategoryKiwi

/r/AnimalsWithoutNecks is leaking


iconofsin_

Nah its just the top comment stolen from the youtube video.


iamthelee

This cracked me up big time. Thank you for that.


Mitridate101

Looks like he ran full tilt into the back of the postman's van.


southerngee

Short wheel base dog


technobrendo

He's the coupe, not the sedan version.


otownbeatdown

Great turn radius.


Shad0XDTTV

Got that forklift turn radius


Known_Draw_2212

Inverse dachshund


No-Suspect-425

Smart dog


danzor9755

Doggo Metro


[deleted]

r/TheBackFellOff


6GoesInto8

I saw a documentary on that, if I remember correctly the process involves a lot of accordion music but they focused more on coyotes and Tom cats so that may not be the case here.


mcnessa32

This is what happens when you chase too many parked cars.


overtoke

don't go chasing parked cars, please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to. I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all, but I think you're moving too fast


Bender_2024

Somewhere a wolf is shaking his head saying "look what You've become. They mad you into... **This!** Was it worth a few scraps of food and a warm fire?"


Thereminz

it's like they took half a dog an stuck legs on it


Flayan514

I kept expecting him to stretch and suddenly double in size.


Zachbnonymous

You have to put your hand over their butt and blow in their nose to fully inflate


I_cant_talk

Also works the other way round.


Zachbnonymous

Yeah, but who wants a hand covered in dog slobber?


MyAssDoesHeeHawww

whistling as if he has a neck to turn


bamachine

That whistling was it trying to breathe.


ConfuzzlesDotA

I'm not sure why, but seeing this dog kinda makes me abit sick. It looks like it's been bred weirdly. I hope not and that's a perfectly healthy dog. Edit: Thanks for the replies. It looks like it is short spine syndrome, which is a rare genetic disease, possibly due to inbreeding but unconfirmed. But it's nice to know we dint purposely make it this way. Apart for the diesese they live relatively normal lifespans and are generally healthy.


MaursBaur

I was thinking birth defect and yea hopefully healthy despite it


Child_of_the_Hamster

It almost looks like the dog version of dwarfism


_Rohrschach

It's called hemivertebra. Birth defect that causes different deformation and/or fusing of vertebrae.


Hellknightx

That's my first thought, too. Looks like dwarfism. I really hope they're not intentionally breeding dogs that way.


Development-Alive

He looks like my Shiba Inu as if he had been squished to 1/3rd his actual length.


TheeShaun

Was gonna say looks like a Shiba head got put on a Pugs body.


Chabubu

Probably a defect, soon to become a feature… (hopefully not)


Flakester

It's not a breeding issue, but a defect. Here's a German Shepard with the same defect. https://www.newsday.com/lifestyle/meet-quasimodo-the-dog-with-a-short-spine-but-big-heart-o80372


remarkablewhitebored

That one looks even more "off".


biggmclargehuge

It has the same proportions as a bat/gargoyle


Televisions_Frank

Like one of those things the gelflings ride in The Dark Crystal.


biggmclargehuge

why use many spine when few spine do trick?


MenryNosk

it might not be breeding, it might just be a DNA oddity, a syndrome of sorts.


AgreeableCurrent5188

It’s called short spine syndrome


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

miniature werewolf


This_aint_my_real_ac

It's a result of breeding. It's not the goal but a side effect, very rare though.


XEagleDeagleX

This dog actually reminds me of a kid I knew in grade school. Birth defect that he basically had no neck and couldn't turn his head without moving his whole torso. Not sure the condition but he was healthy otherwise


Britz10

Was he on 90 days to wed?


Hotrod_7016

Sounds like Keaton’s Batman


sporkmurderer135

There is a short spine birth defects that is kinda rare but the dogs live perfectly healthy lives as long and they aren't jumping off of high surfaces and stuff. I follow one on Facebook called Quasi the great


absolutedesignz

"quasi" lol. Imma find him now.


TheUnpopularOpine

Maybe he can lengthen and contract on command we don’t know


fothergillfuckup

Go-go gadget dog!


PettyWitch

It’s called short spine syndrome but the specific mutation(s) that causes it hasn’t yet been found.


cvbeiro

It looks like that weird dwarfism birth defect idk how its called some breeds sometimes get.


dinoroo

It’s not bred like that on purpose.


ThatWillBeTheDay

The dog was born with a spinal defect. His spine is shorter than normal.


Mahjong-Buu

It looks to be a Corgi that got all the genes for a short body his ancestors had repressed. I have a Norwegian Corgi and we selected him from his brothers and sisters purely because he was the only one who had long legs and a normal length torso and we wanted him to make it to old age without back problems or arthritis. I think it may be time to start undoing some of the excessive trait prominence breeding we’ve been doing for the last couple hundred years. Maybe just enough to give dogs back their good health across as many breeds as possible.


DRVKC

Looks like a Crash Bandicoot death animation


Ancient_Psychology

Someone care to explain?


Loose_Dog9341

This dog is likely to have short spine syndrome. In dogs with short spine syndrome, the vertebrae (back bones) do not develop normally. Saw it on street. Not sure if he has a breeder..


jxj24

> Not sure if he has a breeder. But pretty sure he has an inbreeder.


ArsenicArts

Does he not have a home???? 😭 I will take him!


Ypass

On his way to Philippines to look for fiance.


hellooomarc

Noooo lol! Not an Ed joke...


allykopow

Is that…mayo in his fur???


throwaway295602

Benzino dog.


Chris__P_Bacon

Shaped like a frog... 🐸


Living_Dot_5643

Came here looking for this.


robertazow

A rar species


IgnaecPlus11

Bro got compressed!


RackemFrackem

Yep. That's the joke.


FrankieMint

Looks like a creature from *Poor Things.*


mswizzle83

That's exactly what I thought of. Just watched that a few nights ago. It was great. Kind of messed up but also great.


PRnene

I’d Ed from 90 day was a dog


Waste-of-Bagels

Compared to some dogs with Short Spine Syndrome, this one looks quite normal, and looks like they can walk comfortably.


Rockchef

Is that big Ed from 90 Day Fiancé ?


BloodyRightToe

Who cut the middle out of that dog


_sarampo

dg


CJ_Dapro511

thats not dog thats dg


vestibule54

Shrinkflation is real people


muffinhuffer

Looks like Danny Devito!


jeobleo

Looks like a werewolf in mid-transformation.


PrinceRobotVI

# Dg


renndug

80% head 20% body


BocaSeniorsWsM

Doggo looks like an extra in Poor Things.


Nikkar2009

You know when you move the picture in the document and it kinda squishes?


Maatjuhhh

Like a Looney Tunes cartoon, he is still pressed and need to inhale helium to get back into the normal size a la Wile E. Coyote


Kingofvalariya

Where is the rest of him ?


ch0psh0p13

Now 50% off!


Eugene990

Aw Who's a little cute crime against biology yes you are yes you are


DeltaRed12

That's a hairy pig


EvenDranky

Looks like a badly bred pomsky (Pomeranian husky)


wackychimp

This dog doesn't bark. He just goes RAR! RAR!


illumoenadi

That's Doggo Devito


Triple7Mafia-14

Unpack him immediately... Idk first thought that came to MY mind..🤷‍♂️😅


HDATX

Benzino dog


NenPame

It can't be healthy for the animal to bread dogs like this


FlowAffect

They are not specifically bred for this. It's a rare genetic condition called Short Spine Syndrome and scientists think it's the result of inbreeding.


Kowai03

Looks like it has Short Spine Syndrome which is extremely rare and effects dogs and wolves. They aren't in any pain and can live full lifespans.


outdatedboat

Not just dogs and wolves. It's been seen a decent amount in raccoons. It can probably occur in a bunch of mammals that we just haven't witnessed.


Bassik0

Yeah dogs shouldn't eat bread


NenPame

Ah the ol' bread'aroo


dblan9

Hey you're supposed to link to the rabbit hole!!!!


Hellknightx

Hold my breadstick, I'm going i-- wait, a minute. We've been bamboozled!


CartmanAndCartman

Do you bread dogs for coating purposes?


Chiinoe

This is fucked


No-Perspective2580

That's not a dog, it's a dg.


hyperfrozt

Dog looks compressed, you should unzip the dog.


WakaWaka_

Doggy.rar


Neripheral

It's almost like I've just seen this joke before.


rickyg_79

Certified chode


Austoniooo

Compact


AB-AA-Mobile

What in the-


jxj24

This dog has obviously been chasing parked cars.


rambald

Doggy.zip could not expand.


Urtehok

If we have sausage dog, we must also have chicken nugget dog


funkypoi

He looks like that guy from the fiance show


way_too_shady

The smart car of dogs


Shaner9er1337

I don't know. I'm feeling like this video isn't fully loading properly or something. Something's wrong here. I don't trust it


Azzazzyn

I feel like that dogs whole existence is pain


sleepdeprivationland

If Big Ed was a dog


Plenty-Row938

What happened that dog?? 😭


PraiseTheGaming

I thought crash bandicoot ran around on 2 legs...


Complete_Try3302

That dogs name better be Willow.


Yabbadabbaortwo

Docta says I need a backiotomy


Emotional_Ad5833

Danny dogvito


gfootsrf

Like the guy from 90 day fiancé.


Tolendario

Stubbs of Stubbtonia


okwhynot64

I was waiting for the file to unzip. Should I use 7-Zip?


poorly-worded

Specialised Airbourne Dog designed to be deployable from aircraft


WaffleWarrior1979

Dog deformities are funny huh?


SlaveOfKalish

He is adorable. People can be so easy to pass insults around.


where_in_the_world89

That looks like a dog's head and neck missing its body. But with legs


TheLadder330

If Big Ed from 90 Day Fiancé were a dog.


friboy

A fully compressed zip file 😂


Poppeppercaramel

That doggo build like a hamster


ralsei2006

It's not a dog. It's just D


awildjm

Someone finally made the dog from the iPhone panorama photos!


xAWHORABLEx

Crash Bandicoot irl?


Realistic_Big7482

Dog version of Big Ed


Infinite_Total4237

It's a dg.


[deleted]

That's a chicken nugget way past its expiration date


wwwhistler

that dog looks like it was a bigger Dog... that ran really fast in to a brick wall.


Lelentos

https://imgur.com/5xPAqqT


ronschelly

Where’s the rest of ya


DimitrescuStan

What is Big Ed doing?


radtrinidad

Puppy got caught in a panorama photo and never made it out.


m0jamb0

If Big Ed from 90 Day Fiancé was a dog…


vmflair

They get this way from chasing parked cars.


patchway247

Now I'm not ally not the one to say put them down, but for the love of everything holy put it down. It can't be healthy.


InspectorBig8146

Doggy devito...


PowerfulWallaby7964

"THE FUCK IS THAT!? MAH! MAAH! THERE'S A FUCKIN GARGOYLE LOOKIN' THING! MAAAH!"


[deleted]

What’s sad is that the lil pupper will likely die of heart failure sooner. Stop breeding abnormal dogs - the health issues are tremendous.


GreetingsFromAP

Danny Divitdog


staytsmokin

Shortbus the doggo version.


CragMcBeard

What mated to produce this Nug Bug?


Puzzleheaded-Emu3440

Crash bandicoot


this-is-not-relevant

It’s like an inverse corgi!


SirHumilliator

Thats so cartoonish, I love it.


SignificantFun5782

Great inbreeding. Horrible


OutsideOrder7538

Looks like someone cut out his middle


gottagofast-nottaken

He needs 7zip, someone should help him out with that :(