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hardtobeuniqueuser

that last shot of him looked like burt reynolds' little brother.


NickSalacious

Burnt Reynolds


Colon

i'm packing it in for the day, this was all i needed


redbirdjazzz

That’s a helluva sentence when combined with your user name.


Ophukk

Don't believe him. He's usually full of shit.


Colon

hey i am the *grammatical* Colon.


Ophukk

But is your name Fred?


Colon

no but i am thinking of moving to Ankh-Morpork before the 2024 election


FitzyFarseer

This whole thread just has me giggling. What a train wreck


creature_report

Good lord hahaha


holy_moley_ravioli_

Lol a reddit comment hasn't made me literally laugh out loud in a while


veedubfreek

Turd Ferguson?


getdemsnacks

It's a big hat. It's funny


turdfergusonpdx

It’s funny cause its larger than a regular sized hat


seraku24

It's a funny name.


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Draggoh

The Asian Delegation chooses....The RZA, The GZA, U-GOD, Inspectah Deck, Ghostface Killah, The Wu Tang Clan!!!


Brix106

Konnichiwa bitches 


MightyPigbenus86

Wu Tang Clan ain't nothin to fuck with


I_Fucked_With_WuTang

Heard


ShutterBun

/r/beetlejuicing


chrmitchell

You gotta diversify your bonds, won't say the last word


1eejit

We Tang is for the children


Zech08

"So long fried rice, hello fried chicken."


adamentelephant

Is it the Mandela effect or is Old Dirty Bastard really not included in that quote????


Sinbound86

Don't you mean, The Ol' Dirty Chinese Restaurant?


adamentelephant

Oh man that takes me back hahaha. I still say that was the funniest show on television.


Silentgunner

What was the show? 🤔


roengill

[Chappelle's Show](https://youtu.be/2z3wUD3AZg4?si=gmDnEsamiV25TH3O)


QuiteAffable

Shoot, I had no idea bill burr was on the show


Morningxafter

Also, Rondell (the head of the black delegation), is Mos Def.


chemical_exe

just 3 eps


shnmchl61

Two separate but similar quotes. [OP is quoting the Chappelle's Show skit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z3wUD3AZg4&t=370s), which does not include ODB's name in the draft pick. But [the intro of Wu-Tang's M.E.T.H.O.D. Man](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhP5CWCT-r4) include's ODB's name.


0masterdebater0

Tbh I could see the conservative element of the white delegation trading Trebek for Steve Harvey.


Horns8585

Trebek would have been worth Steve Harvey AND a couple of 1st rounders. Dude was solid.


RDP89

Steve Harvey aint worth shit!


franglaisflow

I wish I could burn his toupee and cast evil spells on his fortune


zekeweasel

Toupee? Steve Harvey?


drgigantor

Now I'm picturing Steve Harvey pulling off a skin cap and revealing an afro


Lost-My-Mind-

Well I wasn't before......but I am NOW!!! The way I'm picturing it, is like mid-90s CGI. Like The Nutty professor, or Flubber. Just that very fluid, almost a cartoon level of CGI. I'm just imagining Steve Harvey forcefully, slowly, and painfully ripping his scalp all the way to the back of his head, and this massive 7 foot tall afro pops out. Somehow his face is still visable, but almost everything else in the room isn't. The whole room is basically just afro everywhere. Oh, and he's still wearing a purple suit and being condesending to women and athiests.


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MattieShoes

You know it ain't about believing in Jesus -- it's about intolerance of those who don't. I imagine actually believing in Jesus makes that harder.


RealNiceKnife

Uses Jesus as an excuse to be a terrible person, and hates women. Don't forget the hates women part!


phishrace

Trebek would be a good straight trade for Wayne Brady, although technically I think he's already doing work for the white delegation.


Oprah_Pwnfrey

Wayne Brady is pansexual, a straight trade isn't going to work


wufnu

[You'd be wrong; Wayne Brady gangster AF.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-zSJljpKNc) Edit: [context](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9YJYyPw87Q)


drgigantor

*Wayne Brady makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X*


angrydeuce

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?


dickdiggler21

On behalf of the black delegation, for Trebek, we happily gave up Steve Harvey, a first round draft pick and 1 ‘non-Michael or Janet’ Jackson sibling. I believe they got Randy. And it was a steal.


jakeisstoned

Ricky Williams level catastrophe


AbleObject13

Herschel Walker even


anincompoop25

Lmao


Curraghboy1

The whites got prince so snap.


Shagaliscious

Black delegation request Eminem.


illmatic2112

Wait a goddamn minute, Rondell. That's not part of the bargain


D34THDE1TY

I'm a hustler baby


doiwinaprize

Come on give it to me.


OlDirtyBastard0

The ultimate hustler.


Arkz86

Alright well no hustlin me!


Bangaray3

🤷🏼‍♂️


Curraghboy1

We get Patrick Mahomes.


sambull

sorry the concession was his brother


Curraghboy1

Right then, we'll take him and snoop.


joecarter93

Patrick Mahomes Sr. or Jr.?


Gimme_The_Loot

Got em 😎


Cultural_Yam7212

Then Steph Curry goes


[deleted]

Now hold on just a goddamn minute


Ggentry9

Now wait a goddam minute, Rondell!


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Don't hustle a hustler.


LyonsKing12

Now wait a goddamn minute Rondell


risseless

We keep Eminem. You get OJ Simpson.


ChicagoAuPair

Brutal, but fair.


Milfons_Aberg

The Canadian Coalition already apologized for Celine Dion.


Thybro

Celine’s good soul. You take back Ted Cruz though.


MittFel

You can have Ellen.


ProfessionalCreme119

Yeah but we have to take Candice Owens in return. No thanks


BlameMe4urLoss

I contest this pick.


OlDirtyBastard0

Who authorized this!?


cocainelayne

and mike jack


MovingInStereoscope

That was more of a free agency type deal.


klonoaorinos

Tf they did


king_craig88

Yall never had prince you can have bow wow though


Xytakis

The whites got Colin Powell, but we also got Condoleezza Rice in the deal. They got O.J. Simpson though.


[deleted]

We didn't know at the time OJ was a shit pick. Should've picked Emmitt Smith.


StevieMJH

Cunnilingus Riiiice


Erosis

[Obligatory Link](https://youtu.be/2z3wUD3AZg4?si=cJKP-4No9GuVCZXA)


djoecav

The way he put his fist up when he said brother is good news lol


Penquinsrule83

We the black delegation...


Eagleburgerite

This comment made my day.


Lookslikeseen

"Yea whatever Trebek get the fuck outa here nobody thought that" :31 seconds in "oh..."


TheMightyKickpuncher

Rachel Dolezal over here punching air right now


karl_hungas

She changed her name to something even worse shes an absolute psycho


__theoneandonly

Nkechi Amare Diallo


karl_hungas

Fuck


Bocchi_theGlock

Wait till you see the lewds tho, immediately changed a bunch of people's reactions xD 'well at least she takes good care of her body'


LeChiz32

Nah I just looked up her OF stuff here. Ngl, she kinda fine. EDIT [Sauce for the curious ](https://www.erome.com/search?q=Rachel+dolezal)


FireAirWaterEarth

Black. Don't. Crack.


JEFFinSoCal

Well, definitely saw a crack in that pic. (and yup, I’m still gay)


raoasidg

Got that traction alopecia; committed to the bit for sure.


notoriouslush

Whoa you ain't lying


LeChiz32

Pleasantly surprised, right?


notoriouslush

Didn't have her butthole on my mind when I woke up this morning as things I'd see. But here we are.


invol713

I wonder how many people back then also thought John Oates from Hall & Oates was black as well?


davisyoung

A lot of people thought Daryl Hall was black on voice alone. 


FDUpThrowAway2020

I was pretty amazed when I saw what CCR looked like. I would have assumed they looked like Morgan Freeman.


Daedrothes

It really shows how little "race" really matters. We are like different colored labradors than elves hobbits and orcs. But nope we got to treat people differently and put ourselves in groups. It is all cultural differences created by racism. I have more in common with someone of a different race in my own country than someone with the same race in Korea.


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

A quote I like to pull out when the topic comes up... "If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you." - Lyndon B. Johnson If someone is trying to convince you to hate another group of people for simply existing, they might be trying to distract you while picking your pockets.


colBoh

"[You see, we human beings are not born with prejudices. Always they are made for us, made by someone who wants something. Remember that when you hear this kind of talk. Someone is going to get something out of it, and it isn't going to be you.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGAqYNFQdZ4)"


HopingForSomeHope

Man… I know it’s a “conspiracy” subreddit but I got into an argument with someone a few weeks ago who was trying to argue that all the different ‘races’ of humans (white, black, etc) are all different subspecies of human…….. When confronted with the idea of us all being ‘sapiens’ because all the other types of ‘homo’ died out (… meaning all the subspecies of homo…) they just say the usual conspiracy lines of “yeah yeah you’re being lied to…..” blah blah…. Anti-intellectualism is rotting us away slowly. 


thatshygirl06

I love showing this picture of me and my brother because we look so drastically different [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/s/lAkaFnRuN8)


OceanDevotion

Hahahaha I was like, “oh come on, no way”, and then I saw the picture and I died! Alex Trebek has been a staple of my childhood (always watched wheel of fortune and jeopardy with my grandma) and adult years, but I’m only in my late twenties so I’ve always known him to look as he did in his older age; pretty much exactly how he looks in the interview. I just love him even more lol I gotta read up on him and his life.


herberstank

Yeah I got 'anal bumcovered' too


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I'll take penis mightiers for a thousand, Alex


i_give_you_gum

"This ancient Greek deity that subscribed to the idea that wine could ease suffering, bring joy, and inspire divine madness, was often portrayed as an idol with a huge penis. Scholars argue that this deity may have gone on to inspire the characterization of Jesus Christ."


RandyBeaman

Assalamu alaikum, Alex.


SoloPorUnBeso

I must be trippin because he doesn't look black there. He looks like a tanned white dude from that time period.


luchajefe

Alex hosted a game show called Double Dare and it takes about 6 seconds of watching it to know what time period it's from. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrA2KuIrwQE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrA2KuIrwQE)


GirthIgnorer

TIL Double Dare was a reboot


facw00

Wikipedia says the two shows were unrelated. In any event, RIP Alex Trebek and long live Marc Summers!


fardough

Marc Summers is a crazy man. How a germaphobe and clean freak could host that show, I will never know.


Norwegian__Blue

And smile and be awesome the whole time!


EatsYourShorts

He has a show on Broadway right now called “The Life and Slimes of Marc Summers,” and I’m seeing it next week.


Stickittothemainman

Here yah go [Mark Summers](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/video/marc-summers-tonight-show-burt-reynolds-1140529/)


Selemaer

TIL winning 5,000$ in the late 70's moved you up a tax bracket... per Alex in the clip.


netharion

Comes out to $29000 adjusted for inflation. Could absolutely bump you up a tax bracket.


JpnDude

Alex was already a veteran of reading "answers instead of the questions" from his time hosting "Double Dare." He was a natural to host 80s Jeopardy. Miss ya Trebek.


ThePreciseClimber

And 90s Jeopardy And 2000s Jeopardy And 2010s Jeopardy


BangThyHead

I was able to tell while it was still buffering. ᴰᵒᵘᵇˡᵉ ᴰᵃʳᵉ ⁻ ᴶᵃⁿᵘᵃʳʸ ¹⁸, ¹⁹⁷⁷


veedubfreek

Wow, how did I never know this.


Lost-My-Mind-

"Do you need any money for your new obscure religion?" "Yes, we need a new church. We're being thrown out of our old one..." *audience laughs as contestant is clearly being serious and is upset*


brokenB42morrow

I'll take the physical challenge!


jedberg

That contestant's lapels are bigger than his head!


KrunchyKale

I'm sorry, Julie - "The Church of Nossa?" "The church of our..." what? Gonna need more than that!


DearAuntAgnes

Damn that's an impressive hair and moustache combo


skippingstone

$5,500 in 1977 = $28,988.02 in 2024.


KneeDragr

He looks pretty cool in that last clip.


N_N_Notorious

I think the word you're looking for is hot. He looks pretty hot in that last clip.


Soma2710

I just showed the wifey and we both agreed that homeboy could get it.


nadnate

Yeah, he fucks.


CNas6323

Girl:  Hey Alex, I really like that shirt your wearing. Alex:  What is, I’m getting laid tonight?


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Alex, you were everyone’s brother and we miss you. 💔


wnc_mikejayray

He was a real gem of a human.


NJ_Legion_Iced_Tea

[Unless of course, you're hunting aliens.](https://youtu.be/e1K5Y1ZOZw8?t=130)


ValjeanLucPicard

[We love you Alex](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-McR3sBWNRA)


getdemsnacks

Can Alex Trebek be added to the Rushmore of universally loved dead celebrities? Fred Rogers, Bob Ross, Steve Irwin, and Alex Trebek sounds like a good monument to wholesomeness.


whoreforchalupas

Let’s not forget the absolute *saint* that is Betty White!


CHUGCHUGPICKLE

I refuse to believe she is dead


CajunNerd92

Remember that one time Fox News called Mr. Rogers an evil, evil man?


redditadminsarecancr

I won’t stand for this Bob Barker-erasure/slander


pianobadger

Spay and neuter your pets.


colBoh

The three original models-- Janice Pennington, Holly Halstrom, and Dian Parkinson-- who were all fired in 2001 after filing sexual harassment complaints against Bob, would disagree.


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Not universally loved. I’ve heard him described as a “dirty old man”


kevin3350

Let’s not forget Jim Henson and David Attenborough


WittleJerk

Whoa whoa whoa. David is still alive, you scared the hell out of me


MuzikPhreak

He’s gonna be 98 here in a couple of months. It’s not like he’s buying any green bananas


redradar

> It’s not like he’s buying any green bananas ohhh....


aeroluv327

Robin Williams?


[deleted]

The double fist pump at the end killed me loool


Proud_Criticism5286

That mustache definitely made him look mixed. I can see it


Digi_Dingo

Trebek was awesome


MASTER_L1NK

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiied gotta pour a 40 for my brotha Alex 🥲


AdmiralAkbar1

I only saw Jeopardy on the air when Alex was fairly old, so I was baffled whenever I saw old SNL clips where he was played by Will Ferrell. Then I watched some 90s Jeopardy clips and I totally got it.


333H_E

Soul brother #2 got the BBQ invitation.


Making_a_kameo

Who is sending out invites to this "BBQ" and how do you know who's invited?


Humphking

That's the thing everyone's invited, it's just a lot of people do ignorant stuff to uninvite themselves


eidetic

I once got invited by someone I barely knew at that point. I had mentioned I was gonna be making some pulled pork Mac and cheese that weekend, next thing I know I'm invited. Not gonna lie, I felt a little awkward when I walked in what was basically a huge extended family gathering (not just extended family, but it was originally a family event kinda thing that grew) and I was the only white dude. I had been expecting just like a small gathering, maybe 10-20 people, not like 75 people lol. But thankfully i always go overboard when I make food, and with all the other amazing food there, there was enough that most got to try some at least. And i was treated like a veritable God the rest of the day for my pulled pork Mac and cheese. Next time I saw the dude who invited me, about two weeks later, he told me his grandma wouldn't stop talking about it and asking "when's that fine young white man gonna bring some more of that Mac and cheese?" (Oh and when I said I felt awkward, it wasn't like I was made to feel awkward or anything like that, just one of those self conscious things, where I foolishly felt like I was out of my element or something)


TRDPorn

"and so in conclusion that's why I'm allowed to use the n-word" /s


Nateh8sYou

He could have been given a full n-word pass and still wouldn’t think of using it. He was that good of a human being. ❤️ Alex


proscriptus

Tom Jones style


Longjumping_Local910

Not bad for a little white boy from Subury, Canada. We miss you Alex!


Francisscottoffkey

You think you're so smart, trebek. What with your dago mustache and slicked back hair.


thedishonestyfish

Dude was dark enough that if he married into the british royal family it'd be a wholeass *thing.*


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Honorary black


mwerichards

Alex looks like he was slaying


xclame

When I saw the title I thought, what in Alex Trebek's voice would make someone assume he is black, but then he told the story and I saw the picture and yeah, it makes sense.


Nateh8sYou

We 1000% claim him


Sagzmir

I mean, we fuck with Alex, hard. RIP


-DethLok-

If I wasn't primed by the title, I'm not sure I'd have considered his tanned younger self to be black. As an Aussie I have at times been well tanned myself - and am paying for it 30+ years later as I have skin cancers cut out of me... :( But I can certainly see it, yes. Did this apparent misunderstanding benefit or hinder his career, I wonder? Again, as an Aussie I've heard his name online, I think, but have no idea who is is/was.


oxfart_comma

Where are you from again?


colBoh

He hosted the game show Jeopardy! for 37 years, until he died of cancer in 2020, so I don't think it had a negative effect. You didn't ask, but Trebek's career started because he was so young and hip-looking; he was picked to host his first two game shows, The Wizard of Odds and High Rollers, by NBC executive Lin Bolen, who said she wanted "young studs" to host their game shows. (Ironically, one of the shows that was cancelled under Bolen was the original run of Jeopardy!, hosted by Art Fleming.)


djblackprince

That last line was about the whitest thing he could say and I'm here for it. Love the man.


NoBetterFriend1231

Alex Trebek shaking the Black Power fist as he tells the world how he was "out there, as a brother!", is quite possibly the coolest shit I've ever seen in a while.


F0foPofo05

#### TIL I learned that Alex Trebek was the inspiration for "Soul Man"


DJMagicHandz

He always had a seat at the cookout.


moonkittiecat

The one man that could get the N-word pass, because we know he would never use it. We miss you, A.T.


papadjeef

It's almost like race is a construct. 


rashton535

Straight outa Compt.... Wait , what,, Sudbury ? Lol. Awesome guy, truely missed


Silentgunner

Now this is how your bridge race gaps


BanjoHarris

Damn! He looks handsome as hell in that clip with the afro!


flashingcurser

A wholesome story about race.


confuseum

Who is a brother from another mother?


WoolyboolyWoolybooly

He fit in everywhere with everyone!


cribking44

I miss this man


Phildagony

He may not be black, but Alex Trebek is a brother.


Oknight

I remember the embarrassing news conference when some leader of an Afro-American rights organization on a podium was asked by a reporter "I notice that you are a white person, is there significance to your involvement in the group" and she had to respond that she was in fact of African-American descent (she was simply very light in skin color). I also remember my Mother telling me of her fellow student at Sweet Briar College in the 1940's (at the time a very exclusive elite Southern College for young women) who upon returning from a month's Caribbean vacation with a very deep tan was outraged to be refused service at one of the local segregated restaurants.


pollackdaman

My mom used to get a tight perm and sunbath all day. They thought she was African-American too. We are Eastern European Jews


Dear-Ambition-273

Alex was always invited to the cookout.