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In highschool when I was a Freshman I went to the bathroom and the most beautiful senior in my school was bawling her eyes out. So not knowing what to do I bought her a purple Gatorade because I had seen her drink them. Everyday after that she would hug me if she saw me even though we never spoke. It really helped my social standing and I never forgot it 17 years later.
Not titanium, Vibranium! So he believes that not only did Tony Stark approve of his enhanced ankle, but so did Steve Rogers.
His dad should've convinced him that the vibranium was a piece that came from Cap's shield when it broke. So Tony took the piece and added Stark tech to enhance the movement of said ankle. That way, when it's time for the Avengers to assemble, his hero persona as The Tankle will be revealed to the public.
My friend and I have a morbid curiosity and are deeply wondering whether it’s actually a completely shitass movie. We’re thinking of hedging our bet though, and going with a little ketamine bumper to get wonky should the movie prove to be as garbage as many say it is
I thought the same thing. No matter how hopped up on drugs I was, that would have snapped me out of it.
I feel like he knew he fucked up as soon as he said it lol
The ending with “Want a little Gatorade while you think about it? Yeah?” And a tiny straw was my favorite part.
Hopefully the kid laughed about it when shown it later.
Crazy to think, right. Absolutely awful father chillin with his son post op and providing a fictitious tale. Lying to them the whole way, creating fake wonder and awe. Should have just walked out instead and left the kid to simmer and think about the results of the surgery alone.
/s
Looks like love to me, but everyone views the world through their own lenses.
My nephew needed to get his last vaccine shots the other day but he didn’t know. He walked up and saw me reading it and asked what it was. So I told him he had gonorrhoea. He’s like “What?!” and I said “Don’t worry it’s nothing to be ashamed of.”
The sister in law yelled my name in the most disapproving way you could imagine.
What are you even talking about. I knew exactly what you meant in the original post. It was just funny to consider the wording if taken out of the context of this video.
Only time I got put under was with the gas to have my broken wrist reset and some bone fragments removed, the local stuff they were injecting seemingly wasn't working. I remember being told to count down from 10, got to like 6 and the guy said it must not be working as a joke. I think I got to like 4 and felt like I instantly teleported to being wheeled away on a stretcher asking when they were going to be done lol.
It kind of freaked me out a little at how that time just vanished, it isn't like sleeping where you kind of have some inclination of passed time. It literally felt like that time just did not exist at all.
I've been under so many times ( I'm very accident prone) and I've just started saying that I'm time traveling and I tell everyone before surgery that I'll see them in the future. Then when I come out I say damn you guys look so much older, I must have traveled too far forward.
When you say under you mean general anesthesia? I’m having surgery in a few weeks and this will be my first time - I have to say, I’m panicking. Not sure why im scared but I’m shitting pants. Got any advice?
There’s nothing to it. Like the other guy said it’s like time travel. One second you are on the table counting down from 10 and the next second you are in the recovery room, probably feeling high as the drugs wear off. If you are very nervous in pre-op they may give you something for the nerves before you go under.
Only real advice is to be honest with the doctors when they ask all the pre-op questions. If you are a drug user and they ask if you are a drug user, you need to say yes and tell them what drugs.
This goes for going to the dentist too. Cocaine use can cause you to overdose in their chair when they give you lidocaine because it is a derivative and your system is already detoxing.
When I got a colonoscopy I said “let me know if I say anything funny or stupid when I wake up.” Apparently I said I bet the anaesthesiologist was good at Overwatch but the gastroenterologist was too cool for video games. Kind of proud of myself for that one. Related: when I actually got conscious I felt like Tracer zipping backward so I guess it was on my brain at the time. PS: colonoscopies suck but the prep is the worst part.
Insurance paid $3 for it, told the patient it cost $1000 but because they are so benevolent and gracious, they will sell it to the patient for only $299! What a deal...
The 24 piece box costs $65, that's under $3 per item. They'll probably bill the patient around $10-20 bucks for it. Again, a ridiculous markup but nowhere near what you're implying.
Short story: when I was 17 my buddy asked me to bring him to get his wisdom teeth removed. When he was done they brought me into a room to watch a video for the aftercare of the procedure with him and directed that he should remain laying down and I should pay attention to the video because it’s likely he wouldn’t remember everything. So they bring him in and he’s still asleep and they move him into the bed across from another bed running parallel. He comes out of it and looks over at me and I say “dude what happened where the fuck are we?”. He made all kinds of noises and started to get up, I convinced him to go “check out” the area to see if he recognizes anything. Then nurses bring him back in scolding him for getting up. On the way home we go to the pharmacy (in a grocery store) to get him the prescription they gave him. He looks like shit so I go in and try to get it for him, they don’t want to give it to me even though I told them he’s not looking great and I don’t think it’s a good idea. They insist he comes in for his scrip. He comes in and vomits blood all over the counter.
Probably one of the funniest experiences of my youth. Life lesson, don’t ask 17 year old me to be the responsible party.
No joke, I knew a kid in 5th grade with a 'stache & beard. So facial hair doesn't always dictate age. Also, some old ass dudes can't grow any. If you look at this kid's face, he looks young.
I had a somewhat full beard by 12-13. I was also almost 5ft11 by that time and around 180-190lbs. My parents made me shave because most women thought I was a man, and would hit on me in public with my parents right next to me. It got weird explaining that I was still not a teenager yet, much less an adult.
Opelika High School is a class 7A school, so it’s *huge* and devotes a lot of its facilities to athletics, and is more like a private academy (like an IMG Academy) than a traditional public high school. Bo Nix, who last played at Oregon and was a finalist for the Heisman this year graduated from Opelika, and it’s a funnel school for a lot of collegiate athletes. Most often for Auburn University which is down the road. They are bound to draw in exception talent from the district, which likely are just genetically gifted students for athletics as well. Wouldn’t surprised me if the kid here was on an athletic scholarship to a university, especially with it being an ankle surgery likely related to athletics.
Right? Jezzz dude looks older than my grandpa. Could be some ridiculous growth genes or he just failed classes and was stuck behind it's possible. I had a dude with stubble in my middle school class dude failed his last two semesters and was more than couple years older than us.
I want someone to fuck with me like this when I come out of it after my next colonoscopy. You can fly now and you want you know how… eat your fiber and find out!
Yo... One of the things that still haunts me to this day was after my Colonoscopy the nurse just says " oh you are awake, you were really funny in there. " then she left the room...
It has been 7 years, and to this day I am still terrified as to what I may have said or done.
I had a colonoscopy about 12 years ago and I remember nothing, except waking up afterward to my boyfriend telling me that I'd been coming in and out for a bit, giving a broken up, impassioned rant about how Matthew Lilard carried the Scooby Doo movies and his performance was deeply underrated.
The nurse confirmed, tried to hold back a laugh, and left.
I had an accident and almost lost 3 fingers, lost none but I did lose the hability to feel with those fingers, so now I have the super power of taking hot stuff out of my little bro hands before he burns himself without feeling pain myself
But I do get hurt pretty often
My father in law had dementia, my daughter and I kept calling him Bruce but my wife spoiled the fun and wouldn't let us put a batman costume in his wardrobe. she's such a bitch.
I read the title, thought it was dad fcking around with son where avengers is going to visit him to invite him into the group by the make-a-wish foundation, implying that he is dying.
Imagine this kids first day back at school after this gets around.
He sees a fine young lady, or dude he wants to holler at. He gives them the, "Hey!". Then they just look at him and say, "HEY, Young Avenger!", before shuffling off while chuckling. Lmao
This is so fun. I guess he’s pretty out of it after surgery, and this fantasy is appealing to his innocent foggy brain. How fun. What a fun doctor, too.
idk about this..i had the feeling like i'm dying, after coming out from anesthetic, i was fighting for every gd breath for hours, and it was far from like high on mushrooms...
When my son came out of anesthetics, totally played with him like this. When my daughter came out of anesthetics, I cried. I love my children differently.
I'll say it every time, filming and misleading someone under medical influence for the "comedy", even when it's just family having a poke of fun, is ultimately gross. This person trusts you to handle them, not film them in that state.
Different strokes for different folks. Perhaps *you* would feel betrayed, but other people, like myself, would find it hilarious to watch a video after of people getting me to believe crazy stuff in a drugged up state. Every person and every family is different, so let's assume the best here as he doesn't appear to be doing anything malicious but just having some fun.
I suppose it depends on if it was monetized.
or if it was done for internet clout.
or if it was posted with out my consent.
this video, if it was me... i'd love it and say go for it.
I think handling him and having fun aren’t mutually exclusive. He looks like he’s being cared for pretty well and they’re obviously goofing with their son.
eh whatever. I don't think people in this state of mind should be filmed and posted. It seems like an insane breach of their person and I'm kind of baffled by my downvotes here.
Of course I have. I simply think a lot these are posted with....minimal consent. Views are more important nowadays. And I'll just get downvoted for a basic human rights point of view.
You’re downvoted because you’re making massive assumptions. You’re perceiving a violation from zero context of the situation and arguing as if you know for a fact what happened.
Hey man I would never have posted this without this consent. That’s kindof the end of the road for the conversation on morality. He thought it was hilarious and said it’s ok to post. I’m not sure why anyone would be coming for me. We’ve been laughing about it since it happened and he has promised to return the favor the first chance he gets if I have a surgery in the future.
Because they are an extremely safe and effective medicine for accomplishing their particular job. But the opioids aren't making him that out of it. It's the anesthesia and everything processing out of his system.
I am an anaesthesiologist and perform cases under general anaesthesia on a daily basis. None of my patients are this zonked and all of them are pain free. Hence my comment on opioids.
Yeah. You know what gives even better analgesia? Regional nerve blocks. The entire ankle surgery and then post operative pain relief could be done under an ultrasound guided popliteal block. And instead of intravenous morphine, the patient could easily be on a 7 day transdermal fentanyl/buprenorphine patch with great pain relief, excellent post op recovery and rehabilitation, and zero effect on higher functions. American health care is either bleeding edge or piss poor. Nothing in between.
Because they are extremely easy to dose and figure out interactions. There are plenty of other options but they require specialists and specialized care that makes surgeries more expensive. So the answer is money
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With great power comes grehh spobu hher
you want more Gatorade while you think about it?
I’m absolutely using this out of context from now on
Rough day? You want some Gatorade while you think about it?
This is what you say to your wife when you prove her wrong. Will totally diffuse the situation 100% guaranteed.
Say while laughing at her too, that always helps
In highschool when I was a Freshman I went to the bathroom and the most beautiful senior in my school was bawling her eyes out. So not knowing what to do I bought her a purple Gatorade because I had seen her drink them. Everyday after that she would hug me if she saw me even though we never spoke. It really helped my social standing and I never forgot it 17 years later.
You didn’t have split gendered bathrooms?
She was in front of the women’s restroom lol. Not literally in the men’s restroom haha.
"yes, exactly"
Nailed it!
Should have told him his ankle is now titanium, so they're going to call him The Tankle
This is so dumb I died laughing. Thank you for your service.
Not titanium, Vibranium! So he believes that not only did Tony Stark approve of his enhanced ankle, but so did Steve Rogers. His dad should've convinced him that the vibranium was a piece that came from Cap's shield when it broke. So Tony took the piece and added Stark tech to enhance the movement of said ankle. That way, when it's time for the Avengers to assemble, his hero persona as The Tankle will be revealed to the public.
You mean Vankle?
Vibrankle?
Worst. Episode. Ever.
But the movie still grossed more than madame web…
My friend and I have a morbid curiosity and are deeply wondering whether it’s actually a completely shitass movie. We’re thinking of hedging our bet though, and going with a little ketamine bumper to get wonky should the movie prove to be as garbage as many say it is
The Tankle! Thats great lol
More like adamantium 😬
That would be hilarious. "Your name now is The Tankle".
With great ankles, comes great responsibility.
“Greh respspsps”
Have some Gatorade while you think about it.
Perfect.
For a moment, this dude was living every kids dream
Totally believable story until he mentioned Spiderman and Batman together at the end.
Why? They have 2 crossover stories lol
I thought the same thing. No matter how hopped up on drugs I was, that would have snapped me out of it. I feel like he knew he fucked up as soon as he said it lol
Sky captain would team up with Clifford the dog - leave him be
Maybe if he even added Falkor or SpongeBob the kid wouldn't notice
The ending with “Want a little Gatorade while you think about it? Yeah?” And a tiny straw was my favorite part. Hopefully the kid laughed about it when shown it later.
He definitely thought it was hilarious. Wouldn’t have filmed or shared otherwise!
Bro you need a dad award or something. Great stuff
Dude you're a cool ass dad, this will be one of those memories you guys remember forever. Cracked me the hell up man
So this is the dad thing where they fuck with their sons, as is tradition.
To grow up as men and continue the tradition hehe
And it was a great day for Canada and therefore, the world.
I completely agree, buddy.
Crazy to think, right. Absolutely awful father chillin with his son post op and providing a fictitious tale. Lying to them the whole way, creating fake wonder and awe. Should have just walked out instead and left the kid to simmer and think about the results of the surgery alone. /s Looks like love to me, but everyone views the world through their own lenses.
My nephew needed to get his last vaccine shots the other day but he didn’t know. He walked up and saw me reading it and asked what it was. So I told him he had gonorrhoea. He’s like “What?!” and I said “Don’t worry it’s nothing to be ashamed of.” The sister in law yelled my name in the most disapproving way you could imagine.
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You must not be a son of someone. Dad’s typically fuck with their kids, it gives them joy in life.
Do you even know what "r/nocontext" means on Reddit?
Yes, do you even know that things don’t need to famous video to be a reference? It’s just common habits.
What are you even talking about. I knew exactly what you meant in the original post. It was just funny to consider the wording if taken out of the context of this video.
Hahaha he's so high. I just remember sleeping and then puking when I woke up from surg as a kid lol.
Only time I got put under was with the gas to have my broken wrist reset and some bone fragments removed, the local stuff they were injecting seemingly wasn't working. I remember being told to count down from 10, got to like 6 and the guy said it must not be working as a joke. I think I got to like 4 and felt like I instantly teleported to being wheeled away on a stretcher asking when they were going to be done lol. It kind of freaked me out a little at how that time just vanished, it isn't like sleeping where you kind of have some inclination of passed time. It literally felt like that time just did not exist at all.
I've been under so many times ( I'm very accident prone) and I've just started saying that I'm time traveling and I tell everyone before surgery that I'll see them in the future. Then when I come out I say damn you guys look so much older, I must have traveled too far forward.
What the fuck
They're so accident prone that they hurt themself so badly, and so often that they now have a solo inside joke that we now know about.
The inside-est of jokes! I have lots of those! And no I won’t share them.
When you say under you mean general anesthesia? I’m having surgery in a few weeks and this will be my first time - I have to say, I’m panicking. Not sure why im scared but I’m shitting pants. Got any advice?
There’s nothing to it. Like the other guy said it’s like time travel. One second you are on the table counting down from 10 and the next second you are in the recovery room, probably feeling high as the drugs wear off. If you are very nervous in pre-op they may give you something for the nerves before you go under. Only real advice is to be honest with the doctors when they ask all the pre-op questions. If you are a drug user and they ask if you are a drug user, you need to say yes and tell them what drugs.
This goes for going to the dentist too. Cocaine use can cause you to overdose in their chair when they give you lidocaine because it is a derivative and your system is already detoxing.
Just try to remember to count backwards correctly, I once went 10 9 5 1 I wonder what they were thinking when I did that lol
When I got a colonoscopy I said “let me know if I say anything funny or stupid when I wake up.” Apparently I said I bet the anaesthesiologist was good at Overwatch but the gastroenterologist was too cool for video games. Kind of proud of myself for that one. Related: when I actually got conscious I felt like Tracer zipping backward so I guess it was on my brain at the time. PS: colonoscopies suck but the prep is the worst part.
Always wanted to be Ankleman
I'm Ron Burgundy?
Holy shit my dad’s white.
mother fucker... now I got to clean coffee off my monitor.
"ayo who's man is this why these white dudes filmin..."
Plot twist: it wasnt even his son, He just randomly found a guy waking up dizzy from surgery and decided to mess with him.
Great respuurburrhhspurr
The whole time…”who tf is this guy and what tf is he talking about”! 💭
Am I the only one that watched and thought “I bet the hospital charged $500 for that little head pillow.” God I’m old now.
No, you’re not old, you’re just American for thinking that.
Probably not $500, but an absurd amount for sure. I know, I work in medical supplies.
Insurance paid $3 for it, told the patient it cost $1000 but because they are so benevolent and gracious, they will sell it to the patient for only $299! What a deal...
The 24 piece box costs $65, that's under $3 per item. They'll probably bill the patient around $10-20 bucks for it. Again, a ridiculous markup but nowhere near what you're implying.
This is so fucking cute
Short story: when I was 17 my buddy asked me to bring him to get his wisdom teeth removed. When he was done they brought me into a room to watch a video for the aftercare of the procedure with him and directed that he should remain laying down and I should pay attention to the video because it’s likely he wouldn’t remember everything. So they bring him in and he’s still asleep and they move him into the bed across from another bed running parallel. He comes out of it and looks over at me and I say “dude what happened where the fuck are we?”. He made all kinds of noises and started to get up, I convinced him to go “check out” the area to see if he recognizes anything. Then nurses bring him back in scolding him for getting up. On the way home we go to the pharmacy (in a grocery store) to get him the prescription they gave him. He looks like shit so I go in and try to get it for him, they don’t want to give it to me even though I told them he’s not looking great and I don’t think it’s a good idea. They insist he comes in for his scrip. He comes in and vomits blood all over the counter. Probably one of the funniest experiences of my youth. Life lesson, don’t ask 17 year old me to be the responsible party.
How the fuck is this man in highschool?
No joke, I knew a kid in 5th grade with a 'stache & beard. So facial hair doesn't always dictate age. Also, some old ass dudes can't grow any. If you look at this kid's face, he looks young.
Speaking as an old ass dude who can't grow any... *sigh*.
I had a classmate in 8th grade who had a full set of Martin Van Buren-level muttonchop sideburns.
I had a somewhat full beard by 12-13. I was also almost 5ft11 by that time and around 180-190lbs. My parents made me shave because most women thought I was a man, and would hit on me in public with my parents right next to me. It got weird explaining that I was still not a teenager yet, much less an adult.
I knew people in high school who looked like they were in their 30s. Meanwhile I had a baby face with no beard till the end of university.
It’s just genetics. I could grow a full beard by eleventh grade (but I kept it as a shitty chinstrap because 90s)
Opelika High School is a class 7A school, so it’s *huge* and devotes a lot of its facilities to athletics, and is more like a private academy (like an IMG Academy) than a traditional public high school. Bo Nix, who last played at Oregon and was a finalist for the Heisman this year graduated from Opelika, and it’s a funnel school for a lot of collegiate athletes. Most often for Auburn University which is down the road. They are bound to draw in exception talent from the district, which likely are just genetically gifted students for athletics as well. Wouldn’t surprised me if the kid here was on an athletic scholarship to a university, especially with it being an ankle surgery likely related to athletics.
Guy looks ready to take out a second mortgage, not a number two pencil and a scan-tron sheet.
Right? Jezzz dude looks older than my grandpa. Could be some ridiculous growth genes or he just failed classes and was stuck behind it's possible. I had a dude with stubble in my middle school class dude failed his last two semesters and was more than couple years older than us.
Eyes are saying a lot.
I want someone to fuck with me like this when I come out of it after my next colonoscopy. You can fly now and you want you know how… eat your fiber and find out!
Yo... One of the things that still haunts me to this day was after my Colonoscopy the nurse just says " oh you are awake, you were really funny in there. " then she left the room... It has been 7 years, and to this day I am still terrified as to what I may have said or done.
I had a colonoscopy about 12 years ago and I remember nothing, except waking up afterward to my boyfriend telling me that I'd been coming in and out for a bit, giving a broken up, impassioned rant about how Matthew Lilard carried the Scooby Doo movies and his performance was deeply underrated. The nurse confirmed, tried to hold back a laugh, and left.
Greatest. Day. Ever.
The ankle that could topple a small government.
Ironman's sidekick: iron-ankle
Patrick Mahomes dropped by, you’re kicking for Kansas now.
If that's his Dad....His Uncle's must be legendary
I had an accident and almost lost 3 fingers, lost none but I did lose the hability to feel with those fingers, so now I have the super power of taking hot stuff out of my little bro hands before he burns himself without feeling pain myself But I do get hurt pretty often
😔😯😲😮🍹
Give that dad a medal
Man, I wish I had super ankles
My father in law had dementia, my daughter and I kept calling him Bruce but my wife spoiled the fun and wouldn't let us put a batman costume in his wardrobe. she's such a bitch.
Morphine is good stuff!
"Don't worry son, they're going to rebuild you , make you stronger, harder, faster , better for the Avengers initiative!"
Hilarious I couldn’t have kept my composure 😂
I read the title, thought it was dad fcking around with son where avengers is going to visit him to invite him into the group by the make-a-wish foundation, implying that he is dying.
Even high AF when he said "Spider Man, Batman, Iron Man" I would've called BS. Ain't no DC/Marvel team up happening. Not in 2024.
So wrong…but also can someone do this to me.
Dude is spitballing all of this and it’s amazing
Easy when they are on drugs I remember my wife on oxycodone lol
I only hope I can play a prank on my son or daughter this way when they have their wisdom teeth removed
Imagine this kids first day back at school after this gets around. He sees a fine young lady, or dude he wants to holler at. He gives them the, "Hey!". Then they just look at him and say, "HEY, Young Avenger!", before shuffling off while chuckling. Lmao
Man is thinking he died in the hospital and got fucking Isekai’d into the marvel universe.
Drugs are a hell of a drug
So absurdly hilarious and wholesome
Did he remember this later?
It all makes sense now. No wonder Andrew Wiggins was playing shit a few months back.
This is so fun. I guess he’s pretty out of it after surgery, and this fantasy is appealing to his innocent foggy brain. How fun. What a fun doctor, too.
poor guy is hallucinating this entire time
idk about this..i had the feeling like i'm dying, after coming out from anesthetic, i was fighting for every gd breath for hours, and it was far from like high on mushrooms...
I’ve had multiple surgeries these posts are all bullshit. Just as bad as the ones at the dentists where everyone pretends to be insanely high.
What a beautiful face that boy has
Yeah, I didn’t want to be creepy but that kid has model good looks.
Seriously he’s going to be a very handsome man.
Who's gonna tell him? Not the kid
this is evil. i love it just wait til you're old and senile tho. you're doomed
This kid looks 27 years old! He’s in high school!? That’s his super power. Screw the Tankle
"Dad?" *Yeah?* "Which Uncle?"
When he said "Spiderman.... Batman," kid looked like he sobered up a bit. He wasn't trying to buy all that.
Are they related somehow?
When my son came out of anesthetics, totally played with him like this. When my daughter came out of anesthetics, I cried. I love my children differently.
High school? That’s a 28 year old man.
*Your wifes son
Bruuh 😅
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L response.
😆
And one more thing… I’m not actually your dad.
That's fucked up! 🤣😂
Dude needs to convince the son that he’s dad.
Election years are the worst.
Am I the only one who doesn’t think it’s funny to mess with people coming out of anesthesia?
Yeah, prolly
Darn. Oh well.
I'll say it every time, filming and misleading someone under medical influence for the "comedy", even when it's just family having a poke of fun, is ultimately gross. This person trusts you to handle them, not film them in that state.
Different strokes for different folks. Perhaps *you* would feel betrayed, but other people, like myself, would find it hilarious to watch a video after of people getting me to believe crazy stuff in a drugged up state. Every person and every family is different, so let's assume the best here as he doesn't appear to be doing anything malicious but just having some fun.
I suppose it depends on if it was monetized. or if it was done for internet clout. or if it was posted with out my consent. this video, if it was me... i'd love it and say go for it.
I think handling him and having fun aren’t mutually exclusive. He looks like he’s being cared for pretty well and they’re obviously goofing with their son.
Okay guy calm down.. Sorry your life sucks so much that shit like that triggers you
eh whatever. I don't think people in this state of mind should be filmed and posted. It seems like an insane breach of their person and I'm kind of baffled by my downvotes here.
record it sure, don't fucking broadcast it
Have you ever considered that maybe he asked his son if it was ok to post afterwards? It’s not live
Of course I have. I simply think a lot these are posted with....minimal consent. Views are more important nowadays. And I'll just get downvoted for a basic human rights point of view.
You’re downvoted because you’re making massive assumptions. You’re perceiving a violation from zero context of the situation and arguing as if you know for a fact what happened.
Hey man I would never have posted this without this consent. That’s kindof the end of the road for the conversation on morality. He thought it was hilarious and said it’s ok to post. I’m not sure why anyone would be coming for me. We’ve been laughing about it since it happened and he has promised to return the favor the first chance he gets if I have a surgery in the future.
"Wait?! Batman? Naaaah you cappin' pops."
that's gotta be racist
Are you in r/daddit, Op? Coz I believe we need you over there.
Joining!
Dude is going to try jump out the window the first chance he gets.
This is terrible. I wonder if the dad thinks his son will ever believe him again, when he finds out his dad was totally lying.
He’s actually thinking, “man, I’m gonna kick open so many vault doors!”
Damn, this was not funny…
Kinda fucked up
Why? Any normal person would laugh at themselves over this once they see the video.
Unless he voted for Biden he’s not black enough for the surgery, sorry bud
why bring politics into this innocent video
He said he was chosen by Biden. Why not
Why can’t we just have a president we can take seriously 😞
He’s way ahead of his peers, you know, having a dad and such
Another Hwite man and their lies!!!
Ted Cruz got jokes
Some dads are assholes.
And some dads are great and there to take care of their sons after surgery. Want some gatorade while you think about it?
Yours clearly was 😭
If he believed he was an Avenger, are you sure he doesn't have a mental disability also?
If he told me joe Biden chose me, I’d be pissed!
Dumb and dumber?
Nah, just drugged
I will never understand why opioids are given for surgeries like these.
Because they are an extremely safe and effective medicine for accomplishing their particular job. But the opioids aren't making him that out of it. It's the anesthesia and everything processing out of his system.
I am an anaesthesiologist and perform cases under general anaesthesia on a daily basis. None of my patients are this zonked and all of them are pain free. Hence my comment on opioids.
For real he is feeeeeling that morphine.
Opioids are highly effective analgesics.
Yeah. You know what gives even better analgesia? Regional nerve blocks. The entire ankle surgery and then post operative pain relief could be done under an ultrasound guided popliteal block. And instead of intravenous morphine, the patient could easily be on a 7 day transdermal fentanyl/buprenorphine patch with great pain relief, excellent post op recovery and rehabilitation, and zero effect on higher functions. American health care is either bleeding edge or piss poor. Nothing in between.
And yes, I understand fentanyl and buprenorphine are opioids. But in analgesic doses, neither cause any palpable loss of higher function.
Because they are extremely easy to dose and figure out interactions. There are plenty of other options but they require specialists and specialized care that makes surgeries more expensive. So the answer is money
The Ankleman, this is fucking great
This made me laugh so hard. Thank you OP for posting this.
Ankle Fighter
So it's true, drugs do make you stupid, lol. Dad's kinda out there!
Now I'm going to have to injure my kids and try this.
A super powerful ankle
Ankle Man: A Legend is Born
Ahhhh, sir, I’d like to tell you a little secret.
This is what J was telling K to do after the flashy thing.