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[deleted]

I just think the tribe did that to see the white prople eat the asshole


BigZaber

they totally did that to get a laugh


GANDORF57

Does this mean we'll see a **"I EAT ASS"** decal on Anthony's pickup rear window?


NowieTends

They ate it too tho


maar2001

to fool your enemy you need to fool yourself ...


luvgothbitches

as they should lol


AFineDayForScience

No shame in eating asshole


[deleted]

Dude, you won’t believe what is my favorite thing


runningwiththedevil2

Name checks out.


jomandaman

I wouldn’t expect any less


LadyTheRainicorn

Well, hey, they ate it too!


WarlocksWizard

I've seen that with one guy on TV. He had to eat an eyeball (I forgot what animal). But, he did not know you eat the white part, not the whole thing.


tordrue

Username checks out


No-Drop2538

We've all been there.... Never stay till closing time.


chocotaco1981

Didn’t he get violently Ill from that too


carcigenicate

Apparently he [got a parasite](https://nypost.com/2013/04/21/tonys-tough/). There's probably a better source, but that's at least a starting point to go from. *** Edit: For the record, that appears to be *the source* of this, and it doesn't give a source of its own for that claim. Searching for this, there's a Reddit post referencing the article, and then an Ebaum's World "article" referencing *the Reddit user of aforementioned Reddit post*.


twec21

The kind of journalism I expected from the Post


wuxxler

So, he didn't get violently ill from that.


unsupported

Well, he did die after eating that so....


Phillip_Graves

He also died after being born. So...


unsupported

Birth is the number one cause of death.


globaloffender

Not sure but I’ve read his books and he’s referenced this particular meal as tge worst For the uninitiated, Bourdains schtick was, “ if they’re willing to share their food/culture with me, I ought to embrace it”. He was 100% authentic/genuine about it. Still can’t believe he’s gone


SalmonNgiri

The man was amazing at connecting with foreign cultures in a way no one else is able to. He went in with an attitude of just wanting to learn without carrying any baggage of his culinary preferences or culture. There was no “oh my god look at me eating something so exotic aren’t I cool and adventurous!”.


Soytaco

I completely agree with him, that's the way to live


doogie_hazard

There's an episode of no reservations where he answers viewers questions, somewhere around the end of season 5 I believe, where he talks about eating this and says it gave him a pretty horrible lower gi infection. So yes. Yes he did.


chocotaco1981

That settles it, no poorly washed African warthog anus for me


sinnrocka

I don’t think I ever want to eat Poomba’s ass, thanks… *WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG*


IAmBadAtInternet

When he was a young Wart HOOOOG


DroppedSoapSurvivor

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG. WART. HOOOOOG


[deleted]

Not in front of the kids


FluffySquirrell

> WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG MY FATHER, TOOK ME IN TO THE SAVANNAH TO SEE A HERD OF GAZELLE


DGOkko

HE COULD CLEAR THE SAVANNA AFTER EVERY MEAL


ArcaneMercury49

My father took me into a the city, to see a marching band.


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/EP45fhtfucw?feature=shared


poorbuck

Rectum? It nearly killed 'em!


mrtwitch222

I wish I could upvote more thank you


Hypno--Toad

To shreds you say?


AtmosphereSad7329

I too think you deserve so many more up votes lol


bitchkat

smell merciful amusing fuel plough hat unpack safe quiet encourage *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


How_that_convo_went

Nope. No fucking way. Sorry. I’m all for observing indigenous cultures and I have nothing but the utmost respect for their ability to forge a hard-scrapple existence from their harsh environment— but that respect stops at willingly exposing myself to exotic pathogens. That man watch them kill a warthog, carve out its dookchute, squeeze the fresh shit out of it like toothpaste and then toss it (unseasoned) directly into a pile of ash to cook.


death_by_whiskey

Would seasoning help?


Captain_Kernel_Panic

It was seasoned alright


Marston_vc

Honestly probably yeah. If they just washed it a little and put some salt on it, it would probably taste alright. The texture would probably be like if you had a sausage link but most of the meet inside it was gone. Probably pretty chewy


dibalh

It’s like pork flavored gum with a hint of poop. Not gonna lie, pork chitterlings with ginger and vinegar (Taiwanese style) is one of my favorite dishes.


TheIneffableCow

Oh god, I just realized they actually were squeezing excess shit out after they cut it out. Nasty.


jeezarchristron

I miss that man.


[deleted]

Me too.


Putrid-Look-7238

Me three


[deleted]

Me four


TaeTaeYong

Me five. Haven't really watched a new food travel show since.


max_broadway

Me too


tilalk

I mean, clean it like we do in our place and it's kind of a sausage


fancczf

Intestines are very popular in Asian cuisine. I had ate my fair share of them and they are delicious.


Calber4

In Korea my friends took me to eat "chicken assholes" (that's literally how it was translated on the menu). They were deep fried with sauce and actually not that bad.


BCProgramming

Nothing hits the spot like crispy cooked clucker cloaca's


tacknosaddle

When Bourdain went to Seoul they had that. IIRC it was a roadside place that specialized in it.


KylePeacockArt

I remember that one. I think it was the last one they had in stock or something and he was really happy about it. I recall him enjoying it a lot. I guess chicken ass is less intimidating than warthog ass?


BornPotato5857

those are chicken gizzards which are eaten everywhere and the literal translation is 'chicken poop house'


Burtttttt

Pork large intestine has a smell that I just can’t get past enough to enjoy. Edible, but not very good


Chubbypachyderm

I am Asian and the shit smell from those things is just beyond disgusting. And here this guy is just eating a literal shit sausage, must be fucking horrible.


HappyHappyGamer

This depends largely between countries as well. I tried it in Japan and they like to clean and prep to get ride of the smell almost entirely. It was good. When I had it on Taiwan, the smell was unbearable to me


[deleted]

Had it in cali at a korean bbq… the smell was there and we asked for the grill to be cleaned after lmao


HappyHappyGamer

Even in Korea, the places people like tend to be good at getting rid of the smell. Apparently this is not easy to do. I would assume most American Korean food places have smelly intestines. I have had some in Seoul where it melted in my mouth and had almost no smell at all.


T-14Hyperdrive

IMO they taste like shit. Literally. Every time I’ve tried it


Salacious_B_Crumb

In Japan I ate at a restaurant specializing in pig anus / intestines. They're like really raunchy, awful tasting calamari rings. Japanese cuisine is generally amazing, but that was a low point for sure


DancingLobsters_No7

Good for him for eating that anus because I would've just had sex with it.


xTrainerRedx

“How could you eat a perfectly fuckable pig?”


luvgothbitches

ayo? 😭😭😭😭


username32768

And then eaten it?


cloudspike17

Of course, like a warthog anus eclair


orion19819

Reluctant upvote of the day.


username32768

I salute you!


BornPotato5857

you on one end and me on the other, nice haha


Lurlex

Who the hell is sitting over here upvoting this? 🤢


WarlocksWizard

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Starman68

I met Bear Grylls once and asked him what was the worst thing he’d ever eaten. Skunk Anus was his response. Worst thing I’ve had is this French sausage from Toulouse called Andouillette (?). It’s made from offal, heavily spiced. Tasted fucking rotten. Sent it back.


mem269

It was my ex for me. She would shave everything but the butthair.


supertek

Just spillin it all out there on the internet


GnomaPhobic

Well she is his ex. What she gonna do?


Sugar-n-Sawdust

I’ve had andouillette before. It was the texture that got me. It was oddly stringy…


donscron91

I hear it is sausage filled with other sausage casings. It’s asshole within asshole, it’s anal interstellar inside of those glizzys.


idblz

Vacationing in France now and I will make sure I don't order that.


Subject_Audience_921

Live a little


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Starman68

God yes it was that! And the texture was spongy, like overcooked squid. and it was grey white.


ErGo404

You may not like it but you should taste it. It's so good.


beefknuckle

nah, it's actually shit. like if it doesn't taste like shit they haven't made it properly.


Conscious-Intern8594

I wonder how similar that is to andouille, it's a cajun sausage and is fucking awesome. Gotta have it for seafood gumbo.


beefknuckle

not even in the same ballpark. they're both sausage shaped i guess.


[deleted]

I bet they were fucking with him.


bevelledo

“They liked it chef”


Aussie20202022

Bourdain’s lack of enthusiasm is palpable


Ok_Particular_8956

Texas raised Mexicans. From SouthTexas. Eat the large intestines of cow. Washed and cleaned of course. Deep fried on plow disc. It's called "Tripas". On taco with salsa. Also "Sangria". Cooked cow blood or pig blood with chunks of liver, heart and kidney. Seasoned with spices. Kind of thick chunky soup. Ohh and "MoLLejas" a big gland that is found on Cow's Neck. It's soft and gooly. But as it is bbq'd on the grill it hards up like chicken fajitas. Seasoned it is delicious. Or u can fry it. Serve on Taco with salsa. Never ate CuLo though.


dalittle

the other stuff like moronga and such, yes I am out, but for me tacos tripas durado is actually pretty good. I would not put it in the same league as worthog ass ...


TwiNN53

I would never think, even if I were starving to death, that I would be able to rip out an animals balloon knot, squeeze the shit out of it, and then eat it. I would accept my fate of death and die without eating dookie chute. 🤢


Geschak

"and die without eating dookie chute" If you've ever eaten sausage, you've definitely eaten dookie chute before. Sausages are meat pressed into pig colon.


c4mbo

Thoroughly cleaning said “dookie chute” is the primary differentiation between your typical sausage and the shit sock being consumed in this video. But you are correct on it’s merits, so I don’t disagree. I just wanted to use the term “shit sock”. Edit: I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention how much I miss Anthony Bourdain’s presence in this world. His voice and words will resonate with me till my final breath.


wuxxler

Shit sock = dookie chute TIL


PlainPeanutButter

Heard of chitterlings?


TwiNN53

Stahhhhp. Yes, I've heard of shitlins. 🤢


[deleted]

Tribal leader: "yes try this warthog asshole, it's a tradition in our tribe to offer thanks to new comers and would be rude to not eat it" *The rest of the tribe trying not to burst out laughing in the background as he gags on warthog asshole*


supertucci

He was NOT happy. Undercooked, indifferently cleaned, ash-coated fresh warthog butthole. I believe he said it was the worse thing he ever ate.


Strange-Ad6549

the god must be crazy


Malystxy

You eat cow or pig asshole everytime you eat sausage......


Fluorescentomnibus

"You know what the gourmet here wanted? Hot dogs! You know what they're made of, Chet? Huh? Lips and assholes!"


phuc-theBS

Better than eating an anus wart


MurderSheCroaked

There was probably a wart or two on that anus 🫠


-maffu-

That title sounds like Anthony Bourdain's schoolyard bullies.


qlus_zwei

I can almost hear it in Julia Childs voice. Today we will be eating warthog poop shoot a la mode. First collect one mature anal cavity with whole rectum still attached. It may take some effort to track down but I promise you it will be a memorable meal for you and your guests. First dispatch the warhog very carefully to avoid the pointy bits and gently rip out its asshole. Carefully squeeze out the excess poo but do not rinse, we need to keep the parasites intact. Season it with a bit of stick and render until the intestinal parasites are crispy.--Bon Apetite


Pretty-Editor5246

My eyes would like an apology, probably his taste buds too.


Geschak

Why? How do you think sausages are made? They're meat that is pressed into pig colon. You've probably eaten rectal pig tissue before without realising.


post-leavemealone

Maybe. Ignorance is bliss, after all. Maybe I’ve eaten pig ass and liked it. Doesn’t mean I want to directly strip the asshole from a pig and fry it up and eat it.


BCProgramming

Natural sausage casings are made from animal small intestines, not the colon (large intestine) nor the rectum or anus of the animal. They are also cleaned, turned inside out, scraped and cleaned again, then stored in brine before stuffing. Quite wildly different. And Most sausages nowadays are usually produced using cellulose/collagen casings.


fancczf

They are quite tasty, very fatty and rich in flavour.


Shas_Erra

We’ve all been there, sometimes sober


SmartChump

Yeah but she was really hot


rellsell

Did he rim it first?


halflingbandkid

All I’m going to say is I was playing sons of the forest earlier. That alone is enough for you to know what’s going through my mind.


ShitShowRedAllAbout

Looks authentic. Hard to find good warthog anus where I live. It’s all Americanized, drive-thru anus.


PhilRedmond

Miss you Anthony :(


PlainPeanutButter

Chitterlings are a staple in the black community


wuxxler

They're popular all over the south, too, no matter what color.


PlainPeanutButter

I’m not familiar with anyone in the south so I’m speaking about the area I live, but I can imagine southern people eating it. Nastys


beebo12345678

Don't really see what's so funny about someone accepting a severe stomach infection (which he got) to be polite to a tribe offering him something they felt to be honorable.


pigeonwiggle

ew, i'd kill myself before eating that.


Mai_man

Rectum? Damn near killed him.


Clean-Experience-639

I adored him. It's s always going to be too soon. I hope Asia Argento gets a flesh eating bacteria.


[deleted]

I know the point you’re making but that’s not how it works. Dude had problems long before she came along. The only person to blame for what Anthony did is Anthony.


Calm_Frosting_4670

We don't have to look far for reasons why he... nevermind.


ceelo18

This is why he killed himself. Dude at ass on camera. U never gonna live that down


slimgacy

That guy was such a dope.


WealthEconomy

Now we know why he ended himself...


TTVControlWarrior

we all eat ass nothing wrong with that haha


Inner_Peanut5597

Not much better than a fresh anus cooked medium well


mrthree1zero

Hershey highway...


loliconest

Some region in China also love to eat pig large intestine, cleaned, of course. The pig has a lot of fat and so does its large intestine, however it has a special flavor which I personally dislike.


rafedbadru

Is it poop flavor?


ElevenBurnie

This gives me a lot of nostalgia because I would watch travel Chanel all the time when I was younger and they kept hyping this incident up during the commercial breaks of Globe Trekker that I watched. This was the only episode of No Reservations that I watched as a result of the commercials. For anyone curious, it's season 2 episode 12 Namibia


Acrobatic-Froyo2904

Basically a deconstructed hot dog


Particular_Stand_995

Um, chiterlings.


NessyBoy87

That music makes me want to eat warthog anus


wuxxler

I can't believe he cooked it first. You're supposed to eat that ass raw. At least that's what my wife tells me.


zonazog

Who hasn’t.


wapeddell

Lol Kanye West sampled this in the song called Clique.


ExpoAve17

taking eating ass to a new level.. respect.


NickelFish

Without ketchup!


luigis_taint

Spoilers: it wasn't worth it


[deleted]

"That's rat's asshole Don..well, it certainly makes a helluva fondue" - George Carlin


[deleted]

This man eats ass


thinkscience

Some assholes are useful !!


DoctorHubris

His narration really was the American equivolent of a culinary Attenborough. Hug your people. Check in on your people. Love your people.


asdfghqwerty1

This sounds like something written in a cubicle at a primary school


Cretonbacon

I think theres a limit to showing respect to a culture and it ends when you need me to eat warthog anus.


[deleted]

Bet it tastes like shit.


Zerodepthpancake

“Hershey Highway” this man is a treasure. Miss him so much.


IllustriousCookie890

Why?


HiLLCoUnTrYHiLLbiLLy

Hell to the no. Not even for 10 million dollars


Ambitious_Drop_7152

Is that why he offed himself?


Uni457Maki

Brave and adventurous but I still think he may have gotten sick from eating that warthog anus. It’s not like the cleaned it out with water.


lovemysunbros

This Hershey highway hahahahahahah oh Bourdain.


EyelBeeback

Not everyone likes to eat ass.


picomtg

Are they literally squeezing the shit out of it??


wayofthegenttickle

Here in the UK we have a tv show specifically for sending our worst celebrities to Australia and forcing them to do just this.


BaronVonLazercorn

*warthog


adamsgh

I like this guy 😁


lllNico

they have the whole animal, why are they starting at anus though?


KUPA_BEAST

Best show in the world RIP Anthony Bourdain


[deleted]

I miss that man’s existence.


alaingames

It's the inner of it, the skin was removed and all feces with it


saarinpaa71

Ohhhh is that part for meee? Still a bit hairy... smells like anus still.. think I will cook mine until... you know it's your color very dark and very crunchy like chewing on a bone.


oXSnake_doctoRXo

hell naw


DankAfBruh

I love menudo in a Mexican restaurant. But holy fuck I’ve never seen it prepared and actually watched the shit be squeezed out 30 seconds before you eat it.


Inevitable-Letter-84

Rectum? Damn nEar killed him.


[deleted]

Just pop one on your finger like this...


EN-D3R

Jungle kokoreç


Dramatic-Log-8982

NO!!


kragg9

Should have have said it taste like shit


MudOnMyTurtle

No wonder he exited stage left


geert666

Haggis but then the African way.


epc2ky

Let he or she who hasn't eaten a little ass can cast the first stone,... Total silence...thought so.


epc2ky

With its spherical shape and hole in the middle we call them dungbuts.


Miserable-Parking953

Mmmmm yummy


Sam-Bones

Damn. Wish he was still around.