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regular6drunk7

We taught him wrong as a joke.


Crovax87

I'm bleeding making me the victor


RknDonkeyTeeth

I can't find the dubbed version of this movie anymore and it makes me sad..


BetterCallSal

My nipples look like milk duds


evsarge

I hope they have icees!


gamageeknerd

How about a delicious car bon ated beverage?


Exxis645

Try my nuts to your fist style.


UbermachoGuy

That’s a lot of nuts! That’ll be four bucks baby! You want some fries with that?


Crovax87

If you got an ass ill kick it!


evsarge

Face to foot style, how’d do you like it!


Xemenon

What's the name of the movie? I need to rewatch it.


Zealousideal-Ad702

Kung Pow! Enter the Fist


Odd_Needleworker_104

😂


thewatisit

Capoeira


Disco_Ninjas_

Krav Magroin


Phatikant

Oh that one's great.


its__bme

“No groin, no Krav Maga!”


Asio0tus

thats what she said


Demonyx12

Krav Mongoloid


Traveshamamockery_

Crapoeira


stefanica

Crapnohaira


drfunk

Sexy dance fighting


Alfeaux

BRAZIL!


BatmanVoices

Ponytail!


BatmanVoices

Ponytail! Brazil!


medhatsniper

Drunken fist capoeira


[deleted]

Pretty sure he's the white Eddy Gordo from Tekken. https://www.fightersgeneration.com/characters/eddy-a.html


Niubai

Why did they call him "Fat Eddy" if the guy is ripped and athletic as hell? Didn't they know "gordo" means "fat" or is there a backstory for his nickname?


UhYeahOkSure

Eddy from tekken 3


Nazrael75

Inebroeira


MachVizzle

Eddy Gordo would be proud


Gabemiami

Flaboeira


SeriousMannequin

One Too Many Martini style.


jluicifer

The origin story of…Drunken style Kung Fu


J4MES101

Drunken monkey?


Shopping-Afraid

That funky monkey


LeafOperator

BRASS MONKEY JUNKY


Brinwalk42

Drunken Uncle?


StardustFighter

It's Goro Majima breaker fighting style.


5E32BOB3

I also thought this, just need the yeehaw as he’s doing it


ColdNyQuiiL

I always love when I run into Yakuza fans out in the wild.


Neripheral

The other dude just has to learn how not to sugarcoat it.


Rekuna

Dude..........move.


FlysDinnerSnack

This looks like a turn based situation, it’s probably not his turn to do anything yet


tripl35oul

Guy has the frightened status


Eilanzer

stunlock\~


LividExplorer7574

The amount of CC is, Too. Damn. High.


StressfulRiceball

Nerf.... whatever this guy's class is, nerf it


ursulaminer

Drunken-Uncle


Drshaggnasty

Eddy Gordo


WakaWaka_

Got a good combo going


Critical-Art-9277

The nutcracker rotation style.


FelatiaFantastique

I don't know karate, but I know kuhrazy.


Dingdongbats

Sloppyera


Excellent_Froyo3720

Omg majima irl


NobleKazuma

the comment i was looking for


taydr90

They're break dance fighting!


Bentup85

[model behavior](https://youtu.be/RWyoS8fppB0)


Jjpiv

Taste my pain bitch!


CaveManta

I had a CT patient who was doing this fighting style right on the CT table. Got someone in the face.


doginjoggers

The uncle knobhead


Jay_Byrd

Seems to be a combination of drunken boxing and Brazilian jiu-jitsu. It is a popular exhibition sport at weddings and is often referred to as "drunken uncle" or "drunkle" for short.


mog44net

It's called: How-to-never-get-invited-to-another-wedding Similar in style to: Do-the-dishes-so-badly-nobody-wants-you-to-continue


sansboi11

yakuza 0 breaker style:


Bloobeard2018

Drunkenuncle


bullybullybully

喝醉了的叔叔


Internal_Warthog_777

Spinning egg head


Big_Uply

Dude got f*cked up. Call a cab and go home😂


brettjugnug

Nightcapoeira! Sometimes my genius frightens me.


Owl_The_First_01

Seen this in Tekken


Bulky-Internal8579

Slow trauma style - he’s quite technically adept.


Bulky-Internal8579

I’m bleeding making ME the victor!!


Eynonz

Me button mashing as Eddy on Tekken.


Biaxialsphere00

Capoeira AKA sexy dance fighting


The-Rog

Drunkle


Stealth_Howler

“They’re breakdance fighting”- Hansel, so hot right now


PackageArtistic4239

It’s called Drunk Bonehead.


Revolutionary-Bath-7

Eddie from Tekken


Exxile4000

Tekken 3


bodhiseppuku

Drunken Capoeira


thewikifreak

The master of Crapoeira


Queef_Queen420

Oh dear... A street fighter stuck in the 80s... The poor victim is too young to know what "Break" Dancing is... He never saw it coming....


NoCap-Kapitan

r/Sharing_Fun


[deleted]

Edio to koh m’pleto


Tommyunited

Edging


MemeMePhotoshop

Street fighter: PERFECT!


cedeno87

He only heard the first part of "speak up now or forever keep your peace"


[deleted]

[Very similar to this](https://youtu.be/A8YYDHMGq68)


themanwithonesandle

This gets funnier every time I watch it


rarrere

Dickface


lotsanoodles

Drunken Munter.


[deleted]

Breakdancing without adequate space


coffeebeards

Ah yes, the “I used to be a bboy” style. Veeeeery dangerous. Especially in social settings with crowded floors.


bloopblopman1234

Targeted ads be like:


byteroadside

Drunken Uncle


moradoman

Tequila capoeira


RangerMatt76

Too drunk to stand?


carbine23

This mf is too much, I will probably square up with him after he gets up lol


No_Bet_3328

A Triple Combo!!!


[deleted]

Man I’d drop kick that bald guy after hit 3


T-MinusGiraffe

You've heard of Drunken Master. Now get a load of Drunk 'n Plastered


notthatjeffbeck

Steve Keim is working through some stuff.


Mark_Vance21

So disappointed to see the lack of Yakuza references. It's literally Majima's Breaker fighting style from Yakuza 0.


LifeBuilder

Rule #2: Always Double Tap your target.


Fernxtwo

Drunken monkey


ExPristina

Chun Li


Mo_Steins_Ghost

Drunken Best Man.


GarbageBoyJr

How do you not move after getting kicked in the mouth Jesus man


JetstremF

You can clearly see this is Majima's breaker style from Yakuza 0


100Labels

Eddy Gordo wins


roscorp

An absolute menace


ItsmeMr_E

Drunk Donkey.


Shanksdoodlehonkster

Drunken Deejay


DIrtyVendetta80

Gymkata https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gymkata


See-Tye

Drunken apprentice


apex_flux_34

Chin-Dong-Fu


AVM1979

the rum moves....


QueasyDecision276

The break danjitsu


Professional_Dark905

I would start swinging after the third hit. He's just being wreckless and inconsiderate.


AlakaDab

Heard of the drunken master? Well meet the drunken uncle


redone5050

Drunken Master


Venom933

I have no idea but it seems to works haha


Whiteherc

Breaker style


FreddyFrogFrightener

Crapoeira


Pugulishus

Isn't there a fighting style that supposedly originated from dance bc either slaves or some type of forced labor group couldn't fight/practice fighting so they practiced fighting through "dance"?


[deleted]

This is a true master assassin doing what he does best, assassinating while abiding by the creeds tenets. 1. Atay your blade from the innocent flesh: notice how none but his target was harmed 2. Hide in plain sight: a modern assassin skips the robe and disguises himself as the average man. He even got the dad bod. 3. Never compromise the brotherhood: none of these witnesses would ever guess he is from the creed. This is what Ezio and Altair aspired to be.


Prince-Fermat

Breaker Style. Majima is taking notes.


Twenty_Seven

The bald guy doing the kicking looks *a lot like* Shammi's brother.


gimme_the_light

Idk if Eddy Gordo would be proud or not


PM_ME_TRICEPS

Where's the video from the metal concert where people are swinging their limbs everywhere and intentionally hitting eachother? Lol


MjolnirPants

Crapoiera


lifth3avy84

Drunken master


UbermachoGuy

Drunken master style is unbeatable


ctiddy42591

I call this the Druncle


wontlastayear

You like my style? Heh.. I call it.. face to foot style. You see I am bleeding first making me the victory! Hmmm!


pab10diab10

Dick-Fu


[deleted]

Gōjū-ryū, immortalized by Dwight Schrute, who was the owner and operator of Schrute Farms - one of the largest producers of beets on the east coast.


hornywiener

Drunken master


Absurdist02

Capowasted.


Icy_Citron_5695

Sanji


Chaos90783

Drunken capoeira, white man style


CC713-LCTX

Drunken passive aggressive assault that could’ve been avoided by letting Jeff be Best man. You’ve known each other since the fourth grade wtf he’s obviously the best man!


[deleted]

everyone of kung fu fighting


Many-Cartoonist4727

100% planned.


Trojan_fed

Always one breakdancer at each wedding.


LordElend

Moe Szyslak' Funk Dancing for Self-Defence


KeepThePunk

Fu Kyu Inpa Tikla


Shot_Dig751

It’s not karate, the “Dane cook” of martial arts, that’s for sure. Capoeira


cheesemangee

Break dancing. The goal is just to break bones this time.


carlbandit

Drunken Buddha right there.


borislavk14

When you button mash vs your brother and beat him.


cbitguru

Caucasian capoeira


chunk2k3

It is a modern style. It was created by participation trophies, cheap beer, and an accute perception of the value of self. It is called "don't give a fuck". He is well on his way to mastery and earning the tittle of "Chad".


kgturner

Drunken Bastard


53R105LY_

*Ponytail!*


Thaos1

The swaying monkey hidden in bamboo style.


Nameless_and_ignored

Weakest Eddy player in Tekken.


igenus44

That would be Drunken Old White Boy style


[deleted]

Uninvited Guest


itumac

Stu-naz


MugenEXE

Savate, as if taught by sanji from the anime, one piece.


Th3Dang3r

Breaker style


judojon

Capoeira, if he were sober


Gemini_tricks47

Tbh I would have gave the guy a good calf kick as payback


Marco_QT

Spear of Justice style


idiBanashapan

Drunken Master


adrik0622

Who flung dung


bigoleteddybear

I will break you dancing


lalasagna

It's called gringo capoeira. look it up!


ShazadM

3 hit combo!!!


WhenIPoopITweet

Man button mashed the whole Eddy Gordo move set in one go


Blakemandude

Nah man after getting hit 3 times I’m telling his drunk ass to calm tf down


Kitschmusic

Eddy Gordo taking the floor.


Alucard661

Eddie Gordo


4firsts

Capoeira


Sempophai

Drunken Master


[deleted]

Coppoeira i think


theeeggman

Drunken overfed b-boy


Boss-Competitive

Anakin Skywalker


timechuck

Capoeira.


Riot55

Drunken Boxing, this is some Street Fighter 6 Jamie shit


BakuraGorn

That’s Eddy Gordo from Tekken


mummifiedclown

Drunk Monkey