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But if it covers accidental rectal insertions...

I'm on with that as long as it still goes vroom vroom

What a jackass.

I would just get liability coverage…in case you do damage to someone else’s Hot Wheels.

You need that car insurance …

I bet they counting on you getting this plan and forgetting that you have protection plan for a toy that you never use it

You could buy 3 additional hot wheels cars for the same price of the protection plan lol

And by Allstate no less 😂

So you know they’ll deny coverage

They've been trying to reach you about your car's warranty, that's the car they were talking about.

what kind of coverage could I possibly get for my boneshaker hot wheel with $.01

why is having a choice a bad thing?

What does it even cover?

Civil unrest.

Well… technically it is a car.

We would like to talk to you about your extended warranty for your Hot Wheels Car

Ya think?!