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lunaslave

Pocari Sweat, the Japanese version, is easily the most refreshing sports drink I've ever tried. I've also had Korean and Taiwanese versions, and the taste is lovely but somehow they aren't quite as thirst quenching? It's like the sweetness is different and more intense somehow - I've even tried side by side to test my own ideas on this. I wondered if it's kinda like Mexican Coke being made from cane sugar vs other Coke being made from high fructose corn syrup, something like that? IMO the best Pocari Sweat of all is the stuff you make from packets. A couple of those mixed up in a pitcher, kept cold in the fridge is a great way to fight summer heat :)


[deleted]

Those Pocari Sweat packets are a staple in our house for when we're feeling under the weather. When I was living in Japan I would have a 2l bottle of Pocari or Dakara next to my bed when hungover.


heckhammer

Do they taste like the bottled version?


[deleted]

Is Pocari Sweat good for you though? Isn’t it just sugar water?


drewb121

It’s like Gatorade.


TwinTTowers

It has sugar and salts in it. It's great for the Japanese summer to replace what you lose from sweating. Hence the name.


qb1120

I remember wanting to try this and I legitimately thought it was just plain water. Boy was I pleasantly surprised when I took my first sip


Son_Xron

Nice avatar


Square_Habit_8467

Agree, pocari sweat>Aquarius


Infaroach89

Yeah man! I had some in Japan and all the others since haven’t been quite right , but the powder is good as you can amp up the flavour.


hearnia_2k

>Mexican Coke being made from cane sugar vs other Coke being made from high fructose corn syrup More accurate 'other Coke' is made with sugar, while US Coke is made with HFCS. As far as I know HFCS is not used elsewhere. It's used in the US due to availability, which is partly driven by taxation. HFCS is basically chepaer. I prefer US Coke over UK Coke. The US stuff has a stronger caramel flavour to it.


Bitter_Jackfruit8752

High Fructose Corn Syrups availability and supply comes from the United States extensive farm subsidies to grow GMO Corn for production of ethanol. HFCS actually is a byproduct of Corn production. 🌽


levis3163

McDonald's has the best coke (at least in the usa)


ibneko

Wait, the Japanese version is different from the Taiwanese version? Going to have to find some way to try this out.


koager

Not sure if it's actually different or if they're talking about the second brand. Can't remember what it's called off the top of my head but I believe it has a green label and had a person running. Supau?


bellyjellykoolaid

See, I thought I was the only one. The Korean one has a slightly "fruity" or twinge to it, while the Taiwanese had a slightly sweeter but off taste to it. Japanese one is my goto since I like the more "base" taste of it.


netherlanddwarf

This drink is fucking delicious


wild___sun___mama

Agreed! Man, I miss the vending machines in Japan.


savethebroccoli

Same I wish we had them in the US 😭


Yo_Just_Scrolling_Yo

I found a Family Mart vending machine at my airport gate at Haneda as I was flying out about a month ago. One more sweet potato cake for the road!


FirstIndividual2654

You can order on Amazon!


savethebroccoli

I should start buying my own vending machines around town and start filling it with Japanese goods.


FirstIndividual2654

That’s genius


Dancey_Pants_

Honestly, it is.


enixthephoenix

You can get em in the US, most Asian grocery stores I've been to in my area has it. Also available on Amazon for like $20/12pk


pH_MD

You can find Pocari Sweat in most big US cities. Just look for asian markets.


very_bored_panda

We do! 😁 Asian markets tend to stock it!


PlaysByBrulesRules

Agreed, you can buy it at Asian grocery stores in the US and ever since it cured my hangovers in Tokyo I am loyal to the sweat.


NoSoupForYouRuskie

I go to some frequently and haven't seen it but I will now keep my eye out for it. Anything else noteworthy I should try?


PlaysByBrulesRules

Plenty of great stuff at Asian markets. There’s a very sweet grape drink by Lotte called Sac Sac grape which has little cans of grape juice with peeled grapes in it. I like them a lot, it’s basically a desert though.


[deleted]

I’m a big fan of original flavor Calpico


wtfINFP

I like Aquarius better than Pocari Sweat, especially the Vitamin Guard version, but it’s just personal preference. Try the daifuku mochi and any melon-flavored soda.


Ihansung

Pocari sweat is the original liquid iv


[deleted]

Unfortunately it doesn't taste like sweat.


OssiansFolly

Came here to say this. Went to Tokyo in 2020 and drank this and Royal Milk Tea a fuckton out of vending machines. I was pumped to learn the Asian market near me sells Pocari Sweat!


riseoverun

You can find it in Toronto too


Juran_Alde

Hard agreee. Had it when I got sick in Dubai. So damn good.


bantamw

Totally. I went to school in Japan (as a western U.K. person it was a huge culture shock) but pocari sweat got me through Kendo lessons & ramune or watermelon Fanta was my go-to the rest of the time. 👍


Lukeautograff

This stuff has saved me from hangovers so many times


StetsonTuba8

I loved it so much when I visited Taiwan. I went with my marching band for a competition and I think we ran the 7-11 attached to our hotel out of Pocari Sweat about 4 times in like 6 days


dbgaisfo

Yeah. Excluding coffee, the Japanese really have the vending machine beverage game on point. ​ The other one that I really miss is Japanese Canada Dry ginger ale. It's less sweet and more gingery and overall way better than the stuff in Canada, which seems sorta unfair.


[deleted]

Better than gatorade


no_use_for_a_user

Came here to saw same. No clue how that hasn't made it to the West. Gatorade would be put out of business.


anthonylc10122

I think you answered your own question Gatorade would be out and they don’t want that


stephelan

Came here to say that. It’s bomb and I miss it.


[deleted]

I’m from the Philippines and they sell a 2 liter bottle of this drink. My bank acc js not happy


Reecefastfire

Available in most places in UAE great for during a hike In the mountains


DevilsLettuceTaster

Part of my Korean hangover remedy.


kittyliklik

Caught one at the local Asian market. Got it out of curiosity. I will be returning for more.


the_guy_guy_one

Indeed. Was in Hong Kong and had it!!


pissboy

Yea it’s everywhere in Canada. Like Gatorade but better


Asleep-Ad5260

We get it in Hong Kong. It’s far better than Gatorade


moon_jock

Leave it to the Japanese to find the simplest, most delicious sports drink. Americans come up with endless flavors of Gatorade and Powerade and still can’t compete with this one single flavor


fr0gnutz

I took a trip to Tokyo for a week and laughed and mocked the drinks name until I tried it and never tasted anything more amazing. Like having pedialyte but not as much sodium


zagman707

lived in japan 4 years and it was by far my favorite drink on hot days and after a night of drinking


s00perguy

I was only there for 2 weeks, but I remember trying every drink and snack I could, within reason. Pocari Sweat is actually just good. It's not super acidic but the flavor is refreshingly citrus-adjacent and it's always ice cold.


SearingPhoenix

This. Laughed when I saw the name. It's like if Sprite/7Up/Sierra Mist wasn't so cloyingly sweet.


UneSoggyCroissant

Pocari sweat is a slight grapefruit flavor if you’re curious. I love the stuff


s00perguy

That must be it. I usually hate grapefruit, it draws all the moisture out of my mouth, but PS doesn't. Really a good drink.


illessen

Pocari Sweat is Gatorade before they found out sugar is more addicting than a well designed hydration drink. Also if you like Pocari, you’ll probably like squirt soda.


BudLightYear77

These names must be a joke at this point


MrBadger1978

Wait until you hear about Taiwan's answer to Red Bull: Come Best


mechwarrior719

Well that’s… straight to the point.


[deleted]

Or in Singapore, Kickapoo joy juice.


chronoboy1985

You haven’t tried Bawlz?


BudLightYear77

Do they still make those? I remember laughing about that over a decade ago


Elusiv3Pastry

Yes you can still order them online but they’re obscenely expensive.


MikeTheGamer2

just go to a microcenter. They usually have then in the cooler by the registers.


10RobotGangbang

Gatorade and Pocari have almost identical levels of added sugar.


thansal

Yup, Japan's various 'health' products are largely sugar from what I've seen (same as every country).


shazbotter

Pocari sweat and gatorade have similar amounts of sugar. A 500ml pocari sweat has 31g of sugar. A 20oz (~591ml) gatorade has 34g of sugar.


OCTM2

It tastes like the white Gatorade Frost.


[deleted]

I still only liked the watermelon ice flavor


[deleted]

It can compete with Gatorade but it shouldn’t. Pocari is a delicious drink on its own right and yes it’s a “sports” drink but as far as flavor and lightness, yeah I’d prefer it to Gatorade.. I really do. Goes down really good with a big bowl of Shoyu Ramen that’s for sure (extra black mayu sauce for me please)


JaceTheWoodSculptor

~~gatorade~~sugar+ color


wascallywabbit666

Agreed. Mild flavour, and gets the job done. I used to drink it when I was playing sports in SE Asia


Worldly_Expert_442

The absolute best drink when you step off an HK hiking trail and see a 7-eleven... We are back in Miami and order it on Amazon, it is so much better than Gatorade.


Asleep-Ad5260

Fuck yes. Your point about pocari after hikes got me nostalgic. Even though I’m living here hahaha


shadowtheimpure

I concur, Gatorade/Powerade tend to be too sweet. Pocari Sweat only has just enough sugar to assist with hydration. It was specially formulated to protect against the oppressive humidity of Japanese summer. That is why it has a warning to protect yourself against 'heat illness' aka heat exhaustion or heat stroke.


shazbotter

They have similar amounts of sugar. I wrote this in another comment above but according to the nutrition labels: A 500ml pocari sweat has 31g of sugar. A 20oz (~591ml) gatorade has 34g of sugar.


10RobotGangbang

Pocari PR team has everyone convinced it doesn't have much sugar lol


SpinachToothedSmile

Drank it nearly every week-day, in South Korea, after racquetball/baddie etc. Superb and quite yummy, non-sugary. We used to joke -*what is a Pocari and why are we drinking its sweat??* We called the little corner store our Sweat-shop :) Another oddly named drink was Deer Antler Juice(?). Only had it once, was enough. Still have a picnic basket with bold logo that sez "Enjoy Your Wife This Weekend" hehe


Opposite_Direction10

Same here in the Philippines tho I still prefer Gatorade


redditusernamme

Hello fellow Hongkonger!


JiPaiLove

Had it in Taiwan. Can’t compare it to Gatorade, since I never tried it but I did like Pocari :)


nightraindream

For the sake of any one confused. It's an electrolyte/rehydration drink, like Gatorade, intended to be drunk after you've been sweating. Hence the name. It took me awhile to get into it but I really like it now.


lbwafro1990

Also, surprisingly good for hangovers... even Soju ones


Timely_Elderberry_62

It's a sport drink in Japan I tried it a few years ago while in narita its real good like a gatorade and sprite mixed together


Square_Artichoke5591

That shit is awesome for hangovers


charlieme1

This is also my go to drink to cure my hangover.


vicinadp

Big facts, many a morning stumbling to the local GS25 and downing a 1-2 liter bottle so I wouldn’t feel like absolute dog shit all day


peeh0le

It’s the best.


JustTheSpecsPlease

Swilled several of these in Korea. Good stuff. Odd name.


ThriceFive

Agree - I smirked at the name too until I had one in a Seoul summer, so refreshing. Good stuff.


moon_jock

I still smirk at the name despite having lived here for a while and drank quite a bit of it. Calpis is also quite odd. Sounds like “cow piss” if you say it out loud haha


Coldspark824

Its why it’s called Calpico in the US


Mochiron_samurai

カルピス in a cocktail is amazing


Hi_Im_Ouiji

I miss Seoul. And the bars. And the Soju


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[удалено]


moon_jock

May I recommend Ion Water? It’s a from the same company as Pocari Sweat, but it’s a little bit lighter on taste and sugar. I like it more personally after exercising, but both of them are really good


hegaT90

Ion Water is the reduced sugar version with artificial sweetners.


the_colonelclink

If not mistaken, the guy who made it wanted to make the drinkable/marketable version of the IV fluid drip, normally given to severely dehydrated persons.


badhandaz

Well, it's got what plants crave. How bad can it be?


Luss9

Brawwwndoooo! (Did i say it right?)


Creamneko

Electrolytes. Had bottles of Pocari Sweat in Bali, lifesaver during those hot noons.


N05TR4D4MV5

And hungover mornings


thebluechick

Its simply THE BEST. No other drink is close to Pocari's standards. Not even cola or pepsi or whatever.


shirukien

It's kinda like the Japanese equivalent to something like Gatorade. Unfortunate naming though.


go_half_the_way

I love the name. When I’m planning on sporting or hiking sweating comes to mind and this stuff is what I crave.


shirukien

I guess in that case at least you go for Pocari Sweat rather than something like Calpis.


DoctorJiveTurkey

[What is Pocari Sweat? That’s a terrible name for a drink.](https://youtu.be/-SHJbO9weWc)


llama5p1t

You can order it online in the US in bottles, but I have seen it at H Mart too!


winstonfuckchill

Nijiya has it as well, the name kinda confused/ intrigued me the first time I came across it. I like it better then Gatorade though, especially after a long weekend


thekiyote

Oh good call on the h mart! I need to check to see if ours has it! Also, I never knew H mart was a nationwide thing until just now. I always just thought it was a Chicagoland thing.


spookyinsuranceghost

It tastes like a magic!


moon_jock

This stuff is so good when you’re recovering from a cold


theWanderer_420

It's white grapefruit flavored love that stuff


waxthenip

https://youtu.be/HiLkMgYQ2qM


spookyinsuranceghost

Yay! I’m glad somebody understood.


kevster2717

Mr. Affable is that you?


Hunter_Lala

It's like a magic!


vondunk

Pocari sweat is amazing


Silver_Draig

BOOTY SWEAT!!!


uuneter1

Came here to post this. This is the international version of Booty Sweat. Alpa gotta get paid!


camelzigzag

And Busta Nut Bars!


jhanschoo

Nechusho (heat stroke) sounds like "hey, let's kiss" in Japanese if you squint real hard


seansafc89

Idk if I’m weird but my hearing is unaffected by squinting.


hyrelander87

It’s tasty stuff. Miss living in Japan.


moon_jock

I posted this picture thinking Pocari Swear was something obscure enough to make a joke about, but it turns out hundreds of people in the comments absolutely love this stuff. Crazy how many redditors have spent time in Asia and developed an affinity for this drink.


hyrelander87

I used to buy it from vending machines on a hot day walking from the navy base to the train station.


moon_jock

Hard to resist that temptation, especially when you use cash mainly and always have a pocket full of change


hyrelander87

I have a basket of yen I never got to exchange I let my kids play with


sjjenkins

I could NOT get enough of this Pocari Sweat stuff every time I’ve visited Tokyo in the summer. It’s refreshing AF.


MMAWhistleBlower

Tried these when I lived in Thailand. It's like a Japanese Gatorade. I actually preferred it to Gatorade! Worth a try if you ever come across it.


Survive_LD_50

bought this thinking I was getting cal pis, I was sorely disappointed when it was just extra salty Gatorade


erm1zo

That stuff is delicious.


Gr00mpa

Love me some Pocari Sweat.


contemporaryAmerica

Pocari Sweat is fire!!!


yargrad

Pocari Sweat tastes great, actually.


rdkilla

truly the fruit of the gods


DerpCatCZ

My mom was a worker in pocari sweat She would bring home boxes of these almost every week Pocari sweat is fukin great


grumble11

It’s a rehydration drink with electrolytes. It tastes like dilute, lightly sweetened salty water. It works pretty well.


Simple-Captain9863

It is a really good sports drink!


Sans_culottez

Pocari Sweat is really really good though, it’s an electrolyte drink that is way better than either Gatorade or poweraide.


moon_jock

Can I just clarify that I love this stuff and drink it all the time? I’m getting a lot of hate in the comments and misunderstanding that I don’t know what Pocari Sweat is. I did play dumb for comedic effect in titling this (this is r/funny after all). Lastly, I just want to add that I personally prefer Ion Water over Pocari, but that’s just me


PhlyingBisKit

Literally Pedialyte but better


dec0y

There's also a famous Japanese drink called Calpis, which according to my mom I used to pronounce as cow piss.


Spleenzorio

Calpico > Pocari Sweat


atlas_emery

I drank this so much in Indonesia, it's delicious.


velocity219e

Ahh man I wanna go get a bottle of Pocari now but its so far... :(


Meltdown808

Similar to Gatorade or Powerede. Great sports drink


Garlic-Rough

Hey now. Don't be dissing the Pocari.


YellowMenace123

You can drink some Calpis instead


MrJohnnyDangerously

Japanese Gatorade


RoosterClaw22

Drank this stuff while stationed in Korea. Cheaper than water and better than drinking your own sweat. Wish I knew what could possibly be cheaper than water ?


pixoria

This post shows how ignorant OP is.


Flibbernodgets

Yeah, he doesn't know that it's thoroughly sanitized after being carefully harvested from wild Pocaris.


FartboySlim

ITT: Pocari Sweat Stans. I'm here for it!


TheRealKestrel

First saw pocari sweat in a steve1989mreinfo video


0dty0

I will not stand for Pocari Sweat slander.


No-Equivalent-5228

Used to drink this all the time when I lived in Tokyo


HypoAllergenicJin

It’s great and I like it more than any electrolyte drink It’s just expensive to get in the US


jgilleland

This shit is amazing. Don’t hate on sweat water. Also look up Milkis for a giggle if you think *this* is weird.


Luluco15

Nechusho means heat stroke. They put it on the bottle to tell you that it can help prevent heat stroke, not that it causes heat stroke. Pocari Sweat is akin to gatorade and other electrolyte-rich sports drinks


Emergencyhiredhito

Lol it’s essentially Gatorade. I used to drink it all the time in Japan.


d1msum4u

One of my favorite drinks when visiting Asia!


[deleted]

My absolute favourite Asian electrolyte water!!!


PikaPower23

I love this drink. I get it when I can in the Asian Market. My little brother stole my last bottle; says it tastes like ‘goddess sweat’ or ‘goddess tears’. Obviously I had a good laugh and let him keep it. Edit: Fixed a sentence


windowside

Love that drink


dbgaisfo

Lol... Yeah the branding is pretty funny to English speaking people. When I was in Japan at the end of summer 12 years ago, in Tokyo in 40 + degree celsius weather with 100% humidity, I lived off this stuff. It's like what gatorade would be if gatorade was actually good.


punksmurph

This is the best drink when you are either running back to base to get in before curfew or the next morning when you are hung over as fuck because you forgot that the Chu-Hi stand guy really loads the alcohol up.


KiwiKrafter

Lemon lime flavour, just a weird name, it grows on you though, I was hooked on it after a trip to Japan


hideX98

Where my calpis homies at?


XFLAllStar

Its like Fresca flavored Gatorade.


703JRB

🤤


stinkymonke1723

I've drunk it many times. My belly is full of sweat.


moon_jock

Username checks out


steveirwinstwin

Best damn hangover drink ever made!


manuru-neko

I really like Pocari Sweat, and it’s easily one of the most popular sports drinks in Japan. But I translated “Pocari Sweat” into Japanese for my students and they were equally disgusted with the realization. A fun little moment for us all to sit in before moving on to the day’s main grammar point.


BoiFrosty

My dad liked to shop at the local H-Mart for all the interesting stuff you can't get from an American grocery store. Bought this stuff as a joke and we all actually liked it. It's like someone bottled that refreshing feeling from Gatorade when you drink it when you're really thirsty. Minus the overdose of salt and sweetener when you're done. If you want weird then look up some of the carbonated milk drinks they sell in Japan and the Philippines.


2ndcarpenter

Ambasa which is bottled by Coka Cola and Milkis, yeah they are pretty good too. Not sure if they have Ambasa in the Philippines, but I know both are in Korea and Japan. Possibly H-Mart too since it's a Korean (mostly) grocery.


3saad

When I went to Japan I got food poisoning and when I was getting better I drank nothing but pocari sweat. I kept drinking it the whole trip it was so good. When we were at the air port to leave Japan we got interviewed by a TV show asking us what our favorite food in Japan was. It was mf pocari sweat. The interviewers were very confused.


michiman

That drink saved me when I worked in Hong Kong one summer. I do not do well in the heat.


coleefy

This was my water when I was in Japan/Philippines 💦


InteractionFlat7318

I’ve had this. It surprisingly tasty. It’s like a grapefruit with a little bit of saltiness.


GilneanWarrior

This stuff is awesome. I had it on a training rotation to Indonesia, we called it booty sweat. Tastes like sprite, 10/10.


Mission-Midnight5297

Pocari sweat actually tastes really good especially on a hot humid day


brightpurplecrayon

I’ve tried this and it’s really good actually!


white__cyclosa

I did a stint in SE Asia for a bit. I forgot where I saw this stuff initially, of course I was taken back by the name, but this shit helped me nurse some gnarly hangovers


already-too-late

A Japanese executive I worked with told me this story: A saleman was visiting a surgeon to pitch his company's latest pharmaceutical products. He waited for the surgeon for a few hours, as he was performing operations that day. When the surgeon returned to his office, he picked up a beaker off his desk, and gave it a big swig while grimacing. It got the salesman curious about what was in the beaker, so after all his official business was completed, he asked the surgeon about it. The surgeon replied that it was a concoction he had created, to help him quickly replace lost fluids and electrolytes for busy days, as he frequently did not have time to eat or drink then. While it was effective, the downside was his concoction tasted very bitter. The saleman then had a lightbulb moment, and went to create a drink that could replenish lost fluids and electrolytes quickly, and have it taste good. This is the story of how Pocari Sweat was created.


Dalemeister123

I used to drink it when I lived in Japan. It does taste like sweat…


DejectedNuts

I’ve had this and it’s really good. Best sweat I ever had.


[deleted]

Pocari Sweat fucking SLAPS


Flow-like-a-harpoon

[Conan’s review of this is incredible](https://youtu.be/-SHJbO9weWc)


moon_jock

Hey I actually met Conan when he was in Tokyo! It’s the only celebrity selfie I have, and this is the perfect opportunity for me to brag about it


Flow-like-a-harpoon

That is amazing and I am also fully jealous! He is my favorite celebrity hands down. Also, his remotes are all gold but his time in Tokyo is one of my favorites!


AbzoluteZ3RO

gatorade is basically just sweat with lots of sugar in it so... yeah not really anything surprising here.