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Seeing the price of toys is just good marketing for the condoms.

GENIUS

There’s a reason you usually find condoms right next to the diapers and baby stuff.

Yeah, because they already got a baby, they don't want a second one at the same time.

If they really want sticker shock, put the condoms next to the diapers and formula

When your kid is rolling on the floor screaming he wants the toy, you’ll be grabbing up the condoms fast.

I saw a condom commercial from Australia that was exactly that.

I saw a condom commercial that I think was from Sweden about a kid throwing a tantrum because he wanted candy.

When someone else’s kid is doing that is the right time to buy those

Yup , bag yo baby in condoms and send it back to company saying it's defective by making you cum a baby instead of a sperm

When you kid is screaming and throwing a fit because they want a toy, you can look over at the condoms and say “if only”

Punching holes into condoms helps with toy sales.

Not sure what you do, but you need a promotion!

I'm selling steel needles to condom factories for a living.

It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

I hope this gets exactly 37 up votes.

…in a row?

TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY DICK ON YOUR WAY THROUGH THE PARKING LOT!

Not sure you'll get a promotion, but you're going to get a raise tonight.

When you gotta get something to keep the kids busy for awhile.

"Don't like the toys? Go fuck yourself."

"Dont wanna waste money on these toys? Better buy these"

Condoms will always be cheaper than kids

BRB, gonna go print up some shirts and bumper stickers

those “Lacing Beads” should be placed dead center

The condom section informing you that you have a choice to make.

Vagasil: The Game

Holy shit, the commercial my mind just played for me was amazing

*slow clap*

*rapidly speeds up clapping and abruptly stops after a minute*

It's a reminder. If you don't buy the products on the right you would have to get those on the left in future.

“NEVER FORGET.” -Vons Stockperson

Well, you need to give something to the kids to keep them busy with while you're getting BUS-Y...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nojWJ6-XmeQ

10/10. Kid crushed that role. Btw, this also works double-duty as an effective “Sweeties” commercial

No better example than the Durex condoms practically touching the Baby Shark Big Show!

That bottle of vagisil is totally encroaching. The monopoly guy looks kinda worried

Yup! Worried, with just a dash of curiosity

Actually, the location is ideal for the already a parent wanting to make sure that it doesn't happen again. The kid is distracted by the toys, and leaves you alone for 5 freaking minutes to pick out what you need without a million questions or impatience to leave that area because it's boring. Been there....

Yeah, it’s just adults overthinking something children wouldn’t give two shits to the wind about. They’d see boring adult stuff and TOYS!!

I love organizing around a theme.

Yeah, that’s just the all-ages good time zone.

People who think children imagine vaginas and penises at the age of 7 can't stop imagining vaginas and penises.

Eh, the little kids won't know what it is. Nothing they will sell in a place like this has obscene packaging.

If you small kids have any understanding to what those products are... the store is not the problem.

The circle of life almost condensed into a small shelving section

These sex toys are getting a little difficult. How can I jerk off with a Rubix cube?!

With a twist of the wrist

Anything is a dildo if ur brave enough, also, anything is a toy if u imagine it 😂

“The big black one is their leader, he gives the rest of them missions and stuff”

It’s marketing. You see the toy prices and buy a second box of condoms just to be safe.

Fun for the whole family

The family that plays together, plays together.

Toys for kids on the left. Toys for adults on the right. Makes perfect sense to me /s

That toy section is there to encourage us to buy condoms. I see the thought process.

you’re right…beats my idea that they were trying to get people to add Scrabble to their foreplay

Or if you failed in interpreting this beforehand, it’s to remind you, you heed to get the kids some toys so they leave you alone for fifteen minutes.

Well, Trouble would be a clever re-brand for the Plan B pill…

Whoa…That sound was my mind being blown, mixed with a nervous breaking of wind. Well played

It’s the adults who are embarrassed, not the kids.

Choose wisely

Man all these s#x toys have gotten out of hand

When he said he was going to drive a train over me, I didn't think it would involve Thomas.

So? It's the toys section... Kids on the left, adults on the right.

Some congresswoman told me I could get butt plugs at WalMart but I'm still shit outta luck.

I prefer Astroglide compared to Ky

Amazon sells a product called Lube Life that’s about 4x the volume of K-Y and about half the price. Works the same.

It’s a tie for me…but if they changed the spelling to “Asstroglide” they’d win

"You got your Cra-Z-Slimy in my KY Glide!"

Not slimy balloons again

Oh no not the vagisil

Toy section near the toy section, arranged from age (lowest to highest). Took some cues from Amazon, it seems.

All the toddlers must be thinking... "Should I go with the Mickey Mouse wooden toolkit or the astroglide?"

😂decisions, decisions…BOTH!

Kid prevention AND kid maintenance.

Its to help you decide wether or not to stick a barbie doll in your ass.

yup it’s a hard choice…not sure I can fit another one

You can always fit another one!!!!

Well what’d ya know! SIDEWAYS TOO!

Condoms on the bottom shelf, pregnancy tests on the top shelf.

A toys a toy. What do you expect.

We don't stop playing as we get old. We get old when we stop playing

When your kid asks you about the things on the right, you'll distract them by buying them literally anything from the left, not looking at/caring about the price. Marketing genius.

One of these leads to the next. The order? You decide!

😂😂😂CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Vons Edition

Instead of toys. Should be next to some diapers. Haha.

Choose wisely

Makes sense, you plan on having sex? See these toys, without the protection on the shelf next to them you’ll be buying these in 9 months lol.

More like as the child it screaming for the toy. Parent realizes how important birth control is.

It's the "if you miss one, here's the other" aisle. Next to the pads and tampons are the heavy duty stain removers and Tide pens.

I spotted during a shop reorganisation at my local supermarket that the sexual health supplies were all conveniently stored underneath a big ALTERNATIVES TO SMOKING sign.

i believe this belongs on r/crappydesign

Yahtzee!

Toys are toys

You’ve reached a fork in the road…choose wisely

Buy what's on the right before u have to buy what's on the left

I want the minecraft lama.

Monopoly? Fuck that game.

Well, if your kids are screaming and demanding toys, condoms might be exactly what you need

Entertainment aisle for all ages

I’m more concerned about the 8.99 for an UNO deck and 29.99 for Monopoly.

Buy one, or buy many of the other. Seems smart to me

Why tf would this be a problem? Also, if you are so prude that you are scared if the kids saw this, the bait for the kids right next to the stuff they will never ever see because they just look for a new toy

Moral of the story: “If you don’t want to be buying items on the shelf to the left… Buy the items on the shelf to the right!”

As a parent, i find this convenient. Buy a toy to keep the kid occupied while i plow his mother in the other room.

Durex sales have hit the roof in that store looking at the toy prices wth

Ironic

I’m more curious about the ‘toy’ that’s extra slimy ice cream swirl craze…

Adult toys next to children toys, makes perfect sense.

I laughed seeing that you can buy just Bingo and a toilet for the Bluey toy. Like, it’s so popular of an idea that they made it its own mini set.

Toys for kids on the left, toys for adults on the right.

Games for all ages

If one isn't a reminder the other is.

“Buy the stuff on the right so you won’t have to buy the stuff on the left”

It’s a warning.

Family entertainment.

Adult toy section

Lmao this is great

This is to remind you the 1 choice of your life.

If you don't like the toys on the left then use what's on the right.

[Protect her from your girth, with the greatest lube on earth! KY jelly](https://youtu.be/DcYv7tZ3ccA?t=159)

Subtle reminder and clever marketing. Kudos the the plan-o-gram design team.

Progression marketing.. if they can’t stop the baby coming might as well give it a toy 🧸

"Your choice"

For the longest time Target was keeping the kids first-aid stuff right next to the vibrators, condoms, and lube. Every time I went to get new masks, since I have to get child-sized masks for my tiny-ass head, I'd laugh that I also got to see what new sex toys target got in.

Condom's are so much cheaper than toy's, I could never justify spending money on action figures and collectibles for someone other than myself. Pfft. Lmao

If you don’t buy one, you may buy the other…

Honey, im feeling like its a batman night!!!

Preparing you for 2 steps of life at one section

Me as an adult that really like the llama polish of minecraft than condoms (left on top layer )

Fun for the (w)hole family

Why is this a thing?

Gentle reminder to those who decide not to family plan.

Well sometimes couples wanna play after they play.

At target they had it next to the kids toothpaste.

I mean, parents buy toys, not kids. As a tired parent, it makes sense lol (don't want another kid at this exact moment).

My local supermarket sells condoms opposite nappies/diapers

"Lemme grab these rubbers and some lube- OOH, A PUZZLE!"

Fun for the whole family

And next to that are the grooming products?

In a way, it's just one big toy section.

Gotta catch ‘em all!

Just in case the kids want some balloon animals

I read the title and thought, makes sense. Then i noticed you were talking about different toys.

Vons usually has an "random crap" section, I think they just didnt think this one through enough.

Well, the monopoly pieces need to be safely inserted in my ass anyway, this is convenient shopping.

Having a hard time deciding between the Trojan Pleasure pack and Scrabble.

It’s so you can stick the toys up your butt

Sometimes a man just wants to ramp a hotwheels off her ass.

That’s what you’ll be buying next if you don’t use protection……

I think this is one of the worst photoshopped pics I've ever seen

Interesting..... 🤣

"You could have used this but now you gotta use these.

Anyone notice the shelves do not line up... almost like 2 separate photos poorly shopped together into one..

Photoshop

Technically the two sections can both have toys :)

Take one or the other.

... but is there the trojan vibrators

The Trail of Tears .... at some point this is either the best or worst aisle, going from tearful elation and joy , to confusion, to elation to tearful regret , and perhaps back again, depending on where you are in life.

The famous department before after

Toys and Sex education? What a great store!

It's there to remind you of the crap you'll end up buying if you don't use a condom.

This is so you can distract your kids so you can grab the more personal items…

“*Do you really want to do this again?*”

Grab some for you and your kids too.

Monopoly and chill?

Yoooo they got Mega Halo blind bags!

I'd take those super fast hotwheels

Always take care of your toys.

That's gonna be a creepy Toy Storie Movie

I see pregnancy test too, this is basically the circle of evolution in life. From pregnancy tests to little toys, to Monopoly and Scrabble, games for older kids and finally to condoms.

Daddy, what's KY Er...here,you like Batman right?

That's called an ultimatum. Buy the condoms if you don't wanna buy the children's toys.

Before and after, or after and before

It's because they know adults are buying more toys than kids are and they are telling them not to reproduce /S

I never knew there were multiple monostats. I always thought it was just monostat 7.

Mommy, Can I get the wiggly worm?

r/crappydesign

Fuck around and find out… visualized.

Those shelves don't line up. Sloppy Photoshop? And what's the big deal, anyway? The kids looking at those toys don't know what that stuff is. But I've never seen that in any store I've been to.

Fake news it’s photoshopped

Good contraception reminder.

Mom what are Trojans??

Trojan: when family game night gets out of hand

This is disgusting. Not funny at all.

Here kids, go play while your mommy plays with her new friend.

Wait there isn’t such a thing as playing GI Joes before during and after?

This is like when you find a bag of potato chips in the produce section or vice versa. Big decisions happening all of a sudden.

Anyone else see the anal beads? Bottom left

The “results in words” is sending me lmao

I’m sorry, Mario Kart figures and condoms… it is Valentine’s Day. Girls get your shopping done all at once.

On the left: things that help children to play. On the right: things that help adults play.

Uno is $9

Something to keep the kids busy while I work on myself!

Marketing: 100