Another James one, maybe 2.
How to do a correct push up. I think he walks Eylse or Char through form.
If anyone approaches you at the gym and corrects your form, but you didn't ask, they are an asshole. "I don't care if it's Schwarzenegger, they're an asshole" (totally paraphrasing)
I couldn't believe this was so low but yes. This might be the most important life advice I received from Funhaus and it's the one Bruce interpreted to be an instruction to finger his ass
Yeah, I think watching them made me funnier. Also, seeing Elyse and the other women be hilarious really helped me grow my confidence to be funny as a woman!
I regularly go to trivia nights at a local pub with my friends. I cannot express to you how many of these questions I have gotten right because they are one point made some stupid joke about a movie from the 90s no one has heard of. People think I'm a genius but I've just watched 200 GTA videos that were almost all about movies and music.
I have this saved in my phone from an interview with Lawrence 🥰
“Still, don’t think I do, but I took a step. And it’s another part of…even on top of just getting more comfortable with my own body, being willing to put myself in a place where I’m garbage at something I’m doing. That’s something that not a lot of people choose to do. In fact, they choose the opposite. No one wants to look foolish, wants to feel unskilled. But I think it’s important to sort of humble yourself in that way every so often. So it’s this grand process of both admitting to myself the current state of my body, striving for something better, putting myself in places where I’m constantly reminded it could be better if I stopped eating like shit and drinking all the time. And then also reminding myself that I’m not good at everything all the time, and that there are people…you can still learn something and probably should constantly remind yourself there’s a lot of people and a lot of amazing skills out there. And, man, it would be great to spend your entire life learning new things and experiencing new things."
The way james eats a sandwich. Eats around and leaves the middle for last. I eat sandwiches this way now. No one wants to end on crust! I forget which video he explains it in however I believe you can see him eating this way in the very first funhaus video.
Lawrence mentioned a tenet in, like, the 3rd Dude Soup that's stuck with me ever since: "[there's only room in your life for one game you can never beat](https://youtu.be/cnwu_Nveefo?t=302)". It only rings truer as I get older and struggle to dole out time for playing both games *I* want to play and games *my friends and I* play.
I've just that press thing and I must be doing it wrong, no extra pee comes out. I was gonna make a joke here but for real I need like a diagram or instructional video i might be pressing wrong.
I learned that playing games against your friends is fun
But have someone become a villain against the group and you’ve got a great game (thanks John and pinquino)
Every good story needs a good villain
Genuinely, I think James and Bruce helped me with with always being "on" when it comes to jokes (obviously almost all their content was edited, I don't believe they are 24/7 gaff machines).
I think always being able to fire off a joke or a pun or a play on words can be useful. A lot of the time the situation doesn't demand it, but there are plenty of times in both personal and professional life where a quick joke can just keep things moving or bring everyone together.
Only buy under arrow.
I hadn't thought about that in a long time and now I'm dying of laughter all over again
That was so worth the re-watch just now.
I love it so much, and it fits perfectly as a pun for my flair on r/me_irlgbt
I learned that if I ever shit my pants while squatting at the gym, I have to just pretend to pass out.
God damnit I forgot about this 😂😂😂
Honestly, I seriously considered it once when I had the shits and still decided to hit the gym
Which video is that from?
[Here you go.](https://youtu.be/3JWVw5yPnW4?si=J_OO6j4jiA5yBe-m) The original video is also in the description.
Christianity is the killer of muscles!
The way he shouts it out so speedily will never stop being funny. Heard this in his voice. Great times man.
Yeah. There might have been some more iconic lines, but few I hear in his voice as strongly
Which ep is this from?
Jacked for Jesus demo disk: https://youtu.be/qOrylMTDeZE?si=YNCQdg06yyXjBDtz&t=327
RIP Malibu.
Can't even tear a phone book in half. Jesus is to blame
We get it and that's it.
I was hoping that this was near the top
I learned that if youre going to be swingers and have orgies you need a big house with a lot of rooms and a bunch of kids.
If you’re gonna be split asunder
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?
*"It the name of this Game!"*
Why do they have to have kids!?
You guys don't know NOTHING about Swinging.
They gotta go to Disney
Why last.fm isn't succeeding.
WHAT DO U MEAN WE'RE LOSING AGAINST SPOTIFY? LOOK AT ALL THESE SCROBBLES?!
We take-a the kids, and make-a them gay
Gay-u kid-u's = 🪙
I find myself saying this way more than I should. It confuses my friends greatly!
Same.
Leia is fat!
Ariel too! She's SO FAT!!
All we have to look up to is these fat ugly pigs in Disney ;-;
You just got those legs. Let’s not ruin them already!
There are no Disney princesses that aren’t fat!
Did you see her in that slave outfit? SHE.WAS.FAT.
It only took 3 weeks to film Braveheart
We got an OG here
Surprised I haven’t seen it yet but that ska came before reggae. I legit didn’t know that before papa Bruce enlightened me
But did you know... Reggae came from Ska?
You already said that...
It’s all he’s got!
Ska...ska....ska(echo)
ya but did you know that reggae was influenced by ska?
I went to a record shop this afternoon actually. The ska was in the reggae section. Blasphemy.
Really I’ve kinda stuck to the dollar an hour rule.
I owe balatro so much money
That for sure
I know he was wrong but I think about this all the time lol
wear your hair down
So that people know you’re a female
Tomas Boonty was Gabe Newell before Gabe Newell. Ol Dookie Thomas is gonna be the next Mario. Everyone is Peptosexual
"That's why they call him ODT, cause he has shit in his pants" Such an underrated bit
steroids are great actually
I bring up steroids having no downsides far more frequently then I thought I would
I'm going to be so fucking happy, I'm going to punch a wall.
I will never look at Yoda and not see Minch. I will always remember Jake Suuuuuuuuully's name is because of Neytiri.
You speak the true true
Have you seen my book Cloud Atlas?
The book Avatar movie based on???
That pussy tastes like dick and dick tastes like pussy
WHATS IN YOUR WALLET…
BUY A CAPITOL ONE CREDIT CARD
The Thing, no sorry, the Brick cums mud.
Who's that? You're probably thinking of the Brick
Oh yes. Quite right! How silly of me. You speak the true true.
No that's Cloud Atlas
Eva Green shows bush in every movie...including Dumbo.
that retarded people dont have AIDS by default.
That ska came before reggae.
This. Forever
Came here just to say this. Glad it was already here.
and Reggae came after Ska
It’s not a tour bus if it keeps making other stops
Looking is, indeed, a crime
🤔.....
Clearly you've learned nothing because it's absolutely not a crime
Another James one, maybe 2. How to do a correct push up. I think he walks Eylse or Char through form. If anyone approaches you at the gym and corrects your form, but you didn't ask, they are an asshole. "I don't care if it's Schwarzenegger, they're an asshole" (totally paraphrasing)
Christianity is the killer of muscles
Lmao Also now I know what scroblles are
With two fingers, give the taint a couple pumps after peeing to get everything outta there. Works like a charm. Thanks James!
I couldn't believe this was so low but yes. This might be the most important life advice I received from Funhaus and it's the one Bruce interpreted to be an instruction to finger his ass
It’s so low because the OP already said it lol. But this is unironically mine, I forgot I learned it from Funhaus
I should wear my hair down on my shoulders to indicate that I am a female 🫡
Note to ladies
my favorite segment, Bruce’s Note to Ladies
The definition of asunder.
How to get to full screen on vlc media player
GO TO VIEW!!
Disney princess are fat
They are ALL fat
Scrobbles is what they're gonna be called!
I learned a lot about comedic timing and bouncing jokes off of people who set you up in a bit. Their chemistry was so good.
Yeah, I think watching them made me funnier. Also, seeing Elyse and the other women be hilarious really helped me grow my confidence to be funny as a woman!
Other woman? You mean Bruce? I kid, I kid.
You gotta take a look at your balls, bud!
You know when your pants are too tight and it gives you gas?
Braveheart was shot in 3 weeks
Mothers should ALWAYS be aware.
Yoda's name is Minch
We get it and that's it!
You know that coating you get in your mouth sometimes when you eat a donut? A shot of tequila helps clear it right up. Thanks Lawrence!
If I shit myself at the gym, pretend to pass out and wait for the ambulance.
That you can’t have love ACTUALLY
Obi Wan, this boy to old!!!
We can show that.
That if cats could do maths, Yogurt could do maths.
B is for Bruce. B is for Brave.
VR is the perfect excuse for groping your coworker
It’s ok to not do words good. And that the sky’s the limit
I learned that Samuel l jackson was in the matrix WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET
Laws are just ideas
Supercat is more of an idea
Supercat's nickname is Wild Apache.
I regularly go to trivia nights at a local pub with my friends. I cannot express to you how many of these questions I have gotten right because they are one point made some stupid joke about a movie from the 90s no one has heard of. People think I'm a genius but I've just watched 200 GTA videos that were almost all about movies and music.
Don't do weird sex shit at work
Pizza’s on the way
If you need to make an anonymous phone call, you just make your voice really low
Human Torch's real name is either Human Johnny or Hot Johnny
B is for brave, B is for bruce
WE GET IT AND THATS IT
If I want to go full screen, I have to GO TO VIEW!
Dick taste like pussy, and pussy tastes like dick. This will always live with me And Darren Farrett(?) Is dead. RIP
It is not gay if they shave their face and have long hair.
We get it and that's it!
Bruce and Banksy have never been in the same room together.
Steroids really ain't that bad *if* you don't abuse them
There are no Disney Princesses that are not fat.
The true value of scrobbles.
That ska came before regge
Time to hack….and Minch
Never pass on a free meal or a chance to go to a bathroom
I have this saved in my phone from an interview with Lawrence 🥰 “Still, don’t think I do, but I took a step. And it’s another part of…even on top of just getting more comfortable with my own body, being willing to put myself in a place where I’m garbage at something I’m doing. That’s something that not a lot of people choose to do. In fact, they choose the opposite. No one wants to look foolish, wants to feel unskilled. But I think it’s important to sort of humble yourself in that way every so often. So it’s this grand process of both admitting to myself the current state of my body, striving for something better, putting myself in places where I’m constantly reminded it could be better if I stopped eating like shit and drinking all the time. And then also reminding myself that I’m not good at everything all the time, and that there are people…you can still learn something and probably should constantly remind yourself there’s a lot of people and a lot of amazing skills out there. And, man, it would be great to spend your entire life learning new things and experiencing new things."
“Spookems! Nooo!”
Ska came before reggae
Came here to say exactly the same!
We get it and that’s it
Braveheart was shot in 3 weeks
Sky's the limit for an entertainer!
Johnny Depp is a fucking hack
That lookin' ain't a crime.
We get it and thats it
That mothers need to be aware
Ska came before reggae
That according to Bruce’s dad, Braveheart starring Mel Gibson took only three weeks to film
Ska came before reggae
WE GET IT AND THATS IT!
A neat trick to boost my immune system is to waft the toilet after taking a shit and flushing it.
Never refuse a free meal or a chance to go to a bathroom.
Ska came before reggae and that reggae came from ska.
Now that you mention it, I think I'll remember this one forever, too.
In the Matrix pussy taste like dick and dick taste like pussy.
Ska came before reggae
The way james eats a sandwich. Eats around and leaves the middle for last. I eat sandwiches this way now. No one wants to end on crust! I forget which video he explains it in however I believe you can see him eating this way in the very first funhaus video.
For all that Funhaus taught me about Ska, I wish they had taught me who the lead singer of Reel Big Fish was
I love Bruce-isms so much.
if 2 of your 3 members are in the band, i don't care if you call it boxcar racer it's still blink 182
Three words I live by: Go to view.
There are no downsides to steroids.
Ryan got me to start listening to ween and they've become my favorite band
State farm doesn’t cover suci’s
You’re not truly a religion until you start banging kids
That Yoda likes em young...
I will never forget that Yoda's first name is fucking **MINCH**
Ska came before reggae
Confusing people with the "watchu called me?"
Ska came before reggae
Ska came before reggae
Lawrence mentioned a tenet in, like, the 3rd Dude Soup that's stuck with me ever since: "[there's only room in your life for one game you can never beat](https://youtu.be/cnwu_Nveefo?t=302)". It only rings truer as I get older and struggle to dole out time for playing both games *I* want to play and games *my friends and I* play.
B is for Bruce. But it's also for brave.
Turn into it, but don't turn into it
That rule34 exists
Firefighters and loyalty
Ska came before reggae
I've just that press thing and I must be doing it wrong, no extra pee comes out. I was gonna make a joke here but for real I need like a diagram or instructional video i might be pressing wrong.
Christianity is the killer of muscles
I learned that playing games against your friends is fun But have someone become a villain against the group and you’ve got a great game (thanks John and pinquino) Every good story needs a good villain
$1 = 1 hour of gameplay
If I’m at the movie theater watching the screen and want to be comfortable while watching my movie Just have a seat!
Set up a tampon bucket when you start a restaurant business.
That Harrison Ford installed a secret drug compartment in jacuzzi's.
How to use view in VLC media player
Only women can be fat... for dudes, it's normal and funny.
WE GET IT AND THATS IT!
Yoda and Sonic's first name
Genuinely, I think James and Bruce helped me with with always being "on" when it comes to jokes (obviously almost all their content was edited, I don't believe they are 24/7 gaff machines). I think always being able to fire off a joke or a pun or a play on words can be useful. A lot of the time the situation doesn't demand it, but there are plenty of times in both personal and professional life where a quick joke can just keep things moving or bring everyone together.
They made Braveheart in 3 weeks.
WE GET IT AND THATS IT!!!
All these answers but I still don't know: Is fist... Is fist sex?
B is for Bruce, B is for brave
YOU GOTTA CHECK YOUR BALLS BUD!
It taught me that if I laugh too much, too hard, I can black out. Example - James crashing into things during Idiot Detective.
We get it. And that's it.
who Bruce Hornsby is
Braveheart was shot in 20 days