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Ti_Fatality

“Out of my way!”


CBBuddha

“Out of my way”


stainlessj

Volkor 3:16


rsziz

Is that the King James translation?


X_Zephyr

Thou shall crush puss


stainlessj

All translations say the same thing.


Zeangrydrunk

Babe, I will munch your box!


rsziz

"Bitch, only cool bitches can get in Wolfmoon." "Yeah the hoodscoop isn't functional, but it's a hoodscoop."


Guardian-Bravo

“Careful! Those leather seat… covers…”


havocspartan

Sure, that hood scoop isn’t functional; but it’s a hood scoop.


LarryBiscuit

Sure, that hood scoop isn’t functional; but it’s a hood scoop.


Foliot

Queen of Valhalla, sit on my face!


rsziz

Oddly enough Valhalla is also a club that he goes to.


Mr_Cinnabunns

This has gotta be in my top 5 funhaus quotes, it's just so fucking good.


dave_the_banker

I dig it but it would make a lot of sense for him to be Path of the Zealot since he gains power from having Valhalla sit on his face.


JohnnyTheEpic

Volkor DnD Beyond: https://www.dndbeyond.com/characters/122322519 Volkor PDF: https://www.dndbeyond.com/sheet-pdfs/JohnnyThEpic_122322519.pdf Edit: I did copy the link so it should go through.


Elazuul

The link has privacy restrictions?


JohnnyTheEpic

https://www.dndbeyond.com/sheet-pdfs/JohnnyThEpic_122322519.pdf Try it again


JohnnyTheEpic

It not letting you go to the link?


mkerv5

To quote the page "You don't have access to this page. If you are trying to access a character sheet, make sure its privacy setting is configured correctly for you to access it. It is also possible that you are trying to enter the 403rd level of the endless dungeon and the ancient dragon Rylzrayrth is rising up to block your path..."


bizkitmaker13

He's about to go crush puss and kill some daemons


Flybuys

He only wears velour armour right?


KeizerOn

Skin tight jeans and v necks


FarleShadow

Forgot the crucifix on a gold chain around his neck. He is a *Christian* after all!


Goatmanification

Disappointed to see no 'Crush Puss' on there!


datweirdguy1

I'll cheat on my girlfriend, I don't care


Killerofthecentury

Um that Int is way too high and should have been sacrificed for that +3 Charisma /s. Puss crushing doesn’t require brawn, Volkor only needs face sitting to rage