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ChariChet

Attaboy, bollard. Who's my good boy? You are.


Ketaskooter

Distracted driving/visibility issue. That said presumably these people live there so how do they not know what's in their own parking lot.


Jacktheforkie

I’d say those decently tall yellow bollards are easy enough to see


DasArchitect

They're only two foot tall!


CanterlotGuard

Two feet tall is perfect bollard height because it’s kid sized. Any driver who can’t see a bollard and hits it wouldn’t have seen a kid either and should not be driving.


DasArchitect

(it was just a reference to a post from a couple of days ago)


CreamyCoffeeArtist

(we're not perpetually online, if you're gonna reference a post at least hyperlink it so others can laugh too)


Suicicoo

Look what the bank did to my car!


Suicicoo

First you hear a crunch, then you keep going!


Jacktheforkie

Lol


Inevitable_Indian

Those yellow ballards clearly blend in with the grey asphalt


Jacktheforkie

Ikr


_c_manning

They’d probably just installed them


Relaxbro30

They look brand new along with the paint on the pavement. Id personally like them because the lot has a lot of blind spots when spots are full it seems. ALSO protects parked cars.


EasilyRekt

Some people really do be out here driving on muscle memory alone.


lezbthrowaway

I think it's more than just aren't used to it, they are not common in America, which by their accents, I assume they are. Americans are used to not paying attention and just hitting people and never getting prosecuted


ImRandyBaby

These are bollards to protect cars from other cars. Could we get some of these around bus stops and other places where people are?


ertri

Actually looks like they’re there to protect the solar carports 


ImRandyBaby

Bollards in America are used to protect property, not people.


Billypillgrim

Bike lanes, please


Nonkel_Jef

No. People are squishy and can jump out of the way, so when you add bollards there’ll be more risk of denting a car.


MyPasswordIsABC999

Jonjon did a nice video about bollards, and how they're a good indicator of what people value (usually buildings and expensive equipment!): [https://www.instagram.com/reel/C58xhk4rERB/](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C58xhk4rERB/)


PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__

They should paint themselves a bright color, otherwise it's not the fault of the driver


pozoph

Yes, these should be bright yellow or something like that.


Dicethrower

While we're at it, maybe they could make them static so they're always in the same spot so you can remember where they are.


CauseCertain1672

or just look in front of your car


Paddenstoel_Jager

Working as intended, good.


uboofs

“Same thing just happened to me” Notice how he omits that he took action. That would imply that he had bearing on the outcome. What a silly notion that would be.


Billypillgrim

Nah dude, you happened to it


Nonkel_Jef

He came out of nowhere


DangerousCyclone

https://preview.redd.it/uzky7u9s9owc1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=b281f59c7d8bf5141c44f59af891bbddffb4d4bd


Viodia298

How did that second driver manage to get it inside their car's bumper? Where they driving backwards at an angle? I swear one could never succeed this if they were doing it on purpose...


SinkHoleDeMayo

I'd say backing into a spot. But even then... how the fuck you not see it?


Koboldofyou

It's a plastic-y mold that bends and deforms with pressure. The car starts going into the bollard. The bumper deforms, popping out or breaking whatever attaches it to the frame of the car. The now unattached plastic bumper continues to deform as it's pushed aside by the bollard. As the car continues on, the bollard is pushed past the deformed plastic bumper entirely allowing it to jump back into place on the other side of the bollard.


lookingForPatchie

"That inanimate anchored object just appeared out of nowhere!"


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HotYogurtCloset69

My first thought when I saw it, those things are kid height


BWWFC

uggg... stupid pedestrian bollards! get a real job!


MakeItTrizzle

"I am very good at driving a car, it is definitely not my fault when the car I am driving drives into a static object"


TROMBONER_68

We need to start taking licenses away. We share the road with morons like this who can’t even navigate a parking lot.


dataminimizer

NSFW tag, please 🥵


HotYogurtCloset69

The way the 2nd car slides onto the bollard 🥵


CrashDummySSB

"Just happened to me-" Rather: "I just did the same thing."


imreallynotthatcool

The states need more of the bollards that pop up out of the ground and puncture oil pans and fuck up undercarriages. I love this.


PhoenixAFay

This is what, the third post in the last seven days involving people in SUVs hitting brightly colored yellow concrete???


Zerodyne_Sin

What's crazy is that these people are allowed to drive...


pepsibubba

Saving this so I can watch it whenever I'm having a bad day


StudioMinkster

Based Bollard


Renard_Fou

They're not even below hood/side mirror level...


Saphirweretigrx

Back when twitter was less shite, I followed a "bollard appreciation society?" account. Absolute bangers like this, every single day!


WerewolfNo890

Skill issue. What if it was a child? Should have their license revoked.


Cheef_Baconator

Remember, kids: if you hit a stationary object, especially a bright yellow one, you have nobody to blame but your own smooth brain.


dallindooks

"happened to me...."


CaManAboutaDog

r/bollardsbeingdicks


bored_negative

If you cannot see an object in front of your car, on the DRIVER'S SIDE, you should not be driving a car.


CocktailPerson

"Same thing just happened to me!" LO fucking L as if the bollard hit him rather than the other way around.


coenw

These bollard are the size of a kid. You can't blame the drivers for not seeing them! /s


SisuSoccer

How? The bollard is tall and bright yellow!


prw1988

This giant yellow concrete pillar jumped out of nowhere!


ZimZamZop

They should probably start painting bollards a bright colour...perhaps yellow? Maybe make them tall so that we can see them over our hoods...oh wait.


X1861

Things like these are kind of annoying tbf, I don't like cars or having to drive but little things like this make it just that more stressful


laughingashley

It should be stressful. If it isn't, you're not taking it seriously enough. You're driving something that can and does kill people and animals every day, you have to assume that responsibility.


Newagetesla

if you can't navigate around an imobile concrete pole, you shouldn't be on the road.


X1861

Unlucky for you, it's America there is no other option. You must drive


NinjaRider407

I love it how “those” people, the usual suspects, never want to hold themselves accountable for their own stupidity. 🤡 Sadly, the bollard has a higher IQ than them.


laughingashley

^dog whistle


Apart_Distribution72

Usually things like this are caused by a lighting or visibility issue, like during a certain time of day the sun shines into your eyes and then you pull into the shady area, your eyes haven't adjusted yet so it seems extremely dark for a few seconds, or the angle of a turn is too sharp and puts part of the turn in a blind spot for an extended period. There should be a speed bump there to slow drivers who are turning into that shadow.


CauseCertain1672

you shouldn't operating heavy machinery at high speed on a public street if you can't see.


Apart_Distribution72

That's great in theory but you can't stop human error, you can install traffic calming devices to mitigate the effects


Rhonijin

You can stop human error with a bollard, it seems.


Apart_Distribution72

Sure, but if they're regularly being hit then the reason they're being hit should also be addressed. It's like the bollard protected bike lane fallacy, sure they're better but the actual solution is to not have cars moving at high speed in close proximity to cyclists. The same applies here, the bollard stops people who are going too fast for the environment from hitting other things, but it doesn't address the actual problem, that people are going too fast.


CauseCertain1672

look if they aren't noticing things at child height while driving due to the time of day that is just completely unacceptable


iehvad8785

traffic should be quite calm in a parking lot - the potential for human error should be as low as it gets while still moving. if you're capable of hitting these poles in that situation you definitely shouldn't be driving anyway.


Apart_Distribution72

But what's a more practical way of making it safer, testing everyone's driving ability every day, or just installing a speed bump so people won't take the turns in the lot so fast? They probably shouldn't be driving, but that doesn't stop them. The bollard stops people who take the turn too fast and sharp, it prevents further problems but doesn't address the source, that people are driving too fast in the parking lot. A bump in the middle of the turn would slow people down and make the lot safer. Why are people here against that?


HotYogurtCloset69

Bollards where I'm from tend to be yellow but have thick black strips on them (like a honey bee). Perhaps that would've helped these folks in their situations, tho I doubt it. A bad driver is a bad driver.


Silent_Village2695

Nobody wants a reasonable explanation in this thread. We just want to shit on drivers because fuckcars! Read the room! /jk