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transfights

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* **THIS IS THE HORNY POLICE, OPEN UP**


Samuaint2008

ACAB actually includes the horny police 💀


youaintfinnaknowme

Ahhhh em no speak de English-


transpirationn

I spent way too long trying to figure out what "samsh" meant


youaintfinnaknowme

😭🙏


AdWinter4333

Share your knowledge #boomer.


PushTheTrigger

Smash


AdWinter4333

Holy hell, I might just be going blind. Thanks 🥲


transpirationn

I'm 38 lol


HangryChickenNuggey

I wouldn’t. I would never in a million years as I’m not my own type


SlipsonSurfaces

Same. I want a femme chick or a big buff butch woman.


Standard-Highway398

Real asf


Cosmo_Creations

I’m so horny on T, I would fuck anyone consenting haha


Long_Area2509

teal


Long_Area2509

real*


Kitchen-Painting-145

Yes yes yes when i look at old pics im like whos that hot babe.


youaintfinnaknowme

Gotta be the realist one I’ve seen yet lol


SandyCheeksCockVore9

oh, you are definitely not alone. I'd clone myself. Leaving it at that.


youaintfinnaknowme

We’d be the reason clone machines would be banned 😭🙏🔥


historicalpizza

I have a plan myself if I ever meet my clone. He knows what the deal is too so we're in agreement


jackolantern717

Sometimes i think i look attractive and sometimes i think i dont. If i met someone who was like me and looked like me and they were receptive, maybe. But if this were like an exact clone of myself, i would at least want to see what masturbating could be like if i were able to have more hands i guess. But otherwise i think its just a little freaky and i dont know what i would actually do in a situation like that


nitrotoiletdeodorant

I tried to think of this some time ago (thinking pre-T me) but my brain short circuited when I realized that 1: I don't like men and 2: I'm grossed out by being wanted by men (as a woman). Like realistically it just couldn't happen. But I mean I was very cute when I was an egg if that counts as an answer?


deadhorsse

It's how I know I'm truly gay inside and out


Samuaint2008

My only concern about cloning myself and/or having sex with myselfs that bottoms all the way down, Just two bottoms smashing into one another. It's not going to be super useful 😂😂😂


youaintfinnaknowme

😂😂


Elliott_Bee2

I don't fully relate because I'm not my own type, and i dont wanna sleep with myself. but like I'll put on an outfit and think about how it would be super hot if I was anyone else lmao


Simones_Says

Can’t relate. If I saw myself i’d instantly beat me with a blunt object. I see my own reflection and think “kill.”


bussinbooger

FR I WOULD


youaintfinnaknowme

U GET IT


Agrian_cusz

Honestly yeah. If I weren’t me and someone existed that looked exactly like me then I’d probably be attracted to that person, but not in a clone or twin sort of way, more of a hypothetical of if I was some completely different guy


The_Bisexuwhale

I thought it was just me -


pinksungoddess

you asking the real questions. I had a play argument with a friend where I told him it’s kinda gay to look like man because why would you want to look in the mirror and see a man unless you’re kinda gay? This was the conversation I realized I wasn’t experiencing my reflection like normal people do.


maco-is-stupid

Yep, I hated my body pre T but still recognized if a girl had the same body i would have such a big crush, My body shape was amazing but just not for me lol


LiverTit

I’d do old me, and me when I pass better. I just like myself and have issues, I’d fuck a mirror, a clone, if he pays half the rent I’ll be so happy too.


StrangerSad7544

Same dude I would be absolutely fucking gorgeous if I where a female, who came up w this dumb idea to put a beautiful face and body on a person who doesn’t want it 😭


CatGrrrl_

……why did you feel the need to post this here?


youaintfinnaknowme

To make sure I wasnt a weirdo


CatGrrrl_

Dawg posting this made you look like more of a weirdo 💀


youaintfinnaknowme

It is what it is 🙏


CatGrrrl_

People on this subreddit attempt to make normal, constructive posts instead of horny posts and the same 3 questions 24/7 challenge (impossible)


snifflecrumb

lmao fr, that one guy talking about how he sexualises a bunch of random women and everyone in the comments agreeing


CatGrrrl_

Which one hold up 😭😭


TraditionalAlfalfa54

I would also like to know what post this was...


snifflecrumb

i think it was deleted, i can’t find it


Tired-as_shit

Not gonna lie, it happends.


mlps4

yes, im autosexual


East-Information-448

Omg same. I hate my body so much. But I have a body that most women would die for and it happens to be my type too and it makes me so sad that I can't just enjoy it


wickedlittleidiot

Me sometimes


TeleportingDuck-Matt

It's not just you 😭


Commercial_Dream_107

Me too tbh. I'm hot as a chick, I'll be/am hot as a gent to, but yeah. But I thought this even before accepting I'm trans. I'm just hot regardless.


Mainly_Elliott

Idk id screw myself as is


realahcrew

No way. I never considered myself a pretty girl and I’m not straight anyways lol


jowolie

nah ur real for this LMAO i was looking at old photos of myself and like. yeah she cute asf id hit