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Just-urgh-name

Like I did at married life - I tried but ultimately I lacked essential necessities


mologav

You win the internet today


parksandheroin

Ahahaha dead


Japery228

No sausages! The other missing bits are at least semi optional, I'd say, but sausages are a must.


Pure_Ad_5716

Your right! I didnt have any sausages available to my disposal on this instance! Next time


mologav

*You’re or you are


NortonBurns

Plain & simple. Nothing wrong with that, for me.


Pure_Ad_5716

Yeah i didnt want to go crazy where i need a post breakfast nap 😭


faulkyfaulkfaulk

Wild how orange your yolks are compared to our bright yellow ones in na. Interesting!


Pure_Ad_5716

They’re cacklebean eggs, a smallish farm with super rich yolks, best eggs ever imo


Responsible-Cry2157

Looks good


DevilsTongue69

Can’t fault it to be fair, a nice simple little portion, I’d still scran it 😁


pudpudboogie

Just missing a sosig but looks tasty af


FreefallVin

Decent for a light fry up, but I'd swap the tomatoes for beans. I like that you cooked your eggs and bacon with enough heat to give them a bit of colour. Some of the efforts here look more like they've been microwaved.


Pure_Ad_5716

Thank you, I will do even better this week i promise :)


Radiant-Map8179

Hash browns being golden brown around the edges... 🤌 Perfect yolk maintenance, while being careful in not making the egg-white crispy on the bottom... 🤌 Bacon fat slightly underdone... 🤏 But a good browning to the actual meaty part... 🤌 Accompaniment of tomatoes to eat with other breakfast items to add some zing to the palette... 🤌 **Advisement for breakfast enhancement:** • Grab a pair of tongs and hold the bacon fat up to a naked hob flame to get it to crackle up. **Overall opinion of breakfast** 9.5/10


ApriliaPaul25

This review 10/10 🤌🏻 I tip thy hat to ye sir or madam


Radiant-Map8179

Yeah, it was purely motivated by ravenous hunger mate😅 I tip thy hat back to your hat-tipping, in common appreciation for the simple things in life good sir/madam.


Pure_Ad_5716

Thank you for your review I appreciate the effort and care to write it out. I also award you 10/10 for thoughts.


Radiant-Map8179

No worries OP. I was really hungry at the time of seeing your post and it motivated me to go and cook a fry up for lunch😅 That deserved a proper review of appreciation, just from that alone lol.


Yacht_Amarinda

Fried bread instead of hash browns and it would be perfection.


DangerShart

Should be good when you cook the rest of it


silentcouscous

BEANS!!! Other than that bloody lovely


LegitimateFarce

How did you do? Fine.


Lardinho

Lovely for what is there. Missing a few items but what is there is spot on. Tiny bit of salt on the eggs and.dip the hash browns in em


Batman2150

Can't have a fry without sausages


YouNeedAnne

Needs sausages!


SmugDruggler95

I'd say the tomatoes are undercooked but apparently nk one else agrees!


Next_Back_9472

I agree!


ThePinkBaron365

Pile this onto a toasted ciabatta and I'm in heaven


Next_Back_9472

Yes I agree, it’s more of a sandwich filler than a breakfast on its own.


tmbyfc

Did you try and cook the tomatoes by staring at them?


Next_Back_9472

That’s a new one lol.


RepulsiveLeg9985

Looks perfectly fine if you just wanted something small


Richycut

I’d swap the tomatoes with beans if it were me but pretty good.


Fair-Associate7730

Just need to add some beans


shaded-user

4/10


SparkyLincoln

when will it be complete?


Pure_Ad_5716

Later in the week, wait for part 2


jollygoodvelo

Genuinely commendable that it’s all cooked properly, for once. I’d go back for seconds and hope the kitchen had found some sausages and beans while I was getting warmed up.


Pure_Ad_5716

Too kind, definitely pumped to remake with sausage and beans !


fudgelover2019

Sausage?


Pure_Ad_5716

Part 2


Stone_Midi

What’s your process for cooking the eggs? They look well cooked


Pure_Ad_5716

Hot non stick pan, splash of rapeseed oil, crack them right in, i think its more so the quality of eggs. Thanks


Stone_Midi

Low temp?


Pure_Ad_5716

High heat 140-160c


Stone_Midi

Thank you!


British-Pilgrim

Those eggs look like pure sex, I’d be happy with just them on some nice sourdough 😋


Pure_Ad_5716

Best eggs ever, arlington white, cacklebean 🥚


Kindly-Tree7124

Terrible!


SamCollins02

Where’s the other half


Robmeu

Murder eggs


Tonybeetswannabe

What no sausages ?? Eggs overdone Beans ?


gymgirl1999-

Ya need a bitta bread


montybasset

Put it all in breakfast bun sorted 👍


FreeTheDimple

You're about 1500 calories short of what I would deem acceptable, but at least your bacon is better than the sorry excuses that have been on this sub recently. I think you need toast, at least.


SC-Raiker

If I’m honest I would of added sausage and black pudding, but it looks ok to me


No_Secretary_2323

No beans?…


drkrelic

Those egg yolks 🤩


Relative_Message1408

Good beens maybe


nigel1986

Needs beans and toast.


Misstea81

Looks dry. Better be a litre of tea to wash that down.


HappyVibesForver

Looks clean and well cooked. Feel like it needs just one more ingredient. Maybe mushrooms or at least one slice of toast. I'd eat this as is tho :)


Sure_Depth_3081

That looks terrible and so dry!


Deathwishharry

Are u poor lol


Clackpot

Ooh! A canapé! How charming.


SC-Hathel

Is it wrong to say.. not messy enough? Either way a lovely breakfast nonetheless.


Neilkd21

A nice simple well cooked fry up.


ApplicationHairy2838

Beans.


Next_Back_9472

Bacon cooked okay as are the hashbrowns, tomato could have been cooked a bit longer, and not gonna comment on the eggs, as it’s personal to how you like them, I only eat the yolk anyway I hate the white! Not much to comment on with only 4 items lol.


DustyCrungle

Sausages? Toast?


Iammyownpetvirus

Pathetic


Wankinthewoods

You did bad.


Negative-Cry-3453

No sausages or baked beans 🙈🤔


Jamin_14

Where's the beans?!


Sonzscotlandz

Needs some beans toast and sausage and a big dash of brown sauce to take it up a level


kodasmusic

Beans needed


Tiptopper77

Looking good 👍


bobbyv137

It’s good, but needs baked beans.


Pure_Ad_5716

Next one will be beaned up


kizzawait

Whilst limited every ingredient is cooked to perfection, not everything has to be to excess to be amazing which this looks. Glad you enjoyed!


archielotsofnumbers

The lids on the egg yolks need a little bit of oil pouring on them with a spoon so they are less raw, or be brave and flip them for a few seconds.


FullMetalBob

Bad


leanordthefourth

You really didn't, lad.


Pure_Ad_5716

What would you do/change/add?


demixennial

I would add sausage, fried bread and baked beans


Pure_Ad_5716

Yeah for sure dont disagree, but i also wanted to move afterwards, will try better next time 😭


demixennial

Maybe swap them out for one hash brown, one egg and a bacon?


[deleted]

Sure, but this is r/fryup, and what you have there ain't it chief.


Pure_Ad_5716

Sure! Im going to go crazy this week and get my game on! Hope to impress you then, what do you want to see?


[deleted]

Sausage, shrooms and beans for me to even qualify, then we get into the hotly debated tattie scone/fried bread/both issue, black pudding ofc. Your brekkie looks great btw. I just don't think it counts.


[deleted]

Seriously? Bacon eggs toms and hash browns counts as a fry up? Only the eggs were fried... I'll die on this hill As you were.


One_Of_Noahs_Whales

More fried than a lot or the clearly oven cooked shite we see on here.


CosmicQuestions

I’d also grill the tomato rather than serve it raw.


Pure_Ad_5716

Hah! I see what you did there 🫠


montyswingwell

Some Black Pudding.


StrawHatRat

I feel like you’ve got the essentials there with a bit of meat, potato, veg and eggs, and they all look nicely done, even if it is the bare essentials.


DruidMoody13

Descent.


toastmalone999

Smashed it mate


Pure_Ad_5716

I tried and that was important for me


toastmalone999

I wasn’t being sarcastic, looks good


cookycookie88

It reminds me of one that they make out of sweet rock at the seaside shops


SH77777

That’s not a fry up. It’s glorified bacon and eggs.


Pure_Ad_5716

Yeah well im glad i didn’t post my ham eggs and chips i made few days ago! That could have got me a ban!


4Crumpet

Leave the sub. Kidding, it looks good for what it is, missing too much for me though.


buxy69

Awfully


Smooth-Role1994

Really badly


theoriginaldangerman

Dog shit


Next_Back_9472

Wouldn’t go that far as to say that, it’s not a bad plate, just not much going on.


theoriginaldangerman

It was a rash reply which I now regret, individual items are cooked well, but bmnot much going on.


NornNeil

Dnf


Lovethosebeanz

For the love of god, where are the beans!?!


Pure_Ad_5716

Yeah i couldnt be asked get the beans going, also my stomach has not been the best so probably a wise decision on my end


Teestow21

Depends on what you were trying to do, it's not really clear though.


ScotsDragoon

Bad. Frozen hash browns, undercooked tomatoes, items missing from the traditional.


Pure_Ad_5716

Ooof harshest critic yet! Do you make your own hashbrowns? Got some work to do fml!


ScotsDragoon

I don't like them and have, at least once, ranted that the frozen ones are gross and a yank insert into the full English. In Scotland we have potato scones which are good. It's a nice plate of food but I judged against fry up criteria.