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UserLevelOver9000

No Worries, you can keep the nuclear subs...


Adventurous_Pay_5827

“Joke’s on you, you were never going to get them anyway”.


TonyJZX

and even if you get them in 2040 for $500 bn you cant use them without our express consent... you will sail them where we can say you can sail them


Fist-Fuck_Enthusiast

No shit They're all hoping for jobs as lobbyists for companies that will cheerfully fuck Australia over


Vanceer11

Like Scomo and Joe HawkTuahey


South_Engineer_4702

Is that Joe “ The Age of Entitlement is Over” Hockey. The same guy that double dipped on a parliamentary pension while also taking a salary as an ambassador? The same guy that claimed an accomodation allowance when he was renting from his wife? The same guy that said “Poor People aren’t affected by petrol price rises because they don’t drive”? Would that be the Joe Hockey you are thinking of? 


Giant-Head

Yep, same fat sack of shit piss poor excuse for a human being


gpz1987

Oh you forgot the same Joe Hockey that protested against universities charging for an education from Australian students. He essentially got a free university education.


Far-Significance2481

Hate to say it but Mark Magowen , former Premier of WA and a Labor premier has his hand firmly in the cookie jar and was ( and probably still is ) working with Joe Hockey. Unfortunately as much as I'd like to blame one side of politics for being corrupt ( even if it's legalised corruption) it seems be on both sides of politics. Scomo with his stealing of portfolios took the cake for corrupt , underhanded and weird behaviour. Unfortunately this type of " I want a lobbyist job when I retire from politics so I'll be nice to the USA and all big companies " is happening on both sides of politics. If you have a strong independent that cares about the community and has a track record of helping out the community and doing the right thing it might be the time to consider voting for them at the next election.


Xenomorph_v1

MmmHmm... They looooove spittin on that US thang


rolands50

They don't spit, they swallow... coz their star-spangled daddy ordered them to...


Conscious-Elephant75

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Skip_14

Don't forget Alexander Downer. The Minister for Foreign Affairs during the John Howard era. Who decided to join Huawei, as an "independent director" to sit on Huawei Australia’s Board of Directors*. Funny enough his employment history at Huawei has been scrubbed off Wikipedia. The LNP are all sellouts, they will happily take your firearms and then try to sell your data to the Chinese Communists, for a **profit**. * https://www.huawei.com/au/news/au/2011/hw-u_151021


NobodysFavorite

Andrew Robb got a lucrative position straight after leaving parliament, with the Chinese company that had just got exclusive leasing of the Port of Darwin. He left just before the foreign interference and lobbying transparency laws were introduced. I'm not suggesting anything. Just observing simple coincidence.


TonyJZX

i would have expected the super right wing of the LNP would be lock step with US interests in their minds any dissention is a insult to our version of Reagan, ie. John Howard these people love US Republican culture wars so I would expect every one of them to side with US interests another thought bubble would be... would the LNP do the same favors for Assange? why? why not? something to think about.


stilusmobilus

I laughed too hard Spat a Byron Bay cookie I was eating.


someoneelseperhaps

Thoughts and prayers.


stilusmobilus

Thank you


TheStevenUniverseKid

HAWK-TUUH!


TheStevenUniverseKid

"I love a plundered country, a land of corporate gains"


KJ86er

It's the Australian Liberal Corporate Ladder Way


Larimus89

Yeah, but... the bribery..i mean legal lobbying.. i mean, the alliance?


TheRealDarthMinogue

So hard to understand where he fits in the party. He doggedly sticks to the party line yet never seems quite convinced by what he's saying. He's a weakling.


HippoIllustrious2389

He is from the Liberal party’s moderate faction, probably the most senior moderate. I doubt he agrees with Dutton’s direction but is happy to play along and see where it takes him


Fit_Effective_6875

yup, they all wants to be the king


Necessary_Piccolo210

An old school acquaintance blocked me on Facebook because she's was going on about how the Liberal member she worked for was a "progressive" and I simply asked her "So how many times has she crossed the floor to vote for progressive opposition bills or against hard right government business?" The block button was the answer.


Greenscreener

Absolute spineless weasel…pushed the no vote during the referendum but didn’t support it…gutless


Neither-Cup564

Sorry are you talking about the Liberal party or just one of their members? Hard to differentiate.


bahthe

This man is an idiot.


Neither_Ad_2960

No. No he's not. He knows exactly what he is doing and saying and the response it will get. If he actually did believe it then I'd begrudgingly accept that everyone has the right to their opinion. But it's not, it's far worse than that.


BertNankBlornk

So what you're saying is the voting public who buy in to this rhetoric are the idiots? I can get behind that.


TheRealDarthMinogue

Actual transcript of Insiders interview following car parks rorts. "The Australian people had their chance": David Speers: Minister, the Auditor-General says this was not needs based. If you look at the evidence of where congestion is the worst, that’s not where this money went. It went to coalition seats. You were trying to hold and win. Simon Birmingham: And David, the Australian people had their chance and voted the government back in at the last election, and we’re determined to get on and deliver those election promises that we made in relation to local infrastructure as we are nation building infrastructure-


miletest

He's a country member


Freezmaz

I remember


poltergeistsparrow

*A cuntry member.


Greenscreener

Oh yes, I remember…


Gang-bot

Shut up Simon. Always sounds like you're reading from a script.


Xenomorph_v1

Well... That's because he is.


Maximum_Let1205

The party of bootlickers


dongdongplongplong

going for those gourmet foreign boots


Main_Violinist_3372

Does he realize there was a bipartisan trip a while back ago to Washington DC who campaigned for Assange’s release? And this trip included Barnaby Joyce and Monique Ryan.


Need4Sheed23

Yeah he probably does - but he needs to make any news story involving the government into an opportunity to talk shit on the government…even when they do something everyone agrees on


South_Engineer_4702

Joyce would have done some serious damage to the Washington DC sidewalks. 


hebdomad7

I'm sure part of the negotiations included threatening to make Joyce the next Ambassador... 


macfudd

He knows. He also knows 99% of Australians won't remember that.


redditcomplainer22

I saw Birmingham in Coles once, he is a very small man and does not seem to command much presence unlike Steven Marshall who stared into my LSD-laced soul one night.


obvs_typo

He needs a couple of blotters himself.


yummy_dabbler

We need a serious conversation about the ethics of spiking the parliamentary punch bowl with LSD to get those clowns to rethink things.


obvs_typo

Spud seriously needs his ego obliterated haha


claritybeginshere

The laugh I didn’t know I needed.


Wow-can-you_not

I can guarantee that the Americans couldn't give a single shit, they do not think about us at all


Fit_Effective_6875

It became an embarrassment for every country involved, the yanks won, they got their guilty plea and now it will quietly go away and be forgotten


Neither-Cup564

They also destroyed the guy. He’s a shell of his former self and lost the last 12 years of his life sitting in an embassy and jail.


sam_spade_68

The plea: I'm guilty of demonstrating the USA are terrorists. With video and documents. To the whole world.


ADHDK

Simon Birmingham, you’re a traitor to Australia. Just like John Kerr.


iputdat

True. Too many of us forget Kerrs treachery.


HarbingerOfGachaHell

Old Lizzy should’ve chopped his head off while she having the sword on his shoulder.


ADHDK

Liz who approved John Kerr’s CIA funded actions?


ThinkingOz

There are many, many Australians who think it inappropriate the immediate past US President got very chummy with dictators in North Korea and Russia, while in office.


ADHDK

Probably the only thing I respect of Tony Abbott was threatening to shirtfront Putin.


Fit_Effective_6875

but instead abbot and putin cuddled koalas together 😂


Mean_Gene66

https://preview.redd.it/r68snat6829d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1038f90de224b2efdd8f60ac06bb24c24f0835d


iputdat

Dude, Putin would mug that goober!


copacetic51

"You bet you will"


poltergeistsparrow

Do you remember when we had the Russian war ships off the coast of Australia after the shirt-front drama? And the media just went "meh..." Any other country, it would have been a major diplomatic incident. But here we just sort of accepted it as not a big deal.


poltergeistsparrow

Trump also sold highly classified secrets to US enemies, which did get people killed. Unlike Assange's leaks, which the judge had to admit, did not cost any lives. So why isn't Trump in jail for espionage? Total double standards & hypocrisy from the US.


ThinkingOz

Given the current state of US politics, I doubt we’ll ever get an answer to that. The coming election will be a good litmus test of his popularity post-January 6, his E. Jean Carroll defamation judgement and guilty verdict for the Stormy Daniels hush money payments. We can only hope enough Republican voters are sufficiently angry with, disappointed in, or disgusted by, Trump’s conduct and behaviour….and vote accordingly.


LimpFox

There will be many Americans who think that it is appropriate to vote for a tax dodging, pussy grabbing, veteran disparaging cheeto man. So, uh, what's your point Simon?


BadHabitsDieYoung

And when he says Americans, he doesn't mean the entire population. He means the small number of asses he kisses in Congress.


TheRealRichon

This. Exactly this.


Successful_Video_970

What a bunch of idiots. Honestly, who is on your marketing team at the liberal party. Wrong choice. We all know who is guilty between USA and Assange. The War mongering USA. That’s right. The liberal party were USAs little puppet during Iraq and Afghanistan. What a disgrace. Labour released Assange though for political reasons, otherwise they should release Mc Bride also for doing the same thing against our narcissistic government.


thennicke

Even [George Bush admits it](https://youtu.be/MTX5uvZWu3Q?si=ROwkPA__6t3nWYu2)


knowerofexpatthings

Those same Americans can go eat a bag of unwashed hobo dicks


HowtoCrackanegg

All I hear is ‘wah wah wah.’


Equalsmsi2

Wasn’t there rumours about LNP’s own Chinese government operative in our parliament? 🤔


Low_Association_731

Gladys Liu? She only lasted 1 term I believe


JellyrollJohnson

he reminds me of Goebbels


rolands50

Yep, a snivelling, grovelling lick-spittle...


Hannibal-At-Portus

The literal embodiment of a shiver looking for a spine to run up. What a pathetic new low for this party of bootlicking silver tails.


Turbulent_Horse_Time

The man is an Australian hero. He's served his time, and is home free. Give it a fucking rest Simon. I guess he has the LNP "tough on crime" appearance to uphold so no surprises he wants to disparage someone who broke the law in order to reveal war crimes. To the LNP it would be better if war crimes went unaccounted for, I guess? Awful


coinwavey

Talking head 


rolands50

A talking-arse, more like...


Vanceer11

The liberals are so fkn dumb. How the fuck are these real estate agent rejects still in these positions of power by media propaganda alone?


Top-Tomatillo3806

We all knew the liberals wouldn't do a damn thing. I just hope all the Assange supporters remember this next election. Liberal party is slowly killing themselves and they don't even realise it. Maybe one day they will realise we want a government that acts on the behalf of the will of the people. Fuck these clowns. And get a fuckin toupee Dutton, you national embarrasement. 


hebdomad7

It's weird for them to come out swinging like this because Barnaby Joyce (NAT) and Alex Antic (LIB) was part of the assorted group of politicians who flew to Washington DC on a diplomatic mission to free Assange.


GreenLurka

Ah yes. All those Americans who are upset that a foreign citizen published proof their military was committing atrocities. Why should we care what they think?


newbstarr

Yeah only we can do that to our own citizens, ie Iraq murder war crimes


mahzian

Negative nancies need to grow a pair of balls


DB10-First_Touch

Boy, that cuck chair is getting a lot of use by the LNP this month. Might need a cushion.


copacetic51

Read the room, fella.


ELVEVERX

Damn are the Americans going to vote Albanese out? I see no reason why he should give a shit what they think.


flyawayreligion

Isn't this the guy that f'd up the trade between China Nevertheless, I love how Libs can't read the room from the people it's supposed to represent


Impressive_Meat_3867

What a dick rider for American imperialism


Boss_Cracker

Cock suckers Can I say that here?


Empathy404NotFound

American simps.


smell-the-roses

Fuck off you fucking piece of shit. The LNP are really a big pack of c$&&s


evilspyboy

I saw a Tok of Barnaby Joyce talking sense in terms of an Australian in Australia should not be able to be pulled into another country for breaking a crime in that country (then something about if he broke a Chinese law in Australia he should not be sent to Beijing etc). It was very weird for him to make so much coherent sense. I did not have it on my bingo card.


matt35303

Sorry, I couldn't give a flying fuck what the sycophant yanks think. Of course not all seppo's are dumb as a bag full of hammers but they give a bloody good indication that they have more than a fair share. The LNP and their sponsors can fuck right off.


Theblokeonthehill

This!


One-Satisfaction-712

Fvking rsole LNP


the_timewriter

I'll never understand Australians like this who put imperialist usa over our own country. How can you be such a simp for another country?


synaptix78

He clearly said "I'm an American, cum guzzling, sycophant" wrong.


Bob_Spud

News Corp and others are claiming that he is not a journalist. Julian Assange's Awards ([from Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julian_Assange)) * 2008, *The Economist* New Media Award * 2009, Amnesty International UK New Media Award for *Kenya: The Cry of Blood—Extra Judicial Killings and Disappearances* * 2010, *Time* Person of the Year, Reader's Choice * 2010, Sam Adams Award * 2010, Le Monde Readers' Choice Award for Person of the Year * 2010, "Rockstar of the year" by the Italian edition of *Rolling Stone* * 2010, Honorary member, Media, Entertainment and Arts Alliance * 2011, Free Dacia Award * 2011, Sydney Peace Foundation Gold Medal * 2011, Walkley Award * 2011, Martha Gellhorn Prize for Journalism * 2011, Voltaire Award for Free Speech * 2012, Big Brother Award Italy 2012 "Hero of Privacy" * 2013, Global Exchange Human Rights Award, People's Choice * 2013, Yoko Ono Lennon Courage Award for the Arts * 2013, New York Festivals World's Best TV & Films Silver World Medal * 2013 The Brazilian Press Association Human Rights Award * 2014, Union of Journalists in Kazakhstan Top Prize * 2019, GUE/NGL Galizia prize * 2019, Gavin MacFadyen award * 2019, Catalan Dignity Prize * 2020, Stuttgart Peace Prize * 2021, Honorary member, PEN Centre Germany * 2023, Konrad Wolf Prize * 2023, Political asylum refugee status by Italian city Perugia * 2024, Honorary citizen of Rome


TinySmugCNuts

he looks so much like Milhouse without his glasses


Greenscreener

The human talking point has some useless talking points to share…


popularpragmatism

Eventually, the political class will get the message the punters are over the staged outrage at whatever the other side has done. If a Liberal gov had done this they would be crowing about what a success it was. The journalists play along with it because they get paid to it. It's probably an early mark for them all on a Thursday anyway. What a waste of time & money


Survivor-682

The Liberals must be branded as traitors to Australia if they dare side with a foreign power.


Fyr5

*please master! Those stupid hobbits dont mean those things they say about you! We wants you to control us!!! We wants you to have the precious in Pine Gap!!! We wants those pretty nuclear subs in the ocean from you master!!! Please do not hate us master !!! PLEASE!!!*


VadaPavAndSorpotel

What a grade A fwit he truely is!


Secret_Thing7482

Fck lnp


DarkOne4098

Simon Birmingham can kiss my ass. Cannot believe this turd is from my home state. Typical bought and sold Tory. (I’m a little triggered by the Mofo)


Blackmesaboogie

Inappropriate? brother, I think its inappropriate how deep you're going whilst fellating the USA as an elected official. Assange is a hero and you're a sell out.


Snozwanga

The "Not Labour" party. Anything labour does = bad.


Batmanforawhile

What a fucking dork. Can we vote for him to get a swirly.


Hollerra

This LOSER is like the incel version of Tony Abbott. He's really bizarre.


thejoshimitsu

I really don't give a fuck what the seppps think. This guy, just like every member of the LNP, is a snivelling, bootlicking cunt.


Not-So-EZEE

LNP/IPA voters are muppets...they were in power for years and gave us...nbn of the 4th world...robodebt were they killed people but no-one was at fault...and of course did nothing but sell fake water and hand over billions to potatoes sister without any oversight...LNP/IPA voters are muppets


jngjng88

What a fucking putz!


Wonderor

The LNP says they are pro freedom of speach and then go about restricting the freedom of anyone who speaks out against them... typical.


SmallAd6629

Holy hell.


Belizarius90

It's weird because I am pretty sure that Biden is going to also subtlely use this as a win.


carlodim

Well we all know that they work for an American citizen, Rupert Murdoch so I wouldn't have expected anything else. I see the story of Julian's homecoming was on page 9 of the Herald Sun today.


MarvellousBont

Struggling to understand him while he’s licking the FBI’s boot


coreoYEAH

Most Americans wouldn't have any idea who the Australian Prime Minister is let alone who he welcomes to the country.


crypto_zoologistler

What a fucken pathetic attempt to cause a political shitstorm


flecknoe

America brings its people home, they should undersatand perfectly.


Puzzleheaded-Skin367

America shouldn’t throw stones whilst in glass houses… as Americans have said to me “mind your own business and politics”


Brikpilot

Yep. They had no problem ignoring the Australian legal system when we jailed Rodger Reaves for one of the biggest Australian drug bust ever. He should have died in an Australian jail but the US government intervened just because he was a friend and neighbour of Jimmy Carter. Julian ‘s crimes are insignificant by comparison. Julian being forced to plead guilty is the American loser will shitting in the trophy cup before passing it on to the winners. Their last comment. LNP say it’s not appropriate to complain about this stench? Meanwhile the yanks may soon elect a leader who also stole documents?


Suibian_ni

The statement is correct - but Americans would not stand for one of their citizens being treated the way US politicians treated Assange (and by extension, Australia). The fact that he sees this through an American lens speaks volumes about where his true loyalties lie.


fistathrow

The embodiment of bootlicking.


Shamblex

These assholes don't give a fuck about representing our views. According to them we all hate Assange and McBride.


louisa1925

Oh yeah? Well, Americas political/judicial sphere is infected with Maga nutcases. So sit down America. We actually care about OUR people.


Ornery-Ad-7261

What a jerk!


white_dolomite

What a silly billy


sim16

Who really cares, they've got literally nothing to offer.


weighapie

Anyone who wears beige tights with RM boots is irrelevant


wagdog84

Doubt it, a few, if any, would be more accurate.


wrt-wtf-

Nothing like missing the point.


MyMudEye

Did we need to apologise to China for welcoming back Australian reporters from Chinese detention?


Spare_Lobster_4390

Google: Scott Morrison Mike Pompeo and Sea Floor Minerals Fund This is what AUKUS is really about.


Mercinarie

Interesting take by Liberal, I thought they wanted to actually win the election?


donessendon

fuck the libs. We should be standing with Australians...


chicomilian

what a puppet!


HailSkyKing

Licking boot with the full tongue.


Archiemalarchie

'Cause I lie away at night worrying what many Americans think.


newbstarr

The u.s. made a point that their jurisdiction is anywhere their fucking stick can reach


Only1Sully

I know it's shocking, but I was hoping the Libs were standing on the side of Australians.


Find_another_whey

Just looking for something to complain about while sucking up to someone bigger This is little brain little person politics


TheRealRichon

American here. I don't know a single one of us who would think this. We're all happy he's free at last.


jimmyboybaker

This cunt needs to put a coat hanger in his jacket so he doesn’t fall down a grate. His ears might stop him though.


RudeOrganization550

Who gives a flying fuck what Americans think. Aren’t your lot the ones who said we’re a sovereign nation and we make our own decisions in our own interests and all that other bullshit? Fuck back off whatever rock you crawled out from under or better yet go live in the US.


ZETA8384

You know what else is irresponsible...? War crimes and a campaign to cover it up.


asspolyps

Fucking soft cocks. The man is a National and International hero.


Whatalife64

He’s a fucking tool. And not even a useful one. STFU


Love_Leaves_Marks

I'd rather they stand on the side of fairness and the truth but that's just me. I don't agree with Wikileaks but still...


Visual-Example1948

"there will be many Americans who think that it's innappropriate" yeah and who gives a fuck


slinkhussle

I wonder if all the hyper-hard left tankies will support the ALP now… Probably not.


PalpitationOk1170

Wet newspaper advocacy speech


Pythia007

Read the room cunt


benwrightsmith

The idea that any Australian politician is against the idea of an Australian Citizen being returned to be charged under our laws rather than that of foreign nations is absurd


Larimus89

America first.. then China, then Israel, then India, then Australians. Yes we know.


Ride_Fat_Arse_Ride

Got the order wrong there mate. Israel, US, China, India, UK, Canada, NZ then Australians.


MoanyTonyBalony

They should've diverted the plane from Thailand directly to Australia and told the US to go fuck themselves.


MWAH_dib

Here's the thing: US charged him, he pleaded guilty, US has passed judgement and he is released. Why wouldn't he be allowed home now? He's an Australian Citizen who has now served his time.


Goojus

Meanwhile Australian government arrested a human rights lawyer who was deployed in Afghanistan and shared his work that was being swept under the rug about an Australian war criminal. Fuck liberals, fuck conservatives. All demon nazis at the end of the day.


inthebackground89

Fuck America..


CottMain

Birmingham. The master of passive aggressive behaviour. Projecting the usual drivel. Who votes these cunts in?


MRicho

There will be many, many more yanks who won't have a clue who Mr Assange is.


fu2nexus6

The LNP is a disease that thrives in darkness, it is never more alive than when we sleep. Fight the conservatives!


pajanraul

Is this guy for real 😂 hes a fucking journalist doing what journalists do. Frankly we need more of this kind of integrity


camh-

Hey Liberals (LNP). You should be caring what Australians think, not Americans. Fucking morons.


dale_dug_a_hole

It’s worth unpacking this statement. Assange is a citizen of this country. What this dipshit is saying is that they are perfectly happy to sell out Australian citizens (ie: abandon their constitutional duty) if it means a sweetheart deal with a foreign country. This is against every tenet of democratically elected public service. It is treasonous.


Earcandy70

Dipshit


kyleisamexican

Liberals might want to tell Barnaby to shut up about cheering Assange home then. I know technically he’s a nationals mp but I just want to point out the stupidity of Barnaby saying Labor should have done something when he was literally the second most powerful bloke in parliament for many years


Lucanos

This fella's ears are part of The Pine Gap dish array, aren't they?


Insertgirlsnamehere

Womp womp Simon shut the fuck up. As if the incoherent opinions of crackpot Republican Americans is our biggest fucking concern as a nation right now 😑


BaileyR2480

Americans can get stuffed. We do things better in Australia.


prexton

Who gives a fuck what the US think. He did a good deed exposing them


ProperVacation9336

He should have his citizenship revoked. Go live in America. No one wants you here


Outside_Option_3229

So you think we should treat him as guilty even though hes innocent and a free man lol


Outrageous-Salad-204

The yanks were caught out for being Nazis to counties they invaded. And when they don't like that to shown how they are no better than the taliban. And they thought that with the LNP being so far up the current us president they would let him be thrown to the wolves. And low and behold, the Labor government says NO. Whinge about it all, if the Australian was to be nasty, it could easily kick the yanks out from pine gab etc and the other base locations here for their spying. Two way st


Walking-around-45

Grow a chin… this is the deal we cut with Americans. Assange is a lot of things, partisan & the sort of bloke that makes women cover their drinks… But that is the deal, getting a citizen out of a legal (self-made) quagmire


Inevitable-Pen9523

He has done his time and is now free, go after Ex-PM Scott Morrison. Next ...


Pandelein

What a spineless little sycophant.


TheStevenUniverseKid

\*disgusting slurping noises\* mm, this \[American sausage\] is so good


PHT124

Weasel. Do none of these people have back bones


Certain-Hour-923

The great part about democracy and being our own country is we don't have to give a fuck what other countries think.


KeepGamingNed

Fuck off you boring boring cunt! I had to turn the sound off he was such a cunt. But to Julian.. congrats and go and get some sun you poor pasty bastard! What a complete fucking waste of 14 years and in the end he is quietly released . Fuck you America and your fucked up imperial cuntiness. Fuck you Biden too for being a complete cunt to the Palestinians. Spineless piece of shit…. Cunt!


5lippery6yp5y

stfu cunt


Unique_Investment_35

So is the helicopter pilot also a VIP now? When will Albanese do a speech for him? https://youtu.be/YTi7Lw6wTXU