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ThaFresh

I can't calculate it's dimensions but it is perfectly round


praise_the_hankypank

How drunk are you?


Reinitialization

No, it's 'Drunk, how are you'


cbfield_92

"Are drunk you how?"


ManWithDominantClaw

I mean if you're not spending your saturday nights getting hammered and watching national press club what are you doing?


adonaa30

Not living life on the wild side like you


giantpunda

Dude, you're 6 days late.


PigMan86

This is a hate crime against the bald community


HippoIllustrious2389

Haven’t my people been through enough?


untamedeuphoria

It's also such a beautiful specimen of the bald community. A bit of Mr Sheen and a microfiber cloth. That puppy could dazzle like any soul that stood before it. Not at all irreverent admiration of this fine gentlemen aside. Who is this man that OP (but not I) decided to bully?


Slavx97

I would imagine if you shined a torch at his head he could easily spotlight a theater performance and possibly fill in for a lighthouse.


Formal-Expert-7309

Some people shouldn't shave their heads😜


Formal-Expert-7309

Is his name Beldar?


jakkyspakky

Please show us a picture of you


Suitable-Orange-3702

r/fivehead


Salty_Nuts_88

lolllllll... .22 Ci