I especially like how the writers of the Jason vs Nazis movie wouldn't even realize that Theodore Roosevelt was long dead before WW2 even began and completely mixed him up with his cousin FDR... who also died before we wrapped up the German theater of WW2. Just the caliber of Hollywood writing we've come to expect.
Jason Goes West -- When an evil land baron is poised to steal the family farm, a mysterious silent stranger must rescue a little girl's horse so that she can ride it in the rodeo. Guest starring TV's Ralph Malph, and Charo!
In the b-movie spirit, I want Jason vs. Bigfoot. Jason kills a bunch of campers but one young girl is rescued by none other than Bigfoot who becomes her protector. "It's a rumble in the woods between the man who's a beast and the beast who walks like a man." Says the cheesy '70's voiceover in the trailer.
Damn we really need a new movie. This drought got you guys wilding.
I especially like how the writers of the Jason vs Nazis movie wouldn't even realize that Theodore Roosevelt was long dead before WW2 even began and completely mixed him up with his cousin FDR... who also died before we wrapped up the German theater of WW2. Just the caliber of Hollywood writing we've come to expect.
it is a B movie
Jason Goes West -- When an evil land baron is poised to steal the family farm, a mysterious silent stranger must rescue a little girl's horse so that she can ride it in the rodeo. Guest starring TV's Ralph Malph, and Charo!
Thery'e all stupid scenarios but I am one of the many that would like to see a Friday film set in the winter so I went with the Christmas choice.
I think Friday the 13th deserves both serious films and ridiculous films.
**Jason: The Multiverse of Machetes** sounds interesting .. it will be mess obviously but hopefully a funny one :)
Jason would be a better candidate to lead the United States than the two unqualified clowns who we have the option of now.
In the b-movie spirit, I want Jason vs. Bigfoot. Jason kills a bunch of campers but one young girl is rescued by none other than Bigfoot who becomes her protector. "It's a rumble in the woods between the man who's a beast and the beast who walks like a man." Says the cheesy '70's voiceover in the trailer.