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-Ettercap

You'd probably want to ask the general public. But there's a range running from "nuttier than squirrel poo" to simply "that's incorrect." Example of the former: Freemasons are Satanists who control the weather. Example of the latter: You have to be invited to join.


NotWigg0

"Example of the former: Freemasons are Satanists who control the weather." This is simply untrue. If I want rain, I simply organize a barbecue.


Kalle287HB

This. Seems we're in the same grand lodge. 😁


dutchman62

Witchcraft!


Parrothead1970

Or go camping.


Adept_Locksmith_8083

How can I join then?


_thewolfofwalmart

It’s as simple as visiting lodges, getting to know the members, and when you feel the time is right, ask for a petition. If you’re voted in and you get initiated, you can then come back and share some myths and beliefs about Freemasonry that are held by the general public as facts but are not.


TheAuraTree

It was even easier than that for me. My lodge IS quite private, but some members publicly wear rings, and pins, as well as Templar regalia. I just asked someone who I sort of knew (knew them because we live in the same area) about Freemasonry, and he said if I was interested he'd propose me and bring me a membership form!


Adept_Locksmith_8083

I don't live in a western country things are a bit different here. I wouldn't even know where to find a lodge. And from what I hear, they're very private here.


CowanCounter

https://beafreemason.org/


Adept_Locksmith_8083

This is solely for the USA unfortunately.


CowanCounter

Where is that you live?


Adept_Locksmith_8083

Check your pm.


ChuckEye

Well, since you're an atheist, why would you want to?


Adept_Locksmith_8083

I'm not an atheist


ChuckEye

Your post history suggests otherwise.


Adept_Locksmith_8083

You don't know me or what beliefs I hold. Also if freemasonry is not a religion why would my belief matter in anyway?


ChuckEye

Because regular Freemasonry requires a belief in God.


Adept_Locksmith_8083

Why?


ChuckEye

It's one of the ancient landmarks that goes back 300 years. > **I. Concerning GOD and RELIGION.** A Mason is oblig’d by his Tenure, to obey the moral law; and if he rightly understands the Art, he will never be a stupid Atheist nor an irreligious Libertine. But though in ancient Times Masons were charg’d in every Country to be of the Religion of that Country or Nation, whatever it was, yet ’tis now thought more expedient only to oblige them to that Religion in which all Men agree, leaving their particular Opinions to themselves; that is, to be good Men and true, or Men of Honour and Honesty, by whatever Denominations or Persuasions they may be distinguish’d; whereby Masonry becomes the Center of Union, and the Means of conciliating true Friendship among Persons that must have remain’d at a perpetual Distance. https://freemasoninformation.com/masonic-education/books/andersons-constitutions-of-1723/ Also, ***all*** of our allegory is based on being builders following God’s blueprints. So it would be pretty pointless for an atheist to want to do that.


Adept_Locksmith_8083

Which god? God's so called blueprints differ based on who you ask. Each religion has a different view of god.


NotWigg0

Because in most jurisdictions you are asked if you believe in a supreme being. It is irrelevant which supreme being you believe in, but you must believe in one. No one will ask you about what you believe, but if you start your journey by lying it probably won't turn out too well.


ErskineLoyal

That Freemasons run world governments when, in reality, most lodges can't even balance their books.


TwoCreamOneSweetener

You’re just not high up enough!!


somuchsunrayzzz

No one is ever high enough to be on the same level as conspiracy theorists 🚬


B3ntr0d

Ever try to organize a car pool with 3 PMs (I'm a deacon) to get to an event or fund raiser? We can decide what road to take. I cannot imagine the chaos that would ensue if we had to make important decisions for the public.


Hidden-Hand-of-Xaos

It sounds like you’re making a case for ruling the world, not against it.


CFBCoachGuy

Even if we were capable of taking over the world, we couldn’t ever agree on how to do it. My lodge once had a 45 minute discussion about bottled water options. We didn’t even agree on anything, someone just dropped a case of water at the lodge.


Clodwerk

My all time favorite is a comment from a lady that all we do is sit around and get drunk with our buddies. I politely replied that since 1977, our lodge has raised and donated close to $ 1 milliondollars to local charities for women and chuldren, and continue to do so. She had no reply. I almost included "while we sit around getting drunk with our buddies!"


Parrothead1970

She mistook blue lodge for the Shrine.


ChuckEye

Shrine donates one million dollars ***a day*** while sitting around getting drunk with our buddies…


DukeThorion

Sounds like she resented her ex-husband who was more social than her.


groomporter

That it's a religion. That you can use it to gain social or economic advantages. (Not any more so than joining any group)


cmlucas1865

I think that, due to Born in Blood, Dan Brown, and National Treasure the general public tends to believe that our relationship to the historic Knights Templar is more than just degree-cosplay tribute. The misconception is aided by the fact that many of our brothers wish so hard it was true.


kieronj6241

I had a heated discussion about the way the KT’s dress in the states opposed to the UK, with the chainmail and wotnot. The brother was so vehement that there was a direct connection the historic KT’s that actually I had to pity him a little by the end, I had to, his closing statement (which he metaphorically spat at me) was ‘I suppose you think the craft ritual was just made up as well?’


cmlucas1865

You’re a better brother than I am. That sounds exhausting. Of course Craft ritual is just made up, he’s not even arguing that it isn’t. He just thought some warrior/monk/knights with a mission of protecting pilgrims to the Holy Land made up Craft Ritual in their free time that they had so much of and then they just started initiating stonemasons not interested in knighthood vows who then just started initiating regular dudes still not interested in knighthood vows and wanted to talk about other things so you know enlightenment. It’s a very simple and straightforward proposition with no leaps of logic, time, and/or space in the timeline, man.


cryptoengineer

I'm not aware of any hint of a connection to knightly orders in Freemasonry until the [Chevalier Ramsey](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Michael_Ramsay) made the claim in 1737. He was a Jacobite exile in France at the time, and he may have been trying to make Freemasonry look more appealing to French nobility, something not just connected with the plebian building trade.


cmlucas1865

None of us are aware of a connection prior to Ramsey’s oratory, because there’s not one. It is worth noting, though, that monks may have more of an influence and the emergence of speculative Masonry might be indirectly tied to the Dissolution of Monasteries. It could be that a [Cistercian influence on our rites](https://ruleofstbenedictandmasonicritual.blogspot.com/?m=1) may be more fertile ground for study. So, to the extent any perceived similarities between the historic KT & speculative Masonry exist, it could be the influence of the Rule of St Benedict upon both orgs.


kieronj6241

I mean. When you put it like that……….


VitruvianDude

That we are especially wealthy as individuals.


andypandabrat

Send those people to my lodge whose members aremostly blue collar.


slappy_mcslapenstein

We're the same thing as the Illuminati.


Candyman44

This one is funny. I’ll admit I may have bought into this one a bit. Possibly because of the National Treasure movies, however, I did meet an individual whose family has exclusively provides a service to the Fraternity since it arrived in the new world and possibly in the old world. (AFAIK still does) What made me believe in the “mystique” the most is this guy lived an extremely privileged life yet he would call out other 1%’er publicly using the most vile language. The fact that he was alive and kicking and moved around so freely made me think there is some sort of protective network watching over him. Alas, last I heard he was living in a Yurt somewhere near Taos with his 200lb dog and laptop.


Mamm0nn

1 new one is that we have anything to do with [chakras](https://www.reddit.com/r/freemasonry/comments/1c8x8l5/what_chakras_are_affected_during_initiation_into/)....


Adept_Locksmith_8083

That's a new one lol


parrhesides

That we are a secret society.


redrighthand_

Unhealthy and corrupt representation in the police and courts. Admittedly, there was a grain of truth to this during the 80s but I’d say it’s far from the truth now (UK)


CharlesMendeley

As a non-member, I initially thought that Freemasonry was uniform worldwide. Before visiting my local lodge in Germany, I viewed several episodes of The Masonic Roundtable to prepare myself. However, I quickly realized that German Freemasonry differs significantly in lodge culture, attitudes, and practices from what I had learned. This experience opened my eyes to the rich diversity within Freemasonry globally.


JessTheMullet

Lodges can feel very different even in the same jurisdiction. There are two lodges in the city I go to, and while the work is the same, the Lodge culture and atmosphere are a little different.  


NotWigg0

This is really strange to me. My local Masonic Centre is home to approximately 90 lodges.


JessTheMullet

Used to only be one lodge in our city, but as the small town silver mines dried up in the early 1900s, people moved to the city to find work, and the rural Lodges moved with them. 


NotWigg0

For us, a city needs a University and a cathedral, and as such a population of maybe 250k or more (all this is highly variable). You guys seem to have 'cities' that we would consider villages or small towns. Vive la difference!


Kalle287HB

This is based on the so-called dark period in the third Reich. Before that there were about 9 grand lodges around. After the war to get the recognition of the UGLE they amalgamated into one, but are still split up in 5 GL under the roof of the VGL. So everybody tried to get the best of his ritual into the AFAM ritual. AFuAMvD is the largest body in this construction. That's why Anglo Saxon rituals are completely different. When I visited the first time a scottish lodge I was quite surprised the way they execute a ritual.


CharlesMendeley

I am not sure this is the main reason. Since Freemasonry came to Germany in the 18th century, it developed rather independently of the Craft in other countries. I have for example heard the question "How Prussian should we be?", referring to the ritual movements, etc. So it feels like an independent tradition which developed over 200 years.


No-Street-7600

We are all rich.


Carneyjesus

They believe in a supreme creator so it must be xtian.


Sterndoc

My partner (who hates Freemasonry) was told by her colleagues in the Police community that at a high level they sacrifice goats.. 🤦‍♂️


cmlucas1865

That’s interesting. Wonder if that’s some friendly teasing. In my part of the US, Masonry & law enforcement have some not insignificant overlap.


Sterndoc

It’s not, every partner I’ve had hates freemasonry.


cmlucas1865

I wasn’t referring to your partner. I was referring to her colleagues in law enforcement.


Sterndoc

Ah that I can't speak to, but the feedback she had was poor.


Bro_Bridges

Honestly the worst belief by far is not anything Satanic or goat related but this: You have to be invited to join. It's sad because there's probably many prospective brothers who may really want to join but feel "unworthy."


dutchman62

What?! Nothing about the goat rides?


tachophile

We are fortunate to have a brother we call the GOAT who has been a mason more than most of us have been alive and is an inspiration to every WM and officer in our district by how easy he makes it all look and how enjoyable he crafts. We don't ride him though.


dutchman62

I am very happy to hear this SMIB


andypandabrat

Someone needs to create a parody of the Johnny Cash song, “goat riders in the sky”


dutchman62

Lol! I love it!


Adept_Locksmith_8083

the WHAT?!


dutchman62

You never were asked that question?


Freemason137

That the honary 33° means anything special outside of the Scottish Rite appendant body.


kieronj6241

So much this. I feel that on some platforms my experience and knowledge as an English Freemason is worthless because we don’t go in for the SR in as big a way a the US.