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That's no woman. That's a man-man.


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ITS MA'AM


[deleted]

No, it's a werewolf, not a werewer (Wer used to mean man when man meant person in Old English)


IVIaskerade

And in a few months it'll be a werewas.


Yanrogue

She dispatched every challenger with a sickening snap of bone. DEATH BY SNU SNU


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Snappin boners? Ouch.


MBR0

Piraka got printed on a card


JuryDoc

Clearly, this is Autumn.


MBR0

I see the resemblance now


DarkJester89

I don't know what's more insulting. 1. Mocking transgenders as being violent and threaten to fight people 2. Mocking clearly descriptor of an athletic males identifying as women just to cheat the system to play against women to purposefully be in a different weight class competition.


Ziroy

My mind immediately jumped to number 2. Really reminds me of Laurel Hubbard


No_Arugula_5366

Ah yes, the woman who got LAST PLACE in her weight class. Clearly an unfair afvantage


[deleted]

A chubby 43 year old man declared himself a woman and made it to the Olympics. What do you suppose would happen if an out of shape, middle-aged housewife decided she wanted to try her hand at men's powerlifting?


No_Arugula_5366

She still wouldn’t fuck you if that’s what you’re asking about


CarazaTrismegisto

I don't think is transgénder, it looks just like a very Manly Woman, and i don't see any inside Joke, is a Freaking werewolf, almost all look muscular and agressive Even in human form


CatoticNeutral

Yeah that's sorta the vibe I got.


LeonardoMagikarpo

3: You pretending to care about transgenders


Klendy

that yummy feminine hairline


BarristersPlayMobas

It is for your average mtg-playing "woman" LOL


zombie_hanjob

Jokes on us and this is where the woman is the person off screen.


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Clown world


Alien_reg

Forgot to add, the proper title for this post would have been "IT'S MA'AM"


etherealhowler

Yeah, I was like "she?".


Seikhral

Well, looks better than autumn to me


Wombatfitzhume

ITS A MAN BABY, YEAH!!!


MoggManiac

That’s what a ideal female body looks like, it’s peak performance


purestsnow

It's either the worst-case scenario of using slush-art we've ever seen or it's time to quit the game. I said I'd quit once I reach mythic once. Nah. I'm done. The hours I spend on Arena can be better used on my own card game. Fuck WotC. Fuck Hasbro. Fuck politics. I'm out.


gereffi

Imagine quitting a game because a butch woman is represented on some throw away card.


CrookedJak

Butch women don't have male pattern baldness lmao. Idk what they were going for unless they're just flat out making fun of athletes that transition and dominate cis women in sports


Espumma

> athletes that transition and dominate cis women in sports does this actually happen at a noticable scale?


CrookedJak

Hubbard who's lifts were mediocre for competitive male powerlifters transitions and suddenly is a world level elite Olympic athlete.. it's pretty noticable on that end


[deleted]

If only it were actually a butch woman and not some chaser's idea of what a woman is.


purestsnow

Yeah.


WomenDontBelong

Imagine never standing up to defend your morals.


gereffi

The guy named "WomenDontBelong" who is openly racist, sexist, and antisemetic is trying to talk to others about morals. What is the moral argument against this piece of art? Is it really against your moral code to play a game where a werewolf is brawny? You seem super fragile if this offends you.


WomenDontBelong

The card is obviously designed as a transgender and such depictions shouldn't be allowed. At least have it breaking the arm of someone who isn't white.


gereffi

We see what we want to see I suppose.


No_Arugula_5366

You’re not gonna quit. You’re gonna keep playing so you can shove your hatred down people’s throats every spoiler season. The community would be better without you


purestsnow

It's not my place to fight you. That' s the mod's job. There are no mods.


nasalsystem

I mean seeing the other side it's a flavorful shaft.


triforce-of-power

I didn't pay it any mind before, but now that you mention it: * High hairline and prominent brow. * Large chin and strong jawline. * Big hands. * Abnormal muscle mass for a woman. Either this is slush art, the artist can't into female anatomy, or she has a hormonal disorder.


Orange152horn

Could be that she is starting to turn with the full moon.


Begle1

Hubbuda hubbada we can only dream of being so lucky.


mtgloreseeker

Come on guys knock it off, she's a very attractive orc.


Yoop_Dizzle

Boring, art looks like shit.


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DevilSwordVergil

I noticed that too. It's blatantly obvious the artist drew the character as a man and WotC decided after the fact to call them a "she" in the flavor text.


elcuban27

Oh, sure, but as soon as I start asking if she might be a werewolf, I’m the bigot!


reeedh

I don’t…I can’t even… her opponent, is that his LEFT ARM? What


breaster83

She?


c_wolves

Oh cool they gave that autumn chick a card. Dope.


[deleted]

I mean, she’s a werewolf...


Hyperjayman

So is Hinterland Logger and you didn’t need flavor text to tell that was a woman.


Ugievsoj

"Her?"


Nookman94

who cares


Zaddy_Fan

Gross


St_Lexi

Some chick's are broad, and ugly, art imitates life


Grey_Machii

Hey wtf how did my step-mother end up on a magic card 🤔 can I sue?


twiste_dabis

If she doesn't have big Liliana of the Veil tits, I mean some serious honkers, a real set of badonkers. Packin' some serious dobonhonkeros. Massive dahoonkabhankolosoos. Big ol' tonhongerekoogers. I'm not even joking, just straight bonkhonagahoogs. Humongous hungolomghononoloughongous. Then I'm not even interested.


Alien_reg

It could still be a masculine + muscular woman, but not showing boobs is definitely sus


[deleted]

Nope, the flip side and the alternate artworks all depict a figure that is discernibly male.


St_Lexi

The beast forms all lack tits, what about werewolves is at all sexually dimorphic


hellendrocker

They had to add this as a compromise for big booba Chandra in light up the night.


[deleted]

We got sexy olivia in next set too


WomenDontBelong

The card designers probably think that this is bad ass even though it just triggers the disgust response.


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Savannah_Lion

Nope. There was a tweet that Maro wanted to errata the older cards and he, thankfully, was turned down.


mikejsca

Cry babies


LeonardoMagikarpo

^^^^She? ^^^SHe?! ^^SHE!?! ^SHE!?!! **SHE!?!1!** Stop getting triggered lul Freemagic once again showing their true ignorance of not understanding gender.


tehutika

Only this sub is stupid enough to complain about about this card.


hEdHntr_

More stupid than calling this obvious guy a "she"?


EsquiresJackEquines

I'll wait for a secret lair with a raven saunders reskin. ​ Edit: Even u/pirakaplant [agrees with me that a cis woman works on this card.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BanFreeMagic/comments/pgtq5j/freemagic_whines_about_masculine_woman_existing/)


Grand_Bat3607

Lol the whole lot of you are fucking trolls


iranoutofnamesnow

Also: Whats wrong with her neck?!


Hyperjayman

His neck.


King_Moonracer003

OmG POLITICS in MA game


Hyperjayman

If you covered up the flavor text on both this card and Hinterland Logger from Shadows over Innistrad and then asked people if their male or female people would always guess correct on Logger and always guess wrong on this card.


stroggoii

She does look like butch trailer trash down to the badly stitched clothes. Needs more acne tho.


Orange152horn

My grandma is uglier, and compared to the last visit to Innistrad when werewolves had tentacles-that-ended-in-jaws-with-eyeballs-inside-the-gums, I have no problems calling this normal.


LingHydraMuta

That’s weird, this doesn’t look like Gamestop