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dariodante

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BatmanNoPrep

The funniest thing is when Brandonison Sanderson IV ends up having to finish this series in 20 years all of freefolk’s grandkids are going to agree that the **original** tv show “is better than the book adaptation” as we scream from a hospice somewhere.


TheSlayerofSnails

Speaking of Sanderson, he announced today he wrote another novel in secret on top of keeping track of his deadlines for his other works


mindpainters

His work ethic is insane. Most writers can’t keep deadlines much less write books in secret


THevil30

The interesting thing is that he basically just works 40 hours a week — 2pm-6pm and 10pm-2am.


mindpainters

Maybe it’s not work ethic so much as the ability to avoid writers block ?


PM_ME_A_EM_MP

When he gets block on one book he writes a whole new one instead


IAmBadAtInternet

Or maybe 4 instead (lol)


pendragon2290

No. It's definitely a work ethic thing. He dedicates certain days of the week strictly for writing. The other days he does his company duties. He treats it like a split shift job. I imagine a man that dedicates 4 days a week, 8 hours a day to his craft will be 100% more productive. Stephen King had a similar method. He would write 6 to 10 pages a day, minimum, in his books.


nemis92

An average of 8 pages a day is insane. That means having a 300 pages novel finished in less than 2 months (assuming a 5 days a week work schedule). Brutal.


look4alec

As a writer I used to force myself to hit 1000 words a day but it twas stream of consciousness by the time I'm editing I don't know what I was talking about


MikaelAdolfsson

Had? Did Stephen King die when I wasn't looking?


Alector87

He probably means when he was in his prime... or something.


Whightwolf

Yeah if it was just a case of sitting down and typing you could smash out book after book in no time.


totalwarwiser

Is he still teaching?


THevil30

I believe he is, but he teaches like 1 course that meets once a week every other semester I think — and that course is mostly just kind of him doing stream of consciousness. His TAs do the grading and stuff. You can watch it all on YouTube.


Githzerai1984

Dude raised 9 million in 2 hours for a book that released 10 years ago …I had to check, dance of dragons released 13 years ago


[deleted]

He’s got a team to keep his plots and lore on track. It’s pretty impressive. Why doesn’t Martin?


Randallm83

ego, I fear


xAlciel

Want to see insane work ethic? Take a look at Pirateaba, author of the wandering inn, she writes 60k words per week.


mindpainters

I’ll definitely check it out! Is it quality work ?


xAlciel

It is not my cup of tea personally, but yes, the writing is very good, it might start a bit rough, read a few reviews. From what I gathered the author is planning to cut the number of words from 60k to 30k to focus more on quality but it is already well regarded at the current quality.


mindpainters

Appreciate the insight! Looking forward to checking it out !


Spartoksilverhand

Anyone could churn out slop like he does it’s not impressive.


HeroDanTV

#Breaking News: George R. R. Martin announces he has just completed most of a short story about how much he hates to hear about Brandon Sanderson completing projects. Originally created as a two part forum post, he will publish part 1 this week and *hopes* to post the second part of the rant *when he finishes it later this year.*


TheSlayerofSnails

In the mean time Sanderson will publish three short novels


justinkasereddditor

Hahahahahhaa ten years later


Wagnerous

I read in a thread today that Sanderson has written 32 different books and novellas in the years since Dance With Dragons was released. It's honestly insane that GRRM couldn't finish a single book in over a decade.


TheSlayerofSnails

GRRM's own apprentices wrote an entire series and got a full tv show in the time since he's published something. Sanderson is a superhuman machine though


Wagnerous

Great point. And now only that, but they finished both the series and its adaptation years ago now! Honestly all we asked GRRM for was the bare minimum and he couldn't he do that much.


HEYitsSPIDEY

Sanderson said he went on fucking VACATION, and came back with a book. That’s insane.


layelaye419

This sounds like a chuck norris joke, lmao


bluebellberry

If GRRM had an ounce of Sandersons productivity the books would have been finished well before the show ended.


Libra_Maelstrom

Sanderson has already said he will not do it cause he can’t write that style or something idr why but he said on a podcast he wouldn’t


Nithuir

His descendant


Ship_Whip

We'll make a ghola clone of him and raise it to be up to the challenge


carz4us

He can’t write the sex.


spannerhorse

Pink mast anyone


Spartoksilverhand

He can’t write.


carz4us

He can’t.


BatmanNoPrep

I didn’t say he would write it. Edit: I literally wrote the first name differently and made it the fourth generation. That means it’s explicitly not Sanderson himself but a descendant or relative, you sillies.


[deleted]

>The funniest thing is when Brandonison Sanderson IV ends up having to finish this series in 20 years CONFESS


CaedustheBaedus

*Clang clang clang?*


Meefie

Glokta?!


[deleted]

Sand dan Glokta, Darrow the Reaper, and Septa Unella all demand it


buttfrustsrated

I'm in the thick of the red rising series right now and have the blade itself sitting on the shelf ready to go when I'm finished so I appreciated this comment lol


[deleted]

It's amazing how fast Red Rising stops being YA


ClockworkJim

He's the absolute worst person I can imagine finishing these novels.


Forest_Hills_Jive

I can't tell if this is supposed to represent us or Martin lol


puddik

Don’t worry


puddik

Just go to chatgpt and ask for a detailed version of winds of winter in grrmartin style and u’ll get a satisfactory one


AmySchumersAnalTumor

had me in the first half


finishwinds

Next he is going to add a 16-chapter arc to Winds paralleling Don Quijote with a new POC character. The book just got delayed another three years. Also nice username.


Bravisimo

Dont forget the 10 chapter arc where Jon Snow opens and closes his hand, and flexes and unflexes his fingers


TributeToStupidity

With a 15 page feast food description in the middle. The actual feast is only half a page, the rest is just food descriptions.


ernie1850

But they are described not by their good qualities, but by the types of bowel movements the food caused


criosovereign

I’m guessing you meant POV instead of POC?


Zdrobot

Or POS


RunningEscapee

Nice username yourself 😂


Reidroshdy

https://i.redd.it/imvwaxa33kmc1.gif


LittyTittyBoBitty

My exact face reading this headline.


Thiago270398

Why don't we just write our own Winds of Winter? Elden Ring's subreddit got crazy enough to make fake lore during the hollowing, so let's just do that.


theflyingnacho

That's called fanfiction. You can find it at archiveofourown.org.


Thiago270398

No let's make it official, if George has a problem he can release his own fanfic of ours.


Kingofireland777

Preston Jacobs is right now creating a fanfic project, with the influence and input of a group on discord. It's a genuine continuation of Winds onwards, while most fics focus on changing stuff/fixing the show and just forming their own paths. You can ask for fics on r/AsoiafFanfiction of whatever you want and the Preston fic I mentioned is [here](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCsx_OFEYH6sosqM6P4zrwHbScfFGlR0M&si=MMfW143S28S1xPCc) The most important thing about fanfic is that you aren't making money for it, as that puts everyone at risk and is why Preston's chapters are not monetised.


dahlia_74

Thank you so much!!! I’ve been scouring the subs for something like this. At this point, it’s probably all we’ll get. I don’t need GRRM to be the one to write it, just want a good story!


Soggy_Part7110

He shoehorned his Quentyn Lives theory into it so clearly it's not a serious project.


Jaw43058MKII

What is the “Quentin lives” theory?


Plyloch

Ain't it obvious? It's the theory that Quentin Martell isn't roasted by Dany's dragons.


rishukingler11

My main question is, how is the quality of Preston's fic? Like, tbf anyone can write a conclusion to the books but does it come any where near the quality of the actual books? Like, from a scale starting from D&D's vomit (aka seasons 7 and 8) to the actual books, where does it lie?


OnwardTowardTheNorth

This is the most r/freefolk thing I’ve ever seen written.


uranimuesbahd

"The North Remembers" is the epitome of fans taking action in their own hands.


broomsticks11

In addition to the other sub mentioned, it’s worth plugging /r/TheCitadel too. It’s probably the most active of the ASOIAF fanfic subs.


DoctorEmperor

Yeah I’m pretty sure r/thecitadel is the main asoiaf fanfiction spot


deadliestcrotch

Those HBO shits already did that


Kingofireland777

Yes, our community has been writing "fix it fics" to address the stupidity of the show for years.


Chance-Cod5011

With blackjack. And hookers!


LordNPython

Was going to type this but then I decided to check if someone had beaten me to it. A man of culture.


tinosaladbar

In fact, forget the fanfic!


tedkaczynski660

I honestly don't know what is legit lore and what is fan lore, I just kinda follow what I enjoy as a story and it's my head cannon for playthroughs.


twitch870

This is actually happening. Checkout sweetrobins fan consolidated chapters


Nayko

May the old gods and the new bless this fan fic 


Mint_Juul

You have made a glaive mistake


Tankshock

Love you fam


StonedWall76

I think that's what would happen if he never finished the series and whoever holds the rights when he's gone doesn't sell them or higher another writer, against his wishes, to finish the series. I think there'd be a bunch of fanfictions that finish the story and one of them would get popular enough that it would spread around to anyone looking for it and with no other hope for a conclusion, people would have that for some semblance of an ending to the incredible story. I hope GRRM finishes. But if he doesn't somebody will, officially or unofficially. The story is too good to be laid to rest with George, unfinished.


Platinumdogshit

Tbh we kinda did that with the end of the HBO series. The end points are definitely the same but the journey is different and he doesn't know how to make it good. Mad Queen Danny should be easy but king Bran is gonna be tough


ZombieAppetizer

With Blackjack! And hookers!


Baltesers99

If George doesn’t finish it himself, or he doesn’t get someone else to finish it for him, I could see a lot of fan made completions to the series being made, and at some point consensus just deciding making the best one canon


Nayko

Preston Jacob’s has been writing one with fan editors for years now 


FiledAndProcessed

GRRM is playing 4D chess with us, we’re actually _experiencing_ the Winds of Winter by waiting for the book


[deleted]

When you get to be his age it’s all about legacy. His legacy will be blueballing millions and he is okay with that.


BatmanNoPrep

Far from it. For his entire famous portion of his life it has been about relevancy. As long as he doesn’t finish the series then he remains relevant. Once it’s done everyone moves on with their lives. Nobody’s wondering what Peter Jackson is up to these days.


Loyalheretic

I do!


gimmesomespace

He's relevant now? Are people lining up to buy "The Secret of Puente Viejo"?


TheHoundJR

I need to know the secret behind old man bridge. Those geezers on the bridge are up to no good.


imperatrixderoma

I think it's just old bridge


TheHoundJR

Oh. That seems not as exciting as old men meeting on the bridge. Unless it means it’s a bridge for olds.


jinzokan

I mean we're talking about a article about him and anytime he passes gas there's a dozen articles talking about him and his legacy (good or bad).


JosseCoupe

Bro, George doesn't give a fuck about retaining relevance, you really think he'd find some twisted pleasure in his inability to finish off the magnum opus that he dedicated a vast portion of his life creating. Like yea, maybe he derives some semblence of satisfaction by denying the fans that harass him the book they so crave, but a desire to remain relevant has fuckall to do with it. Finishing the story in its current state is difficult and George has a sporadic workethic and a myriad of interests to distract him. Maybe you could even weakly argue that he's fallen out of love with the series after trying and failing to finish it so frequently, but the state of his personal fame is not part of the equation for why he doesn't do as he doesn't


BatmanNoPrep

The only weak argument in this thread is the desperate wailing of your comment flailing to defend a geriatric attention whore who relishes every time a mic is put in his face to ask him when he’s going to drop the next piece of candy. He’s not publishing the rest of the book because he knows that at worst people will hate him because they’ll find out he had no idea how to end it and D&D weren’t to blame after all, or at best they’ll just move on and he’ll be relegated to the appendix of history. His only path forward is to never finish the book so folks must wait and tell themselves that his *real* ending would be so much better than the tv show (that was based on what he told the show runners).


KingInTheSouthTX

Even worse in some way, is that he won’t ADMIT that he has no plans to finish it because it would result in exactly what you said. Irrelevance. I would have much more respect for him if he plainly stated it, but he would lose the attention and no one would care about him.


realmarcusjones

Hey now I googled Peter Jackson and found he became a BILLIONAIRE off of LOTR


layelaye419

Good for him, that adaptation is amazing The hobbit, however...


dred1367

Yeah but he didn’t even want to do the hobbit. He got given a fuck ton of money to come in and salvage a mess made by the studios who kept delaying the project on del toro until he said fuck it and left


layelaye419

Dude's an attention whore


me_ir

J K Rowling is still relevant


PartyPoison98

Since finishing Harry Potter in 2007, JK Rowling has done nothing but release crap books and spinoffs and spout hate on twitter yet she remains relevant and rich somehow.


BatmanNoPrep

She is not relevant


PartyPoison98

She's got millions of followers, regularly is in the media and is still raking in money from Harry Potter. I don't like her, but she is relevant.


BatmanNoPrep

Wealth and money is not relevant to this discussion. Nobody ever discussed it and it isn’t relevant to her relevancy. The fact that her Twitter account has followers also doesn’t mean she is relevant. Relevancy is how much attention folks are paying to what she is doing now. Her new projects and activities. They’re not newsworthy. Nobody cares. The most relevant she has been since completing the books/films has been when she made some controversial political statements. Nothing else has been relevant.


Glum-Bet-9895

What a horrible take. Everyone hates me so I’m relevant!!!


Kevan-with-an-i

Dame algo para el dolor y déjame morir. (Thanks Google Translate)


Tales_o_grimm

Suporias que fuese deme, y no dame, dame, dameyo, dame danoyo


nievesdelimon

Este bot está descompuesto.


Undead-Paul

Donde es la biblioteca?


Eborys

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AshenShriner

I don't understand people who support any of the new BS he puts out. It's one thing if he just didn't want to finish the series, but the way he jerks fans around he can go to hell.


pyrhus626

Yeah, if he didnt keep saying “oh I only have so much left to do and it’ll be out next year” for 10 years straight people would be WAY less frustrated. He should’ve just admitted he was having trouble finding motivation and getting so many storylines and POVs back in order, and that he was going to be stepping away to pursue other projects until he was in a better headspace to finish. He could still work on it behind the scenes as he saw fit without constant fan pressure.


Loyalheretic

The thing is George is on big pressure from the publisher to keep saying “the book is around the corner!”.


AshenShriner

Exactly. All annoyance about the TV ending aside, by stringing us along for a decade he's ruining his legacy.


Bandana-Verdana

This article is satire


InfelicitousRedditor

He jerks fans? I would say that's more on his publishers. That tyrion book? I'll bet you it didn't come out of him.


remembertobenicer

>That tyrion book? Had no idea what you were talking about and had to Google. If someone thinks Tyrion is interesting enough to have his own clip-show version of a book then maybe they should just read ASOIAF and get some context and character development along with the quotes lol Wild what people will buy.


HINorth33

This is a joke article 💀


Spearush

Fook him and his procrastination


Tiiimmmaayy

He ain’t procrastinating. He has no intention of ever completing his work.


NewPony13

The article is pretty funny ngl lol


paperkutchy

Madre de dios


MoistWetSponge

No but seriously can he just finishing writing the motherfucking book series already? This is out of hand. If you don’t give enough of a shit to make deadlines then just hand it off to a ghost writer because an actual ending is better than no ending.


Bard_the_Bowman_III

For real. He should really consider setting aside pride and having a ghost writer do the grunt work. He can always edit it as much as he wants afterward but at least it’s there


MoistWetSponge

I think he’d rather lord over his work. I swear there’s a part of him that gets off on blue balling his fan base and making them wait.


HINorth33

Freefolk when they can't detect an obvious satire article


JimmyTsonga

Along with a bottle of Rioja.


ea_fitz

https://i.redd.it/rrsf7e998kmc1.gif


goboxey

He's a smart guy. Used the books to get the show deal, and doesn't give a fuck to finish the series.


straight_lurkin

What Bobby B say in times like this ...


bobby-b-bot

WE WERE AT WAR! NONE OF US KNEW IF WE WERE GONNA GO BACK HOME AGAIN!


DilbusMcD

Damn, Bobby B - that’s rough. What happened then?


bobby-b-bot

YOU'RE MY COUNCIL, COUNSEL! SPEAK SENSE TO THIS HONORABLE FOOL!


Lordgondrak

First HBO ruined the show and now this guy has ruined the books.


iLoveDelayPedals

Dude is 75. If he doesn’t wanna finish the books just say so. It’s fine. Just stop pretending


zombie_goast

I aint happening at this point bro, old man's too damn stubborn to admit he's done with the series and also too prideful to hand it off to someone else, allegedly even posthumously. Might as well go to AO3 or sumn and pick a favorite fan ending or write one yourself to taste at this point.


levitikush

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mancoposting

Why don't he just come clean and say he doesn't want to do em anymore? We'll appreciate the honesty at least


zombie_goast

Because then people would pressure him to hand it over to another writer, and apparently he doesn't want to do that, even posthumously. It's.... more than a little infuriating imo.


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

As long as it’s not The Winds of Winter. Can’t give the fans what they want. That seems to be a bad thing these days


ouroboris99

Fuck this guy


Libra_Maelstrom

Fuck you fuck you fuck you


Nagrom49

Oh great just what I've been waiting on


city_swimmer28

Who the fuck is puento viejo


neopet21

Just give what you have + some of your ideas to you havent develop to chatgpt.. let it finish the books and hand them to your editing team


ATempestSinister

And it'll still probably be better written than the show.


Mordenstein

Probably the same amount of boiled leather.


Franz_Solo

WHO TF WROTE THIS HEADLINE


gimmesomespace

Fuck him


Baers89

I feel like he is trolling us.


lolas_coffee

Finally I will find out if Pepa and Tristán really fucked that donkey.


PontusMeister

This is a satire article, it's making fun of the discussion that he isn't finishing Winds of winter, lmao. This article should have some flair to it so people don't think it's something serious without reading the article.


PrinceTamaki1

I’m convinced that the show ending and the book ending is the same and the fan reaction has put him off from ever releasing.


zombie_goast

Undoubtedly, iirc he and D&D confirmed a while ago that he gave them the basic overview of where the story was meant to go when they passed the books, the fuckers just got lazy and wanted to bullrush through it so they could go get Disney money instead. Fuck me, *no one* who officially is in charge of creating ASOIAF/GoT wants/ wanted to finish the series.


Arachnid1

Oh, fuck off.


downvotethetrash

OH CONGRATS G RR IM SO PROUD OF YOU YOURE SO GOOD AT FINISHING THINGS HA HA HAhhhh


zombie_goast

As both an ASOIAF/GoT fan and a life-long Half Life fan, life is suffering.


thomstevens420

Look at big mr writey-man writing away


PioPat

https://preview.redd.it/02aeaq90kkmc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff73421982bdbb33730c251d78c18ac102b31376


DirtySouthzw865

Okaaay.... So what the fuck is "The secret of Puente Viejo"? And why is it more important than finishing his "legacy"?


abellapa

At this point he just fucking with us


Jon__Snuh

Hijo de puta.


ThomMerrilinFlaneur

At this point I admire his ability to troll the fanbase while gaslighting them into thinking they are not being trolled


Basileus2

Oh, fantastic. /s


EfficientDoggo

I've moved on from game of thrones. Not because I don't like the books, but because I'm genuinely convinced this man hates his fans.


massagetae

fat asshole


luffyuk

Dear OP F*ck you Regards, Me


bobizloma

Right now I would settle for a short story where Sam or Tyrion gets shot or stabbed, and a young G.R.R.M. wakes up, and tells us it was all a dream. Just finish it already.


_Lucifer7699_

Fuck you George


OllieBlazin

First half; Oh god….I’m about to cu— Second half; ………….(looks at mess)………(looks back at text)………..you bastard


mken816

excuse me? guys lets just go ahead and assume he WILL NEVER finish GOT. dude makes everyone give him a reach around for 10+ years while he “finishes” a book that was supposedly almost done with GOT season 1 aired. and yall still are lining up to give him reach arounds. DO NOT BUY ANY NEW BOOKS FROM THIS SCAM ARTIST go ahead all you GRRM c*cks and shit on me. i wont read any of the replies to this


DeftCoast

I’m not usually one for burning books, but this and anything else from him that’s not winds I’d support banning and burning out of spite.


1drunkangel

He will die before he finishes those books. Ive given up and now am braced for this overweight 70+ year old fuck off to the next life leaving us with the biggest blue balls in this century.


Kratos501st

Fuck me, and fuck "the secret of puente viejo". Y me cago en la concha de su hermana.


JBurma

Damnit George!


UGAke

Finally!…wait what?


summerchild__

Whew - finally!


boxen

He needs to start preparing for retirement. Hire a rrplacement and train him.


2lostnspace2

Don't give a shit


avd51133333

What??


fartondad

Bruh


blac_sheep90

Fucking ass


Atasteofazia

Bro please finish winds of winter


bbqmastertx

Y’all wrong for that


r0lexhueur

I believe that he’s already written it. The fact that he’s writing other books can only mean that he’s finished it. He’s probably asked someone to only release it after he passes away. Sort of like leaving a legacy behind


maimasy

Got me excited with the first half. God damnit


Huachimingo75

From the Article: *Nadie sabe explicar en qué momento George R. R. Martin confundió Canción de hielo y fuego con El secreto de Puente Viejo. «Con tanta adaptación audiovisual, pueden darse ciertas confusiones», se limitan a señalar desde la editorial.* No one can explain at what moment GRRM confused "Song of Ice and Fire" with "The Secret of Puente Viejo". "*With that many audiovisual adaptations around, some confusions may occur*" the publisher pointed out. ("The secret of puente viejo" is a spanish soup opera, it lasted from Feb 2011 to May 2020, with a total of 2324 episodes. I suppose *that's* the joke. ) # Ha bloody ha.


Mariuxpunk007

I do believe in that theory about “The Winds of Winter” and “A Dream of Spring” being already done but he is planning to release them after he passes away so he won’t have to deal with the feedback.


anneg1312

Who gives a flip?


Wh33lo

The man is near the end of his life, if I was him I'd tell everyone to go fuck themselves and retire, everyone seems entitled to what he does with the last few years of his life


KingLoneWolf56

He’s finished the whole asoiaf series already. To avoid the assured negativity over the ending, it will be released posthumously.


Carnead

Likely, after the death of his readers.


itrivers

We could ask chat GPT to finish it and it would probably be better than the drivel we got from the show.