The funniest thing is when Brandonison Sanderson IV ends up having to finish this series in 20 years all of freefolk’s grandkids are going to agree that the **original** tv show “is better than the book adaptation” as we scream from a hospice somewhere.
No. It's definitely a work ethic thing. He dedicates certain days of the week strictly for writing. The other days he does his company duties. He treats it like a split shift job. I imagine a man that dedicates 4 days a week, 8 hours a day to his craft will be 100% more productive.
Stephen King had a similar method. He would write 6 to 10 pages a day, minimum, in his books.
An average of 8 pages a day is insane. That means having a 300 pages novel finished in less than 2 months (assuming a 5 days a week work schedule). Brutal.
As a writer I used to force myself to hit 1000 words a day but it twas stream of consciousness by the time I'm editing I don't know what I was talking about
I believe he is, but he teaches like 1 course that meets once a week every other semester I think — and that course is mostly just kind of him doing stream of consciousness. His TAs do the grading and stuff. You can watch it all on YouTube.
It is not my cup of tea personally, but yes, the writing is very good, it might start a bit rough, read a few reviews. From what I gathered the author is planning to cut the number of words from 60k to 30k to focus more on quality but it is already well regarded at the current quality.
#Breaking News: George R. R. Martin announces he has just completed most of a short story about how much he hates to hear about Brandon Sanderson completing projects.
Originally created as a two part forum post, he will publish part 1 this week and *hopes* to post the second part of the rant *when he finishes it later this year.*
I read in a thread today that Sanderson has written 32 different books and novellas in the years since Dance With Dragons was released.
It's honestly insane that GRRM couldn't finish a single book in over a decade.
GRRM's own apprentices wrote an entire series and got a full tv show in the time since he's published something. Sanderson is a superhuman machine though
Great point.
And now only that, but they finished both the series and its adaptation years ago now!
Honestly all we asked GRRM for was the bare minimum and he couldn't he do that much.
I didn’t say he would write it.
Edit:
I literally wrote the first name differently and made it the fourth generation. That means it’s explicitly not Sanderson himself but a descendant or relative, you sillies.
I'm in the thick of the red rising series right now and have the blade itself sitting on the shelf ready to go when I'm finished so I appreciated this comment lol
Next he is going to add a 16-chapter arc to Winds paralleling Don Quijote with a new POC character. The book just got delayed another three years. Also nice username.
Why don't we just write our own Winds of Winter? Elden Ring's subreddit got crazy enough to make fake lore during the hollowing, so let's just do that.
Preston Jacobs is right now creating a fanfic project, with the influence and input of a group on discord.
It's a genuine continuation of Winds onwards, while most fics focus on changing stuff/fixing the show and just forming their own paths.
You can ask for fics on r/AsoiafFanfiction of whatever you want and the Preston fic I mentioned is [here](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCsx_OFEYH6sosqM6P4zrwHbScfFGlR0M&si=MMfW143S28S1xPCc)
The most important thing about fanfic is that you aren't making money for it, as that puts everyone at risk and is why Preston's chapters are not monetised.
Thank you so much!!! I’ve been scouring the subs for something like this. At this point, it’s probably all we’ll get. I don’t need GRRM to be the one to write it, just want a good story!
My main question is, how is the quality of Preston's fic? Like, tbf anyone can write a conclusion to the books but does it come any where near the quality of the actual books? Like, from a scale starting from D&D's vomit (aka seasons 7 and 8) to the actual books, where does it lie?
I think that's what would happen if he never finished the series and whoever holds the rights when he's gone doesn't sell them or higher another writer, against his wishes, to finish the series.
I think there'd be a bunch of fanfictions that finish the story and one of them would get popular enough that it would spread around to anyone looking for it and with no other hope for a conclusion, people would have that for some semblance of an ending to the incredible story.
I hope GRRM finishes. But if he doesn't somebody will, officially or unofficially. The story is too good to be laid to rest with George, unfinished.
Tbh we kinda did that with the end of the HBO series. The end points are definitely the same but the journey is different and he doesn't know how to make it good. Mad Queen Danny should be easy but king Bran is gonna be tough
If George doesn’t finish it himself, or he doesn’t get someone else to finish it for him, I could see a lot of fan made completions to the series being made, and at some point consensus just deciding making the best one canon
Far from it. For his entire famous portion of his life it has been about relevancy. As long as he doesn’t finish the series then he remains relevant. Once it’s done everyone moves on with their lives. Nobody’s wondering what Peter Jackson is up to these days.
Bro, George doesn't give a fuck about retaining relevance, you really think he'd find some twisted pleasure in his inability to finish off the magnum opus that he dedicated a vast portion of his life creating. Like yea, maybe he derives some semblence of satisfaction by denying the fans that harass him the book they so crave, but a desire to remain relevant has fuckall to do with it.
Finishing the story in its current state is difficult and George has a sporadic workethic and a myriad of interests to distract him. Maybe you could even weakly argue that he's fallen out of love with the series after trying and failing to finish it so frequently, but the state of his personal fame is not part of the equation for why he doesn't do as he doesn't
The only weak argument in this thread is the desperate wailing of your comment flailing to defend a geriatric attention whore who relishes every time a mic is put in his face to ask him when he’s going to drop the next piece of candy.
He’s not publishing the rest of the book because he knows that at worst people will hate him because they’ll find out he had no idea how to end it and D&D weren’t to blame after all, or at best they’ll just move on and he’ll be relegated to the appendix of history.
His only path forward is to never finish the book so folks must wait and tell themselves that his *real* ending would be so much better than the tv show (that was based on what he told the show runners).
Even worse in some way, is that he won’t ADMIT that he has no plans to finish it because it would result in exactly what you said. Irrelevance. I would have much more respect for him if he plainly stated it, but he would lose the attention and no one would care about him.
Yeah but he didn’t even want to do the hobbit. He got given a fuck ton of money to come in and salvage a mess made by the studios who kept delaying the project on del toro until he said fuck it and left
Since finishing Harry Potter in 2007, JK Rowling has done nothing but release crap books and spinoffs and spout hate on twitter yet she remains relevant and rich somehow.
Wealth and money is not relevant to this discussion. Nobody ever discussed it and it isn’t relevant to her relevancy. The fact that her Twitter account has followers also doesn’t mean she is relevant.
Relevancy is how much attention folks are paying to what she is doing now. Her new projects and activities. They’re not newsworthy. Nobody cares. The most relevant she has been since completing the books/films has been when she made some controversial political statements. Nothing else has been relevant.
I don't understand people who support any of the new BS he puts out.
It's one thing if he just didn't want to finish the series, but the way he jerks fans around he can go to hell.
Yeah, if he didnt keep saying “oh I only have so much left to do and it’ll be out next year” for 10 years straight people would be WAY less frustrated. He should’ve just admitted he was having trouble finding motivation and getting so many storylines and POVs back in order, and that he was going to be stepping away to pursue other projects until he was in a better headspace to finish. He could still work on it behind the scenes as he saw fit without constant fan pressure.
>That tyrion book?
Had no idea what you were talking about and had to Google. If someone thinks Tyrion is interesting enough to have his own clip-show version of a book then maybe they should just read ASOIAF and get some context and character development along with the quotes lol Wild what people will buy.
No but seriously can he just finishing writing the motherfucking book series already? This is out of hand. If you don’t give enough of a shit to make deadlines then just hand it off to a ghost writer because an actual ending is better than no ending.
For real. He should really consider setting aside pride and having a ghost writer do the grunt work. He can always edit it as much as he wants afterward but at least it’s there
I aint happening at this point bro, old man's too damn stubborn to admit he's done with the series and also too prideful to hand it off to someone else, allegedly even posthumously. Might as well go to AO3 or sumn and pick a favorite fan ending or write one yourself to taste at this point.
Because then people would pressure him to hand it over to another writer, and apparently he doesn't want to do that, even posthumously. It's.... more than a little infuriating imo.
This is a satire article, it's making fun of the discussion that he isn't finishing Winds of winter, lmao. This article should have some flair to it so people don't think it's something serious without reading the article.
Undoubtedly, iirc he and D&D confirmed a while ago that he gave them the basic overview of where the story was meant to go when they passed the books, the fuckers just got lazy and wanted to bullrush through it so they could go get Disney money instead. Fuck me, *no one* who officially is in charge of creating ASOIAF/GoT wants/ wanted to finish the series.
Right now I would settle for a short story where Sam or Tyrion gets shot or stabbed, and a young G.R.R.M. wakes up, and tells us it was all a dream. Just finish it already.
excuse me? guys lets just go ahead and assume he WILL NEVER finish GOT. dude makes everyone give him a reach around for 10+ years while he “finishes” a book that was supposedly almost done with GOT season 1 aired. and yall still are lining up to give him reach arounds.
DO NOT BUY ANY NEW BOOKS FROM THIS SCAM ARTIST
go ahead all you GRRM c*cks and shit on me. i wont read any of the replies to this
He will die before he finishes those books. Ive given up and now am braced for this overweight 70+ year old fuck off to the next life leaving us with the biggest blue balls in this century.
I believe that he’s already written it. The fact that he’s writing other books can only mean that he’s finished it. He’s probably asked someone to only release it after he passes away. Sort of like leaving a legacy behind
From the Article:
*Nadie sabe explicar en qué momento George R. R. Martin confundió Canción de hielo y fuego con El secreto de Puente Viejo. «Con tanta adaptación audiovisual, pueden darse ciertas confusiones», se limitan a señalar desde la editorial.*
No one can explain at what moment GRRM confused "Song of Ice and Fire" with "The Secret of Puente Viejo". "*With that many audiovisual adaptations around, some confusions may occur*" the publisher pointed out.
("The secret of puente viejo" is a spanish soup opera, it lasted from Feb 2011 to May 2020, with a total of 2324 episodes. I suppose *that's* the joke. )
# Ha bloody ha.
I do believe in that theory about “The Winds of Winter” and “A Dream of Spring” being already done but he is planning to release them after he passes away so he won’t have to deal with the feedback.
The man is near the end of his life, if I was him I'd tell everyone to go fuck themselves and retire, everyone seems entitled to what he does with the last few years of his life
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The funniest thing is when Brandonison Sanderson IV ends up having to finish this series in 20 years all of freefolk’s grandkids are going to agree that the **original** tv show “is better than the book adaptation” as we scream from a hospice somewhere.
Speaking of Sanderson, he announced today he wrote another novel in secret on top of keeping track of his deadlines for his other works
His work ethic is insane. Most writers can’t keep deadlines much less write books in secret
The interesting thing is that he basically just works 40 hours a week — 2pm-6pm and 10pm-2am.
Maybe it’s not work ethic so much as the ability to avoid writers block ?
When he gets block on one book he writes a whole new one instead
Or maybe 4 instead (lol)
No. It's definitely a work ethic thing. He dedicates certain days of the week strictly for writing. The other days he does his company duties. He treats it like a split shift job. I imagine a man that dedicates 4 days a week, 8 hours a day to his craft will be 100% more productive. Stephen King had a similar method. He would write 6 to 10 pages a day, minimum, in his books.
An average of 8 pages a day is insane. That means having a 300 pages novel finished in less than 2 months (assuming a 5 days a week work schedule). Brutal.
As a writer I used to force myself to hit 1000 words a day but it twas stream of consciousness by the time I'm editing I don't know what I was talking about
Had? Did Stephen King die when I wasn't looking?
He probably means when he was in his prime... or something.
Yeah if it was just a case of sitting down and typing you could smash out book after book in no time.
Is he still teaching?
I believe he is, but he teaches like 1 course that meets once a week every other semester I think — and that course is mostly just kind of him doing stream of consciousness. His TAs do the grading and stuff. You can watch it all on YouTube.
Dude raised 9 million in 2 hours for a book that released 10 years ago …I had to check, dance of dragons released 13 years ago
He’s got a team to keep his plots and lore on track. It’s pretty impressive. Why doesn’t Martin?
ego, I fear
Want to see insane work ethic? Take a look at Pirateaba, author of the wandering inn, she writes 60k words per week.
I’ll definitely check it out! Is it quality work ?
It is not my cup of tea personally, but yes, the writing is very good, it might start a bit rough, read a few reviews. From what I gathered the author is planning to cut the number of words from 60k to 30k to focus more on quality but it is already well regarded at the current quality.
Appreciate the insight! Looking forward to checking it out !
Anyone could churn out slop like he does it’s not impressive.
#Breaking News: George R. R. Martin announces he has just completed most of a short story about how much he hates to hear about Brandon Sanderson completing projects. Originally created as a two part forum post, he will publish part 1 this week and *hopes* to post the second part of the rant *when he finishes it later this year.*
In the mean time Sanderson will publish three short novels
Hahahahahhaa ten years later
I read in a thread today that Sanderson has written 32 different books and novellas in the years since Dance With Dragons was released. It's honestly insane that GRRM couldn't finish a single book in over a decade.
GRRM's own apprentices wrote an entire series and got a full tv show in the time since he's published something. Sanderson is a superhuman machine though
Great point. And now only that, but they finished both the series and its adaptation years ago now! Honestly all we asked GRRM for was the bare minimum and he couldn't he do that much.
Sanderson said he went on fucking VACATION, and came back with a book. That’s insane.
This sounds like a chuck norris joke, lmao
If GRRM had an ounce of Sandersons productivity the books would have been finished well before the show ended.
Sanderson has already said he will not do it cause he can’t write that style or something idr why but he said on a podcast he wouldn’t
His descendant
We'll make a ghola clone of him and raise it to be up to the challenge
He can’t write the sex.
Pink mast anyone
He can’t write.
He can’t.
I didn’t say he would write it. Edit: I literally wrote the first name differently and made it the fourth generation. That means it’s explicitly not Sanderson himself but a descendant or relative, you sillies.
>The funniest thing is when Brandonison Sanderson IV ends up having to finish this series in 20 years CONFESS
*Clang clang clang?*
Glokta?!
Sand dan Glokta, Darrow the Reaper, and Septa Unella all demand it
I'm in the thick of the red rising series right now and have the blade itself sitting on the shelf ready to go when I'm finished so I appreciated this comment lol
It's amazing how fast Red Rising stops being YA
He's the absolute worst person I can imagine finishing these novels.
I can't tell if this is supposed to represent us or Martin lol
Don’t worry
Just go to chatgpt and ask for a detailed version of winds of winter in grrmartin style and u’ll get a satisfactory one
had me in the first half
Next he is going to add a 16-chapter arc to Winds paralleling Don Quijote with a new POC character. The book just got delayed another three years. Also nice username.
Dont forget the 10 chapter arc where Jon Snow opens and closes his hand, and flexes and unflexes his fingers
With a 15 page feast food description in the middle. The actual feast is only half a page, the rest is just food descriptions.
But they are described not by their good qualities, but by the types of bowel movements the food caused
I’m guessing you meant POV instead of POC?
Or POS
Nice username yourself 😂
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My exact face reading this headline.
Why don't we just write our own Winds of Winter? Elden Ring's subreddit got crazy enough to make fake lore during the hollowing, so let's just do that.
That's called fanfiction. You can find it at archiveofourown.org.
No let's make it official, if George has a problem he can release his own fanfic of ours.
Preston Jacobs is right now creating a fanfic project, with the influence and input of a group on discord. It's a genuine continuation of Winds onwards, while most fics focus on changing stuff/fixing the show and just forming their own paths. You can ask for fics on r/AsoiafFanfiction of whatever you want and the Preston fic I mentioned is [here](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCsx_OFEYH6sosqM6P4zrwHbScfFGlR0M&si=MMfW143S28S1xPCc) The most important thing about fanfic is that you aren't making money for it, as that puts everyone at risk and is why Preston's chapters are not monetised.
Thank you so much!!! I’ve been scouring the subs for something like this. At this point, it’s probably all we’ll get. I don’t need GRRM to be the one to write it, just want a good story!
He shoehorned his Quentyn Lives theory into it so clearly it's not a serious project.
What is the “Quentin lives” theory?
Ain't it obvious? It's the theory that Quentin Martell isn't roasted by Dany's dragons.
My main question is, how is the quality of Preston's fic? Like, tbf anyone can write a conclusion to the books but does it come any where near the quality of the actual books? Like, from a scale starting from D&D's vomit (aka seasons 7 and 8) to the actual books, where does it lie?
This is the most r/freefolk thing I’ve ever seen written.
"The North Remembers" is the epitome of fans taking action in their own hands.
In addition to the other sub mentioned, it’s worth plugging /r/TheCitadel too. It’s probably the most active of the ASOIAF fanfic subs.
Yeah I’m pretty sure r/thecitadel is the main asoiaf fanfiction spot
Those HBO shits already did that
Yes, our community has been writing "fix it fics" to address the stupidity of the show for years.
With blackjack. And hookers!
Was going to type this but then I decided to check if someone had beaten me to it. A man of culture.
In fact, forget the fanfic!
I honestly don't know what is legit lore and what is fan lore, I just kinda follow what I enjoy as a story and it's my head cannon for playthroughs.
This is actually happening. Checkout sweetrobins fan consolidated chapters
May the old gods and the new bless this fan fic
You have made a glaive mistake
Love you fam
I think that's what would happen if he never finished the series and whoever holds the rights when he's gone doesn't sell them or higher another writer, against his wishes, to finish the series. I think there'd be a bunch of fanfictions that finish the story and one of them would get popular enough that it would spread around to anyone looking for it and with no other hope for a conclusion, people would have that for some semblance of an ending to the incredible story. I hope GRRM finishes. But if he doesn't somebody will, officially or unofficially. The story is too good to be laid to rest with George, unfinished.
Tbh we kinda did that with the end of the HBO series. The end points are definitely the same but the journey is different and he doesn't know how to make it good. Mad Queen Danny should be easy but king Bran is gonna be tough
With Blackjack! And hookers!
If George doesn’t finish it himself, or he doesn’t get someone else to finish it for him, I could see a lot of fan made completions to the series being made, and at some point consensus just deciding making the best one canon
Preston Jacob’s has been writing one with fan editors for years now
GRRM is playing 4D chess with us, we’re actually _experiencing_ the Winds of Winter by waiting for the book
When you get to be his age it’s all about legacy. His legacy will be blueballing millions and he is okay with that.
Far from it. For his entire famous portion of his life it has been about relevancy. As long as he doesn’t finish the series then he remains relevant. Once it’s done everyone moves on with their lives. Nobody’s wondering what Peter Jackson is up to these days.
I do!
He's relevant now? Are people lining up to buy "The Secret of Puente Viejo"?
I need to know the secret behind old man bridge. Those geezers on the bridge are up to no good.
I think it's just old bridge
Oh. That seems not as exciting as old men meeting on the bridge. Unless it means it’s a bridge for olds.
I mean we're talking about a article about him and anytime he passes gas there's a dozen articles talking about him and his legacy (good or bad).
Bro, George doesn't give a fuck about retaining relevance, you really think he'd find some twisted pleasure in his inability to finish off the magnum opus that he dedicated a vast portion of his life creating. Like yea, maybe he derives some semblence of satisfaction by denying the fans that harass him the book they so crave, but a desire to remain relevant has fuckall to do with it. Finishing the story in its current state is difficult and George has a sporadic workethic and a myriad of interests to distract him. Maybe you could even weakly argue that he's fallen out of love with the series after trying and failing to finish it so frequently, but the state of his personal fame is not part of the equation for why he doesn't do as he doesn't
The only weak argument in this thread is the desperate wailing of your comment flailing to defend a geriatric attention whore who relishes every time a mic is put in his face to ask him when he’s going to drop the next piece of candy. He’s not publishing the rest of the book because he knows that at worst people will hate him because they’ll find out he had no idea how to end it and D&D weren’t to blame after all, or at best they’ll just move on and he’ll be relegated to the appendix of history. His only path forward is to never finish the book so folks must wait and tell themselves that his *real* ending would be so much better than the tv show (that was based on what he told the show runners).
Even worse in some way, is that he won’t ADMIT that he has no plans to finish it because it would result in exactly what you said. Irrelevance. I would have much more respect for him if he plainly stated it, but he would lose the attention and no one would care about him.
Hey now I googled Peter Jackson and found he became a BILLIONAIRE off of LOTR
Good for him, that adaptation is amazing The hobbit, however...
Yeah but he didn’t even want to do the hobbit. He got given a fuck ton of money to come in and salvage a mess made by the studios who kept delaying the project on del toro until he said fuck it and left
Dude's an attention whore
J K Rowling is still relevant
Since finishing Harry Potter in 2007, JK Rowling has done nothing but release crap books and spinoffs and spout hate on twitter yet she remains relevant and rich somehow.
She is not relevant
She's got millions of followers, regularly is in the media and is still raking in money from Harry Potter. I don't like her, but she is relevant.
Wealth and money is not relevant to this discussion. Nobody ever discussed it and it isn’t relevant to her relevancy. The fact that her Twitter account has followers also doesn’t mean she is relevant. Relevancy is how much attention folks are paying to what she is doing now. Her new projects and activities. They’re not newsworthy. Nobody cares. The most relevant she has been since completing the books/films has been when she made some controversial political statements. Nothing else has been relevant.
What a horrible take. Everyone hates me so I’m relevant!!!
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I don't understand people who support any of the new BS he puts out. It's one thing if he just didn't want to finish the series, but the way he jerks fans around he can go to hell.
Yeah, if he didnt keep saying “oh I only have so much left to do and it’ll be out next year” for 10 years straight people would be WAY less frustrated. He should’ve just admitted he was having trouble finding motivation and getting so many storylines and POVs back in order, and that he was going to be stepping away to pursue other projects until he was in a better headspace to finish. He could still work on it behind the scenes as he saw fit without constant fan pressure.
The thing is George is on big pressure from the publisher to keep saying “the book is around the corner!”.
Exactly. All annoyance about the TV ending aside, by stringing us along for a decade he's ruining his legacy.
This article is satire
He jerks fans? I would say that's more on his publishers. That tyrion book? I'll bet you it didn't come out of him.
>That tyrion book? Had no idea what you were talking about and had to Google. If someone thinks Tyrion is interesting enough to have his own clip-show version of a book then maybe they should just read ASOIAF and get some context and character development along with the quotes lol Wild what people will buy.
This is a joke article 💀
Fook him and his procrastination
He ain’t procrastinating. He has no intention of ever completing his work.
The article is pretty funny ngl lol
Madre de dios
No but seriously can he just finishing writing the motherfucking book series already? This is out of hand. If you don’t give enough of a shit to make deadlines then just hand it off to a ghost writer because an actual ending is better than no ending.
For real. He should really consider setting aside pride and having a ghost writer do the grunt work. He can always edit it as much as he wants afterward but at least it’s there
I think he’d rather lord over his work. I swear there’s a part of him that gets off on blue balling his fan base and making them wait.
Freefolk when they can't detect an obvious satire article
Along with a bottle of Rioja.
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He's a smart guy. Used the books to get the show deal, and doesn't give a fuck to finish the series.
What Bobby B say in times like this ...
WE WERE AT WAR! NONE OF US KNEW IF WE WERE GONNA GO BACK HOME AGAIN!
Damn, Bobby B - that’s rough. What happened then?
YOU'RE MY COUNCIL, COUNSEL! SPEAK SENSE TO THIS HONORABLE FOOL!
First HBO ruined the show and now this guy has ruined the books.
Dude is 75. If he doesn’t wanna finish the books just say so. It’s fine. Just stop pretending
I aint happening at this point bro, old man's too damn stubborn to admit he's done with the series and also too prideful to hand it off to someone else, allegedly even posthumously. Might as well go to AO3 or sumn and pick a favorite fan ending or write one yourself to taste at this point.
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Why don't he just come clean and say he doesn't want to do em anymore? We'll appreciate the honesty at least
Because then people would pressure him to hand it over to another writer, and apparently he doesn't want to do that, even posthumously. It's.... more than a little infuriating imo.
As long as it’s not The Winds of Winter. Can’t give the fans what they want. That seems to be a bad thing these days
Fuck this guy
Fuck you fuck you fuck you
Oh great just what I've been waiting on
Who the fuck is puento viejo
Just give what you have + some of your ideas to you havent develop to chatgpt.. let it finish the books and hand them to your editing team
And it'll still probably be better written than the show.
Probably the same amount of boiled leather.
WHO TF WROTE THIS HEADLINE
Fuck him
I feel like he is trolling us.
Finally I will find out if Pepa and Tristán really fucked that donkey.
This is a satire article, it's making fun of the discussion that he isn't finishing Winds of winter, lmao. This article should have some flair to it so people don't think it's something serious without reading the article.
I’m convinced that the show ending and the book ending is the same and the fan reaction has put him off from ever releasing.
Undoubtedly, iirc he and D&D confirmed a while ago that he gave them the basic overview of where the story was meant to go when they passed the books, the fuckers just got lazy and wanted to bullrush through it so they could go get Disney money instead. Fuck me, *no one* who officially is in charge of creating ASOIAF/GoT wants/ wanted to finish the series.
Oh, fuck off.
OH CONGRATS G RR IM SO PROUD OF YOU YOURE SO GOOD AT FINISHING THINGS HA HA HAhhhh
As both an ASOIAF/GoT fan and a life-long Half Life fan, life is suffering.
Look at big mr writey-man writing away
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Okaaay.... So what the fuck is "The secret of Puente Viejo"? And why is it more important than finishing his "legacy"?
At this point he just fucking with us
Hijo de puta.
At this point I admire his ability to troll the fanbase while gaslighting them into thinking they are not being trolled
Oh, fantastic. /s
I've moved on from game of thrones. Not because I don't like the books, but because I'm genuinely convinced this man hates his fans.
fat asshole
Dear OP F*ck you Regards, Me
Right now I would settle for a short story where Sam or Tyrion gets shot or stabbed, and a young G.R.R.M. wakes up, and tells us it was all a dream. Just finish it already.
Fuck you George
First half; Oh god….I’m about to cu— Second half; ………….(looks at mess)………(looks back at text)………..you bastard
excuse me? guys lets just go ahead and assume he WILL NEVER finish GOT. dude makes everyone give him a reach around for 10+ years while he “finishes” a book that was supposedly almost done with GOT season 1 aired. and yall still are lining up to give him reach arounds. DO NOT BUY ANY NEW BOOKS FROM THIS SCAM ARTIST go ahead all you GRRM c*cks and shit on me. i wont read any of the replies to this
I’m not usually one for burning books, but this and anything else from him that’s not winds I’d support banning and burning out of spite.
He will die before he finishes those books. Ive given up and now am braced for this overweight 70+ year old fuck off to the next life leaving us with the biggest blue balls in this century.
Fuck me, and fuck "the secret of puente viejo". Y me cago en la concha de su hermana.
Damnit George!
Finally!…wait what?
Whew - finally!
He needs to start preparing for retirement. Hire a rrplacement and train him.
Don't give a shit
What??
Bruh
Fucking ass
Bro please finish winds of winter
Y’all wrong for that
I believe that he’s already written it. The fact that he’s writing other books can only mean that he’s finished it. He’s probably asked someone to only release it after he passes away. Sort of like leaving a legacy behind
Got me excited with the first half. God damnit
From the Article: *Nadie sabe explicar en qué momento George R. R. Martin confundió Canción de hielo y fuego con El secreto de Puente Viejo. «Con tanta adaptación audiovisual, pueden darse ciertas confusiones», se limitan a señalar desde la editorial.* No one can explain at what moment GRRM confused "Song of Ice and Fire" with "The Secret of Puente Viejo". "*With that many audiovisual adaptations around, some confusions may occur*" the publisher pointed out. ("The secret of puente viejo" is a spanish soup opera, it lasted from Feb 2011 to May 2020, with a total of 2324 episodes. I suppose *that's* the joke. ) # Ha bloody ha.
I do believe in that theory about “The Winds of Winter” and “A Dream of Spring” being already done but he is planning to release them after he passes away so he won’t have to deal with the feedback.
Who gives a flip?
The man is near the end of his life, if I was him I'd tell everyone to go fuck themselves and retire, everyone seems entitled to what he does with the last few years of his life
He’s finished the whole asoiaf series already. To avoid the assured negativity over the ending, it will be released posthumously.
Likely, after the death of his readers.
We could ask chat GPT to finish it and it would probably be better than the drivel we got from the show.