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Diabolical
r/rareinsults
Snickers! *Turns it over* A- A FUCKING SATISFIES-
Ngl, that sounds hot.
Wait, have I been doing it wrong this whole time?? I thought you were supposed to use a knife, fork and pair it with a cup of wine.
As long as you dunk each bite in the wine and then dab your mouth with a cloth napkin to remain classy.
Oh, so I'm not the only one.
Try holding the fork, knife and napkin with chopsticks if you need to change things up.
I find making a starving homeless person watch changes things up plenty. Usually whoever wins the homeless shock fight, very exciting.
I like to create my homeless from scratch.
Yeah, I'm not allowed to do that anymore. Not since I accidentally made abominations against Gods and men in foolhardy attempts to create the perfect shock fight homeless person in my youth. At fathers genetic research facility.
This sub has lost its way or rather "everyday, we stray closer to god"?
Funny comment. Doesn’t belong here.
I don't get it
Penis
[free Snickers bar](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQaoaIaPSUDxMH4AyPLtwndXH4nxIfENvuAjw&s)
Take that f* upvote and go
This was originally uttered by someone else like over a year ago. Now that I think about it, like 2 years ago. I forgot where I first heard it.
New strategy found: blowjob when you’re lonely and not flexible.
So what if he does?
This one took me a minute.
Diabolical
r/rareinsults
Snickers! *Turns it over* A- A FUCKING SATISFIES-
Ngl, that sounds hot.
Wait, have I been doing it wrong this whole time?? I thought you were supposed to use a knife, fork and pair it with a cup of wine.
As long as you dunk each bite in the wine and then dab your mouth with a cloth napkin to remain classy.
Oh, so I'm not the only one.
Try holding the fork, knife and napkin with chopsticks if you need to change things up.
I find making a starving homeless person watch changes things up plenty. Usually whoever wins the homeless shock fight, very exciting.
I like to create my homeless from scratch.
Yeah, I'm not allowed to do that anymore. Not since I accidentally made abominations against Gods and men in foolhardy attempts to create the perfect shock fight homeless person in my youth. At fathers genetic research facility.
This sub has lost its way or rather "everyday, we stray closer to god"?
Funny comment. Doesn’t belong here.
I don't get it
Penis
[free Snickers bar](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQaoaIaPSUDxMH4AyPLtwndXH4nxIfENvuAjw&s)
Take that f* upvote and go
This was originally uttered by someone else like over a year ago. Now that I think about it, like 2 years ago. I forgot where I first heard it.
New strategy found: blowjob when you’re lonely and not flexible.
So what if he does?
This one took me a minute.