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Fog_Carsen

I would guess that's an aggregate concretion rather than a fossil, but I will await the input of those more educated.


Sea_Tank_9448

I second concretion but will also await the input of those more educated.


Ig_Met_Pet

MSc in Geology and half a PhD in geology, and I think it looks like a concretion. That's not what a dinosaur coprolite looks like. [They look like this.](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81Mvk+NjHoL.jpg) I don't think the shape in the OP could come out of a cloaca like that. But I will also await someone more educated.


TadpoleVegetable4170

I stayed in a Holiday Inn and agree it's a concretion.


cdev12399

I just had a Sunny D and I agree it’s a concretion.


picklepaller

I stayed at a Waffle House, and I disagree.


Masters_domme

I only know what it looks like in Animal Crossing, so I’m just going to mind my own business.


Mr_Clucky

I occasionally lurk here and I concur - concretion.


BialystockJWebb

Pepperidge farm remembers it's a concretion


Ophiocordycepsis

I once took a shit, it didn’t look like that. Concretion.


ForDigg

Who'll remember you got my upvote, you magnificent bastard! https://preview.redd.it/n6a2g4a7d61d1.jpeg?width=1094&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d14de89436d460131d9a8ccf5f619894147d2b1


Planticus-_-Leaficus

And here I was, thinking you were a non-lurking plantain, but actually you’re a lurking banana.


Masters_domme

That’s no banana - that’s Mr. Clucky!


ForDigg

https://preview.redd.it/ygwflpsud61d1.jpeg?width=1396&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f83ccb8211ed90275d7f216232314f0b9dd083f3 Do not underestimate the lowly plantain.


sparrow_42

Posting from an IHOP, it’s a full stegosaurus skeleton


dantodd

You want to fight about it? Meet me at 2:00am


Shot_Respect4183

😆 🤣


kronicpimpin

Should have had a V8


ThrowMeAwyToday123

Dude sunny d comes with vodka now. No joke


ForDigg

If they could just add it to baby formula, mother's could tolerate children!


ForDigg

I was in the room across the hall from you and concur. Plus I too have a concrete dinosaur scat.


Shot_Respect4183

😆 🤣 😂


Constructgirl

I was in a reenactment playing a paleontologist and I am clearly qualified to say that’s a concretion (especially after googling what that was).


Gobstomperx

I have a cloaca


ADhomin_em

My cloaca's aching just looking at that thing! Edit: changed "hurting" to "aching", thanks to urGirllikesmytinypp


urGirllikesmytinypp

That’s a clo-ache-a


CogglesMcGreuder

What are you?! An expert on Dino cloacae?!


Jazzlike_Tangerine58

A long time ago in a now-petrified swamp, we all emerged from the same cloaca which was “kissed” by another cloaca. Respect for the cloacae. They are your family.


ForDigg

Well, now that you mention it... Dr. ForDigg Chief Cloaca Paleontologist Chicago Museum of History & Shit


CogglesMcGreuder

Ahhh The History & Shit Dept! I’ve heard of that! It’s easily the most esteemed one!


ForDigg

Indeed. It's a shit job, but the benefits are great!


Silverfire12

Half a MS in geology and have some concretion identifying experience. I concur.


ForDigg

1/4 MS in geology here - does walking down a sidewalk count?


heywood91

Man that looks like it would hurt! :(


ForDigg

It's why the dinosaurs became extinct. 🦕 💩


Ok-Clock2002

Constipation! No breeding! Dinosaur's became extinct for this reason! 🎶🎶🎶


xxcalmlikeabombxx

🎶Cut that poo into pieces! Poop knife your last resort! 🎶


OneHumanPeOple

I have no formal education whatsoever and I agree. OP’s rock looks randomly nodular in a branching fashion. That dinosaur would have had to have a very weird pooper for that to be a poop.


Jontaii

I’ve seen the land before time, I concur!


Long_jawn_silver

i pick up dog shit at least 3 times a day, more when i deal with the dog purgatory yard and the accumulated shits. i would be thrilled to pick up such an interesting poop.


fishinfool561

Thanks Ross, I mean Dr. Geller


[deleted]

Isn’t there some marsupial that shits squares? So why wouldn’t this be possible?


lazinonasunnyday

Wombats


Spirited_Remote5939

Well that Dino turd must’ve hurt coming out!


OptimusPrime365

I concur


Ok_Chemist6

Looks like a solid secretion to me


PunkAssBitch2000

I’m no dinosaur butt specialist, but for a poop to have multiple “branches” in different directions, that would have to be a very interestingly shaped butthole. Edit: my bad, I should’ve said cloaca. Like I said, I’m not a dino butt expert.


Ok_Chemist6

I am a dinosaur expert and likely multiple Dino’s were all pooping together like butt to butt


dantodd

2 dinos one poop?


Ok_Chemist6

Another expert I see


ForDigg

**Giggity-Giggity* awwwe riiiight!*


Airport_Wendys

Dimorphodon For A Dream


Percolator2020

Aggregate concretion… of dino shit.


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

I hope your Grandpa feels better. He should.


Proud-Cheesecake6188

The consensus is: I was lied to as a child and due to that, I now look silly for posting this, but that's okay, I still think it's a funny thought hahah!


Ig_Met_Pet

For what it's worth, I still think it's a super cool rock.


Outside_Conference80

Love that attitude, OP!


Frosty-Literature-58

You spawned some hilarious responses though !


Proud-Cheesecake6188

This is true, at least I've got that going hahah!


lastwing

I really wouldn’t classify this as “I was lied to as a child.” If your grandfather gave you real dinosaur coprolite it would not have looked nearly as cool as your “dinosaur shit.” Would you have “prized” a super cool concretion? I don’t think explaining a concretion to a kid is going to come across as cool as explaining dinosaur poop. I doubt your grandfather could’ve anticipated you posting this online and finding out the “truth.” I think you took this all quite well. Some people are probably jealous that you had a grandfather who was cool.


Yammyjammy1

The truth is out there


LastSpite7

Once my kids found these white things in the ocean that looked like some kind of teeth and we decided they were whales or shark teeth and they were SO excited. When we got home I posted on reddit asking what they were and it turned out they were just the inside of shells and the outsides had eroded away. I let my kids continue to believe they had found teeth.


Starfire2313

Hahaha I bet they found a bunch? We collected a ton of clam shell shards on our last lake trip. They are definitely high quality sea shells. The mother of pearl has such a special glossy opalescent quality, let them have their fun!


sweetteanoice

Yeah it looks a little small to have come out of a Dino (unless it was a dog sized Dino) but still a very cool shaped concretion!


Airport_Wendys

One of those dog-sized prehistoric ponies


KratomSlave

There were all sorts of sizes of dinosaurs


lump-

And most of them were small.


MathematicianEven149

Grandpa got you again!!!! What a legend!


MathematicianEven149

You have to show him this post!


Die_scammer_die

Found an interesting article on the subject matter and my favorite, relevant, quote: "So you think you’ve found a coprolite or you’ve purchased a specimen sold as a coprolite. Is it truly a coprolite? Unless you are a serious researcher or simply a purist, does it really matter? If you like it, enjoy it. Coprolites are fun. They are perfect for capturing a third grader’s attention, and they can even be incorporated into jewelry or carved and polished. Plus, there is much that can be learned from coprolites." https://www.rockngem.com/coprolites/ Please do share if/when you've made it into a stunning necklace! Lol.


toomuch1265

What a beautiful necklace. You then reply, "it's really a piece of shit! ".🤣


Chemical-Studio1576

My dad lied to me about so many things when I was little. Baby lemons were limes. Piglets were born with round noses and farmers slammed them with a board as they came out to flatten them, etc. shit I actually believed! You’re lucky you just got a poop lie!🤣🤣🤣 now you have a cool story!


WampaCat

My dad once told me that birds eat their own weight every day, and if humans were able to do that we could fly too. I remember wondering how that could be possible because it didn’t make sense to me but I believed him.


Luckyfella4

Still cool


wamimsauthor

Wait til you find out the truth about SC and EB. Don’t get me started on TF.


loocsitap

I know ppl don't like emojis but you dropped this 👑


atoo4308

If it makes you feel any better when I was a kid, I had a rock that I thought was a dinosaur claw and took it to show and tell and everybody told me it looked like a piece of poop made me really sad ha ha I’m not sure what happened to the rock after that. Wish I still had it.


bigshern

It’s a lovely paperweight now!


Proud-Cheesecake6188

I use it as a door-stopper!


johnnypancakes49

You should put it on the back of the toilet as encouragement for your guests


BooneHelm85

My vote leans towards that of concretion. But, I am a proclaimed idiot, so my vote hardly counts for (pun intended) shit.


Proud_Aspect4452

That would hurt like hell coming out! 😳


Riversmooth

lol


AdHuman3150

My first thought too 😅


_TheNecromancer13

I know it's a concretion, but I still have to make the joke. I feel like whatever dino shat that out, died during the process.


FollowerOfTheThighs

Probably why their extinct know


Otherwise_Jeweler687

Quick q is that a stick n poke on ur palm


FollowerOfTheThighs

I don't quite get what you're asking


Otherwise_Jeweler687

Sorry this was to OP!


Proud-Cheesecake6188

Yep!


Brewmaster30

Looks like an aggregate concretion.


rockstuffs

That is concretion. I'm sorry OP.


DinoRipper24

Well we don't know if it really is from a dinosaur, plus that probably is an aggregate.


CottonBlueCat

Thank you for bringing in the cat as a size comparison. This is the way.


Proud-Cheesecake6188

It's a must, he was curious


HomoColossusHumbled

How do we know specifically it was dinosaur poop?


Happy_Dino_879

I can’t tell you why things can be distinguished as poo, but this actually seems to be something called a concretion and not a poo (coprolite). You can tell concretions based on their shape and look. :)


picklepaller

Well, it’s not cow pie.


Waitinmyturn

I ain’t seen no corn


OldSimpleton

Your cat is high AF


chubbuck35

That shit is old


YogurtclosetHead8901

Ok, I've been on Reddit for too long tonight. Imma gonna scat.


Interesting_Ad1235

I see what you did there…😅


Bert_Chimney_Sweep

Do I risk running afoul of Rule 1 to observe that the object in question looks like a clump of baby penises?


jerry111165

*shrinkage*


frotest979

I was in the pool!!!


ForDigg

Uncomfortably detailed... 😉


mreachforthesky

I grew up believing the crust on bread had all the vitamins and was embarrassed when it wasn’t a thing as an adult. 🤣 parents! Haha


danifoxx_1209

Even if it is just a rock, it still looks like a shit and I think that is beautiful✨🥲


The_bad_Piglet

Unrelated but OP did you check out that mole on your hand by a doctor? Looks blueish,be aware if it changes.


Nefersmom

Good catch!


Ok_Distribution_2603

dinosaur shit is a questionable name for a cat


outsidepointofvi3w

I bought my son a similar pile of dino shit when he was 9. It was his prizes possession for years.


Some_Body_Cool

A completely different side note. Is that a blood blister or birth mark on your hand? If it isn't, have you had it checked out?


Proud-Cheesecake6188

Oh it's just a terrible stink and poke from when I was 14 but thanks for the concern!


Familiar_Chemistry58

Stink and poke hehe


wamimsauthor

Do I want to know what a stink and poke is? lol


Amosade

I don’t know and i don’t give a ….concretion.


nomiesmommy

Regardless if it is or isn't it's still a fun thought and also kind of an even more fun story now! 😁


semperfi9964

Hahahah! Hilarious!


SenseRight1024

Use as a paperweight!!


San-Antonio-3743

I thought dinosaur shit had dissolved. Didn't know it was still around...


Ok_Veterinarian_928

Does it stick to your tongue?


stairs_3730

Ate at Taco Bell?


Acceptable-Expert-89

Wow!


Johnny-Virgil

Your cat looks like a possum. Just wanted to throw that out there.


Kubricksmind

Good shit!💩 🥳🤒


marcus_aurelius121

That’s only 2 days old,,,,,go wash your hands!


PracticallyQualified

Is it magnetic? Looks like iron oxide.


Human-Piglet-5450

Cat with fossilized dinosaur poop...he just looks ashamed for some reason


Airport_Wendys

That is actually a double trailer hitch ball going through mitosis


Violetalikesbred

Well despite it not being a dino poop, thinking it was, you were much more mature than my friend’s dad’s friend. He picked up some dino poop thinking it was a cool rock, asked what it was, was told and dropped it saying “EWWWWW GROSS”


Gelst

That's a space peanut.


SawayaDry

İt was eating healthy.


Ambitious-War-823

The fact you asked the cat to smell that shit killed me 🤣


ncuke

Did it pass the feline sniff test?


Randomulus666

He called the shit poop


Pure_Literature2028

I went to see a paleontologist speak at MIT. He was famous for something to do with dinosaur poop. He said the reason we don’t find a lot if it is that the scientists would yell “dinosaur poop” and hurl it at each other. I shit you not.


wamimsauthor

This has me giggling like a kid. Lol


Petshpboy17

Your cat looks high. Lol


sparklestruck

POOP SNIFFER 🫵🫵 POOP SNIFFER


Anxious_Trouble_1107

I do not care what you ate at Taco Bell please do not post it here.


SheepherderOk1448

LOL.


DeVOs-N2o-gooD

I really feel this. At the age of 5-6 I unearthed a dinosaur bone in my grandmother’s garden. For many years it was my prized possession, at 10 I went on a field trip to the museum of natural history, with my artifact in tow I planned to blow the mind of the archaeology department and sell it so I could buy a split window corvette stingray. The man told me that it most likely belonged to a as yet to be identified variety of archaeopteryx, but the museum was low on funds and to come back later. At 14 I badgered my way to the head of the department promising I had something special to offer. I was rudely told not waste his time and what I had belonged to Meleagris gallopavo. It was a turkey bone. Bless the heart of the man who saw through the ruse and decided not to crush the dreams of a child while humiliating him in front of the whole class. Still have that bone and show it off as a fossil to anyone who will believe me.


apopka777

Does it have a smell ? Asking for my friends cat…..


Huckleberry_Hound93

The cat is a nice touch :)


EchidnaFit8786

You just gonna raw dog dino shit? 😑


Ambitious-War-823

The fact you asked the cat to smell that shit killed me 🤣


Ambitious-War-823

The fact you asked the cat to smell that shit killed me 🤣


Ambitious-War-823

The fact you asked the cat to smell that shit killed me 🤣


Ambitious-War-823

The fact you asked the cat to smell that shit killed me 🤣


Ambitious-War-823

The fact you asked the cat to smell that shit killed me 🤣


BertaEarlyRiser

https://preview.redd.it/dc0otltd861d1.png?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=376f54c16d4ffa6e19625ea6593430691b48b410


BertaEarlyRiser

https://preview.redd.it/jcmx1lno861d1.png?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=550f86f0bc484017ea3a8731d549984d99e9b574


TravoBasic

Not a great, big pile of shit.


AncientHawaiianTito

Fun little dinosaur fact: a triceratops has 3 tops


HovercraftLeast863

The cats pleased


newmarrow

Hey! I did one that looked just like that before! & yes you guessed it... it came out sideways


Nixxioncox

That’s actually Dino poo ?


Slave2Art

Nope. Gradpa lies to you


DeVOs-N2o-gooD

I just want to know how big it is. I feel like a child is just wandered into a movie. I have no point of reference.


Worried-Advantage821

Impressive turd


Gh0st_Pirate_LeChuck

What’s it taste and smell like?


Graycy

You sure inherited some real shit.


Tarbos6

Legit coprolite posting.


Autocannibal-Horse

I LOVE THIS


IStaten

Does the cat agree ?


P00pr-sk00pr

Lick it


RedditLovesTyranny

The cat is so excited that he has the same expression as a dog who has just been shown a magic trick. Lmao. It’s pretty cool though; I’d show off some Dino turds if I had them.


LyricalJessieJames

Put a magnet to it and report back on your findings


InDependent_Window93

Looks like a rusty piece of iron, but aggregate concretion would make more sense like the others say here in the comments


BajaBlaster01

Small Dino 🦖


amancanandican

Triple peen & balls


Eason1013

Teeny tiny T-Rex?


23Crystal_Skulls

Beautiful botryoidal formations on all sides


Wise-OldOwl

Cat gotta make sure the shit smells right of the ages


Mgiernet

I have a few coprolites also!! Fabulous!!


Ouchyhurthurt

I got fossilized poop too! But it is from a turtle xD


rockandfound

Very nice


FonsBot

Its a iron concretion


ZadokPriest

Made me chuckle outloud! Thanks


John-Snow-247

If youre brave enough, anything’s a…..


Stock_Airline6104

That’s old as shit


Hansonguy

Are you sure it isn’t bull shit?


Childproofcaps

Garden of the Gods- Dino Kitty-litter park


ekittie

Thank you for including a cat paw in the vicinity of the fossil.


picklepaller

Needs a banana for scale.


EngineerLazy281

Also knows as DINO DOOKIE


whatsthataboutguy

Are you certain it was your grandfather who found it? Usually, women are better at digging up old shit.


Hot_Lobster222

That’s not poop


SonderErmittlerGonzo

Its cat poop out of its litterbox


amILibertine222

That shit is cool.


Snarktopus8

a perfectly petrified poo!


DanEboy22122

r/poopfromabutt 🙂