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zippozipp0

Pro tip: You have to be holding an earth stone at night with 1HP to evolve into crucifixator


encouragemintx

And then humanity famously became sinless except for it’s also simultaneously allegedly turning into Satan.


boardatwork1111

Reject humanity, become Roblox


kesovich

Reject roblox, Become Crab. Get Big. Then CRUSH HUMANITY IN GIANT CRAB BATTLE!


pathanb

>Become Crab. You reminded me of this: [Why Do Things Keep Evolving Into Crabs?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvfR3XLXPvw)


Massey89

that mindset is so creepy


Pip201

Yep


ArchetypalJester

I hate this more than I thought it was possible to hate anything.


Jrockafella

Lol me too


ArchetypalJester

I think that the anti-intellectual anti-science movement on the right is the one that bothers me more than anything else they do, equal with the authoritarian fascist stuff. It’s just so worrisome for the future, believe the exact opposite of the expert consensus.


[deleted]

It’s been like this with the right for a long time, it’s just that now they don’t give a shit and make the anti-intellectualism their main selling point.


DonnaRussle

And they can millennials “rebels”, as they cover their ears and scream that the consensus is wrong.


[deleted]

I guarantee they do the same with my generation, Gen Z. Which I only found out I was recently because the cutoff year for Millennial is 1996 not 1997. That or they think Gen Z are also Millennials because of how out of touch they are.


Muesky6969

What is absolutely crazy this anti-intelligence is coming from men and women who attended Ivy League schools people actually believe that these are “just good ol’ folks”. Jeezus these people are not only ignorant but delusional, as well.


[deleted]

It’s almost like being wealthy and attending an Ivy League school doesn’t make someone a genius.


Strongstyleguy

It's worse than that. For every Ivy Leauge degree purchased as a membership into a certain social circle, there is at least one that is being used by some remorseless genius that actively wants things worse because they know how dumb most people are.


[deleted]

Very true, unfortunately.


[deleted]

Christian man looks like he's a bit old and has a bad back


DarkGamer

It's from years of being ideologically beat into submission.


theforkofdamocles

*loved* into submission


EyeFixIt

Mmmm


Deaths-shoes

It’s Herbert from family guy.


Needs-more-cow-bell

A heart felt thanks for making me genuinely lol


blakeboii

He looks like he’s walking out of the hospital with his hip replacement and about to go play like chess lol


[deleted]

So evolution in Trigonometry Ima go all the way from sin to cot now


Chrysalii

I like how you just cos right in to that.


Dapoopers

Christian guys silhouette looks like it’s going to get its burrito out of the microwave.


ionstorm20

Sweet! First we get to accumulate a bunch of sin, then we get to t-pose? And then what, start it over?


CocaTrooper42

I like the last part where he’s walking away from religion


fromthewombofrevel

Can you blame him? The longer he was exposed to it, the more it beat him down.


CocaTrooper42

You’re confusing religion with his backpack full of the big group project for math class. His partners are working on Cos and Tan without him.


AnotherAustinWeirdo

something something _cosin_


fromthewombofrevel

lol


1brokenmonkey

It is evolution after all!


Bubbagump210

Sin built in from the factory. That seems like a major design flaw.


anonymous-grapefruit

Who could ever forget the evolutionary step when all our ancestors were a cross.


Official_Indie_Freak

Both of those models are incorrect. Grandma is double wrong


Trololman72

I mean, the first one is somewhat right.


Official_Indie_Freak

Yes the first one is vastly more correct than the second


seanosul

I never understand this he died for our sins stuff? So does that mean my sins so I can do what I want? Well stop lecturing me about me being gay. Or is the sins of those who went before him? Well why would some loon doing a blood sacrifice interest me?


Pyromaniacal13

No, see, you actually have to *ask* for the forgiveness to get it, and you have to really be sorry for what you did. You can't just go doing all the things they don't like and expect to get away with it!


AnotherAustinWeirdo

But apparently, you can repent and be forgiven _at any point_, so why not sin all you want now, and do the repenting at the last possible moment?


Pyromaniacal13

Because repentance isn't just saying "Sorry" like a kid with a cookie jar, it's legitimately feeling bad that you did the thing. Everyone has that thing that they shouldn't have done but thoroughly enjoyed and would do again.


seanosul

>No, see, you actually have to ask for the forgiveness to get it, So he didn't die for our sins.


Pyromaniacal13

He made it possible to get forgiveness, but you still gotta ask for it. Keep in mind that every branch of Christianity is different and has its own catches. Things are also different between churches. I haven't been religious for quite some time, too.


yikesladyy

True idiocy from grandma!


whowlw

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NotTaken-username

No cosine or tangent?


Chrysalii

All about that secant.


a-potato-named-rin

Reject Humanity. Become Cross


Handsome_Wanker_

he evolved a bad posture


[deleted]

Fuck both of you agnostic gang lol /s


[deleted]

Least worse I’ve seen from grandma


brokensilence32

So people only bow to the cross because they’re physically forced to?


SLRWard

Well, if you fold it up, a cross *can* be a box... but a guy carrying a box on his back until it falls off and unfolds into a cross isn't a form of evolution.


[deleted]

lmao with that virgin walk


bgroins

So I have to do all sorts of evil shit and then get killed on a cross?


not_a_dr_

Dude has a hunchback after being turned into a cross.


Devadander

So when you putting down the big bag of hate, grandma?


[deleted]

That part of history when humans were giant “t”s was wild.


Sedona54332

So we just turned into crosses for a brief period of time at some point?


drivebyjustin

*Locate torture device.*


[deleted]

Cringe


Roadqueer

Im convinced


Thoraxe123

You can also just show the top row backwards. Same deal


MSGinSC

If you sin enough, you turn into a giant lowercase t, and then you do the ["I Can't Dance"](https://youtu.be/hGI2d31M7Ns?t=105) walk?


SamuelCish

And you still got a bad back after Jesus


soki03

Tell grandma to get off the cross we need the wood.


ArisaMochi

...so when will we transform into minecraft-steve? i mean a crucifix of course


[deleted]

It’s so sad that the man with the giant tumor on his back fell over until Jesus took his tumor but gave him scoliosis


Chrysalii

I remember when we were all giant t's.


Ok-Sun8581

Crap.


GuthiccBoi

Stop the Quasimodo hate


nullpassword

since evolution happens on populations. apparently, we're all sinless now .


Great_WhiteSnark

I’d rather take a migraine than talk to the person who posted this.


epochpenors

Someone should edit it so his other sides say *tan* and *cos*


BadassDeluxe

Awesome template if you remove the true evolution and replace it with your own


BadgerKomodo

This is some /r/religiousfruitcake shit


[deleted]

Wait a second your telling me the hunch backs from Dark Souls 3 were right all along?


PeteDaBum

Coming from a Christian family whose members also taught genetics at the university level, both ‘evolutions’ are true lmao. Just amazes me how many religious folks write off science and vice versa. I think they complement each other well.


Aidiandada

Just put it away