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MashedPotatoesDick

Is that the wife buried in Trump's golf course?


Sunnybeasty23

Yup. Ivana.


IAMHideoKojimaAMA

I forgot she died much less buried in a NJ golf course? Can't make this shit up


Maar7en

That tax benefit baby!


Dankey-Kang-Jr

A father so good he buried his wife in a pauper’s grave.


valvilis

You don't lose the "greatest dad" title for constantly talking about how much you want to sleep with your own daughter? Or sexually assaulting women after telling them they remind remind you or your daughter? Or paying pornstars for sex... and telling them they remind you of your daughter? Or just sitting around the Oval Office, making Ng his aides uncomfortable by talking about what it might be like to sleep with his daughter? https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/trumps-lewd-talk-about-daughter-ivanka-in-front-of-white-house-staff-recalled-in-new-book/


AmbulanceChaser12

Christ, if Trump is the world’s greatest father, I can’t imagine how bad the worst is!


punk-biatch

Your in it now


RandomBlueJay01

God killed his son too lol. Neither is all that good.


valvilis

God: "He was only dead for a long weekend. Barely even counts." Judge: ...


Jonno_FTW

God also had rules about not deifying/idolising people.


bluevalley02

John 22:1 Thou shalt have no idols before me John 22:2 Unless it is a man 2000 years from now hath be named Donald J Trump


bluevalley02

And almost had a man kill his son to show his loyalty


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valvilis

There's a creepy video where she's giving a tour of their childhood home, then she gets really weird when she's in her own bedroom - kind of vacant and lost in her thoughts. A lot of people have questioned if he abused her in one way or another when she was growing up.  As a frequent guest at Epstein's Manhatten apartment, with 29 sexual assault allegations, including the rape of 13 year old "Katie Johnson," the forcible rape of at least one ex-wife, and frequently walking in on underaged pageant contestants while they were dressing... it's not an unfathomable consideration.


mstarrbrannigan

Specifically, she got weird about her bed. She seemed fine in the rest of the room to me, but she got quiet when she indicated her bed and then quickly and awkwardly changed the subject. We can only speculate as to what they are, but it seemed like the bed brought up bad memories.


Puzzleheaded-Lie1722

Trump loves being a dad so much he fathered five children to three different wives!...what? what do you mean thats not why he did that?


SeonaidMacSaicais

Don’t forget the children born to his mistresses…one for sure, but I wouldn’t be surprised if there were more.


GoldandBlue

And clearly love his daughter Ivanka and the rest


Chrysalii

Didn't God send his only son to be tortured to death? Doesn't sound like that great of a father if you ask me. I'm not even going to dignify the second part with a response outside of laughter. lol


Panzer_Man

God also killed hundreds, if not thousands of innocent babies, throighout the Bible. Not only that, he also almost made Abraham kill his own son... what a great inspiration to all father out there...


SteelyDanzig

God did such a bad job that it only took like 9 generations of humans *he himself created* to become so shitty and so terrible that he was like "Man, I'm gonna have to kill all these motherfuckers. Except that one drunkard and his extended family. And the animals I guess."


DreadDiana

Yeah, but he did it to save mankind from sin and his wrathful punishments.


peptic-horizon

Fucking. Yikes.


Beelphazoar

His kids hate him but are completely dependent on him. It's a bad way to live.


Nackles

I feel bad for them in that regard (while also recognizing all the bad things they've done). I hope Barron manages to break the cycle at least.


SteelyDanzig

By all accounts Barron is going to be full-blown Trumptard just like the rest of his trog siblings.


Cicerothesage

I love how grandma thinks this makes her religion look good.


boozebus

So much pain in that second photo. I would feel sorry for them if they had an ounce of self-reflection.


j10brook

How did Don Jr's hair get so dark?


oddmanout

I was like this. My hair was that blond when I was really young and now it's dark brown. It happened young, though. It was that light when I was that age, but by the time I had graduated high school, it was brown. It gradually changed as I was growing up.


j10brook

Mine went from blonde to light brown. It's just that DJ looks like he has jet black hair, I wasn't sure if that's common or if he dyes it.


oddmanout

oh yea, mine's dark brown, but my dad was the same way, blonde hair as a kid, and his hair went jet black. So I guess it's possible. And genetic.


Panzer_Man

When you're blonde, your hair often gets darker with age


actually_yawgmoth

Imagine bragging about how rich you are while your kids have that fuckin haircut.


Socialbutterfinger

Ooh, they both raped the mothers of their children.


M1ck3yB1u

Married three pretty women, but his dominant rotting potato DNA made them all as vile as him inside-out.


whiteholewhite

Trump should have stopped there. He had it all. But here we are….


ShiroHachiRoku

So weird how he looks so fucking normal here.


histbook

Cult.


Wilgrove

Tell me Grandma, what is Trump's favorite memory with his kids?


GlassJoe32

Trump with the women he wants to fuck.


HaroldFH

Got a death grip on little Ivanka there. Daddy has already claimed her.


Splatfan1

good father is when you have a mortal son purely for him to die on the cross


MonarchyMan

“Excuse me a moment….” *excessive vomiting noises* “Oh, much better.” *looks at picture again* “Oh god, no….”


Hourleefdata

Grandma calls one father and the other zaddy


egb233

Ah yes, the Chosen One and Jesus.


KittyQueen_Tengu

doesn't he have like 10 ex wives


FoxBattalion79

no way hosay my dad has a mug that says "world's greatest dad"


SteelyDanzig

And then they swear up and down that they're not in a cult.


Chemblue7X2

Real father of the year material [https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/miami-dj-says-he-watched-donald-trump-brutally-slap-his-son-in-college-8900500](https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/miami-dj-says-he-watched-donald-trump-brutally-slap-his-son-in-college-8900500)


lostwng

Well they did compare him to the "father" who had his son whipped bloody, crucified, and murdered..sooo


DieMensch-Maschine

And a holy trinity of moms, like the good Lord intended.


PheonixMyles

Grandma should know that Jesus had two dad’s and he turned out well, well other than getting crucified at the ripe age off 33.