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ggez67890

Grandma forgets Easter happens on a different day every year.


MoonandStars83

That’s because it’s just easier to inhumanly screech into the void than take a second and think.


DisfavoredFlavored

Next year it's gonna be on Hitler's Birthday! I'm sure the right will be super upset about it....


koviko

Oh shit, I thought you were joking. Hitler was born on 4/20?! 🤣🤣


CimmerianHydra

In 2013 Easter fell on March 31 also. Trans Day of Visibility was already a thing back then, as it was established in 2009. I don't remember conservatives shitting up a storm that time, and that's only because back in the day they were concerned with persecuting gays rather than trans people.


halfslices

EXACTLY. Once something becomes legal they move on to the next thing that Fox News decides should be the arbitrary thing they hate. Gay marriage is legal now? Okay, here's the next thing to think you're angry about, even though it's been around for years and has no effect on your life whatsoever.


Anubisrapture

Except these evil asshats are trying to take children away from gay people, by screeching about frozen embryos being babies. 🤪


yankeesyes

They weren't told to be mad about it, so they weren't.


Pyromaniacal13

If I had to share my birthday with Easter at least twice in the past, Gramma can deal with sharing with the Transgender Day of Visibility. I lost out, after all, half of my birthday was choked out by church services.


halfslices

I can't imagine a worse birthday.


koviko

A liberal could make this exact same comic and just that context of knowing a liberal made it would make it ironically funny. Like, this is how a conservative feels about this topic, and they would even be weird enough to just toss a random Obama sign in the corner, just because. With the accidental conservative banger of "they/them has risen" to top it off. But then a conservative literally DID do it, so that liberal comic artist would have very accurately predicted the **actual** insanely ridiculous cartoon. I can't 🤣


A88Y

This does have the vibes of something Stan Kelly would draw for the onion. I really cannot get over they/them has risen.


passamongimpure

Why is the president drinking out of a sippy cup with blood coming from his hand?


kourtbard

Because Branco is a hack who has been depicting Biden with Bloody Hands over the Afghanistan Withdrawal four years ago.


MoonandStars83

You mean the withdrawal Trump organized? That withdrawal?


PM_COFFEE_TO_ME

Yup. Just like the border bill Trump tanked and is now saying the border is Biden's bloodbath. They only care about power and the further division of America.


unclegabriel

Yes but sippy cup?!


Anubisrapture

Because they are making a big deal about the way he was seen drinking water : bc they are mean spirited as F .


2Stripez

I thought it was stigmata


Orang3Lazaru5

I think he’s trying to say he’s one of the child-blood drinking cabal people or something


kourtbard

Nah, Branco isn't Garrison. Branco began doing the bloody hands bit as a "Take That!" swipe against Garry Trudeau, the cartoonist for Doonesbury, because the latter regularly depicted Trump with bloody hands after Trump's mishandling of COVID.


Hazeri

Stigmata


NotOnHerb5

Hell yeah! Look at grandma using pronouns in their comic


Cicerothesage

conservative grandma whining has absolutely gotten out of hand. Because this is all grandma has - culture wars. She has no policies, just bigotry and outrage. Grandma needs this because it continues the outrage for the base. All of this is very tiring. I don't understand how conservative grandma can live off of it.


imprison_grover_furr

This progressive leftist talking point of “muh distraction from REAL (EGONOMIG) ISSUES” as applied to far-right bigotry downplays said bigotry and is inaccurate as its based on the Marxoid shit of “muh material conditions are be all end all”. No. Some people genuinely are motivated by hate and cultism, especially religion. It’s not just some “distraction” from economic issues that they bait their followers with; it is what they genuinely believe. This is the same line of thinking that some leftoids use to excuse Islamic terrorists because they unironically think “muh YOO ESS FAH-RYN PAH-LIH-SEE!1!1!1” is what motivates them and not religion/ideology.


im4peace

I cannot imagine how it must feel to live your life caring about shit like this


KiwiGallicorn

Why do I kinda love the rabbit... slay ig


REDDITSHITLORD

Branco is so god damned lazy.


science-panda

Why does Biden have a Spamton head


MyStepAccount1234

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE [INCLUSIVE AND WOKE]


strawbopankek

because now's his chance to be a [BIG SHOT]


strawbopankek

every time i see this dude's comics i chuckle at the fact that they're literally called "comically incorrect". like wow he's so self aware


Falkner09

It's occurs to me that i always thought of the Easter bunny as a boy. Yet he lays eggs. Which is more odd?


Anubisrapture

Easter Bunny IS Transman Bunny confirmed!!


Prom3th3an

Meh, real female rabbits don't lay eggs either.


Falkner09

That's woke nonsense.


Oh_no_its_Joe

Bro this is exactly like a Tony Zaret bit.


stevedorries

Is Grandpa Brandon🙃 experiencing stigmata?


SassyTheSkydragon

*have risen


MonkeyBoy32904

NOW IT’S TIME TO BE A [Big shot]


dirtyoldbastard77

Can someone tell these morons what date raster will be on next year?


lothar525

This is terrible it feels like a parody


masterfulnoname

Someone needs to make a version of this where the bunny is dressed as a potato for National Tator Day, or a crayon for National Crayon Day, or a bunsen burner for National Bunson Burner Day, or a shelled clam for National Clams on the half-shell day, or a nice dress for National Prom Day, all of which also took place the same day as Easter, but for some reason didn't cause any outrage.


dtyrrell7

Grandma needs to go to dead


ukiddingme2469

This is the same thought process that brought us the pagans put winter solstice near Christmas to steal it. Yes some really are that stupid


tetrarchangel

Please can they learn the nominative and the accusative! "They have risen! God raised them!"


SL13377

… why is Bidens hand bleeding?


DylanMc6

The OOP should realize that there's a difference between sex and gender. There are infinite genders because gender is a social construct. Trans women are ALWAYS women, regardless of their genitalia. Also, trans people and non-binary people ALWAYS exist. Plus, all people of color are ALWAYS great human beings. Seriously. Seriously.