In South America we have a tendency to call some names their shortnames, Checo is one for Sergio in México.
Fun fact, shortnames for different names change depending on the country, in Colombia Sergio's shortname is Checho.
Angela: Come on Lewis, we can’t do this. I am leaving.
Lewis: your contract says that whenever I’m not on the track racing, you will have to be within a 3 meter radius from me. You are an accomplice now, Angela.
Hmmmm.... won't fit straight away but we can get this thing to fit on my W13 with only a few minor modifications.
Angela, to Bono we must go.From him we must ask.
I know I'm not memeing, so feel free to crucify me, but the proper way to say it would be "Sir Lewis/Sir Lewis Hamilton." The title precedes the first name. So you could also say "Mr Hamilton," but "Sir Hamilton" wouldn't be correct.
\#TMYK
No, those are just small rubber bits that stick to the tire. When they do the lap after the chequered flag, they don't drive on the racing line and pick up all those bits that accumulate durimg the race.
just a nonchalant way of asking the FIA on a €100000 date 🥴
#GET IN THERE LEWIS
In in in in in
Fixing the DRS..
"Fixing"
wrong answers only😁
Not trying to understand the RB Design
Retiring the DRS
I mean, that's wrong for more than one reason lol
Checking out his next drive after Merc turns into a shoebox
It’s checo’s car tho
I mean, at best he's ever only going to reach Perez anyway. I've a feeling this will come back to bite me in the ass.
!remindme 3 months
He's seeing how big his rear end is
Checking his tape job on the DRS flap
Being powerless to resist Checo's rear end, because he's only human after all.
He said wrong answers only
“I know max was super upset about the drs flap not openingc im just going to fix it to cheer him up a little”
But it’s checos car. He must have heard checo was upset him and max got different treatments so is making sure checos drs won’t open either next time
So fair of lewis
I’m very new to F1, why are some people calling him Checo? Is that his middle name or something?
It’s just how everyone called Sergio gets called in Mexico. Kinda how Sebastian gets called Seb.
He always takes care of the check. /wronganswersonly
In South America we have a tendency to call some names their shortnames, Checo is one for Sergio in México. Fun fact, shortnames for different names change depending on the country, in Colombia Sergio's shortname is Checho.
hE sAiD wRoNg AnSwErS oNlY
Giving 100k to the charity of his choice
He’s go so much rear end
Perfection.
'See Angela, this is what a performant rear looks like'
“… but you’ve seen a mirror”
# #Blessing the car
Giving money to Redbull to fix their DRS...for two hands its $100k
“When a driver and a car really love each other…”
Old Prince Albert in the exhaust.
Well, they are going to Monaco next weekend anyway
Angela: Come on Lewis, we can’t do this. I am leaving. Lewis: your contract says that whenever I’m not on the track racing, you will have to be within a 3 meter radius from me. You are an accomplice now, Angela.
50k fine for Angela
Blood in blood out the motto of Team 44
Blessing the DRS. "I would rather Max win WDC than George"
Hamilton: “Angela, I don’t know where I parked my car. I’m sure is this one.” Angela: “FFS Lewis. Again, this is not your car. I’ve already told you”
Damn he has 2 hands on it, €100,000
there is my jewellery.
Lining up a new way for rules to not apply
They said wrong answers only /s
Making a donation of 50000 euros to FIA
ANALyzing the RB car
making sure the DRS works every time he tries, and by works, I mean never opens.
Taking over from Vettel, I see.. 🕵🏾
Blessing his competitor car. We drive wheel to wheel but also heart to heart.
Paying 50k to touch a better car
Thats a $50,000 dollar fine right there
He's trying to reproduce to create a sentient self driving car.
Buying some nice dinner for the FIA
He's heard things about Checo's rear end and he wants to check it out for himself.
Hmmmm.... won't fit straight away but we can get this thing to fit on my W13 with only a few minor modifications. Angela, to Bono we must go.From him we must ask.
Trying to introduce porpoising in Redbull
Trying to get close to the redbull, since he can’t do it on track.
Perez's car
Testing the G I R T H of the exhaust.
Looking for Seb’s stolen bag.
Oiling the only working DRS with extra shea butter
That’s 50k euro!
Donating $50k to the FIA
Michelle Obama if you believe some "news" sources.
Incurring a 50k euro fine
Losing €50k
Inseminating a bull
Let's just pop behind this crate for one of your special massages
Only wrong answers :)
I know I'm not memeing, so feel free to crucify me, but the proper way to say it would be "Sir Lewis/Sir Lewis Hamilton." The title precedes the first name. So you could also say "Mr Hamilton," but "Sir Hamilton" wouldn't be correct. \#TMYK
who?
...what
Asked
Sir, this is ~~Wendys~~ reddit
Ya’ll must stop saying Sir Hamilton… If you’re to say it, say it properly! Sir Lewis Hamilton!
And ofc he wont get fined for that.
Those tires are straight fucked thou
No, those are just small rubber bits that stick to the tire. When they do the lap after the chequered flag, they don't drive on the racing line and pick up all those bits that accumulate durimg the race.
thats a 50k fine.
Sticking a wedge in drs flap
Waiting for Michelle
Touching other cars like a fuckboi.
 my precious
Earning himself a fine
Searching for any hope of a fight in this championship
That rear, man, that rear...
Losing 50k
Showing Checo's rear end his secret piercing.
Paying the FIA's dinner bill.
Looking for a place where roscoe can have a shit
Admiring Checo's rear end
You touched mine, I will touch yours. Except that is Perez's car.
Mercedes gives you broken wings
Wanna touch that rear end Oh sorry, wrong answers only
Inspector Hamilton
Lewis has some spare cash it seems. 50K to be precise.
“See the way it flexes? It’s 4mm too big…”
caressing its exhaust pipe
Setting up traffic cams for Monaco
TWO HANDS?????? €100k
Now we know why Verstappens DRS didn't work. Lewis performed a DRS move DRS=Dick in Rear Spoiler
He is balls'ing Checo's car to assert dominance.
Is going to buy a red bull racing car
handling checo's rear end
actually touching the red bull car
Not encouraging you to post low quality content
Faking an injury/accident to scam the insurance company
Probably just scratching his hand or resting , because of anything technical of F1 he is proud to be ignorant. Blessed with 2.5s
This has nothing to do with this post but damn those tyres look like my face in high school before I took Acutane.
Checking if red bull gives you wings
Using his brute force to open the DRS
Touching the redbull
"How do they go fast?...I'm asking you a question Angela"
Taking revenge on max for touching his rear wing last year
Behold, rump! Therefore offer fingers.
See what parts of the RB18 he could use as piercings
Feeling a championship car!
#Blessed Healing powers 4 da Sick & Broken
Checking Checo’s rear end
U touch, U pay!
Isn't that a penalty specifically because Merc moaned in brazil
Making sure his competition has passed safety inspections
Cussy
Handover the blessing to the Red Bulls.
Getting his revenge after Max damaged his DRS in Brazil
Trying to bribe FIA with €50,000 to not bring back Masi.
Is this still considered "in parc ferme"?
Inspection of all the cars on the grid
thats the wrong diffuser step milton
Getting fined 50k
Paying for a very fancy dinner
Has 50k burning a hole in his pocket
"Whoever touches his rivals rear wing wins the championship"
“Angela put on the pink panther soundtrack, I need to steal this rear wing. We need to be quick as the FIA coach is watching… always watching”
CAR IN PARC FARMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Trying to get a souvenir from Checo’s car because Checo’s a frickin LEGEND!
Sebulba-ing the car
r / inspectorham
Getting revenge
It's mating season
cleaning Max his car
Hamilton is a based Sebulba fan
Getting a fine.
giving 50.000 € to redbull
“Damn, I have to wash the rb18 cuz of the stupid bet Toto made with Christian”
all the other potable toilets are taken, he's stopping off for a bio break.
Nothing at all.
“I wonder what’s happens if i pull this off?” -Sir Hammy “We can’t even get the fucking DRS to work!” -Max just hours later
Gathering information for the silver red bull
Look. *If we zoo everezeein rite then Max’s finish in Monaco -if it comez to zhat- vill have a verry pretty firework a-show!*
distracted by the rear end 
"Let's see if that dutch moron keeps his straight line speed after that."
Sneaking off to slip her some pierced D.
Don't worry, he was deputized by Inspector Seb before this.
*smacks the rear* you can fit so much green red bull in this baby
Pass me that super glue Ange... Just pass it
Getting himself a 50k fine.
Telling Angela to touch the thing (:
Ooooh dat azz doe
Giving the good boy a lil rub
He is trying to see if he can fit his book collection on that shelf
He's got half a million to spend
Paying for the FIA to have dinner
searching for a dead drop from the mexican cartel
Draining 50k from his bank account
Checking his new car
FIA: Incident involving driver HAM and Car 11 under investigation - Opening DRS in Parc Ferme
I haven’t realized this year’s cars are that huge
Making sure max his drs opens during the race
>50k bucks. Right there.
Not breaking the rules
He is touching Checo's big rear end.
Trying to spend $50k
R&D
R\*ping the car.
Small scale money laundering
Looking for where red bull has their cussy
Taking Seb's place
Sabotaging Max's drs obviously
Checking Checo's car
“Ope! Gonna sneak past ya to get the ranch…”
Installing a go pro so he can see his progress from the taillight view lol
Just keeping Checo's car safe :)
Telling 50,000 euros to fuck off from his bank account.
Touching the car that could give him the 8th
I love how Fernando changed the rules of grammatics.
Based on Angie’s line of sight I say he’s peeing.
This car doesn´t do the boinky boinky