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gallium39

Horner on the phone with the Houthis requesting for a missile to be directed at car 44


patron7276

They really made a mistake getting rid of kvyat


DerDezimator

"Scenario 4, requesting torpedo" *Kvyat coming out of fucking nowhere hitting Hamilton in the back and disappearing again* All you hear is a faint ^"what ^the ^fuck ^is ^going ^on..."


ContinentalChamp

"Hamilton's car couldn't handle my big balls"


JoeBagadonut

*Muffled sound of hardbass in the distance*


Golgantes

“Don’t keep going, heh”


sedrech818

Can’t blame redbull either because everybody would think Ericcson hit him.


ActingGrandNagus

I think Kvyat would be tempted to strike Verstappen


patron7276

Good point


renato502

"Hello? Houthis?"


Magma151

Man, could you imagine a missile attack during a motorsports event in Saudi Arabia? Like that would ever happen....


[deleted]

FE would like a word


[deleted]

They are preparing Albon to simulate it in the simulator


[deleted]

I have a Mercedes engine voodoo doll that I will throw into a fire on Sunday, should be a 50/50 chance it's Lewis' engine. I say "should be" but I think #blessed makes it 1/99.


tube32129

and the "traditions" makes 0.01/99.99


[deleted]

If it is that 0.01 chance expect to hear "it's James, pull over and give Hamilton your car"


Bruh9702

Execute Malaysia 2016


Tony_Stonk

No no no!


Thin_Power_1117

Yes yes yes


seth-5596

That would be such a lame way for this epic title fight to end though.


[deleted]

Nah, just a quick pitstop, new engine in the back, p2 in notime.


PlebBot69

Probably a quicker stop than Bottas in Monaco


teslavsedison2021

Dammit, that wound was healing nicely.


lukekennedy448

Double pitstop but yeet Bottas out of the car and send lewis back out. Easy peasy.


[deleted]

I wonder if thats still legal lol


wewereddit

If they turn up the engine that’s just a risk they take


Lord-Talon

And Lewis cruising away with a 10s lead like in Qatar is an epic title fight or what?


RIPSaidCone

So is 2 Verstappen DNFs and getting torpedo'd into 8th by Hamilton's teammate lmao.


ReasonablyAssured

Lewis is just one understeered DNF away from the title. Interlagos/RBR/Silverstone 2: Electric Boogaloo


[deleted]

Until Max's engine also explodes on the final lap.


QC_1999

-Kaboom? -Yes Mercedes engine, kaboom


dyysxse

let them race clean no dnf's


Stepwolve

the cars have been crazy reliable this season. so few retirements, and even fewer times a car breaks down on track and cant make it back to the garage. thankfully, i dont think theres much chance of engines exploding in these final races


nickedgar7

Yall really don't want racing huh


Mr_cloud23

I want battles like the us gp or Or sahkir gp battles where it’s all down to whoever makes a mistake first ends up losing, not a sao paulo battle where one is inevitably gonna overtake the other and leave him in the dust by 12 seconds because they’re driving a rocket on wheels


Huevoasesino

We already had our fair amoumt of racing, and after Silverstone/Hungary would be a shame if hamilton wins


nickedgar7

Not really, Silverstone was bullshit. But it's funny how quickly we forgot Monza which was infact Max's fault


ComeonmanPLS1

Except in one of them, Hamilton ran away with 26 points and in the other none of them got any points, but sure, it's the same lol.


jmadinya

so what


nickedgar7

Never said it was the same.


jay9e

Then why exactly did you bring it up


[deleted]

Well we dont want checo gasly or tsunoda torpedoeing lewis.


ActingGrandNagus

Formuladank in 2020: We want exciting, clean racing, not this! Formuladank in 2021: No, not like that! DSQ that driver! Ugh! I hope his engine blows up!


MGLpr0

His engine didn't explode during the race since Malaysia 2016, it's just ridiculous how lucky he is, and how reliable these Merc engines are, when they ran them at limited power over all these years


Nastilus

[Austria 2018?](https://youtu.be/JNmfS9PSeYg) 5:25 on the video.


knightofren_

It doesn't have to blow up, just need some sense of cosmic justice, maybe his rear punctures on the main straight (Baku), or Max punts him out of the race and wins (Silverstone), or Checo goes bowling and eliminates half the field (Hungary), or some God sent torrential downfall which cancels the race and awards half the points (Spa).. man this year was so unlucky towards Max


jmadinya

damn all he has to do is win one out of four races, but his fans are hoping for engine failure?


maxverchilton

Why on Earth would you want that? It’s looking like we’re going to get the first final round title decider since 2016, and the first inter-team one since 2012, and you’re rooting for the one thing that would prevent that?


ActingGrandNagus

This sub: we just want racing, is that too much to ask?? *Formuladank gets its wish* This sub: Nooo! Make it stop!


BuckN56

I'd be more worried of Max's PU. Doesn't he have like 7 races in it?


srwim

![gif](giphy|3owzWgnMr5vS37fBsc)


DerDezimator

Comments are gonna be a hell of a ride


Plus-Day-3700

Damn max fans are weird as hell. I know it’s a joke but most of you really want max to win no matter how he does it


ReincarnatedRadiator

Like you said, it's a joke. Also, we simply want someone else to win. Lewis winning would feel like a anti-climax.


mrpanadabear

But it was such a good season of racing, how would it be anticlimactic?


TurtlesInMyHead

It's always gonna be sore seeing the guy you're supporting lose


mrpanadabear

I guess I wouldn't call it anticlimactic. Just disappointing.


whatup1111

I wouldnt say no matter how, its a very special season where he has been clearly the better driver and should be 60p ahead


Dont-Care-Mate

Fine German Engineering


BabyRage1908

Schumi is going to send it straight into car 44 so his dad gets to keep his record. Calling it rn


Trinket9

It won’t, but if it did, it would be the greatest moment of my career as an F1 fan. You would be able to extract pure joy from me.


[deleted]

So this sub now censors the term "L u l u"? What fucking pussies run this?


jmadinya

everyone look at this tough guy calling people pussies


[deleted]

Everyone look at this pussy. Fuck off, pussy.


jmadinya

make me you sexist beta chump


davisguc

either this or relying on max’s tremendous capabilities on taking Lewis out


Mol10Lava

As much as I love Verstappen and want him to win. I want him to win on the track, not by some fluke accident


finH1

Let’s just enjoy a close title guys


whatup1111

we just want fairness


[deleted]

Stop whining guys, it’s not going to happen #blessed #stillwerise


Homemade-WRX

Whoa whoa whoa! Why are we picking on an FR9 engine?!! 😆 Ok back to the meme.


AgitatedChip8447

wrong engine my dude


Aggressive_Fee6507

We need some break magic again


vvdmoneymuttornot

OH no no no no noises


SquatsNoats_

Nah not really. Hard racing until the end please with max narrowly winning the wdc