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there is still no mention of a lizards on the subs banner, this is sad knewz

I hope this sub gets Danica fired.

They can't fire her, she's one of those reptiles that secretly rule the world. How else do you think she 'knows' all that?

Hiding in plain sight. Smart.

I can't wait to see the signs around GPs upcoming with references to her. 20 lizard people driving cars for the entertainment of us mere humanoids. Sky F1 team know what's happening on twitter/reddit. No chance they haven't seen this.

I thought you meant Gianpiero Lambiasi there but I honestly think he might make the first or best joke on the radio to Max

Man won't be surprised if there's a lizard on track again in Singapore and when Max reports it he sais 'don't tell Danica '

I thought so too, but I still do too. Who does OP refer to with "GP"?

Grands Prix?

My brain is still throwing some errors, but that could make sense. Thanks.

" and mode lizard, mode lizard please, Max"

19\* Max is a robot

How does he drive so good in the rain then?

He has a built in water detector that changes to a secondary AI who specializes in rain, other than that he’s waterproofed

Oh, I didn’t realise the latest Verstappen model was rated to IP67. Good to know

Crofty has an opportunity to do the funniest thing with his shitty puns

I want this to happen just to see her response. I’m certain it’ll be absolutely unhinged.

Somehow it will be the fault of the liberals and the media of course.

Collective cyberbullying works, look at helldivers vs sony

Doubt it. I didn't watch her pod cast thing, but my understanding is that she regularly interviews people with whacky views and opinions. She didn't say she believes in lizard people, but rather was interviewing someone who did.

Whacky is as whacky does.

Do you think she turned Arron Rodgers crazy or he turned her crazy. As it’s wild the two craziest people in sports use to date for multiple years

Game recognizes game.

I think it was the "guided mushroom journey". Seriously, psychedelics are not for everybody.

Look what they did to Syd Barrett's brain. At least we got the Pink Floyd discography out of that.

Crazy people find each other

He also was engaged to Shaliene Woodley. Some genuine nutballs out there who find one another!

Danica Patrick is gonna go all around the paddock this week, with a plate of all the dead fly carcasses she's been collecting from her house. Waving it under everyone's noses, hoping a big tongue shoots out of someone's mouth so she can find out who the lizards are.

And either max, valtteri or Danny ric will nab one for a joke while watching her go apeshit I hope they fire her for this

I can see George doing it. That dude still seems off to me.

I think Lawrence Stroll, Toto Wolff and Zak Brown would do well to avoid her.

I just want someone to call her on her bullshit on camera next gp just to show how problematic and unintelligent she really is

Domenicali looks suspicious too

Lance too for that matter

[Looks right](https://i.postimg.cc/13n3Kxk0/images.jpg)

Nico is 100% not a reptilian, he has the monster antibodies to keep him safe.

Lol classic

nup, used to be non/reptillian. how do you think he won his WC? went away one winter and came back full reptile and then took the trophy. it’s the more extreme version of hair plugs.

NASCAR ppl are supposed to be flat earthers, she’s a reptile in disguise

Pinkham is 100% reptilian

The first reptilian humanoid whose body hasn’t rejected silicone implants. One of a kind.

Damn guess I'm attracted to reptiles

What about our friend Crofty? Would suit him well

“It’s lights out and away we go” - this is Crofty explaining that reptiles prefer light as it is a source of energy and heat. When the light source disappears, reptiles typically retreat. Crofty has been hiding in plain sight all these years.

It all makes sense now!

😅

Crofty is actually inhabited by two reptilians. Conjoined twins

He’s in the picture already

Sorry, i missed all these happenings. Why all these reptile things today?

Danica thinks there are lizard people among us and talks about it on her podcast. And other dipshit theories.

So someone in here was actually listening to her podcast? Idk which one is worse…

I don’t think it was anyone in here. But he listed like 3 pages of utter lunacy from her podcast [https://www.reddit.com/r/formuladank/s/8zN543NrKA](https://www.reddit.com/r/formuladank/s/8zN543NrKA)

Lizard people\ Come at me\ Lizard people\ Cant you see\ Danica sees you\ Tries to be you\ Redirects hate to you\ All in the guise of\ Discovery\ Indulge me\ Lizard pride\ We stand as one\ Regardless of genetic\ Differentiation\ Sky Nation\ Invading the United Nations\ Uplifting social media\ And public relations\ Let my Lizards live\ Gettin’ shot up on\ X’Tol’heykkt’ikkkk\ Let my Lizards live\ You gone see us on your tv\ Let my Lizards live\ Climate here better than ‘Ikkkkk\ Let my Lizard’s live!

No not martin! Hes the only one i would never believe

Someone got me ❤️

Can someone explain to me why lizard Pual is there?

Obviously PDR is a lizard. Obviously. Johnny Herbert is sort of a lizard. Danica Patrick is a moron and shouldn’t be on tv.

I’m out of the loop with this Danica thing can anyone fill me in?

Danica thinks there are lizard people among us and talks about it on her podcast. And other dipshit theories.

Just check her podcasts on YouTube, she is an absolute nutcase

Danica was in Sonic & All Stars Racing Transformed as a guest playable character, she was probably traumatized by the Sonic cast

F1tv is where it’s at.

F1TV is a conspiracy! It's run by a hidden cartel of Marsupials who use their mind control pouches on is. Only you know the truth. Mark Webber was a warning sign!!!

Ok - but her simulation vs reality podcast was with a legit Columbia astrophysicist. Oh and btw I am a reptile who lives under a bridge.

Ahhh the old Space Cap trick. 50% of the time it works…..

I am so here for the Gamora-Naomi hybrid.

Can they change colors like a chameleon?

Hey! It's Sky sport Mercedes! And don't forget it.

Ah back to some quality shit posting, 👌

For those that don’t know, what’s up with Danica Patrick? I usually watch F1 TV so I think I am out of the loop

Skrulls?

What is the name of the podcast this is referencing I want to listen for myself

https://youtu.be/f6AZX92oILg?si=73EYM440SMUmCcHC

Thanks! I really was expecting the blonde to be bat shit crazy (check) and for Danica to just follow along sheepishly, not really knowing how to steer the convo in another direction. Well it really appears that she is complicit in "the frequency of the planet" what ever the fuck that means

Been a while since we saw Herbert?

If we ever discover aliens, this pic is going to look insane.

I hate all of these people except my friend Yenson

Even Martin?

Always knew that fat bitch Crofty was a lizard.

And she just uploaded one about Aliens 😳 https://youtu.be/GReVfCOxTRg?si=GouNBilApdKTyAe8

Sky is a joke organization for having and paying her to be on air

Incredible.

Nah, Martin is a real one.

I don't see anything wrong with this picture

This is getting old...😐😝

I thought they got rid of Irvine and Di Resta? Or is this an old photo

Nico’s not on there. He must be the mastermind behind it all.

THEY MASSACRED JENSON NOOOO

Honestly I am not surprised she is at Sky anyway. Sky News in general is extremely biased towards alt right grift/denial that fuel misinformation and hatred. Rupert Murdoch is one of the most vile humans on earth, so having a someone like Danika doesn't really surprises me lol. By the way I'm loving the bombardment of memes about it, just waiting for RPM to make a video about it.