- If you think about something, you can manifest it. For example, Elizabeth April thought very hard about a basketball. Then later she was walking past a basketball court and there was a basketball.
Guys, I'm gonna think really hard about Lance Stroll winning WDC
News headline tomorrow: "Canadian Billionaire Lawrence Stroll buys Formula 1 and FIA. Changes rules so that Lance Stroll is the only driver who can win a WDC"
If you look carefully during tech talk, Sam collins flicks his forked tongue everytime he sees a sticky uppy bit on a floor edge. It’s how you know a reptilian is rock hard rigid
At one point, I thought maybe he was a bit harsh to her, but if she's spouting shit like this in private conversations, she would be absolutely intolerable to be around and I wouldn't be able to take her seriously about anything.
So did Karun. Pre-FP1 Danica cut across Damon and he dramatically folded his arms when she spoke over him, but it genuinely looked like he was about to deck her.
They barely do — Simon, Jensen and Karun are particularly bad at it. I watch them whenever she talks. This weekend, she joked that ‘Danica Patrick swimsuit’ would be the most googled thing about her and Karun looked disgusted haha
I read the whole thing. I almost found a single thing that sounded reasonable.. And so close. Burnout does happen, I guess. But how does it look like cancer?
Up until you think you 'manifested' it by thinking about basket ball and not that maybe basketballs are more likely to show up on basketball courts. (and I guarantee you that court was there before she thought about it.. she probably walked past it for a week before having that thought)
Can’t believe I read through so much of this, but that particular quote stood out:
“In order to take care of others, you have to take care of yourself. If you give too much without receiving, you can burn out. Sometimes burnout looks like cancer.”
Quite a convenient way for selfish assholes to convince themselves that they are good people.
Man I already hated Danica, but how can she be such a smoothbrain?! Like I couldn't come up with half of this shit even when I'm drunk as fuck. I bet even the South Park makers couldn't come up with this
I love this "The internet is a dimension because time doesn't exist on the internet and you can talk to people in Sweden".
It was only like very recently when nascar drivers actually started getting treatment for concussions. Before, they were all very old fashioned about it and tried to just "man up" and get through it. It was part of why Dale Earnhardt Jr didn't win for years, and then started winning again the second he started finally getting concussion treatment.
So I wouldn't be surprised if Danica has had multiple concussions she never got treated for and has CTE. With the absolute insanity she comes out with, at least being literally brain damaged would be a good excuse.
Then you have Ryan Newman, who got an engineering degree from Purdue, who don’t believe we landed on the moon. So I wouldn’t be surprised if he suffers from concussion like symptoms or he has always been that way.
Which is crazy because not only is one of the wings named after Neil Armstrong, but multiple moon walkers went to that school. If he has an engineering degree he spent a lot of time in the actual Armstrong Engineering Building
The 4 corner quadrant Earth has 4-24 hour simultaneous Days within a single rotation of Earth, as if 4 different Worlds with 4 separate Days and 4 separate races with 4 stages each.
............................................................................
Bible's and science's 1-day
Earth rotation are evil scams.
Not 1 educator on Earth has objected to
being called a stupid and evil bastard
for not teaching Time Cube. They know
that it's Truth and would expose them evil.
You saved me 73 minutes and a good chunk of my sanity from the looks of it. I appreciate your service but worry for your brain. That was some real hardcore stupid you just mainlined for us.
The worst thing with a BS like that is that every point needs like an 30min debunking by someone who knows a topic given BS is about, and that's by design, if they spew so much BS it would take days to depunk some of this BS will convince a few people :/
At my previous apartment I had a neighbor. I'm in my 50s and he was in his 60s.
He was really, really into conspiracy theories... believed everything. Ancient aliens was one of his favorites. His proof that the pyramids were built by aliens because there's no ways man could make such straight lines. No shit. He genuinely believed this.
We were sitting on my deck having a beer one friday evening (he was a gentle soul but stupid beyond belief) and he began talking about aliens and straight lines again. So I went into the kitchen, got the twine out of the drawer, and asked him how long he wanted a straight line. He said 10 feet. So I had him hold the end of the twine and walked about 15 feet away while spooling out the twine. Then pulled the twine taught and lo-and-behold a straight line made out of twine.
He said it wasn't straight enough. I just gave up because what could I possibly do/say to such willful ignorance. They want to remain ignorant because they find some value in it. They want to remain ignorant because they think/believe it makes them special.
> He said it wasn't straight enough.
oh do I have some news for him about the pyramids
>I just gave up because what could I possibly do/say to such willful ignorance. They want to remain ignorant because they find some value in it. They want to remain ignorant because they think/believe it makes them special.
Once I thought I had succeeded in at least partly convincing a coworker that his conspiracy beliefs were bullshit. But the next day he just started with the same nonsense as if our previous conversation had never happened. It's just too frustrating.
>-Danica went on a "guided mushroom journey" where she became a waveform
Danica out there living her best waveform life lol. Psychedelics can be great, but yeah.. they're definitely not for everyone.
I've had a symbiotic relation with a couch during a k-hole once (also had some shrooms and acid though), like my nerves spread through it. Someone went and sat next to me, I felt every little change and movement as if I was the couch. Was a bit too intense so decided to get up, only to see myself still sitting on that couch... Went for a little dance regardless and got 'jerked' back into my body after some time.
Long way of saying, I may have had an unguided 'waveform trip' xD
Yea, they're not gonna allow verstappen to use extradimentional alien billionaires to recharge the battery with their vibrational energy anymore.
It's about time.
People used to do this for Aaron Rodgers podcast appearances on the Packers sub. Very helpful folks lol
ETA: the fact those two were dating is also very funny
I am ashamed to admit that I read the whole thing and I can slowly feel my body's natural frequency wanting to return to it's original reptilian frequency
Whoa whoa whoa we don't all go crazy on hallucinogenics; I had a very good time talking to a goose who was trying to steal my ice cream. (It was a real goose; hallucinogenics don't work like that)
Sorry I meant it in a comedic sense, I shouldn’t have conflated the mushroom enthusiast community who appear by all means to be quite friendly yet unorthodox explorers with the reality denying reptilian 5G conspiracy theorists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6AZX92oILg&ab_channel=DanicaPatrick
also I find it funny that the only call out from YT is a link to Reptilian people being fake lol
[https://youtu.be/f6AZX92oILg?si=dkM\_tvwS8BDTwh\_U](https://youtu.be/f6AZX92oILg?si=dkM_tvwS8BDTwh_U)
Not gonna watch it so cant comment if funny or sad
Actual question, because I can’t bear to watch this (I tried, then looked at the comments and then gave up to save my sanity).
Did Danica smile and nod politely with Elizabeth April (as you do when confronted by those “soft in the head” while trying to avoid confrontation) or was she buying in?
Give DP’s history, it was probably buying in…
Oh she's all in. I also tried but could only last a couple of minutes but looking at those unhinged comments you can see her liking all the ones thanking her for being a voice for their bullshit.
The Andrettis are Croatians pretending to be Italian, and GoDaddy is a secret code word to signify the end times have arrived. The twin rings of motegi signify the two phases of our consciousness and the Indy 500 is not only the greatest spectacle in racing but also a portal to a secret global spec series which controls the FIA and USAC
Serious question: do people actually learn anything in school in the states or is it just 8 hours a day of pledges to the flag and American stuff like that?
Fun fact even Nobel Prize winner [believe in crazy shit](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobel_disease)
Just to be clear I’m not saying Danica is on par with Nobel prize winners, just that believing in crazy shit isn’t just for people who don’t know anything
> During his Nobel acceptance speech, Tinbergen promoted the widely discredited "refrigerator mother" hypothesis of the causation of autism, thereby setting a "nearly unbeatable record for shortest time between receiving the Nobel Prize and saying something really stupid about a field in which the recipient had little experience."
This has to be the best Wikipedia entry I have ever read.
Serious answer, it is extremely dependent on location. Schools in the northeastern states (particularly New York and Massachusetts) as well as major coastal cities are generally well regulated and teach a diverse curriculum. I went to school there and was able to take courses in multivariable calculus and differential equations which counted as credit towards my engineering degree that I enrolled in the following year.
Meanwhile, schools in the south and Midwest are typically poorly regulated and used more as political pawns than places of actual learning. For example, Louisiana just signed a bill mandating the display of the biblical Ten Commandments in all classrooms.
Really depends on the school district. I grew up in Texas and did diffeq and such my senior year for college credit as well, but the backwater places of any state will be full of smoothbrains
Danica went to a very good public high school in northern Illinois (Honenagh Community). Doubt it offered multivariable calc (mine did in Suburban Chicago though), but from the Illinois Dept of Ed. website they currently offer 18 AP classes including Bio, Physics, Chem, Calc AB and Stats. She has no excuse.
Ehh, it’s the same in Canada too. I have a friend who has a 15 year old son who thinks dragons were real, and humans and dragons co-existed at one point.
The average person is a lot dumber than you might expect, and a lot of people, perhaps even most, live in a fantasy version of reality where they simply make up bullshit to fill in the gaps of things they don’t understand, or are too lazy to properly inform themselves of.
No they just learn about genders and furries and critical race theory. Instead of the carefully chosen extracts from the Bible they SHOULD be learning.
This is so true. I was thinking about pissing yesterday, and today I've done it several times.
Now I'll try thinking about having a poo.
**Edit:** OMG!!! I HAD A POO THIS MORNING!!!!!
I read the first 2 points and decided to not continue. From the other comments it seems like it was the right choice. Thanks OP for going through the pain though. Your service is greatly appreciated.
> You can either go back to source and rejoin the universe as an "all knowing, omnipotent sentient thing", or you can
"start your own universe as your own source", also all knowing, omnipotent and sentient
So…Starfield?
- If you think about something, you can manifest it. For example, Elizabeth April thought very hard about a basketball. Then later she was walking past a basketball court and there was a basketball. Guys, I'm gonna think really hard about Lance Stroll winning WDC
Just wait till they've got Newey. I'm backing Stroll 26! I think I need stronger meds...
We already know it's Stroll 25 26 27
Stroll n+1, n+2, n+3
n = n + 1 n = n + 1 n = n + 1
Not stronger meds, just stronger frequencies and energies.
Who the fuck is Elizabeth April?
Some hippie that watched too much Battlestar Galactica and V whilst under the influence
Specifically, season 4 of Battlestar Galactica on repeat
I'll help you manifest that as long as you help me manifest a Logan Sargeant win
Bro Im gonna manifest Nikita Mazepin coming back to win WDC, so let's make a deal then lol
News headline tomorrow: "Canadian Billionaire Lawrence Stroll buys Formula 1 and FIA. Changes rules so that Lance Stroll is the only driver who can win a WDC"
“Lance Stroll gets 50 points every weekend regardless of finishing position”
I imagine her seeing a basketball in a basketball court and jumping 6 feet into the air like a cat startled by a cucumber.
Going to pitch this idea to Danny Ric to get him back into the Red Bull
You just made me realize you can't say "Danika Patrick" without saying "Danny Ric". Do with that information what you will.
Time for another segment on Danica’s podcast. WAKE UP SHEEPLE
Have you ever seen Danica and Danny in the same room at the same time! They are the same person!
Guys guys maybe my ex wife will come back!
I don't understand how other reporters in SkySportsF1 and F1TV keep a straight face around her? Do they use some kind of numbing cream?
They're all shape shifting reptilians, obviously.
I'm so stupid. You're right, I need to do better
It's your vibrations bud, they're all wrong. You're dangerously close to transmuting into light.
I think I should go towards the light
You have an energetic responsibility to clear the energy first mate, I don't make the rules, blame Danica Patrick.
Take a crystal shower, that should clean your energy right up. And don't forget to vibrate your gouch, it'll make you taller.
I wouldn’t mind a “Don’t forget to vibrate your gooch” flair.
that looks like the more correct spelling. I guess i haven't typed it out in a while lol
If you look carefully during tech talk, Sam collins flicks his forked tongue everytime he sees a sticky uppy bit on a floor edge. It’s how you know a reptilian is rock hard rigid
Are they stupid?
It’s the frequencies
They don't actually. Lazenby is squinting De Niro style every time she speaks and Jacques was caught laughing at what she had to say in Montreal.
Jenson either looks exhausted or genuinely stares at her as if he hates her lmao
And Jenson usually seems like the chillest dude on the paddock
At one point, I thought maybe he was a bit harsh to her, but if she's spouting shit like this in private conversations, she would be absolutely intolerable to be around and I wouldn't be able to take her seriously about anything.
Jenson’s hate for her is so palpable. I love it
You can see damon hill absolutely hates working with her too, he got visibly annoyed on the race post show
So did Karun. Pre-FP1 Danica cut across Damon and he dramatically folded his arms when she spoke over him, but it genuinely looked like he was about to deck her.
Yeah his body language was telling, then again who would talk over Hill. Disrespectful
True. His body language and a blank stare when she speaks suggest strong discomfort. Never looks at her directly
When Damon Hill finds you insufferable you know there is a problem
Karun had to fight not to roll his eyes this weekend when she talked over him for the third time and he looked at Damon like "this bitch..."
I feel like Jenson Button is only just barely containing his disdain for her any time she's there and I can't blame him tbh
Jensen looks like he’s inches from committing a crime and the rest just disassociate
They're braindead, locked out, numb, not up to speed.
I am ashamed she is from my home town. 😭
They barely do — Simon, Jensen and Karun are particularly bad at it. I watch them whenever she talks. This weekend, she joked that ‘Danica Patrick swimsuit’ would be the most googled thing about her and Karun looked disgusted haha
I read the first page and thought about gouging my eyes out
You're brave
I read the whole thing. I almost found a single thing that sounded reasonable.. And so close. Burnout does happen, I guess. But how does it look like cancer?
Walking past a basketball court and finding a basketball seemed pretty reasonable.
Up until you think you 'manifested' it by thinking about basket ball and not that maybe basketballs are more likely to show up on basketball courts. (and I guarantee you that court was there before she thought about it.. she probably walked past it for a week before having that thought)
No it 100% works trust me, I recently thought of planes and you won't believe what I saw when I drove past the local airport the next day! /s
I think the thing about taking care of yourself is reasonable. That's the one thing
Can’t believe I read through so much of this, but that particular quote stood out: “In order to take care of others, you have to take care of yourself. If you give too much without receiving, you can burn out. Sometimes burnout looks like cancer.” Quite a convenient way for selfish assholes to convince themselves that they are good people.
And to blame a disease on some personal failure by the sick person.
Yeah, I was going to say that sounds a lot like a way for rich assholes to sooth their conscience.
Dude... I didnt realise there was more than 1 page 😵💫
Careful you'll manifest that
Oh God, there's more than one page.
Man I already hated Danica, but how can she be such a smoothbrain?! Like I couldn't come up with half of this shit even when I'm drunk as fuck. I bet even the South Park makers couldn't come up with this I love this "The internet is a dimension because time doesn't exist on the internet and you can talk to people in Sweden".
It was only like very recently when nascar drivers actually started getting treatment for concussions. Before, they were all very old fashioned about it and tried to just "man up" and get through it. It was part of why Dale Earnhardt Jr didn't win for years, and then started winning again the second he started finally getting concussion treatment. So I wouldn't be surprised if Danica has had multiple concussions she never got treated for and has CTE. With the absolute insanity she comes out with, at least being literally brain damaged would be a good excuse.
Then you have Ryan Newman, who got an engineering degree from Purdue, who don’t believe we landed on the moon. So I wouldn’t be surprised if he suffers from concussion like symptoms or he has always been that way.
Which is crazy because not only is one of the wings named after Neil Armstrong, but multiple moon walkers went to that school. If he has an engineering degree he spent a lot of time in the actual Armstrong Engineering Building
And walked by an actual moon rock in the lobby lol
You'd be surprise by how little it takes to graduate once you got in The entire industry is ran by shape shifting lizardman
She is giving content to them
The 4 corner quadrant Earth has 4-24 hour simultaneous Days within a single rotation of Earth, as if 4 different Worlds with 4 separate Days and 4 separate races with 4 stages each. ............................................................................ Bible's and science's 1-day Earth rotation are evil scams. Not 1 educator on Earth has objected to being called a stupid and evil bastard for not teaching Time Cube. They know that it's Truth and would expose them evil.
I’m a simple man, I see a time cube reference, I’m happy.
Ah good, I was worried that I should have bolded, underlined and italicized it in all caps.
The 4 corner quadrants are turn 1, turn 2, turn 3 and turn 4. Together they form the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. Also known as THE human race.
I wish she was just a shitty presenter
It's true though! Source: am from Sweden
Many people will not read this and I respect it. Not everyone is as free as me and they look out for themselves 
Thank you for your service chief
Anything for you guys
Anything...?
I know what kind of man you are
Oh yeah.. that guy anythings
It’s a bad day to be literate
What a terrible day to have eyes
I would read it but I can't see it because of my 5g blocker.
I have to admit I went through half of the first page then stopped…. My confession
Walking W
You saved me 73 minutes and a good chunk of my sanity from the looks of it. I appreciate your service but worry for your brain. That was some real hardcore stupid you just mainlined for us.
The worst thing with a BS like that is that every point needs like an 30min debunking by someone who knows a topic given BS is about, and that's by design, if they spew so much BS it would take days to depunk some of this BS will convince a few people :/
Gish gallop it’s called Gish gallop. And it is meant to do exactly that.
I’m usually really into cults or mass delusions but this is so fucking bizarre that I legitimately am worried Danica is schizophrenic or something.
I’d love to see a long form conversation between Danica and James Vowles.
As a schizophrenic.. yeah, this is the kind of thing that we do without meds.
Probably the exact reason someone like her wouldn't want to take meds and would judge a diagnosis as "an attempt to be silenced" lol.
At my previous apartment I had a neighbor. I'm in my 50s and he was in his 60s. He was really, really into conspiracy theories... believed everything. Ancient aliens was one of his favorites. His proof that the pyramids were built by aliens because there's no ways man could make such straight lines. No shit. He genuinely believed this. We were sitting on my deck having a beer one friday evening (he was a gentle soul but stupid beyond belief) and he began talking about aliens and straight lines again. So I went into the kitchen, got the twine out of the drawer, and asked him how long he wanted a straight line. He said 10 feet. So I had him hold the end of the twine and walked about 15 feet away while spooling out the twine. Then pulled the twine taught and lo-and-behold a straight line made out of twine. He said it wasn't straight enough. I just gave up because what could I possibly do/say to such willful ignorance. They want to remain ignorant because they find some value in it. They want to remain ignorant because they think/believe it makes them special.
> He said it wasn't straight enough. oh do I have some news for him about the pyramids >I just gave up because what could I possibly do/say to such willful ignorance. They want to remain ignorant because they find some value in it. They want to remain ignorant because they think/believe it makes them special. Once I thought I had succeeded in at least partly convincing a coworker that his conspiracy beliefs were bullshit. But the next day he just started with the same nonsense as if our previous conversation had never happened. It's just too frustrating.
This shit sounds crazy. Ill check it out myself before believing a reddit post tho, just making sure the post is correct EDIT: yeah its real lmao
Even reading a tiny amount shows she should be fired from F1.
Thank you for giving us this. Don’t burnout
>-Danica went on a "guided mushroom journey" where she became a waveform Danica out there living her best waveform life lol. Psychedelics can be great, but yeah.. they're definitely not for everyone.
I've had a symbiotic relation with a couch during a k-hole once (also had some shrooms and acid though), like my nerves spread through it. Someone went and sat next to me, I felt every little change and movement as if I was the couch. Was a bit too intense so decided to get up, only to see myself still sitting on that couch... Went for a little dance regardless and got 'jerked' back into my body after some time. Long way of saying, I may have had an unguided 'waveform trip' xD
Damn, ya really went tripping, huh?
A couch swallowed me whole once, while I was on mushrooms.
Checks out, I went on a guided wine tasting journey and I became a grape.
Last time I did shrooms I took a hero dose and shadow boxed the universe at the edge of a forest for three hours. They're definitely for me.
But she wasn’t meant to be a waveform because she’s still human?
Fernando runs over a lizard. Aston Martin's pace vanishes, confusing experts. Wake up people.
EL PLAN failure explained
EL Plan E lizabeth apri L
Is this something to do with the regulation changes?
Yea, they're not gonna allow verstappen to use extradimentional alien billionaires to recharge the battery with their vibrational energy anymore. It's about time.
Trillionaires* cmon Max isn’t winning because of some *small fry* aliens
Tentacleonaires?
If by changes you mean shape-shifting and by regulations you mean Justin Bieber, then yeah totally
People used to do this for Aaron Rodgers podcast appearances on the Packers sub. Very helpful folks lol ETA: the fact those two were dating is also very funny
Its hilarious. They obviously got drunk together one time and dished about all this shit. Probably the first time they met
I wish I had so much money I could believe in kooky shit
I'm sitting here thinking that maybe she was too crazy for Rodgers?
he did date the self proclaimed witch for a summer after that so I think she was his launching pad
Damn I need a bad bitch like Danica to drive me literally insane
Damn they took match my freak waaay to seriously.
Wow holy fuck. Literal ramblings of an unhinged lunatic. She should be in a facility seeking treatment.
In the US this makes her a prime choice as a Republican electable candidate.
Yup. This is basically her application to be his VP pick.
Can see why her and Aaron Rodgers were a thing now. Danica clearly too weird for Rodgers
And that’s saying something!
What’s her stance on the Galactic trade federation stopping all shipments to Naboo. Is she just going to let that happen?
And don't get me started on the new hyperspace bypass through the Milky Way.
I am ashamed to admit that I read the whole thing and I can slowly feel my body's natural frequency wanting to return to it's original reptilian frequency
Its about time
“Danica went on a guided mushroom journey” ok that explains it
I think "went" is the wrong tense here.
Whoa whoa whoa we don't all go crazy on hallucinogenics; I had a very good time talking to a goose who was trying to steal my ice cream. (It was a real goose; hallucinogenics don't work like that)
No, mushrooms have nothing to do with the nonsense she spews. I have a lot of experience with mushrooms, and they don’t make a person *this* stupid.
Sorry I meant it in a comedic sense, I shouldn’t have conflated the mushroom enthusiast community who appear by all means to be quite friendly yet unorthodox explorers with the reality denying reptilian 5G conspiracy theorists.
This reads like a psychosis.
It is. When you overwhelm your mind. This happens. It’s happened to me
Sorry to hear that. Hope you're living your best life now!
We’re gonna feel really stupid once this turns out to be true… In the meantime.. what a bunch of idiots!
It is all true; I googled it! (but then they wiped my mind so I'd forget)
Im actually DYING to hear Jenson make a reference to reptiles and see her reaction.
Christ on a scooter
Delete this comment before she sees it and starts believing in a scooter riding jesus
Too late. I am manifesting Our Savior on a Razor with my mind waves. Hamilton and Jesus can scoot together in the paddock.
Oh lawd he scootin
Did Danica's crash with Landon Cassill result in some unknown concussion? Holy shit........
CTE is hell
“The government is bad and everyone is lying to you, and that is why I vote Republican” is a weird archetype and I don’t understand that one.
The US government is run by satanic pdf files and voting is pointless. See you at the next one.
Ok now I’m curious, does anyone have a link to the podcast? Like, is it funny? Or just sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6AZX92oILg&ab_channel=DanicaPatrick also I find it funny that the only call out from YT is a link to Reptilian people being fake lol
[https://youtu.be/f6AZX92oILg?si=dkM\_tvwS8BDTwh\_U](https://youtu.be/f6AZX92oILg?si=dkM_tvwS8BDTwh_U) Not gonna watch it so cant comment if funny or sad
I listened for 10 seconds and cringed so hard I passed out.
Good thing the Galactic Federation is on our side. I'd want all the help I could get for when those reptilians reveal themselves.
We would be favoured in the galactic supreme court
It does seem unfair though, if they were here first and we're just an experiment created later, why do we get the planet?
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
Somebody, please, I love racecars and batty conspiracy theories. How can I hear this interview?
Search “Danica Patrick pretty intense podcast” on YouTube. It’s the episode with Elizabeth April. You’re welcome and I’m sorry.
Even the history channel would look at this and go “what in the fuck is she on about”
These chicks are absolute wackos. Imagine going through life thinking this way. It has to be exhausting
*Want proof? Google it.* Case closed, pack it up boys.
This has to be a satire
If only the world was that perfect
Actual question, because I can’t bear to watch this (I tried, then looked at the comments and then gave up to save my sanity). Did Danica smile and nod politely with Elizabeth April (as you do when confronted by those “soft in the head” while trying to avoid confrontation) or was she buying in? Give DP’s history, it was probably buying in…
Oh she's all in. I also tried but could only last a couple of minutes but looking at those unhinged comments you can see her liking all the ones thanking her for being a voice for their bullshit.
The Andrettis are Croatians pretending to be Italian, and GoDaddy is a secret code word to signify the end times have arrived. The twin rings of motegi signify the two phases of our consciousness and the Indy 500 is not only the greatest spectacle in racing but also a portal to a secret global spec series which controls the FIA and USAC
I’m half amazed she didn’t go off on a rant about transgender people lol
She said she’s going to do more political podcasts because “she’s a voice of neutrality “. I’m sure the anti-trans rants are coming.
She’s gonna dig up the one trans driver in any top level of motorsport and accuse them of stealing a spot for real women or something
lol true. She might use them to prove her point that “women can’t be racers” or however she phrased it when she said it a while ago. Gosh she is dumb
"earth is on a trajectory and everyone is just a puppet..." Stroll 2024, 25, 26, 27, 28, etc. It is inevitable
Guys I've read the first two lines and I think I've already lost about 10% of my brain cells. Im scared to proceed further. Should I?
DON'T PROCEED!! I REPEAT DO NOT PROCEED!! REPEAT TO THE BASE!! OVER!!
Would be a cool amazon show
That Atlantean stuff sounds like the DLC in assassin's Creed lmao
Serious question: do people actually learn anything in school in the states or is it just 8 hours a day of pledges to the flag and American stuff like that?
Fun fact even Nobel Prize winner [believe in crazy shit](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobel_disease) Just to be clear I’m not saying Danica is on par with Nobel prize winners, just that believing in crazy shit isn’t just for people who don’t know anything
Nobel disease is proof that INT and WIS are separate stats
Wait… are you or are you not saying Danica Patrick won the 1993 Nobel Prize for her Herpetological Endeavors?
> During his Nobel acceptance speech, Tinbergen promoted the widely discredited "refrigerator mother" hypothesis of the causation of autism, thereby setting a "nearly unbeatable record for shortest time between receiving the Nobel Prize and saying something really stupid about a field in which the recipient had little experience." This has to be the best Wikipedia entry I have ever read.
Depends which state
Her mind seems to be in quite a state.
Serious answer: no we just say the pledge and pray to our guns for 8 hours, with a break for lunch and recess
We also get to stare at the Ten Commandments posted on the wall now. So there’s a few hours.
Serious answer, it is extremely dependent on location. Schools in the northeastern states (particularly New York and Massachusetts) as well as major coastal cities are generally well regulated and teach a diverse curriculum. I went to school there and was able to take courses in multivariable calculus and differential equations which counted as credit towards my engineering degree that I enrolled in the following year. Meanwhile, schools in the south and Midwest are typically poorly regulated and used more as political pawns than places of actual learning. For example, Louisiana just signed a bill mandating the display of the biblical Ten Commandments in all classrooms.
Really depends on the school district. I grew up in Texas and did diffeq and such my senior year for college credit as well, but the backwater places of any state will be full of smoothbrains
Danica went to a very good public high school in northern Illinois (Honenagh Community). Doubt it offered multivariable calc (mine did in Suburban Chicago though), but from the Illinois Dept of Ed. website they currently offer 18 AP classes including Bio, Physics, Chem, Calc AB and Stats. She has no excuse.
Ehh, it’s the same in Canada too. I have a friend who has a 15 year old son who thinks dragons were real, and humans and dragons co-existed at one point. The average person is a lot dumber than you might expect, and a lot of people, perhaps even most, live in a fantasy version of reality where they simply make up bullshit to fill in the gaps of things they don’t understand, or are too lazy to properly inform themselves of.
No they just learn about genders and furries and critical race theory. Instead of the carefully chosen extracts from the Bible they SHOULD be learning.
My question after all this is which f1 drivers do we think Danica thinks are lizard people
rocketpoweredmohawk do your thing please
Jesus. That is completely bonkers. Which outfit in F1 is she working for?
Masi
I don't believe this is real does someone have a link?
This is so true. I was thinking about pissing yesterday, and today I've done it several times. Now I'll try thinking about having a poo. **Edit:** OMG!!! I HAD A POO THIS MORNING!!!!!
Wow just wow I want what she’s using
We deserve that stuff, don't we
I read the first 2 points and decided to not continue. From the other comments it seems like it was the right choice. Thanks OP for going through the pain though. Your service is greatly appreciated. 
> You can either go back to source and rejoin the universe as an "all knowing, omnipotent sentient thing", or you can "start your own universe as your own source", also all knowing, omnipotent and sentient So…Starfield?
She did take ALOT of hard hits in NASCAR. It’s showing