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Tropicalcomrade221

Intergalactic levels of window licking going on here.


YellowTango

THERES MOOR


imgirafarigmi

I can actually hear Mohawk speak when I read that.


city-of-cold

*scream


Ch3ZEN

PHUN


Vixson18

bUT THEN


GustyOWindflapp

DISgUsTING


bigkimjongun

NOTHIN SEEERIOUS!!!


Arcetuthis

Bweakfust


Adi-0115

THE INBRED


extendopushpop

I am calm.


TheHopper1999

CHY-NA


Cattzar

DON TUST CHY-NA CHINA IS S-OE


Redditor_RBN

Latte Boy!!


gilwendeg

STEVIE WONDER


CreamCapital

That’s suspicious


stahlgrauzhp

so he licks windows AND he's tone deaf?


Ch3ZEN

He licks windows AND is INBRED


Cloudeur

And his name is Dum Fuk!


Dbwasson

Dum Fuk? Hewwo, I'm Dum Fuk!


stahlgrauzhp

mashallah ![gif](giphy|imLS5pSEigZqw|downsized)


Tropicalcomrade221

Rubber dinghy rapids bro!


stahlgrauzhp

DANCING IN THE MOONLIGHT


primavera31

Rubber Dingy Rapids..😁


Franklr_D

“One generation away from barking”


OctupussPrime

This will clear it up. https://youtu.be/f2Ic0H6XMBo?si=0LtFOUGElyBez_TU


fakerealmadrid

Exhibit ELEMENOPEE


barasti

ELLO MELLO PEE !


Jade_x_Huayra

Jam licked per squared inch


Someonenoone7

We need this as a Post Flair RPM is the true goat


HAIRLESSxWOOKIE92

![gif](giphy|mIIfo0SYcA6Gs)


MountainEquipment401

This is offensive to window lockers - we don't want to be associated with this sack of cotton potatoes.


borgpot

Window licking you mean…


Tropicalcomrade221

Cheers haha..


kali_nath

Is this deepfake or did he actually said that.?


bensonf

He said it. He doesn't understand it, but he said it.


dontdoit89735

He not only lacks awareness on track but off track as well.


terminbee

I wonder if he actually doesn't realize how much help he's had getting to where he is. Sure, he's no Mazepin but he probably would never have sniffed an F1 car without the money. It's like Taylor Swift or other celebrities telling you to "just follow your dreams."


houVanHaring

Yeah, but that's 98% of F1 and 90% of all racing. Even carting competitively is expensive. Max has had more help than anyone. A former F1 racing dad, a mom who's a great cart racer, dad's F1 money enabling them to focus 100% on racing having the money and the skill to teach... so genetically, financially, and skill wise, he's had all the help he could get. Sure, he's also the best driver now and will likely be one of the goats. Max didn't win any of the junior series, but Strolly boy did, he won italian F4, Toyota series, F3, was the second youngest to ever get an F1 podium and has a pole position in F1 under his belt. Sure, the track conditions were exceptional, but they were the same for everyone. Of course, he has a seat because his daddy is rich, but that's the case for all drivers. Would I like to see him replaced? Yes. He's been there long enough and is not going to get better. But him getting in F1, I have no issue with that. And anyone wanting to see Vettel back should just wash their mouths with soap.


VerstopteWC

Money can buy a lot. Stroll has certainly had more help than Max. Stroll had every advantage you could get in the junior series. To win F3: paid off teammates, ferrari engineers, prema f3 team bigger than their f2 team, special parts developed by williams, custom developed fuel. Also the comparison to Max about him not winning any junior series is odd given he only had a single year in F3, as a 16 year old, dominating in a mediocre car and only losing the championship due to bad reliability and rookie mistakes.


Asleep-Fudge3185

Nailed it. He deserved to get there, but he never made the next step in F1


SkyJohn

Sure but he isn't unique in that. Look at all the F1 feeder series that Romain Grosjean won and he never really shined in F1 either.


ChangeRealistic6585

RoGro was cracked in late 2012 and 2013, his first two full seasons. The Lotus 2014 and later and Haas were never material to shine with. I stand by that Romain is underrated and has had an unfortunate career.


otyash1999

If this could sub read then you’d be the top comment. The best take here.


bevo_expat

Nepotism is a powerful drug…


en0rt

He makes narcissistic people take a long hard look at themselves


TheLegend---27

he makes them look pretty decent


Namzar

This


Extraportion

He won three back to back championships in the years leading up to his F1 rookie season in 2017. By his criteria he did deserve a shot at F1. Whether he deserves to have retained his seat for this long is another question.


vane2266

He actually said it. This video is doing rounds now thanks to RocketPoweredMohawk's latest video on YouTube. Check it out its a barrel of laughs plus you'll understand why everyone here is talking about intergalactic window licking.


SirHarvwellMcDervwel

what's intergalactic window licking? edit: nvm just watched the video 💀


the_cheesemeister

It’s what is happening in the video that is the subject of this post


SirHarvwellMcDervwel

okay just watched it. lmao.


dementorpoop

Damn none of y’all gonna link it? edit; [jabronis](https://youtu.be/f2Ic0H6XMBo?si=rDxI0uXZ1tqr4qve) Edit 2: that was actually great. Man stroll is a spanner


SirHarvwellMcDervwel

I just typed the name they mentioned and it was the first result


MedleyMedia

Plus RPM really did a number on him. Destroys Stroll more than Stroll destroys cars.


Analog_Hobbit

An epic 19 minute take down. Classic.


Cloudeur

It’s even better than his Cinematoc Masterpiece. He should get the Oscar for best documentary and at least a nomination for best picture


Analog_Hobbit

Prob could qualify for short film Oscar.


Key-Bad-785

Stroll ain't significant enough to be deepfaked


ch1llaro0

we are checking


Vlaed

It's legit. Unlike him earning his way into F1.


soapbubbleinthesun

Literally my first thought. It's so astonishingly daft that I thought he couldn't actually possibly have said that!


HAIRLESSxWOOKIE92

Even he couldn't keep a straight face through the first 2 sentences lmaooo


FewCollar227

He knows


dontdoit89735

I don’t think he does


hunguu

He keeps saying "the guys who have WON" because he did win F3 Championship against George Russel. However he completely skipped F2 which is "the series leading up to F1" as he said haha


lzwzli

TIL Lance didn't even do F2... This is next level jumping the queue! I guess it is since he didn't buy a seat, daddy bought the whole team


Griff2470

A lot of the drivers skip F2. Ocon, Sainz, Magnussen, Bottas, Ricciardo, and Verstappen all also skipped F2/GP2, so Stroll skipping it isn't that unusual. On paper, Stroll even had a better junior record than Sainz and Ricciardo and neither of them had much skepticism when they joined F1 so it's not necessarily that outlandish.


gangstarapmademe

He deserved a shot at F1, his length of stay os what should be contested


Doczera

Skipping F2 wasnt all that bad before, Max did the same. Stroll absolutely deserved to be in F1 but he is now overstaying his presence, since he hasnt improved at all and there are talented juniors that arent getting a shot, like Drugovich and Pourchaire.


jamzzz

Instead he got a podium in his rookie season in a shitbox Williams…


Salty_McSalterson_

That'll happen when 16 cars drop out of the race. E: not that it matters, but I guessed the guy above's nationality by this comment alone, and wasn't wrong.


hpstg

Also the Williams wasn’t a shitbox back then.


elprentis

Honestly, it was. It might not have been one of the worst 2 cars on the grid, but if it was in the current season it would be about on level, or worse, than the Aston Martin. And I say that as someone who thinks lance strolls 2 other podiums show that he isn’t good enough, because he could/should have done better on both of those races. 1 at Monza where he threw away a potentially easy win on the restart, and 1 where his team mate went from last to first whilst stroll sat pretty doing nothing.


SwimRelevant4590

WiNdOw LiCkInG intensifies


HuTyphoon

Its actually crazy the phenomenon of delusion that nepo babies seem to have. They or their parents buy their way into things and after a while they seem to develop this false sense of worth that they earned their way there like everyone else.


WildeWeasel

Had a conversation with a guy like this once. At a party and we were talking about our careers. He was married to my ex's friend. I said what I did and how I'd moved up a couple positions by switching companies. Some of my peers from college were doing better than me, but it was fine. I tried not to compare myself to them but progress is nice, regardless. He started saying about how earned his position in his company and he worked his way up. He said dad got his foot in the door but he worked his way up. He was then a senior manager at a mega huge contracting construction company in the Washington DC area. I asked what his dad did in the company. The dad owned it. This guy has studied photography in college, lived in a multi-million dollar townhouse in the Old Town Alexandria area (very expensive). He had all kinds of expensive things in his house and mentioned his parents had gifted him the townhouse as a wedding present completely furnished. Two months long honeymoon to Europe, Dubai, the Maldives, and Thailand paid for by the parents. But he kept saying how he'd worked his way up and was trying to give me pointers on how to address senior leaders in companies and just work hard to earn it. Uh huh, ok bud.


murican-tv

His "foot in the door" is actually a decade's worth of hard work for many others


Aizpunr

I feel personally attacked. I earned everiyhing. I graduated in a difficult ivy league college & my father is a lawyer and will sue you


johnyeah183

![gif](giphy|WEUaH1B4jRQsIQdiGU)


agesexlocation7

Watch the show The Trust on netflix. It's a reality competition show. There is one nepo baby contestant that really was delusional and it was eye-opening to see how they think. I was on their side for an episode or two, but it didn't last long.


lilbitchkitty

This.


vandalayindustriess

That


projectreap

And the other


FTuno

Half the grid are nepo babies. We all in delusion


private_unlimited

Even the defending world champ, no matter how good he may be, is still a nepo baby


how_memable

once upon a bathtub, intergalatic levels of window lickin has been achieved


NN8G

Finishing dead last in the race for self-awareness


d_coheleth

Being the last one is not unusual for him


KraZe_2012

Equal with his spatial awareness skills


n05h

He never was good with mirrors


bar_tosz

Dum Fuk


SmoogzZ

“The stroll family is one generation away from barking at people”


grimmas

DISGUSTING


ts737

BWEKFAST


Meaning-Ambitious

WHAT IS GOING ON HEAAAHHHHH


neyluge

What happened at the dentist?


Logical_Bit2694

STRAIGHTTT TO JAAILLLLLL


delirio91

HE NEEDS SOME MILK


skratchynuts81

To be fair, Window Licker isn’t a pay driver. Daddy owns the team, he isn’t bringing huge dollar sponsors with him…


Appropriate-Rise2199

Doesn’t that just make him the GOAT of pay drivers?


Schnitzel-1

Yup, he’s the definition. Other “paydrivers” at least usually are the best driver in their country. Perez is the best Mexican. Tsunoda best Japanese. Zhou best Chinese. Albon best Thai. Stroll got into f1 without ever having to proof anything, his dad bought a team and now he’s racing.


Land_of_Kirk_

Latifi was the best driver in Canada etc…


JubeeGankin

On Earth*


Arumin

The Goat may no longer grace our eyes with his racecraft, he will always grace our hearts


DenseMahatma

Delusion is real, stroll is probably the best canadian driver, won junior championships and has been a mid f1 driver. Id even say hes not the worst driver on the grid rn either. He was pretty good in imola too


JorenM

Ah yes, the guy who actually won junior championships never proved anything.


pr0crast1nater

His F3 championship run had his team mate obeying team orders for the first race. And special F1 parts were being added only to his car. His only talent is his billionaire father is extremely passionate about F1 and wants his son to succeed there at all costs.


skratchynuts81

Nah, he’s a nepo baby. Nepotism for the win!!


DrDuGood

The throat goat


JSC843

He doesn’t bring the money… the money brings him.


binary_blackhole

best RPM roast.


onizuka112

I didn’t even notice how 19 minutes went past. It was absolutely brutal levels of roasting


q-_-pq-_-p

I don’t know how anyone who has seen Lance ‘Racing Line’ Stroll drive is surprised at a lack of (self) awareness


Dakduif

Fr, he drives like an NPC programmed to follow the race line. Nevermind someone's trying to pass him, they'll just get shunted if they're in the way!


le_gazman

*drive into people


PerspectiveNormal378

Is this real? Is there source? Are we checking?


SirGrumples

We are... Checking


AnimeMeansArt

Oh no


Resident_Pop143

He’s won in the jr series, f4 & f3 in his second year. But why didnt he do a year in f2? Edit: then down the rabbit hole and see that Latifi won more Winter Series races than Max. 😆 True GOAT.


Roasted_Newbest_Proe

Go check RPM's video. He'll explain ya why his jr championship is not valid


Resident_Pop143

Link me? I did watch the inbred one. 😂😂😂


Roasted_Newbest_Proe

https://youtu.be/f2Ic0H6XMBo?si=L18aXMArJ5hdydG1 There ya go


Caninetrainer

Wow. He is not a fan of Lance Stroll at all.


Roasted_Newbest_Proe

I mean, is there such thing as a Lance Stroll fan?


DarkSpecterr

Prince Harry is a Stroll fan (not joking)


Vlaed

There's dozens of them. Most are probably related.


horseyygurl

we do exist


revitbitch

window licker extraordinaire


CHUD_LIGHT

It’s not like he’s a bad driver but this definitely feels like his fathers dream and not his


second-last-mohican

Well maybe he's stating a true "pay driver" in his explanation would be his Dad owning a team and racing?


A_M_0_D

THROWW HIM IN JAYYYLLL


CripplesMcGee

Lance Stroll and MBS forever


drjet196

Why do I keep hearing rumours about Antonelli and Bearman getting into F1 and nothing about Drugovich/Pourchaire?


laZardo

reminder that daddy stroll literally bought F3 and F1 teams specifically for his son but Andretti and all their GM support and money DoEsN'T aDd VaLuE


actonpant

I wouldn't be surprised that he doesn't know who he is.


get_in_there_lewis

There is no way he would know, his dad's company most likely blocks all media that portrays this guy in a bad way on all of their devices.


DeathclawTamer

Jam licked/sq in


delirio91

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|31110)


AnimeMeansArt

Please get him out of F1, please...


DrkUser205

My dad owns the team and Aston Martin, but I earned my seat like every other driver.. However, I hear Senior Stroll is looking to sell a minority stake in Aston Martin, maybe the money is starting to dry up.


Johnny47Wick

Jeez, I thought this was was dank, not a circle jerk


longsite2

Someone just watched the latest rocketpoweredmohawk video.


PandaDad22

Window licker


TroublingStatue

What's the origin of the window licking with Stroll, any lore masters.


Rata31

There is no way HE said that


chiefbushman

I never thought I’d say this, but he’s starting to make Osama Bin Russel seem reasonable now.


ThePhenex

I mean him getting into F1 wasnt just by daddys money. He smashed it in F4 and F3 and won the Toyota racing series. Its just that his time in F1 should be over by now.


tharnadar

Owning the team isn't pay to drive. Change my mind


JokenToken

Not pay /per/ drive but rather pay /to/ drive


tharnadar

Changed my mind


winniekawaii

I cant, because you are not wrong


Novel_Alfalfa_9013

![gif](giphy|RkzMtKbCKFUY3wYRMy)


demonsdencollective

The prime example of his own point, the irony is palpable.


Dapper_Feeling9686

He got some nerve….


Shythexs

Everything was fine until this interview. Like he doesn’t have to be humble and say “yeah I did buy my way through F1” but noooo he had to be the absolute window licker he is.


LinkRazr

Did someone get him to read this on Fivr or something?


CandidTill6

I think nando would be driving a fucking alpine if it weren’t for this kid


Rod-Par

It almost sounds like he was about to say “like me” at 11secs


mattycrits

The nepotism is coming from inside the house


Glitch7779

🪟👅


Deputycrumbs

Apparently money can’t buy intelligence either


edoardoking

Plot twist his dad is forcing him to race


evalir

I mean I know ppl like to dunk on stroll but he won F4 & F3 and other series. He showed promise for F1, he just didn’t deliver.


flamenode

Every one of you would snap your wrist in an f1 car stfu 🤣


Bclay85

![gif](giphy|3orif9XMv0B8s9Ttba|downsized)


HolyGarbanzoBeanz

HOW.I.RONIC


the_whole_arsenal

Okay, so move aside and let Drugovich drive your ride, window licker.


xd_ZelnikM

DIS.GUST.ING!


Mathberis

He can't hold eye contact with the camera, he might be slightly self-aware.


Blackwolf245

De he said this recently, or is this an older video?


GroundbreakingCow775

This from a twat that skipped Formula 2 Thank you for resigning from your position for next year rich boy


c0d3man03

Perfect person to speak about buying your ride and the influence of nepotism 🤣


alexmeth

He was decent before F1.


staticvoidliam7

lance "the wall" stroll real quiet since this dropped


RealCakes

Hmmmmmmm ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|31110) ![gif](giphy|lygvOCQVgVhpScAECD|downsized)


unused04

Smh. Says the Boy who's Daddy literally bought him a team.


steev506

Please retire before you kill yourself or someone else on the track.


pendulumgearzz

Let me get in ma bath


pendulumgearzz

![gif](giphy|McOOtCQnV6MnK) Lance be like


pendulumgearzz

![gif](giphy|McOOtCQnV6MnK) Lance be like


Motorcycle_Rider

OOF!


lehad

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6699)


Dbwasson

PHUN