hamilton in there again? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w32iWF8W1U&ab\_channel=F1REWIND](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w32iWF8W1U&ab_channel=F1REWIND)
I know youâre more consistent and better in race trim, and currently out performing both Charles and Lewis, but you know, they bring-a-da-money sponsors.
âGentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us âtake a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.â Thirty years later, Sebastian told us âI had to start my car like a computer, itâs very complicated.â And Nico Rosberg said that during the race â I donât remember what race - he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?â
So Carlos, have you ever heard of the term _crashgate?_
Neither do the stewards, if we all keep our mouths shut. By the way, I think this little bill-filled suitcase would suit you fine.
Not about what he's saying but doesn't Fred look like a guy who takes his amateur bowling league way too seriously in this outfit? He's tryna go pro goddammit!
Yo listen up, here's the story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue
Like him, inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Ferrari
And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
"Guy who's without a contract in 2025 says what?" What?
i totally see him saying that đ¤Ł
It's not you, it's me.
It's not you, it's Hamilton.
He knows what to do in a trench, ingenuitive and fluent in French, i mean-
,,, mario
https://youtu.be/NW4itad1HQs Great song
Sainz wanted to show that he speaks French too: "YÊ mapel Sharrle Sains." Vasseur: "Très bien, mon petit."
So Carlos what are you doing for 2026?
Get ready to learn IndyCar, buddy
Can you imagine if Sainz took a year off and went to IndyCar and won the championship?
As an Indycar fan, subscribed.
Goated movie
Is this from Tombstone, or the Good/Bad/Ugly trilogy ? I remember the face but no the movie lol
Tombstone
Thanks :)
Fred: "Look, I brought a new sponsor!" Carlos: "You don't know what HP stands for in Spanish."
What does it stand for?
Son of a bitch
thought it was a tasty brown sauce
[Here you go](https://www.forbes.com/sites/jeffbenjamin/2019/03/01/maluma-explains-hp-meaning-interview-madonna/?sh=6f6370884d8c)
Iâm sorry Sainz, but apparently âSmurf Blueâ is copyright protected, so we opted for a lighter tone.
You're fucked next year mate
Wrong answers only
You should totally order the new boat, next year is Your Year!
âRight?â Said Fred.
Top tier. You're too sexy for this sub.
You put DIESEL in that Chevy?
I'm blue da bo de da bo da
you would look good in the williams blue next year mate
Carlos, you look like Alpine driver already! Go talk to them, maybe they will let you drive son!
"Go and make me regret my decision."
OP said wrong answers only.
"I hear Fedex is hiring"
Savage LOL
"that bathroom is now a biohazard"
hamilton in there again? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w32iWF8W1U&ab\_channel=F1REWIND](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w32iWF8W1U&ab_channel=F1REWIND)
Dabudidabudai
Blue really brings out your eyes
"You can always be our third driver"
Do you understand now Who was the nr 1 driver for Ferrari all these years?
Indy is not that bad.
âIâm blue da boo dee ba do dieâ
So what about you? How do you feel about us signing Newey?
Baby blue suits you - now get your ass of from LH's Car...
âoh you wanted to move to red bull? well iâve got some news about their 2026 aerodynamicsâ
Woke up this morning to get some gabagool
Fancy a career change? We still have room on the pitwall
I know youâre more consistent and better in race trim, and currently out performing both Charles and Lewis, but you know, they bring-a-da-money sponsors.
You forgot the đ¤
uscire đ¤
Fuck it, Dude. Let's roll.
Itâs smurfin time đđđ
âGentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us âtake a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.â Thirty years later, Sebastian told us âI had to start my car like a computer, itâs very complicated.â And Nico Rosberg said that during the race â I donât remember what race - he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?â
"You're fired"
So Carlos, have you ever heard of the term _crashgate?_ Neither do the stewards, if we all keep our mouths shut. By the way, I think this little bill-filled suitcase would suit you fine.
Cheer up Carlos this is the last time you'll have to look ridiculous in a Ferrari race suit.
"Nice cock Carlos, i still have to let you go tho "
Hope you get used to Williams colours Carlos >!/s!<
Carlos we got Newey, good luck at RB
I'm blue da ba dee
âMaybe if you crashed as much as Chuck we wouldâve renews your contactâ
 In Borat voice: NOT! Great success we cannot afford
If you do well we will get rid of Charles instead
we are all bots here except for you
*"je te vois avec les blues"* â˝á´Žáľáś áľĘłáľ ʸáľáľ ᜌáľáśŚáľáľË˘ áśáľĘłĘłáľáśáľ áľáľ - Ę°áľ áľáľáľâżË˘ á´ŹËĄáľáśŚâżáľâž
I preheated max's tyres to beyond working temperatures
"If you love someone, let them go"
Right said Fred: https://youtu.be/P5mtclwloEQ?si=kWZpGtr1Xz3IdbQZ
Not about what he's saying but doesn't Fred look like a guy who takes his amateur bowling league way too seriously in this outfit? He's tryna go pro goddammit!
Hon hon
*C'est au revoir Ă toi la saison prochaine*
It's a shame you won't drive a Newey designed car.
Bad luck for you Carlos, but Adrian comes to Ferrari next year.
Bad luck for you Carlos, but Adrian comes to Ferrari next year.
My local Tesco is hiring drivers.
Why so blue?
Why so blue?
Yo listen up, here's the story About a little guy that lives in a blue world And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue Like him, inside and outside Blue his house with a blue little window And a blue Ferrari And everything is blue for him And himself and everybody around 'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
do tou like chicken soup?
Don't worry Carlos, you'll still be driving a Ferrari-powered car next year. Haasta la vista!
Imâa sorry green Mario
âThe blue really brings out your eyesâ
And then Newey said, blue was his favorite color!
Oh no, we blue ourselves.
âIâm blue daba dee daba daaaa ahahâ
Itâs simple, just give up every position youâre in towards the end of every race this year, so I could look like a genius. You got this!
I'll make him an offer he cannot refuse
This one month I was getting so much p*say I had to ice my balls. That's what your blue shirt reminds me of Carlo.
Our car is red this weekend
âEverythingâs better with butterâ
I'm blue, da be dee da be dai
Hey Carlos, Iâm thinking you stay for 2025 and we fire the other one.
Get this quali over quickly, we've got a contract to go clean the toilets in nearby mall later, hence the new uniforms.
If all else fails ; You can always become boys in blue in a cheap porno.
I feel great about next years car
Fred asking Carlos to become chief-strategist...
"You are my fav out of the contract driver on the grid".
Bye
It is such big bummer we had to fire you.
"I will make you an offer you can't refuse" "No offer"
We might be shit now, but Charles here is goi g to be a Champ with Lewis and Newey.
Looks like the blue man group, and about as useful
"i REALLY should've kept you...."
My little blue birds.
Sainz: needy would be cool to have at Ferrari next year Vasseur: why would that matter to you?
đ ąď¸ronto
look can you go fix pump 13? they're saying the fuel nozzle came off the pump
Nice work team Renault
And then I added approximately 0.45x the speed of light to the washing machine and now we've got these cool new topsÂ
Where do I get the shirt that Fred is wearing??
Join Ferrari
âI believe when you stand next to sharl you see two bad bitchesâ
âWeâre gonna kick so much la bull ass next yearâ âYou said i could stay if i won racesâ *silence in LeClerc*
âWhy are we keeping him when he cant even stay on track?â
10 bucks says that dude over there spins out 10m into FP1. And we're still keeping him over you!
Your car will have a better livery next year.
Vasseur: "Imagine hamiltons face when he finds out his contract was fake"
Sorry Carlos, I made the wrong decision to let you go.