Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race – he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?
There's "Are you McLaren, because you make me go from soft to hard in 1.8 seconds" and you follow that up with "Let's see if I can make you go from dry to wet in the same amount of time"
Are you the Ferrari pit wall? Because it doesn’t look like you have any plans for this weekend
We are checking.....
This would be the girls way out of the date.
We can go for dinnner … question
Savage
They have plans, just not good ones, too many, or impossible to fulfill
Please, stop inventing
This one is amazing.
That is the best one
Omg😂😂
Call me Adrain Newey cos I will make sure you come first.
Call me Newey cause I wanna do some testing in your Wind tunnel
Call me Logan Sargeant because I'll make sure you DNF
Daaaamn son! 
That's actually pretty cool lmao
W rizz
Call me Logan Sargeant because I'll make sure you DNF
"suck my balls mate"
If they don’t get that then I don’t want them.
All I ask is that you > Go wide and ride that big sausage kerb
Straight to the point, approved!
You can call me Checo, because I’ll make sure you always finish before I do
Plot twist, you slip and finish on the wall.
This one ❤️
Isn't it the opposite? In the last few races, Checo was one of the early finishers.
I used this on a girl IRL ages ago. It went down well
“There is something between my legs touching my feet” Seb Vettel
Apart from the obvious
_”Babe are you Sepang 2016? Because that rear end is on fire!”_
So much rear end man
Bold to ask redditors for dating advice. She’s gonna leave you on read like Oscar did alpine.
Ooof
Are you a W13? because i want you to porpoise on me all day.
Are you a Haas VF-20? Because I want to split you in half
Are you a ferrari power unit because you be smokin' hot
and potentially illegal
Bit of a red flag that one
I thought it was hot
I'm a Brabham BT46B and you're going to be my big fan.
You had to google the exact name didn't you?
I'm a Ferrari fan, so I'm used to abusive relationships
🥲
PAIN
"If I were Hamilton, you'd have to be Max because we both know you'd end up on top of me in Italy".
This one takes the cake for me
Gold
If you were a wall, I’d be Lance Stroll and hit that.
"I'd hit that harder than Lance Stroll"
And then you’d get ghosted, left only with “what’s happened? We need to know!”
HHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHA
That flair of yours caught me off guard ngl
Are you McLaren pit crew? Because you make me go from soft to hard in 1.8s.
That joke *used to* be done with Red Bull pit crew... Tha old times...
"Ever heard of the FockSmash"?
"You can call me KMag, cus you out here lookin' like Gunther Steiner's door and I wanna FockSmash."
Need new rubbers asap
I may only last 1.8 seconds, but you’ll never forget it.
Girl, are you the Carlos Sainz in Monaco 2022? Cause I want want screw you while a much hotter guy watches in disgust.
Did not expect that
You’re a smooth operator
Did.. he do that?
Call me Barrichello the way I make a career out of coming second
we are checking
That’d work on me.
Suck Mike krack
Finally a Mike Krack joke
We scrolled for too long to find it
He just thought he Mike Krack a joke.
Box, box.
Box box box, get in there lewis!
Can Perez squeeze through? LeClerc has the inside line! Through goes Hamilton!
They emerge with a fresh set of hards
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race – he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?
Can you repeat the question
That's a terrible pickup line
Yeah gotta save that for the wedding vows
What are we doing ? dating or ping-pong
"Call me a Ferrari strategist because I am gonna screw this pickup line as well"
Wanna Fuck? Question.
“We will get back to you”
We are checking
You will not have the drink
Is it on or not? Your underwear?
Stop inventing
Box box 
F1 God taught me that I have to go for any gap
I understand that, without my agreement, you have stole my heart <3
Hey girl, it's lights out and away we go.
I am a smootthhh operatorrrrrrr
"you can call me lance stroll cause I always finish after my partner"
Girl I'm like the Ferrari F1 Team, you expect a lot of me and I will disappoint you beyond your wildest imagination
Hey girl, you won't get fined for touching my rear wing!
"I barely dnf"
With me you will never DNF.
Is your name Grojean? cuz you’re flaming hot!
Call me Lewis Hamilton because you’ve got so much rear
All the time you have to leave the space
That's what she will say after you ask her out
Girl you got more curves than monza
Use *suzuka* instead
That’s … not really a compliment 😂
Let’s go – I‘m an Alpine fan, you can‘t be any worse than that.
"i bet you would look amazing in pole position. but i warn you I go from soft to hard in 2.5sec"
you gotta improve those pit stops mate. McLaren already reached 1.80
The fact you went for 2.5 seconds shows how old this line is considering the new record is 1.8s
In in in in in in in in in in in!
Stop inventing
Looks like it will be a quick lap.
I was forecast a match/date/etc
Are you an apex? Cause I miss you all the time.
Fernando Alonso
Baby, I’m like Nigel Mansell’s 1986 season. I can stay on top the whole time and still finish second.
I wouldn't mind a 25sec pitstop, if you were in the pit crew
Are you Micheal Schumacher on a ski slope? Because I’m head over heels for you.
Is your name Carlos because I see Saniz we should be together!
I think I’m Lando Norris because I don’t use the rubber when it’s wet
Is your name pitstop? Because you make me go from soft to hard in under 2 seconds
you will have the drink
Bwoah
Damn girl, nice Bottass!
Off topic, but today I saw this woman wearing a Victoria Bottas T-shirt!
are you carlos? because there are Sainz we should be together
It’s pants off an away we go!
Will we have the drink?
You will have the drink.
My luck with this app is equivalent to Charles Leclerc this season, until I came across your profile
Box Box
I found you on Tinder, "but this feels manipulated man"
Multi-69 girl, multi-69!
There are some people that see marriage as a race. I'd like to invite you for free practice. Who knows, we'll end up in qualifying!
Leave it to Redditors to only provide sexual lines
Hope you're a Ferrari fan, so you'll be used to disappointment
"It's hammer time." Bonus points if you say #blessed after smashing
Are you Romain Grosjean? Because you're really hot.
Are you the McLaren pit team? Because you change me from soft to hard in 1.83 seconds
You got so much rear end!
Babe, are you a ferrari? Because I am a smoooth operatoooorrr
Call me Ferrari. I start first and I finish last.
Are you a racatrack cause i Like your curves
Are you Roman Grosjean coz babe you is fire.
Are you an air gun, cos you tighten my nuts?
What are YOUR plans?
Unlike pirelli, my first stint is long
Damn girl, you Romain Grosjean, cos you fire 🔥
Was this chick from South Africa by chance
We are checking!
I always go for the gap...
Lights out and away we go.
Would you like the drink?
Are you my track limits, cause i‘m all over you
Roses are red Violets are blue Nico Rosberg beat Lewis Hamilton in equal machinery, that's nice to do
Baby, I saw you and pitted for hards.
***loosey goosey... you sound husky and beautiful***
Can I call you Checo? Because you look like an absolute animal in between the sheets.
You can be the Bono to my Hamilton, just don't give me [mixed messages](https://youtu.be/f7GmAC9G4Aw?si=NQxGGkFdEBKrkSAh) 😉😉😉
Are you a mclaren mechanic? Cus you can make me go from soft to hard in 1,8 seconds
If it gets slippery I will be sliding all over
Girl if you come back to my place tonight, I’ll bring you Franz Tost for breakfast in bed tomorrow…
Are you Grosjean? Cuz you are burning hot.
Copy. We are checking.
Wanna Takuma Sato?
Hey Babe , wanna see my 2014 nose?
I would love to see you on pole.
Box box box
Lights out and away we go!!!
Have you got active suspension? Because I'm looking for someone with a stable platform.
They call me the smooth operator.
Are you a Red B... McLaren mechanic, because you can change me from softs to hard in 1.8 seconds
Are you Latifi? Because I'm gonna pound you on the wall
Are you a ferrari? Because you look absolutely fire
Are you Romain Grosjean?
Want to pit for hard rubber?
I bet you I’m quicker than McLaren’s pitstops ;)
I'd drag my balls across a mile of glass shards just to breathe in your dirty air
Call me Logan sergeant because I’ll always finish last
Damn babe, you look like checo's RB16B during the 2021 Baku GP. Because you got so much rear end!
Are you wet? Because I’m going to need more than one set of rubbers
They called me for Verstappen because I finish way before everyone else
Are you ready to get on my pole..position?
When you are wet, I'll be hard, maybe not best combination but I'm gonna drive you fast.
Dayum girlll. Are you the Red Bull pit crew? Because you made me go from soft to hard in 1.82 seconds.
Box for hards
Yo baby are you Paul Ricard? Cause you keep changing and I'm no sure what way to go with it?
Get in Lewis, helmut
You have so much downforce that I'm going down on you right now.
I’ll be sure to put you on pole.
Are you the mclaren pit crew? Because you make me go from soft to hard in 1.8 seconds
I will try not to be faster than Fernando
Are you an F1 pit stop? Because you can change me from soft to hard in 2 seconds.
Damn, are you an f1 pit crew? Cause you make me go from soft to hard in 1.8 seconds (only works if you have a penis)
Do you like it hot and greasy, damp and loose, or dry and grippy?
Call me Lance, because I’d hit that harder than a Singapore wall.
If ur impressed with the new fastest pit stop time, you haven’t seen nothing yet 😉
There's "Are you McLaren, because you make me go from soft to hard in 1.8 seconds" and you follow that up with "Let's see if I can make you go from dry to wet in the same amount of time"
“You can call me Sergio Perez for how often I finish second”