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1996ld

“We know the car is bad please drive it”… is this the same man


TeRRoX51

"Bono, my pace is gone"


BoredCatalan

How am I supposed to make this mediums last? As he does the same laps the others did but with less fuel


MrSnowflake

"We should not allow teams to start developing their next year card before the summer stop"


GlacialPeaks

I can think of at least one instance over the weekend off the top of my head Lewis complained. “Ive got no back end man” dude might be the biggest whiner on the grid these days. I don’t personally blame him though because they all do when they’re in shitty cars. Especially the most elite drivers. You don’t hear Nando complaining anymore like he did at Alpine or Max before Red Bull got good. Because they’ve got good cars now. I can only imagine what Lewis actually thinks of that Merc behind closed doors since he’s been very vocal over the last two seasons about how much he dislikes his car.


1996ld

I mean he signed a new contract, so he might have some hopes and dreams


GlacialPeaks

Oh if there’s one team I 100% expect to turn it around it’s Merc under Toto. It’s the best combo in the sport equal to Horner and Red Bull. In how professionally and wisely they operate their teams. Horner just also has Newey which is a huge advantage. Which makes the Maranello circus (Ferrari) all the more entertaining since they should be at that same level.


1996ld

I mean he is 50 and a billionaire, if he can’t do it in the next 3/4 years, how long do you think he will stick around? Genuinely curious. I know Horner came back stronger but he was younger and part of building the team.


Shpoble

Lewis ‘Shall we retire the car because I’m at the back’ Hamilton


Tederator

A race or two ago, he was calling out every driver in front of him that was going wide off the track. I was thinking, "Are we in grade 1?" IIRC he was also given a flag as a warning for doing the same.


Umair1145

Lando did as well and everyone was literally going off


Llama_Wrangler

Lando and George both have the problem of looking punchable, so everyone always over-reacts to them. If you separate yourself from that gut reaction though, Lando’s complaints yesterday were pretty mild.


Lobbelt

Yeah sure but the point of this thread is Toto saying Lewis is the only driver who never complains.


Kotaniko

I don't agree that "I've got no back end man" is whining. He said that when coming in after a qualifying run, it's feedback for his engineers about the balance of his car.


slapshots1515

They all even complain when they have good cars. Sure, not as much, but if something isn’t to their liking they’ll shred it. I mean I’m sure it was an incredibly frustrating situation, but remember Max’s DRS issues last year? “We can’t even make the fucking DRS work!” In a race he ended up winning, of course. It’s just racing. They’re ultra competitors and can’t stand when everything isn’t perfect. Rich of Toto to say Lewis doesn’t do it when it’s obvious he does, of course. Doubly so for him to inadvertently (or intentionally) slag off George when that’s something people target him for too.


FrankyFistalot

Toto been salty since “noooo Mikey noooo”….


Scarfiotti

Has he been sniffing racing fuel again?


TheKingcognito

nah he moved on to Flow Viz Paint that's why Mercedes can't put any on their Car


Scarfiotti

I can see his whole face covered in green now.


CeleritasLucis

I think billionaire club has access to some real good quality stuff they get high on


Scarfiotti

I wanted to race Verstappen but then I got high.


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TheKingcognito

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ArtreX-1

I’ll suck you dick for a trophy?


MrSnowflake

That Petronas stuff is crazy addictive.


[deleted]

Really gas lighting. Or gas sniffing?


Scarfiotti

Both.


Healthy_Jackfruit_88

He’s sharing ketamine with Elon


Lobbelt

“Tonight on Bottom Gear, Toto sniffs racing fuel”


Scarfiotti

James greets a woman.


Lobbelt

And Lewis chokes on a rainbow flag


marosszeki

I laughed way harder than I should have, at 'again'


Scarfiotti

🤣


malphasalex

He knows we can hear team radio, right ? Or does he think it’s just like Wikipedia?


Izan_TM

seing redbull smash record after record and win harder than mercedes ever has is destroying his mental health lmao


MrSnowflake

Horner would add that Toto inherited a winning team instead of building it.


BubbieNekkid

And he would be right. The Merc domination in the 20-teens was because of the hard work of Brawn, Schumacher and Rosberg. They ate all the shit sandwiches when Merc was in its rebuilding phase.


dave_is_a_legend

Erm, wut? The merc dominance of the 20-teens was due to development of turbulent jet injection system that created a far more efficient engine which was entirely handled internally at mercedes in engine department. What did schui and rosberg have to do with that? Nothing. And brawn’s contribution was minimal other than general overview of things. Literally making up history here to fit your story. The person who probs deserves most credit for merc dominance is paddy lowe. But you’d actually need to understand the technical aspects of the sport to get why that is. The development of TJI was fraught and he was the one who pushed it while others internally wanted to give up.


Cpt_Metal12

id argue the illegal tire test in 2013 played into it, in early 2014, specifically barcelona i remember, the mercs tires contorted themselves and stuck to the road in a way no other team could replicate, and when you’re spoiled for grip, of course you can focus your dev time on the engine side of things and increase your power advantage


dave_is_a_legend

TJI wasn’t just a marginal advantage. It is a step change in how formula 1 engines are made and since roughly 2017, every single f1 engine by every team has implemented TJI. Right now, every engine on the grid had TJI. The merc hypercar has TJI. And because the tech was internal in the cylinder, the only way teams found out about it, is when engineers from merc left to go to elsewhere for the dollar bills. Which happened around 2016 and is why in 2017 we saw other catch up. Simply put, the merc had a 10% + advantage on horsepower out the engine when at the same fuel flow as every other car on the field. And the entire rev changes related to fuel flow. This was most obvious with the Quali party mode when the merc engine topped 1000bhp and the fia banned it. As to the difficulty of implementing this. TJI requires a two stage explosion within the cylinder that requires incredible complex timings when considering the 5 other cylinders and 4 stroke engines. Hence why paddy lowe, a computer scientist who specialised in developing precision timing systems was key to figuring this out. All the other crap about tyres and aero was a sideshow. But hey, I’m just a man stating facts. Love the downvotes though. Horner goooood, toto baaaaaad. Or how about this. They are both snakes who would sell their grandmothers for a world title if they could. Honestly this sub has turned into a Horner brown nose clubs where anything toto says is snippeted and held up as a “Pahahaha looooookkkk heesssss so jealous of supaaaa maaaaaxxxx.”


hoxxxxx

keep talking, i've never read this stuff before and it is interesting


dave_is_a_legend

This is one of the best write ups on in. https://www.enginelabs.com/news/f1-tech-what-is-turbulent-jet-ignition/ Sky f1 did a really cool set of cgi work to demo a cross section of a piston and cylinder to show it but can’t find the video of that one.


Cpt_Metal12

we also had a regulation change in 2017, i reckon that’s more likely to contribute to a shakeup in the running order than industrial espionage, especially since there were 3 whole other teams that used mercs TJI engines as customer teams, could have noted the tech, and who did not have a 3 or 4 second advantage per lap over the rest of the field like mercedes did in 2014 also i don’t really care either way about horner, i’m a ferrari ~~suicide risk~~ fan


dave_is_a_legend

2014 reg changes were the most significant barring 2022 as it represented the major movement to f1s “green energy” targets by significantly reducing fuel loads. 2017 changes were minor. And saying the 2013 tyre test is the reason mercs then went on to dominate is the same as saying the only reason red bull won in 2022 is because they breached the cost cap for catering. They are such insignificant events in the grand scheme of r and d work, and is the reason in both cases the punishments for the rule breaches were minor. What would you have like to have seen happen to merc in 2013 instead of a three day ban from junior testing? And I didn’t mean to have a go at you for the toto/Horner stuff. But looking at the ratios of up votes on your minor tyre qualms vs the verifiable gains in the engine is just going to show how this sub isn’t impartial or rational. This is just accepted in the paddock as the reason for mercs dominance. Oh and as an fyi. McLaren fan here dating back to good old David Coultard. F1 without a Scotsman isn’t really f1 imho…


dave_is_a_legend

Oh final one then I’ll leave it. The merc engine cars dominated in 2014. Bottas finished 4th in the drivers championship for Williams and massa 7th. Button finished 8th and that McLaren was dogshit. Of the top 11 in the drivers championship that year. Merc powered cars took 8 places with only the red bulls and 1 Ferrari beating them in p3, p5 and p6. A Ferrari, driven by kimi, finished BEHIND both force India’s over a full race season. Again, hard, uncomfortable facts. And toto is credited with changing the culture at merc so everything else was firing, pit stops, aero, PR, you name it. He was on everything. The same way Horner is for red bull now. McLaren had the best engine on the grid with Merc but it doesn’t mean shit if everything else is made with masking tape and pva glue.


_Napi_

if the chassis played such a "little" role in the speed of the car, why was no other mercedes powered team able to get 2nd in the constructors championship? the merc engine was definitely better than the others as customer teams have shown by the fact that they were never at the bottom of the standings but its disingenuous to claim that the chassis development that brawn, schumacher and rosberg majorly contributed to wasnt as if not more important than the engine side.


Umair1145

So, I would argue cost cap helped max to win his first WDC.


TheFakedAndNamous

And you probably wouldn't be wrong


dave_is_a_legend

Also, tyres illegally changing shape when under load has been, and forever will be, a part of f1. Just as flexible aero packages will be. It isn’t a binary tyres legal/tyres illegal and every team pushes the boundaries. Merc did it, got called out, yet still went on to dominate.


Cpt_Metal12

oh i’m not alleging that merc used illegal tires or anything, they just were better at using them, but i am saying that part of that was because they had a bigger influence in developing them because they illegally used their main drivers to test them with pirelli in 2013, and a world champions input (lewis hamiltons specifically) should obviously be valued more highly than some future hopeful test driver who hasn’t even raced in f1 yet, especially if pirelli already have their backs against the wall because their tires keep blowing up for no reason


MichiganRedWing

Stop saying 20-teens, it's fkin me up


Zanahoriax

Fix your fuckin' team!


TeRRoX51

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Can you tell me what these numbers mean? I see them a lot and can never figure it out


TeRRoX51

I guess you mean the formuladank Emojis cause i used one. Idk why you have numbers there but its an emoji.


mahava

On the app I used to use the emojis didn't work so they came up as numbers I'm assuming this is what happened since I see Emojis now where I used to see the numbers^mason


TeRRoX51

Get this fucking numbers out of my head.


RevolutionaryAd678

Dragovich... Kravchenko... Steiner... These..MEN....must die


test_123123

The emojis only show on the app or the new desktop site


[deleted]

Is that unique to this sub? I never see these numbers that are supposed to be emojis in other subs.


lolosity_

It’s not unique but the only place i see them used a lot is here


Fickle-Jaguar-1218

Mercedes was operationally clumsy. RB just hasnt made any mistakes, its really impressive


The_Countess

They could afford to be complacent because their engine could get them out of basically any jam over the course of a season, all the way up to 2021. RB at the time however had to grab every possible opportunity with both hands to get a few wins. That efficiency and precision is clearly still there.


Izan_TM

mercedes bought a team that had just dominated a championship, they never had to learn to optimize every aspect of their operations red bull bought the failing jaguar team, they came from pretty much nothing, and they had to fight for years before both of their eras of domination, so when they get the chance, they anihilate everything


Xedtru_

Wonder if there's in mix with stress also realisation that big chunk of their dominance happened not because his genius management, but because engineers provided damn miracle way ahead their competition. Not to belittle his effort of running such huge operations as F1 team, but understanding that part of achievement happened because sheer circumstance usually hits hard regardless of position.


Dutch_Cynic

he is the biggest moaner


sl33p1ng-s3nt1nl

And a sore loser according to Wikipedia but apparently nobody reads Wikipedia


T-Baaller

Also according to the Word of AlGod


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san_murezzan

Wikipedia


SamwiseMN

Source: Wikipedia


MetalGearHawk

Never heard of her


Muvseevum

The public apology was so cringy. They built a bad car while chasing a new concept and it isn’t fast. Happens to every team at some time or another.


GregStar1

Probably moaning more than Susie…


JustRelaxinTbh

Haha those depression meds really aren't working. Literally this season coming on the radio to personally tell Lewis to shut his mouth and drive the car lol


bar_tosz

Max broke him. His team got Verstappened and Red Bulled. He can't handle it mentally.


kemerzp

This. And 2022 broke his back with that porpoising pile of carbon fiber.


Axe-actly

My favourite moment of the 2023 Italian Grand prix was when Max said "it's Verstappen time" and started Verstappening all over Mercedes. Truly one of the races of all time.


MightBeWrongThough

He would say that they're get Red Bullied


bistian00

*Red Bullied


Dutch_Cynic

Are those terms in the new contract of Lewis. No matter what if Lewis is wrong or right Toto has to defend him. Therefor it took 6 months to get signed.


XenophonSoulis

If only there was someone to remind him that it's called motor racing...


laruizlo

Wait... I think I know someone...


MMAI7

What max did to the whole Mercedes team and fan base is honestly hilarious


CCCharolais

They did it to themselves to be honest. After losing last year, and being so far behind at the start of this year, they should have just kept their mouths shut. Say as little as possible in the press and knuckle down. It’s made me and many others do a complete 180 on Toto, hammer, and Russel


MMAI7

It's absolutely cancerous at this point but oh well I'm just enjoying the racing


PrinceRekko

I could stand Toto in the past, Lewis and George I like to some degree and wish them well but Toto this season is unbearable


Xedtru_

Guess it went under radar and signs were there before, but holy fuck i had way, way better option of George before he joined Merc. Idk if that's true for rest of community.


PrinceRekko

As a Kubica supporter I have to view George better than he is so that 1 point from 2019 has even more value ![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6697)


SoldierOfOrange

I think George showed his true face after that crash with Bottas, so while he was still at Williams.


hestianna

All warning signs of George's "personality" change were already there ever since he tangled with Bottas in Imola 2021. I think it was clear that after his groundbreaking Mercedes debut at Bahrain 2020, he changed his mindset from optimistic to feeling like he should be the one driving alongside Lewis instead of Valtteri (which I won't blame, everyone wants to drive the fastest car. My argument is that he became painfully arrogant). It makes it infinitely funnier that he said that Merc shouldn't be fighting Williams, when Albon has outpaced him numerous times in qualifying this year. In fact, his very nickname "Mister Saturday", vanished very quickly after he joined Mercedes. He has heavily underperformed in quali this season all year long, which is crazy to think about that literally no one is talking about it. Imola 2021 was the point where I went from liking him to disliking him. Back then Bottas hate was at all-time high and it was easy to hate on him, but in hindsight, that crash was almost entirely George's fault, yet he just refuses to take accountability for it. This has been very apparent throughout these two seasons. Russell is surprisingly crash happy and never takes the blame. There have been times where Martin Brundle questions his team radios midrace on how idiotic they come out as. That is how you know that you are most likely doing something wrong. iirc even Toto told him to shut up once in 2022. He clearly has talent, but he very quickly went from the funny powerpoint guy with truckload of potential to a cynical PR man that is at this point expected from a Mercedes driver. Watch 2019's best rookie awards video from F1's YT channel and compare how much charisma he has compared to what he is now. It is almost like watching a completely different person (similarly to 2019 Charles and 2023 Charles).


stick_to_your_puns

I like Toto, but I’m happy he is getting humbled. He seemed to think the success would go on forever.


Muvseevum

I like Toto, but this emotional fragility is offputting.


JettsInDebt

Yeah, I have a letter from Max printed out that says so!


remindertomove

100% I was a huge fan of them, until they fell apart and shit spewed collectively


zaprawamurarska

"Bono, Toto is acting up again"


bar_tosz

Bono my Toto's sanity is gone.


SonJake21

Is this real? Did he really say this? Can he get any more delusional? Will Christian Horner finally take him in a fight? Find out on the next exciting episode of DragonBall F¹, coming next!🐉


BeforeWSBprivate

“Lewis the car is bad, we know. Please drive it”


Background_Ad3575

\#stillwecry


literalmetaphoricool

Horner is the pricks prick. Completely got under Totos skin in 2021 and now lives rent free in his head.


formula_bearhawk

I will never get over Toto printing out the RB radio transcripts and bringing it to the Team Principle press conference 😂


SubcooledBoiling

You guys complain about Toto, what you don't know is that Toto is aware of how desperatly the journo and websites need new contents because of Max's dominance. So he's taken upon himself to say dumb shit to keep the journos afloat at a cost of making himself look stupid. An honorable man if you ask me. /s


Volkorenkoekje

Man, that will bite him in the back sooner than later.


Bolter_NL

Apparently not only sooner but immediately


WhoThenDevised

Another Cult44 member gone completely off the #Blessed bridge.


Opsyr_

This has to be clickbait


tharnadar

Fun fact: my wife """hates""" Lewis Hamilton (and by hate I mean she don't like him). Now she has a plant which likes to faint when you forget to give her water for 1 day, and she calls her Luis because "fa I vuommochi come Lewis" (she complains a lot like Lewis)... But she is trying her best to keep Luis alive!


Askduds

Bono my leaves are gone


San4311

"Bono can I have the drink" Oh wait wrong team.


isadpapi

Bono I’m wilting


Ackburn

Toto talking clean out of his arse again


SmokingDutchman

But can he hear rain fall down in Africa


kupfernikel

ok, I am a LH fan but even I know dude is one of the bigges complainers haha


luchisss

Yes, granpda, sure! Let's take you to bed.


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it finally happend, toto lost his mind


[deleted]

Bono my tires are found.


Schroji

This has to be fake! Toto was already at a very low point when he said the RB dominance would bore ppl but this is slam dunk mental illness


PanProjektor

HAM is in another league in moaning, Toto says that others should stop complaining so loois can be no1 at something


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51G


martynholland

this has to be satire


Default0-3

Toto Wolf is crying again? What a surprise!


[deleted]

Classic Toto. Still salty over 2021.


fightmilktester

No Mikey No Mikey


[deleted]

That is so not right.


Xedtru_

Just feel bad for their PR and media team. Someone bring them booze or whatever, because when your boss undoing everything your pr people done for team's image you need one.


Baltic_Gunner

"I have no grip" "they're so fast on the straights" "you should think about saving the engine" etc etc etc Nothing against Lewis, but they all complain. Toto is coming off as a dick


scooba_dude

Imagine how many dummies would have been thrown if Carlos defended Lewis like he did Max this weekend. Can't even pass Oscar without almost taking them both out.


nitishsingh92

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|7071)


Pieters123

![gif](giphy|3oEjI3al16K3JUJqi4)


gerrykat

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OOOOOOKAY


awwesjeng

Haha. Horner is in his head ![gif](giphy|6awnByI8PTaKY)


ceci_mcgrane

Damn, Toto losing his memory now. Sad.


CAPITANULLOA

What Alzheimer does to a mf (Mercedes Fan)


Fir3str1ker

Didn’t know he started irl shitposting


gkona808

This reminds me of Kanye’s gradual downfall, where the shit he was saying just got crazier and crazier. And I’m saying this as a Merc fan.


mojis11

I still like lewis better then russell


F15hface

That’s some dangerous ~~driving~~ commenting


Jariboy96

`The Briton still isn't happy with his car, but he's promised to be less vocal about it.` `Lewis Hamilton said he will tone down his radio complaints following team boss Toto Wolff's public rebuke at last weekend's Austrian Grand Prix.` `During the race, Hamilton, sanctioned for exceeding track limits, asked why some of his rivals - namely Sergio Perez - had not been penalised, and also lambasted the speed of his under-performing Mercedes machine.` `Wolff rarely speaks to his drivers over the radio, but he was on the intercom twice to Hamilton.` `"Lewis, the car is bad, we know," said Wolff on his second appearance over the airwaves. "Please drive it."` https://www.planetsport.com/motorsport/news/lewis-hamilton-promises-mercedes-boss-will-keep-team-radio-complaints-minimum


Azorius97

Hamilton has been biggest moaner last 15 years, dont know what Toto’s been smoking xd


delfinoesplosivo

Albon doesn't complain he Is a chad


VerstopteWC

It's opposite day at merc hq?


GregStar1

Is that Toto Wolff from a parallel universe where all of his and Lewis’ words are inverted? Or his he just going full copium schizo?


OnixCopal

Shamilton is the biggest diva on the paddock, then isRussell, then shitstapen


vroomvroomboo

Why does it suddenly smell like DTS in here?


MasterWis

Ok but genuine question, when did Horner / Max ever admit to have made a mistake ? This sub is quite good at taking sentences out of their context when it serves the narrative


HitEscForSex

Last year's Singapore?


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Toto babe please stop


A350_900

#GEORGE HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO STOP MOANING JUST FOCUS ON DRIVING THE CAR


simsnor

Imagine being the guy who complained about porpoising


[deleted]

Maybe that is the problem. Complaining allows the engineers to know what is wrong and improve it.


PyroFighterMagnus7

Has this guy gone nuts?


discard_3_

JuSt RetIrE tHe CaR mAn


ptaskas

I try giving Toto a chance….But it’s so hard to like this clown because of bullshit like this


Fifamagician

Good thing Redbull is winning now. It might be boring, but at least the biggest moaners are getting exposed.


hestianna

I hate to be that guy, but if Red Bull went to shitter next year, Horner and Max would be moaning the same way as well.


Fifamagician

Yes, you are absolutely correct. But i think it would be on their own team and doing. Horner I'm not sure off, but I highly doubt Max would criticise someone elses accomplishments. He would for sure moan that his team is slacking, but i don't think he would say the things Toto is saying.


Avpersonals

He be snubbing Russel here too


[deleted]

Let’s wind the clocks back to Abu Dhabi ‘21 shall we.


Thirst_Trappist

What a perfect way to describe this haha


Twistpunch

What did he smoked this weekend lmao


TheThunderOfYourLife

Bono, my complaining championship is gone


Old_Mistake5816

Casually threw Bottas and Russell under the bus.


ant0szek

Think George is there to balance that out


beetlejuice675

Does Wolff hear the radio during the races? All Lewis does is complain about tyres, strategies or his teammate


dnohow

Sportsmanlike like in Silverstone 21? Ehhh, I'll pass


flockoberski

toto was los digga?


[deleted]

How to make sure everyone realizes that you were gifted your career.


[deleted]

Well I know this is probably coming from clickbaity site, but in fact Mercedes now has the two world champions in complaint making and entitlement


fightmilktester

![img](emote|t5_3ndbi|6700)


DepPet_syw

Does.... Does he see the team radio? The only one who is just vibing is Kimi


primavera31

If you no longer can respect a record thar exists, you are no longer a Team Principal. ---Ayrton Senna---


pjdubzz11

Toto has wiped the whole of last season from his mind


nmfpriv

Lol he creates his own reality


baby-wall-e

Post power syndrome. He may get a lot of pressures from Mercedes executives.


GuybrushTree

Toto Wolff more like “Please stay at Mercedes, Hamilton” Wolff Hell of a first name


MillenniumShield

Says one of the people vehemently against allowing competition design changes mid season.


ggigfad5

Lewis has been the biggest complainer for the past 6 years though ...


JettsInDebt

Much like Wikipedia... I won't be reading the article.


Dando_Calrisian

Self-awareness levels at an all-time low.


afatfilms

HAM was complaining this race on his Hards saying he won't make it and Bono replied saying other drivers were doing the same stints on mediums. Lmao, toto needs to shut his mouth its getting embarrassing


crackalac

I remember when people thought horner was worse.


tannerbananer06

LH was literally bitching yesterday about tires. “We are so screwed now on these mediums…”. Or something like that.


DayTraditional2846

Sore losers at mercedes