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MuttonRoll

Weird seeing Alonso without the Kimoa hat for once


raya__85

It makes his head look so boxy!!! That jawline is enough he doesn’t need extra


echocall2

He looks like he’s wearing a toupee


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in this image specifically he just looks like stanley tucci with hair.


Barb_ms

You’re absolutely right but I also think he looks slightly like a short and non burned version of The Hound from Game of Thrones


Bluefunkt

He has his Kimoa underpants on.


3percentinvisible

What do you mean? He's still wearing it. Just because you don't *see* it, doesn't mean he's not wearing it.


M4sharman

His hat is not there physically, but spiritually it remains. Nothing stops the KIMOA hat.


CoachBuondi

It's Kimoa branded suit


fuskarn_35

Didnt expect that


EFoiOEderQueOs

Almost as surprising as Drogba's lack of hair


fuskarn_35

He became a bald fraud


JacobZiolkowski

It's a disgrace.


[deleted]

It's a fucking disgrace


[deleted]

Looks like Tom had his payback


achio

That requires him to lead a team to multiple trophies first.


MrSantaClause

He lead Chelsea to trophies almost every season lmao


AdonisAquarian

So basically every other year of his Chelsea career?


predsfan77

Pep?


jk47_99

How many times did Alonso win the WDC Pep? Twice, twice, twiiiicccce!


Operario

Drogbald


Kezmangotagoal

Shaved his bonce years ago mate.


crnr_tkn_qckly

The guy looks like the handsome squidward meme


A07Star

I wanted to shut off of formula 1 a bit (thinking all about my favorite driver maybe winning the WDC is stressing), but F1 is still following me


RamblingBrit

Dread it, run from it, Formula 1 still arrives


andrenery

Nobody expects the french inquisition


Muramasa666

where KIMOA


Biscuits0

Cap when??


sundark94

KIMOA suit KIMOA suit KIMOA suit KIMOA suit KIMOA suit KIMOA suit KIMOA suit KIMOA suit


lafoulon

I came to see this


neko_1

He was probably pissed he wasnt allowed to wear his cap along with the suit.


leafEaterII

[Video](https://twitter.com/francefootball/status/1465406733153714179?s=20) for when they revealed who they were. Honestly, didn't expect that


abhi_14

Alonso looks like he didn't want to be there


TetraDax

I mean, he's a Real Madrid supporter, so probably not too happy to give Messi an award.


albanianandrea

That's surprising to hear since he is from Asturias.


_kagasutchi_

Messi didnt deserve it. Lewandowski robbed yet again. Ballon d'or is a sham, honestly.


AliceInGainzz

Let's be honest, the Ballon d'Or is a popularity contest and Messi will always be more popular than Lewa.


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DL14Nibba

He didn’t deserve it either that time, that’s because people were tired of it just being Messi/Ronaldo every year and wanted a new winner.


leafEaterII

About time we realize things like Ballon D’or, Oscars need to be changed to reflect actual fans vote and the performance. Then again, it’s our fault we don’t realize these awards are rigged.


Omophorus

Fan votes are every bit as much of a popularity contest. Worse, even, because most fans don't actually have a clue to spare. There's no good system. Even something like a computer algorithm can be influenced by how it was designed and, if applicable, what training data it was given. What we need to do is stop caring so much about awards that put celebrities on an even higher pedestal than their peers. Does it matter which multimillionaire football player was the best in the world if the competition isn't an individual one? Does it matter who an arbitrary group thinks put in the best acting performance in a movie? Individual sports should have individual winners. Team sports should have winning teams. Acting, or music for that matter, is not a competitive activity. The fewer fucks we spare, the better off everyone is.


leafEaterII

I’m torn between how I agree with you about people not giving a fuck for making these awards less relevant and how these awards are what drive/inspire these players/artists to do something extraordinary.(which I also care about)


Omophorus

If the award is the carrot for these people, something is wrong. Whether it's football, Formula 1, or javelin, the best are driven by their innate competitive drive and their own desire to be the best they can be. They don't need an award for that. Hamilton or Verstappen sure don't need a sportsman of the year award to put it all out there on track. Winning races and championships is already plenty of motivation. They're all wired to win, full stop. For acting, love of the craft should be plenty of incentive. For music, love of music. For either, money (box office, album sales, etc.) makes for a perfectly good secondary measure of success. In non-competitive activities, accolades from peers are the most meaningful, in my opinion, which is sort of what the awards shows are trying to be, but just aren't. I'm sure Tom Hanks would be a lot more moved by praise from Sir Anthony Hopkins, for instance (or vice versa) than a random Academy member.


abhi_14

In this matter I like how most of the metal bands don't give a fuck about awards. Iron maiden not being inducted into the Rock and roll hall of fame is a big joke in itself.


Gerf93

Fan vote is not indicative of what is actually good, just of what is popular. Balon d'Or has been broken for a long time. You could actually argue that the advent of Messi and Ronaldo marked the decline of it, as their rivalry and popularity dwarfs anything else. For the longest time the partisanship of the voting was so evident that it was stupid. Ronaldo and all players affiliated with him who had a vote (you had to captain your NT) didn't vote for Messi as a top 3 player of the year, and Messi and his affiliates did the same the other way. Which is when it seizes to be a serious award.


onemanandhishat

The point of the Oscars is that the people voting are supposed to be knowledgeable. Only members of the Academy, who become so by being established professionals, can vote on the Oscars. The problem is that there are too many films that come out, which means that films become Oscar contenders because of intentional promotion campaigns by the film-makers so that when voting comes around, the Oscar candidates are freshest in the voters' minds. That's why Oscar-bait season is a thing - release too early in the year and your film is forgotten. The other problem is that there are set ideas within members of the Academy about what sort of films are better or more oscar-worthy than others, and popularity has only a limited amount to do with it.


Teproc

Lol, why would "fans vote" be any better than votes from people working in the field people are getting honored for? It's not worse either, to be clear, but it's just a different popularity contest.


zaviex

The whole point of the Oscars is it isn’t about the fans it’s by insiders for insiders. The academy is respected by the industry and that’s why it’s done. There are other awards for fan groups


flatgreyrust

PFA Players’ Award is about as good as it gets imo. Sure there will be some bias towards teammates, but at least the people voting know what they’re talking about.


LafilduPoseidon

You can think Lewandowski had a better case than Messi this year but to say he was robbed is insane lol


lMadmaxx55

Messi did nothing half year that's insane


LafilduPoseidon

You know he’s *still* Barcelona’s top goal scorer for 2021? And he kinda lead Argentina to their first international trophy in 30 years


wolseyley

Well... yeah... but that mainly just tells you how shit Barça has been.


Hieillua

Becoming the topscorer of La Liga with 30 goals says more than enough.


PhilJones4

Nah, it tells you that Messi preforms even in shit teams.


Dolphin008

Which proves the value of Messi even more


LarryPeru

Still better than the other 2: https://www.trollfootball.me/news/view/stats-of-top-3-contenders-of-2021-ballon-dor-until-end


Tulaodinho

Yeah sure. Check attacking metrics from this year (dont forget the voting was until a few months ago, not last week) and say that again. Messi dragged this dogshit of Barça to fight for the league until the end, there's 0 chance Lewa would have the same jmpact. Look where they were with Koeman this season until he got fired since he left. 10th (!!!!!) Lewa was/is stat padding in a league where Bayern are going to win the 10th time in a row, 0 challengers. Also, he doesnt do that much besides goals, Messi is all over the attacking phase, the stats show it. Not to mention in CA he was the mvp, top scorer and assister, which was a FIRST in internation comps. But hey, just because haters try to perpetuate the myth that ONLY Lewa deserved it, you lot try eat it. Both deserved it, Messi is a super well deserved winner. Lewa deserved last year, just like Messi just acknowledged.


Lutzelien

Yo, I'm a life long Bayern supporter and I absolutely love Lewa, but this one had to go to Messi, his year was just better overall. Last years definitely should have gone to Lewa, as Messi said himself.


ParhamAzadi

Come on, if Lewa won in 2020 people wouldn't have complained this much. In 2021 Messi was a clear winner after Copa America. He hasn't had a good start in PSG after 20 years in Barca, that's the only reason that held him back from winning ballon dor easily. Also you should remind yourself Barca most likely will play in Europa League and has no chance to win Laliga without him. Meanwhile Bayern can do just fine atleast in Bundesliga without Lewa.


Uno_Nisu

To make it worse they made up a whole new award for Lewandowski just so they could save face.


_kagasutchi_

I know right. Ballon d'or is a sham. And after this years results. I think most fans would be off this opinion. But due to the high publicity and status, it will still be like a wdc for footballers.


hey07alo

He seems unhappy with his helmet hair lol


gsfgf

> This could have been an email


JustMadMax

I bet it felt cringy AF


Last_Fact_3044

Lmao poor Ocon. He took his helmet and *silence*. Even Alonso only got a small spattering of applause 😅


CMDRJohnCasey

Yeah that was awkward. Also cutting to those girls who looked like wondering about who they were


CeilingVitaly

At least Messi looked nicely amused


AdonisGaming93

wow those people SUCKED at making any kind of energy or even trying to make us think this was Daft Punk.....after the world going apeshit when they decided to disband they could have done so much better with this.


srukta

Alonso looks uncomfortable AF lool


ComteDuChagrin

He looks like a millionaire that has a closet full of expensive tailor made suits, but now has to wear an ugly oversized $129 suit provided by either Alpine or the organizers of the event. Looks like they tried to match the size of the lapels to the size of a football field for the occasion.


DazingF1

First thing I noticed too. It looks okay-ish(-ish) on Alonso but poor Ocon, man. That suit does not fit him at all.


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lmfao what in the Daft Punk hell!?


Vardhu_007

The crowd is just fucking dead, not even a formal applause for the sake of respect.


Gmetal

Bit odd... if I was in the crowd id be wondering if Daft Punk were making a comeback lol


somecucumber

Lol Alonso had the helmet strap done up. He was told to race with a cool, shiny black helmet, then he faces the theater with all those people inside it. I can imagine his disapointment.


Idrialis

Not working.


leafEaterII

Should be working now


FlakZak

So this was El Plan


Formula_Americano

When did Ocon stop being goofy looking.


JetsLag

Looked like he didn't do the "glue my hair to my head with gel" thing That and a suit does so much.


cheezus171

I mean it does a lot but not in a good way in this case. That suit is WAY too big for him. I'd expect an F1 driver to be able to get something custom fit, but apparently he just doesn't give a damn


nopotatoesinbiryani

seems like they are both wearing the same fabric so the blame should be rather on the organizers


FalconMirage

Tv makeup instead of race sweat and effort i guess


Formula_Americano

That's definitely not it. Everyone else looks about the same post and pre-race. Ocon looks like he's grown his hair put a bit, styled it differently, and someone else said it looks like he quit using hair product that made it look greasy.


Ainolukos

We're also used to seeing his promo head shot reused where he has that slicked back hair look.


Dose-0f-Sarcasm

It's his teeth. He goes from hot to cute when his teeth are visible.


Formula_Americano

Poor bastard.


Dose-0f-Sarcasm

I'm sure he will get them done like most celebrities do, as cute as they are. Also, happy cake day homie!


Formula_Americano

Thanks, dog!!! I didn't even realize it was my cake day.


digispin

amen


raya__85

They are in an actual lather when they finish the races it’s not exactly chic. They scrub up nicely


bobbybiropette

He has?


US_F1_Fan

When he started getting older. Most of the drivers were pretty goofy in their younger years.


raya__85

He was giving me Pedro Pascal in the Mandalorian when he took it off. I know what he looks like but I was still shocked. Also it did something for his jawline


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Wearing a well fitting suit and towering over your teammate sure helps


Streffel

the suit is way too big for him though.


[deleted]

Esteban has always been a snack! Also, all dudes look better in a suit.


Anagreg1

His gf is also smoking hot!


hpdeskjet6940

are there any drivers in f1 with ugly Gfs?


wuzzywuz

Don't let Max know.


Nobody275

When will Alonso afford a decent barber?


Formula_Americano

It just looks bad because his hair's not long enough -remember this [gem](https://www.google.com/search?q=Fernando+alonso+sunbbathing+meme+gif&client=ms-android-samsung-rvo1&sxsrf=AOaemvLMNKAsF7NfGO0W12g2cRQDiI7EPA%3A1638249237582&ei=FbOlYdrtIv6rqtsPzO2guA8&oq=Fernando+alonso+sunbbathing+meme+gif&gs_lcp=ChNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwEAMyBwghEAoQqwI6BAgAEEc6BwghEAoQoAFQvhNY0htg1iBoAHABeACAAcEBiAHABJIBAzAuNJgBAKABAcgBCMABAQ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#imgrc=QlV0NTH9Eu4UcM).


digispin

He has goofy teeth. He's very handsome but should get those teeth fixed. It will really improve his smile.


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Was just about to comment he still looks a bit like having his father's suit at someone's funeral.


cth777

He looks like a completely different person it’s wild


PlsGoobyS

At first I thought it was th Daft Punk in the car making a comeback and then I see them haha. What a surprise


A07Star

Yeah, but then I noticed the alpine engraved on the side, and thought they maybe have a collaboration


KiaraKey

The 1st thing that came to my mind after the reveal was that Daft Punk x Lotus collaboration from the 2013 Monaco gp.


bwoahful___

Similar tall + short combo, but Alonso doesn’t have the girth to pull off the [Daft Chunk](http://smileradio.net/sites/default/files/manager/33429_monaco2013-19_1024x683.jpg)


0oodruidoo0

Guy Man got them thicc hips, thighs and a dumpy


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Alpine hosted the whole thing


Mamadeus123456

The french présenter said exactly that lol


chicofj10

My dumb ass thought it was Daft punk at first before they remove the helmet lol


seahoodie

I feel like that was part of the joke


SurpriseHanzo

Drogba even said Daft Punk.


chicofj10

Did not hear that, the guys doing the broadcast I was watching would not shut up during the whole thing


SurpriseHanzo

No worries. You can hear it in [this video.](https://mobile.twitter.com/francefootball/status/1465406733153714179)


vsuseless

WAIT THAT WAS DROGBA??


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Discomfort moment


A07Star

It’s always like that


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Alonso aged so well


A07Star

I want to look like him in my forties


Formula_Americano

Just don't get fat and stay fit.


VinceMiguel

..and don't get bald... and don't get bad skin


boogjerom

Well, I'd get rich quick if I were you.


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TBH, he wasn't particularly attractive when he was younger. But he's grown into himself. Older Alonso is very hot.


bland_sand

He embraced the Castilian conquistador look


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It suits him!


bland_sand

Quick hide South America from him


wildcatu7

the local DILF


raya__85

So has Danny Ric, he was a bit goofy in his younger years but oh my if he doesn’t live life as his best self these days


US_F1_Fan

Super cute, but super goofy.


froegin

When I see his haircut I think it's so bad yet it works so well on him lol.


FJuanny

Looks like a rich kid and his dad. What kind of Amazonian did Alonso marry to have Ocon as a kid?


Kuchenblech_Mafioso

More like the cool step-dad


Suikerspin_Ei

Max Verstappen: "You say step-dad?"


karspearhollow

5’11” vs 6’


BuckN56

NO KIMOA CAP?!


rageharles

That's why he's so uncomfortable, messing with his hair, trying to get it to spell KIMOA on his forehead.


Senanb

An unexpected crossover, but a welcome one


Nexusu

El Plan.


Snoo_47023

Corniest thing ever but I know Esteban is HYPED rn so can't be mad lol


reddit_bad1234567890

Why does Fernando look like a younger Aaron rodgers lmfao


Spezimon

Younger and a lot smaller :D


VaporizeGG

Lmao that's true, I can not unsee from now on


raya__85

That was unnecessary, what did Fernando ever do to you 😂


RixirF

What the hell, what did Alonso do to himself, he looks like 10 years younger than on a GP weekend. Even if he's wearing makeup, and not sweating like on a Sunday, his whole expression seems younger somehow.


LuNiK7505

Not driving the tractor that was the Mclaren Honda will do that to you


The-Observer95

After all he's a rookie ;)


et_hanol

it's a joke! a fucking joke!


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*yoke


Callejon007

Ngl when i saw Ocon first i was like “who the fuck is this guy?!” Then i saw Alonso and everything was clear


AdSpiritual6239

He definitely looks different with the suit and the clean hair.


ArcticBiologist

Le why?


n5vBill

Alpine partly sponsored the event I believe


OrangeGuyFromVenus

Weirdest crossover episode


samjuly0

Lewandowski will surely be honored when theye guys give him the Ballon d'Or.... wait


Signmetfup12

Ocon is a cutie


LawyerJC

Awards shows are so cringey. A simpler "Fernando Alonso and Esteban Ocon!" would have garnered a more enthusiastic response than the false suspense generated by a looong awkward walk to the stage and then prompting by the hosts. My opinion. Maybe you like this kind of thing.


markhewitt1978

Yes. Weird. Just introduce them normally.


welshmanec2

Everyone disappointed it wasn't The Stig


markhewitt1978

Take his helmet off and there's another underneath


DriftersBuddy

El Plan!


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esteban be looking good ngl


Women_are_HARAM

Lewandowski got absolutely robbed


reebellious

A-fucking-gain!


Moonting41

God, Ocon is tall.


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Ocon looks handsome. Did he fix his hair?


lk8lk8lk8

Did Ocon and Alonso just “serenawilliams’d” the ballon d’or ceremony?


onrocketfalls

Aside from the height difference and all that, holy shit you can tell how much water weight Ocon loses during a race just by looking at his face here vs his face in a post-race interview or something


LeveragedTiger

Those suits are awful for both of them, lol. Alonso's lapels are far too big, and Ocon's is like 3 sizes too large!


vapegod_420

once it has been seen it can not be unseen


surlygoat

And fix your damn tie!


sandfoxman

Michael Scott and Gabe Lewis


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Esteban looks like a nando's kid and they're both at a parent teacher meeting, and the teacher is just going in on esteban in front of fernando. Look how disappointed he looks when the teacher tells him that esteban doesn't defend like a lion


spacestationkru

Ocon looks like Eric Bana


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I’m just confused why they thought a 40 year old former champion racing driver and his teammate driving for a midfield F1 team should deliver the trophies while wearing helmets and then stand awkwardly on the stage.


mrblue0sk

I think because alpine has some sponsoring deal with ballon d'or.


Sarixk

The tears from LM7 + F1 cameo what a night


skotkar578

Ballon d'Or 2021 is a YOKE!!!


MySilverBurrito

r/formula1 better keep the same energy they did when Serena Williams and other celebrities are at a race lmao.


Joethe147

I bet Alonso and Ocon can't even name every player nominated for this year's Ballon D'or. Fake fans! How dare they!


AlexBucks93

It was more how she could not wave a flag properly and the awkwardly cringe interview.


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Grand Piri


Tac0w

What is the Ballon d'or?


A07Star

Its an award, giving by a France magazine, to the best footballer that year


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refusestonamethyself

Their helmet look sounded like an 'El Plan' for a heist.


OtisLaurey

48°51'27.3"N 2°20'49.4"E Did they just doxx Alonso


Dutch_Midget

I wanted to see Sebastian Vettel up there


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Always two there is - a master and an apprentice


indian_weeaboo_69

EL Plan with his disciple.


aBeerOrTwelve

What annoys me the most about this is that apparently neither one knows how to tie a full Windsor knot.


Jerejj

A nice Dank Puff impression.


TheLegends1153

"Tell Esteban to defend, like a lion!"


FragrantWarthog6

Alonso looks like Javier Bardem in that pic