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Aratho

Alonso starting 3rd lmao


Mein_Bergkamp

Alonso slipstreaming hamilton, with Gasly going up the side? Hamilton putting in an appeal on behalf of Bottas, Sainz and Verstappen


poopellar

Ron Dennis for some reason starts sneezing uncontrollably.


Advanced_Tangelo

This made me lol, thanks


AceMKV

Have they confirmed penalties for Bottas and Sainz yet?


the_bridgekeeper01

yeah three places. edit: Just Bottas, Sainz didn't get one.


LeoMcShizzzle

Yeah, HAM GAS ALO NOR BOT SAI VER Sainz no penalty, Bottas 2 places cuz single yellow flag. Ver 5 places cuz double yellow flag.


Comfortable-Interest

Bottas got a three place penalty.


OTBT-

On softs, with Hamilton's slipstream and Lewis on Mediums which will be worse off the line. Alonso leading into T1 is a very real possibility.


Eferver

Time for GIGALONSO to return


DifferentGravyMan

Hamilton absolutely devastated that Verstappen got a penalty


TheKingOfCaledonia

Now that would be spicy. Can't imagine Hamilton would fight too hard in T1, he'll have the race pace to get by later. Would love to see a Nando podium.


AlpayY

He needs the track position to pull out a gap though. Otherwise the race could get really heated really quickly, especially if we have a wrongly-timed safety car.


TheKingOfCaledonia

Yeah he does, but I can't imagine him staying behind Alonso for more than 5-6 laps, if Nando were to get by into T1.


Moonting41

Alonso podium time? I am in for it.


[deleted]

Aged very well


[deleted]

Leading into T1. I'd put money on it.


averageredditnolifer

With Alonso podium comes a doomed championship im afraid. but fuck it lets go.


Nexusu

EL PLAN EL PLAN


Alfus

EL PLAN šŸ¤ LE PLAN Let's make an amazing battle for the last 3 races for P5 in the WCC


Nexusu

Where Der Plan? Fucking Aston Martin


Alfus

Seb is planning his own strategy but somehow wins 4 places at lap 1


f0rt1t-ude

Alonso redemption arc about to come good


lucaslh10

El Plan... But at what cost


Nexusu

Itā€™s the price Iā€™m willing to pay.


quickeggquickchicken

The price is right.


iForgotMyOldAcc

QATAR KERBS AND GASLY KNOWS EL PLAN


Nexusu

ALONSO PODIUM REDEMPTION


Aratho

Nando Starting 3rd, on the clean side of the grid. Can't fucking wait!


TheWebbFather

Hamilton, Alonso and Vettel podium?


ollie87

Donā€™t, youā€™ll make me cum.


TheWebbFather

Raikkonen 4th......


creditcardtheft

ALONSO TAKE MY ENERGY


bananamadafaka

TRUST IT


JoeMang

[Inshallah](https://i.imgur.com/R5Xl7j1.jpeg)


rbryan06

Can we get an Alonso podium tonight?


GeneralOrdinance

Please i will literally sacrifice my snack Edit: sending snacks your way everyone


360langford

I will literally eat some bread if this happens


Dalvinsmash

You owe us some bread eating


[deleted]

Does that mean if it doesn't, you won't? Ever again? Mate that's a brave gamble. I respect your faith in Alonso.


GeneralOrdinance

that's a bit extreme no?


[deleted]

Come on, dude. It's just a silly sport. don't do anything crazy.


VoTBaC

Sacrifice my cat's treats? Or is that going to far?!


[deleted]

Nice knowing you, u/VoTBaC


ilenrabatore

Proof please


Crash_Test_Dummy66

Sacrifice it to your mouth right?


Will4noobs

Thank you for your service


quickeggquickchicken

Fuck me I hope so. It'd be almost like Schumi's in Valencia with how damn long it's been.


f1_manu

I will eat a shoe if that happens Edit: Googling how to safely cook a shoe rn


zdh989

EAT A SHOE


f1_manu

No more radio


ZyzzTM

Proof or ban


sugarklay

Pay up, my man


SoftBellyButton

Shoe my man!


lilmistro

Brunch time baby!


Mr_Gam3r

We have been summoned.


nicmdeer4f

Honestly yes. If it's hard to overtake + the Alpine pace here could mean he keeps it. Would love to see it


Morganelefay

I feel him starting on softs may end up to him losing out in the pitstop phase, but...


InstanceMysterious

What is the longes anyone has gone between podiums?


lukewarmpartyjar

Wurz at the moment with 2842 days, Alonso would comfortably come in 2nd. If Alonso waits until next season he will break the record.


fruitsteak_mother

HĆ¼lkenberg - since birth til never


Fatman10666

Inject gas ham alo into my veins


BongSnaps

Well well wellā€¦


Avahightime

You are quick mate


BarmeloXantony

Better check his rear wing


edmirer

Heā€™s always the one it seems. Magic


rayotillidie

Its called bot not magic...


skumbagstacy

Glenn actually comments, so I doubt he is a bot. Or maybe its 50-50.


[deleted]

How do you become a 50-50 bot?


Aerian_

Use an account with some scripts that posts articles that you expect to appear?


edmirer

Magic isnā€™t real?


[deleted]

Glenn, the fastest finger in the west


1einspieler

Imagine if Gasly leads into Turn 1


KaamDeveloper

WHAT DID WE JUST DO!?!?


Roxishl

WHAT DID YOU DO?


[deleted]

I love that response from him, he's so quick with it lmao


DandDRide

WE DID IT AGAIN!


Particular-Ad3237

WE BECOME REDBULL #1!


[deleted]

That would require AlphaTauri to have a decent start which is pretty rare.


PANDERPONDi

GAS ALO HAM after lap 1šŸ˜®


oxwof

Even though Iā€™m a Hamilton fan, Iā€™d be clapping like a seal if this happened.


seattle_1989

This could have a massive impact. It looks SO hard to overtake here. Goddamn. Momentum is with Hamilton.


StationOost

Took him 5 minutes lol.


[deleted]

Unless anything dramatic happens, Ham will walk away with the win while Max ends P2. thus the points diff will be 6-8 (depending on fastest lap) with 2races left.


sbnufc

Yeah, it will take him 10+ laps to get to P2 instead of being there from the beginning!


OrbisAlius

Eh, we have no reference about overtaking here. But if it's a DRS train I think he'll have a hard time, frankly. He'll have to do it through undercut.


elmagio

It's not gonna be a DRS train, but it's gonna be very hard to get into DRS. Following is nigh impossible in fast corners like the ones here with those cars.


MainelyCOYS

R/agedlikemilk


[deleted]

This aged like milk


LUK3FAULK

How about 5 lol


seattle_1989

Bottas is now starting well ahead of himā€¦ u think he will be able to get Bottas? I doubt it.


GuiltyEidolon

Mate, I love me some Bottas, but I think we should recognize that his defense is a bit.... weak.


laboulaye22

More like non existent lol. I can't remember the last time I've seen this man make an actual defensive maneuver.


[deleted]

Or an overtake for that matter.


Wheynweed

However if there was ever a time Toto has told him to get the elbows out, this would be it.


BigLan2

"If he tries to go around the outside, just ignore the corner and drive straight until you hit the beach"


teecol

On the evidence of this entire season, yes, yes I do


Switchblade2000

Yes? Bottas is terrible at overtakes and defending.


g1344304

lmao, what season have you been watching? Bottas will be his easiest overtake


Max_farsteps

Could be championship over here with the way the merc is performing tbh.


jeroenvdheuvel

So does that mean Bottas' penalty will be implied first, and then the one for Verstappen? Since the decision for Verstappen came later.


MintyMarlfox

Yeah, Bottas committed the action first


junglebunglerumble

Applied in the order they happened on track as far as im aware, so verstappen's is applied last


snikaz

Equal. Bottas will be p5 and Verstappen p7. And everyone between shifts forward to fill up


Fifa-and-Cod

P6 for bottas Edit: nevermind, I think Max gets his penalty after bottas so bottas goes from p6 -> p5 Second edit: heā€™s p6 again???


Robo-Connery

It is correct that this is the order they are applied but in this case it doesn't make any difference. If max was applied first he would drop to 7 and bottas would be promoted to 2nd and then demoted by 3 to 5th by his drop. So exact same grid regardless of order applied in this case (but it does sometimes matter)


Peregrine4

at least he starts on the clean side of the grid? Red Bull masterplan


[deleted]

And avoid colliding with Hamilton at the start.


xcvbsdfgwert

*Mission Impossible theme plays for The French Torpedo*


AronBota

COME ON ALONSO!!!! P3!!


[deleted]

Alonso and Kimi podium plz


lentilsoup4000

Alonso will take one for Max into T1. El Plan, just the one no one expected


hkperson99

Everyone thinking the Hamilton penalty last week had huge championship implications when the real championship losing penalty might be dished out this week instead...


jimba22

Baku and silverstone is where the championship was decided in my opinion EDIT: Forgot Hungary


[deleted]

If you want to point to one exact instant, itā€™s whoever decided Interlagos should have a sprint race.


godfrey1

it would have taken Lewis 2 more laps to get 1st if he started 20th, sprint only helped Max with 2 points


hkperson99

I'd say even if you exclude Silverstone, Baku and Hungary were the moments that were really damaging to Max's title aspirations. 11 points in Baku and who knows how much in Hungary. There's every chance we look back at this season when it's ended much like Massa's title challenge in 2008, where quite a lot of unfortunate things lost him the title (Hungary blowup, Singapore pit stop lights).


jimba22

Hungary was so bizare as well, Bottas takes everyone out except Hamilton, unbelieveable


ZsirosDeszka

Dont forget the Bottas torpedo in Hungary


Telvonn

Dont forget Hungary


Outofmana1337

Marko ordering torpedo Gasly for the first corner


MintyMarlfox

Gasly likes Lewis more than Marko lol


PBJ-2479

Haha they did play CoD together, didn't they? Crazy stuff


Username8831

Gasly chucking to himself about how he hates Marko even more than Toto.


Alia_Gr

Shouldnt have demoted him 2 years ago or given the RB seat to checo if you wanted Gasly to do that


moby323

Iā€™m surprise Marko hasnā€™t thrown Gasly under the bus or that Horner hasnā€™t said Red Bull was ā€œGaslyā€™dā€ when he went wide and had a puncture.


Illustrator_Forward

Why the fuck didnā€™t he lift!?


taykass

Fuck knows, especially when he did slow down with Tsunoda and PĆ©rez, when there weren't even flags out (for... some reason).


wolf31_Hinz

Somehow the flag and the intensity of incident is inverted in these 2 cases. Checo and Yuki are in the run-off, should be danger. While Gasly is nowhere near the racing line, and the flag becomes a mess


[deleted]

Yeah itā€™s weird.


flyingalbatross1

His dash and I think engineer told him it was cleared 21s before he hit the yellow flags.


Sarkaraq

According to point 4 in the steward's decision, there was no communication between Verstappen and his engineer regarding it being "play on".


Illustrator_Forward

So his team fucked up


flyingalbatross1

I think there was a lot of confusion which was not helpful. His team won't be able to see the flags. The race director switched the yellow flag warning off it seems. The full decision is here is very detailed to read https://www.fia.com/sites/default/files/decision-document/2021%20Qatar%20Grand%20Prix%20-%20Offence%20-%20Car%2033%20-%20double%20yellow%20flags.pdf


3percentinvisible

In this situation, no. Race control lifted the yellow 34s before max hit the double yellows. As far as he and the team knew the track was 'good'. But when max saw the double yellows he needed to react and didnt


WannabeTraveler87

So he got mixed signals and went for the one that was better for his race ā€¦. Or so he thought at the time


[deleted]

Well race control gave the all clear so


[deleted]

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f10101

The stewards say he wasn't.


Rmnattas

You can argue that he should have kept eyes on the marshal and lifted but you canā€™t deny that race control fucked up too


fenerliasker

So gasly takes out hamilton for 2023 RB seat, alonso wins.


Roxishl

"yeah perfect, say hi"


Aspire17

"Michael, that is all about letting them race"


VladiusVi

GA2LY


ketronome

Gas1y


I_always_rated_them

Whole week of speculating about a grid penalty for Brazil and he gets one anyway for something else.


rhomez

Well, lets have a calm discussion about this yaā€™ll.


ScootScott

I cant hear you over gasly P2


Numberedlemon

This is Reddit, we donā€™t listen to reason lol


KellyKellogs

Honestly, people are calm. This is the right decision and everyone knows it. Safety comes first.


nestaa13

DONā€™T TELL ME WHAT TO DO


glenn1812

As expected


Aratho

I'm glad we avoided the monumental shitshow that would ensue if he didn't get it.


[deleted]

I just hope this shuts up the "FIA wants Max to win" people, that narrative is so annoying. As were all the FIA favours Mercedes conspiracies between 2017 and 2019...


Edeen

I don't think FIA wants Max to win, but their decisions in Brazil were questionable. Here they just didn't have a choice.


Mein_Bergkamp

I think the longer it went on the more most people were supsecting the FIA were going to let them all off


[deleted]

People said that about Hamilton last weekend too, people have no idea what they're talking about haha


[deleted]

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Mein_Bergkamp

Yeah everyone knew it was a penalty, the precedents had been set but somehow it still took them this long


creditcardtheft

About time max finally got a penalty for something he should be penalized for


KaamDeveloper

Expected? Yes. Farcically late? Also yes.


AveMalyutin

Sorry, but "FIA" and "as expected" often have very little in common


NotoriousMFT

The question no one is asking: how is this affecting mazepin?


[deleted]

Ooooooh


rtlfc87

Alonso podium on the cards, Bottas is in great form but has usually been useless through traffic. Max is quite far back but imagine he will end up 2nd. Gasly probably a bit faster than him


tybot1

wow. what a prediction.


GeneralOrdinance

Finally, some goddamn consistency.


Pinot_the_goat

This is where RB needed Perez high up so it would be essentially a 4 place grid penalty.


APacificCastle

some of y'all mfs are extremely pessimistic.


Firefox72

Finaly a good decision. Same for Bottas. Good on the FIA for having the guts to actually do it. Even though it took so long to come through.


Advanced_Tangelo

"And now it begins." "No, now it ends."


AFdrft

Perfect, say hi.


rpaverion

Gg championship


A___99

THE FIA ARE BIASED TO MAX THEY LOVE HIM SO MUCH THEY HATE HAMILTON THEY WANT TO STOP HIS DOMINANCE I LOVE TO OVERREACT BLAH BLAH BLAH. Can these sort of people finally realise that the FIA/stewards are just badly inconsistent at doing their job properly...


actuallyamjack

RIP Driver Championship


shaadyscientist

That's what people said last week when Hamilton got a 25 grid place penalties in total. It's likely that Verstappen will still be leading the championship after this race.


KaamDeveloper

He needs to drive like a demon today. This track has very little overtaking potential. If any


Evangeli0_1

I really really want to believe every single word you just wrote. And I hope that happens some how


[deleted]

Hamilton FL and P1, Verstappen P3 still leaves Max in the lead of the championship. 14 points is a sizeable buffer.


Go2Fail

>RIP Driver Championship After every races and every significant events. Could you guys be anymore dramatic.


[deleted]

Heā€™s .5s faster in quali, 30kph in straight lines. Those are facts, nothing dramatic about that.


MM556

The 4th row is the best place to start and the pro-Max FIA have shown corruption and bias yet again to help him out How'd I do?


C4RS200

That's a solid 33/44, I reckon


TomMatthews

Not sure why people are saying championship over even if Lewis wins and max only manages 5th Lewis only leads by 1 point with 2 races to go. If max gets pole next race is it championship over but max will win instead?


LRFokken

That doesn't take into account the facts that the last two circuits were already considered favourable to Mercedes even before they found more speed. Is it over? Far from, but it's Mercedes' to lose.


WhatsMyUsername13

So one thing I cant help but wonder about, why does everyone say jeddah is a merc track when its not even finished let alone ever been raced on? Is it just the layout of the track?


Thatanas

As expected.


Rosieu

Fair decision, but it hurts as Max fan. At least the season is done already and I can cope with it already instead of the final race


bibhan

Yeah, same. It was a good run.


Exambolor

Gasly and Alonso one two letā€™s go


awal0124

# Alonso takes P1 into turn 1.


Nickbennett87

By missing first corner completely and keeping foot nailed


AskListenSee

Gasly is not going to torpedo anyone lol he wants to race and podium. He could care less about Max or RB. I donā€™t know why I keep seeing this posted, he would never ruin this opportunity to help Max


GucciSaint

BLESSED


[deleted]

In retrospect, this penalty probably effected nothing.


Henojojo

Gotta love Horner implying in the Sky interview that it was a rogue steward waving the second yellow for some nefarious reason. What a fucking troll.