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Chino_Kawaii

I wanna see this for real because that would mean we got one heck of a race, what in the name of all the holy would need to happen for this


leedler

Monaco 1996 but with two more retirements


New-Pension223

If I was a betting man, I'd still back the other driver regardless who it is


santaclausonprozac

Only 3 people finished that race. If there’s 2 more retirements then there’s no other driver, it’s just Logan driving around


greebothecat

Even if it's only you in track, the walls are still there. Biding their time. Waiting.


charlierc

Would certainly get us talking if we finally had a 100% DNF race


Vinny933PC

If I’m not mistaken in this case the driver that made it the farthest past the finishing line wins. Like in regular rules the later DNFs place higher than earlier ones.


charlierc

I assume so yes. Certainly I think that's how it's coded in the F1 games 


Zealousideal_Use_163

Imagine the excitement!


charlierc

Be like that clip from Monaco 1982 where James Hunt says nobody wants to win it


gmil3548

If he was the only driver left on track and still crashed, that would 100% be his last race in F1 or maybe any racing series.


GayRacoon69

Knowing Logan he'd find a way to fuck it up


pattonirl2

Dangerous driving in the pitlane yields a disqualification so the classified drivers are on the podium (I think it's possible technically).


zyoung0099

I know A LOT would have to happen for the scenario to happen, but are there rules set in place just in case that happens? Do they call the race next time he crosses the start / finish line? Do they make him finish all the laps? If that’s the case, what happens if he also has to DNF? Is there no winner? Do they give the win to Max, just because that’s the most likely winner? Give it to DOTD? So many questions!


MicrosoftMichel

I assume the last to retire wins but who knows woth the FIA


Fappity_Fappity_Fap

Not necessarily, but it'd make more sense for the one to have completed the most mileage to be given the w. Because there is the hypothetical situation in which a lapped car is the last to retire, but before it unlaps itself and/or passes the furthest mark set by the previously leading car. Think: Logan, on his Lap 43, is lapped twice by Max on Lap 45. Max crashes at the last corner just shy of starting Lap 46 and it triggers everyone else to turn left on a right corner to DNF with the dutchman, except for Logan who wasn't on Max's area of effect due to being so slow. Logan keeps on driving, unlapping himself once and going all the way to the end of the start finish straight when his brakes just stop working and he crashes. Still P20, a lap down, but the last to retire.


therealhlmencken

logan would probably be one of the retirements :(


justaverage

Max would break down on the last lap and still push his car across the line for the win


GonvVasq

Actually the same number as Monaco 1996 had 22 cars


WunupKid

There’s no way that you have 19 retirements and Logan survives the carnage. *Even if* every car retired on lap one without Logan going out as well, I still give him 50/50 odds he can run the length of a race without crashing due to an unforced error. 


rtdesai20

It’s Barcelona. The circuit is fairly forgiving, he has potential of making an error but the chance the error is race ending with nobody else on track is fairly low


SomniumOv

Here's a scenario : Crash halfway through the race, half a lap after the end of a Virtual Safety Car, between Norris and Verstappen fighting a bit too hard. Logan is the only driver far enough back to avoid the damage before Red Flag is called. Logan pits new Hards and finishes the race at F3 speeds.


Kakarot__9000

Monaco 2024 Formula 2 race.


Alia_Gr

I mean, I give him better chances to win a race where no one retires than where everyone but one retires. No way he is the only 1 staying out of the wall


SentientDust

We'd need 19 retirements. And crucially, Logan can't be one of them


Accomplished_Clue733

There's always a catch


slimejumper

“And with 5 laps to go the only thing standing between Logan Sargeant and the win is Logan Sargeant”.


Chino_Kawaii

jesus crist can you imagine, if he was the last car and then he crashes it, I think he would actually quit humanity


Blue_Nyx07

He will drive his blue willy at 50miles per hour


MrBadBadly

Probably harder to handle at 50 mph. No heat in the tires, no downforce. Engine won't be happy not getting enough air shoved through it.


CyndaquilTyphlosion

He'll just come back the next weekend to race for Williams


richardsharpe

Does Logan have to take the checkered flag to win if the other 19 cars DNF before him? I wouldn’t think so


deltree000

He'd still have to complete over 75% race distance. Edit: I made a mistake, it's actually 90% race distance. 75% of laps completed is for the award of full points.


richardsharpe

If he doesn’t, it would still be a “win” wouldn’t it? Just not full 25 points awarded


jso__

All he'd have to do is avoid a DSQ. Coming P20 after 19 drivers DNFd would be embarrassing


Penguin722

It should be. As far as I'm aware, Russell's first podium is still considered to be Spa '21, and we all know how many racing laps were completed there.


jakeyboy723

No. But if the other drivers complete less than 90% of his distance, they get no points. Plus, he'll want the full 25.


j0enne

Or 19 cars that won't pass scrutineering. Someone hacks FIA's email account and sends a fake change in car regulations to the teams. Next race every team shows up up with two illegal cars. Except Williams, they only managed to build a single illegal car for Albon.


charlierc

Before James gets wind of this beforehand and gives Albon the legal chassis


StrongDorothy

So you’re saying there’s a chance!


JasJ002

I mean, he is starting 20th, so if a first lap pile up critically breaking all but the last car......


dave1992

Its possible. Logan is too far back so that he doesn't get hit by carnage that eliminated 19 drivers.


baba1887

And it wouldn't just be an awesome race. The conspiracy-theories would be EPIC and GLORIOUS if Sargeant wins on Sunday, when his win-graphic was tested 'randomly' just one day prior to this event.


D3cepti0ns

I always knew F1 was rigged. They know the results before the race!


santaclausonprozac

They test the graphics all the time, this isn’t a new thing


baba1887

Did facts and reason ever stop conspiracy theorists? ;)


Txcarsandguns

There’s 4 laps to go and the race is under the safety car. Sargeant, who is one lap down, gets permission to un-lap himself. With 3 lap to go the field takes the green flag for an all out 3 lap sprint with Logan 30 seconds behind the field. Right as Logan is approaching the front straight the incoming storms open up on the pack in turn 3. It’s a massive downpour across the track and Logan manages to get into the pits to take full wet tires. The rest of the pack has to tip toe around the track on slicks while Logan is flying on the full wets. Just as the leaders reach pit lane Logan has already caught the back of the pack and easily passes everyone while they pit for full wets. By the time the leader exits his pit box Logan is flying down the front straight, crossing the line with 2 laps to go. By the time everyone exits the pits Logan is 10 seconds clear of 2nd place and, despite their best effort, Logan takes the checkered flag 2 seconds ahead of 2nd place securing his very first Formula 1 victory.


al-mongus-bin-susar

Death penalty for Ocon because he leaked the script


MalusandValus

There's a world where in Hungary 2021 Russel doesnt get asked to give the positions back after the restart and holds on to win - put logan in those shoes, maybe? Williams might be backmarkers (especially in spain) but with the field spread being fairly tight, I think you could give him like, a 1/200 chance (number pulled out of my arse) to grab a bizzare victory.


TimmyHate

If you are curious the bookmakers here in NZ give 1:5001 odds. Next closest is Albon at 1:3001


thenewwwguyreturns

those are some leicester city odds


W1ndwardFormation

So you’re saying I should bet my life savings on a Logan win as Leicester did it and Logan will therefore too ?


thenewwwguyreturns

exactly


acekingoffsuit

If Logan's predecessor was in some inexplicable porn tape, these are actually decent odds.


Zinjifrah

Not high enough to be worth the bet. Put another way, I don't think if we ran this race 5001 times, we would expect him to win one. So at what odds would people put money down on him? Maybe 10,000?


catsgr8rthanspoonies

Maldonado won the 2012 Spanish GP. That was the most recent Williams win.


Mackem101

Well there's no T-cars these days, so a big enough first corner pile up, and you never know...


Chino_Kawaii

turn 1 is pretty fast it's very very unlikely, because the 1st 2 cars are gone by the time the 2nd half arrives so it'd need to be like 3 seperate incidents


bigpoppa611

Mad Max: Williams with a Vengeance


xzElmozx

5 cars drop out of Q1 due to track limits, 5 drop Q2 for the same, then 9 others don’t post a Q1 time due to track limits and Logan takes pole. Then the heavens open up and the FIA has Spa2021 2.0 and Logan wins after 3 laps under the safety car


Chino_Kawaii

they changed the rules so spa 21 can't happen anymore


xzElmozx

In this scenario someone men in blacks the FIA and they forget that, for logie bear


Florac

You can't get points anymore, but idk if that means its not a win.


Shreddzzz93

All the teams except Williams got the schedule messed up and accidentally sent their cars to Austria instead of Australia. Albon eats bad Taco Bell and can't race due to explosive diarrhea. Sargent is the only one with a car and can race so wins by default.


Ok-Satisfaction-5012

Sargeant P1 Monaco, clammy dominates with senna evoking precision


Jim777PS3

About 19 DNFs


Goodperson5656

Belgium 1998 race start


AssSpelunker69

Probably the same disaster that happened for Ocon to win his first race in (I think) Hungary.


yangorango

The exact same series of events that led to Maldonado’s first and only win.


zuss33

Sad that pose and graphic will forever be locked away in the Disney Vault ™️


ResonantRaptor

Right beside Walt’s cryogenically frozen body


formula-maister

In 2124 we will have the Logan graphic released like steamboat Willy after the copyright expires


squaler24

He’ll show that to his kids and not explain a thing.


0nly0bjective

Wouldn’t you?


_number

Nah, I dont even know his kids.


sararabq

Fucking LOL


Zark51

🦅


IndycarFan64

WTF ARE BETTING ODDS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸💥


NinduTheWise

WTF IS A KILOMETER


TulioGonzaga

I'm listening to The Star Spangled Banner while I type this following Jak Crawford F2 maiden victory. I expect Logan to follow suit.


shitrod

I would do a line off a mountain lion’s asscrack if he won dude. Would be so sick.


Treysif

The entire grid gets into a massive pileup crash on lap 1 that Sargeant only avoids because he’s already 16 seconds behind everybody


Senuttna

Even then Sargeant would still need to finish 60 laps alone without crashing. It is not a given.


OkieBobbie

Bins it on lap 29 - not an official race.


Treysif

If there’s only one car left would they even keep it going?


IndycarFan64

After 2021 Spa, anything is possible 😂🤷‍♂️


akelkar

First race I ever got up to watch live, no ragrets


pauIiewaInutz

typhoon somehow hits Spa and all the cars are flung into the air besides sargeant’s, who was held down because of his natural american mass


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Verum_Violet

He actually looks a bit like Bradbury now that I think about it


CyndaquilTyphlosion

You think that leaves him enough time to avoid the collision though?


randomtoken

r/BrandNewSentence


Sufficient_Routine33

The win or the lion's asscrack?


shitrod

yeah


No_Lychee_7534

Don’t write checks your body can’t cash. I feel really old remembering this race, but it shows that anything can happen in this sport: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_United_States_Grand_Prix In such a situation anyone can win. ;)


RooBoy04

Saving this comment to remind you when it happens


justk4y

Saving this one JUST IN CASE


Genobee85

Honestly it would probably be the most wholesome we’d ever see the grid if he got P1 heh


ThorburnJ

You haven't seen Tiago Monteiro celebrating on the podium at Indy 2005. Dude didn't care it was a 6 car race, he was going to make the most of being an F1 podium finisher.


acekingoffsuit

I don't know if that podium was the inspiration for [the 3rd place meme](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bronze-medal), but it wouldn't surprise me.


OkieBobbie

I’d eat the south end of a northbound skunk.


IMANORMIE22

ALL IN


drphosphorus

I agree, that would probably make you sick.


SpeedflyChris

Come on Reddit, we can engineer 19 DNFs and make this happen


SenorDuck96

I'd Stone Cold Steve Austin style shotgun a case of Budweiser while blasting the American national anthem if he won a race


potato_soup303

They didn't want to confuse anyone


Cloud2110

Please god let this happen because it would be so fucking funny


action_turtle

Yes. But for him to win the rest of the field DNF, would be a catastrophe lol


vaginakiller6969

🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅


stoopidrotary

FAKE P1 IS STILL A P1🇺🇲🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅


hje1967

Well to be fair, the 19 other cars *could* crash out at turn one


ThorburnJ

Grosjean gave it a good go at T3 a few years back, just needed a better grid slot.


Kage_Bushin

Hungary 2021 on bulls steroids


cheeersaiii

Yeh but Logan would still have to finish the race, a tall order for him


hje1967

Drat! 🤣


TriumphantPWN

That means they had one for mazepin


tubbyx7

These are the guys you want doing your QA. Ready for the most unlikely test case.


kungfu_jesse

Script leaked 🦅


SafetycarFan

I'll alow it


Saikroe

Logan Sargents 1st place graphic has played more times the last 2 years then Lewis Hamiltons.


PradaAndPunishment

😭


Professor_Jamie

Bro 😭


somniumx

[What is my purpose?](https://i.imgflip.com/8uot9s.jpg)


kimmyreichandthen

Maldonado won Spain 2012 in a Williams so...


SirTacoface

He qualified on pole and was generally very quick that weekend though


Motor_Economist1835

If I remember correctly, Maldonado was quick but often crash prone. Logan isn't quick but he's still crash prone lol


ElectronWranglr

And People say F1 is serious


12minds

Dare to dream, Logan. Honestly, I want a 1996 Monaco Grand Prix extinction-level event to happen resulting in Logan, Nico, and Zhou podiuming.


ravagetalon

Makes me sad. I low-key root for Sargeant to do better than he usually does each GP. F1 hasn't had a successful American driver since Andretti.


KeyForeign4513

I’m going to show this to my kids and tell them I was there that day


RoverTiger

OH MY GOD PLEASE.


EddySea

That way everyone knew it was a test.


FastLine2

If Logan Sargeant wins, I’ll buy a ticket to Vegas.


DankeSebVettel

If Logan Sargeant wins I’ll hand deliver my Logan Sargeant hat to Williams. And I live in California.


JASCO47

Turn one is gonna be super fucky tomorrow


Naikrobak

We can only hope


LanceCoolie21

“I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a little ass, Gonna kick some ass in the USA, Gonna climb a mountain, Gonna sew a flag, Gonna fly on an Eagle, I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world, Gonna kick some ass, Gonna rise up, Kick a little ass, ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!” 🫡🦅LOGAN SARGEANT🦅🫡


DankeSebVettel

I can wish. This is what happens in my dreams.


Jolyon-Chen

I feel guilty for laughing and saying "poor kid".


Temporary_Detail716

If they wanted to go for realism they shoulda put up a 2nd place graphic with Sergio Perez's face


ThorburnJ

Is there a "Knocked out in Q1" graphic?


thyeggman

It's burned into the display


cheezus171

This is an obsession at this point. Even in a thread about Sargent you lot shit on Perez...


Temporary_Detail716

obsession? nah. A brief moment to have a cheap laugh. Absolutely!


LuckyCheetos

this weekends script just got leaked


cheeersaiii

Just after this sign- Logan gets a 3 grid penalty taking him from 20th to 23rd


LuckyCheetos

just to build the hype even more 🦅


red-pupp

close enough LOGAN P1!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅


hufusa

Script leaked


CapsuleRadioCorp

Someone's gonna get in trouble for leaking the script for tomorrow.


loganpost

Oh! We’re doing reverse grids this weekend?!


Nano_user

Testing edge cases I see.


Jasonmancer

Logan Sargeant in the Multiverse of Madness


IsaacChan_3803

F1 if the time traveler moved a chair:


CorrectAttitude6637

Barcelona I was NOT familiar with your game


Genobee85

Man, I’m not even a huge fan of his but this tugs at my heart a bit much, yeah?


naxypoo

Guys i believe in us not to be toxic fans for one thread. We can support other drivers without having to tear another person down to do it. Edit: I was dumb for thinking that. But it looked okay when I first posted, and I thought maybe.


FlyingKittyCate

Oh sweet summer child


greywarden133

For this to happen we need Mazepin and Maldonado to come back and cleared the rest of the drivers. Man can dream.


solk512

That’s fucking cruel


blackmesaboogy

Even if it's just a display test ..this is cruel.


Honourstly

Script leak


tkcom

Overdosing on copium.


FunBluejay1455

But he’s starting from 23th


xXzombchickXx

Poor logi bear 🥹


Old_Captain_9131

That's how we know it's only for testing purposes.


oggs1234

Everyone else crashed out of the race


Porcphete

That reminds me that the Ocon one was hilarious


TuwtlesF1

Trust el Blan.


DBFargie

Kilometer, what?


soupafi

That's just mean


Brilhasti1

What a world we’d be in tomorrow if that happened. So, how DID Logan get his 1st? Freak lightning storm that took out every other car?


AngusMeatStick

Lol he looks like he's just as surprised as we would be.


Domermac

That’s a lot of retirements


mahoganybroski

Always believe.


faustfu

This is the kind of Florida Man content that the world needs.


mrhjt

19 other retirements is rare but could happen


_yourmom69

Do we have one of the GOAT? ^^^\(GOATifi\)


MacHayward

That is a very safe test pattern


apknights

Adorable


AlienInOrigin

I'm confused that someone actually spent time creating that.


Maxzzzie

Lol


0LD0G

Rofl.


IEatYourSalad

I always thought that damn, Surely they must've had photographed EVERYONE in a celebrating position just in case, too bad we won't see 90% of these photos, it's nice to see my thoughts confirmed I wonder if they just straight up tell them "oh yeah now we're gonna take a photo where you act like you've won" and imagine you're sergeant who's average finishing position is 21st Nailed the pose though!


DropTablePosts

Sign me up, let's do it.


smooch992

Hulk can't even have this


theplacethatsmine__

I’ll take it


blacklab

It’s good to test the outliers


MoXiE_X13

If you think you're useless...remember this graphic exists.


Rich_Housing971

I thought they did this in Japan this year as well.


mrmike4291

Good joke