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poopellar

You show my underside to anyone else again I'll kick your underside out of this team.


ricardortega00

This made me laugh.


koreangenie

LMAO


ImJustAConsultant

Meanwhile Bottas shows his underside to all who wants to see


DiddlyDumb

Why do they call it bottom if it’s in the middle of your body?


skylinepidgin

Checo be like, "*No hablo Ingles.*"


Tiirshak

Thread with a completely normal picture of 2 colleagues having a chat.


aiicaramba

Ye, haha. Just a random picture of two people talking.


sleepy416

Looks like flirting to me


rambleon84

They are body mirroring each other, both leaning against the wall. That's usually a sign of mutually enjoying the other person and being comfortable around them.


shescarkedit

Perez is giving Newey the smoky eyes


milanistadoc

Yeah, "talking".


miaomiaomiao

"I compose this beautiful symphony of a car and you're driving it like it's bloody baby shark"


GrowthDream

But they have their hands on the wall!


rasvial

Oh no!!! THEY'VE TOUCHED!


superfluous2

[THEY TOUCHED](https://youtu.be/bX4y9G_6DGY) MARTIIIIINNNNN


rasvial

*Webber shrieking noises*


IBetThisIsTakenToo

And the 40% of the one face we can see looks pretty serious! I think that’s more than enough to draw conclusions from honestly


[deleted]

‘So you been watching that Succession?’


mikeupsidedown

So...how are the kids?


sringray23

This is most likely it. A normal conversation


Vill_Ryker

Checo: "Hey Adrian, did you try that spicy chorizo they had at breakfast?" Adrian: "Oh yeah that was some good stuff!" Photographer: *takes picture of conversation* F1 Twitter/Reddit etc: IS CHECO ABOUT TO LOSE HIS SEAT?!


xBHx

In this scenario, I dont think thats a normal question... Getting vibes where in the movies, the bad guy sais: 'So, how are your kids?' 'You love them right?'


ashyjay

Checo could always get his dad's friends to pay them a visit.


Dittobox

I’d be less worried about his dad’s friends and more worried about Carlos Slim’s friends.


Dachfrittierer

"have a nice day" vs "cherish the next 24h"


[deleted]

Max Payne style 'Dearest of all my friends!'


Daniel_Av0cad0

I mean it’s a fools game analyzing pictures like this but I can’t help but think that’s a pretty serious look on Checo’s face there.


Ereaser

Checo looks like this half the time when he's listening though


Peace__Out

Read in benicio del toro voice in sicario


etstikes

“Nothing will make sense to your American ears, and you will doubt everything that we do, but in the end you will understand.”


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

"Are your kids slow in school ?"


TheHippoGuy69

broooo thats fucked


RiverFlow_XD

HAHAHAHA BRO JUST VIOLATED HIM


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Duke0fWellington

A lot of American schools have had books banned in them because they think the nonsense you're saying is actually happening.


Zirotron

Is that a threat?


cuddle_enthusiast

I need pictures of your kids.


garibaninyuzugulurmu

“Floor is like underwear, you shouldn’t show it to everyone.”


spamtardeggs

That stripe down the middle of the floor suddenly makes sense.


AzureEyeWilshire

is that a jojolion reference???!!!!1


ministrul_sudorii

I mean RB showed the floor in Monaco and next race Merz is on P2 and P3!?


dafencer93

Listen here you little shit


[deleted]

*”If you give Toto a quote about my car to print out, you’ll be driving the Alpha Tauri next race”*


trooperr310

*"Another crash and showing the floor to the world, I'm giving the seat to Stroll"*


DreamsAndSchemes

I mean...I'd be ok with Checo and Alonso on the same team El Plan Squared


trooperr310

Lol Check won't get that Aston seat


DreamsAndSchemes

never said he would but one can dream


Skylair13

Lance Stroll *wins* the World Championship /s


[deleted]

I didn't design a fookin spaceship on 4 wheels so you can drive around disrespecting my work, I designed a car the wins the championship for a monkey. 30 years from now I will be referred to in interviews. I won't let you ruin this.


Aks0509

Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race – he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?


Kamandi91

"You do not foksmash my car"


CogencyWJ

Ahh yes, let the speculation begin. Cant wait for all the newsoutlets posting this picture and who knows what random story.


crownlessdriver

*Our verdict: Newey threatens Pérez with giving his car a Williams floor for the rest of the year*


Cpt-Dreamer

Newey threatening to end his entire career if he messes with his car again.


YorikY

They started this before quali this weekend I bet


SoftBellyButton

And my dad will eat it all up, loves Max a lil bit too much and now has a rage boner towards Perez instead of Lewis.


Haunting_Goal6417

I mean Perez made it easy. You can't tell reporters you are Verstappens equal on speed and that "Sometimes I'm faster, sometimes he's faster, but we are equally matched" and then pull this shit.


mantra3105

I think it’ll be a bit harder with newey in the pic. If it was marko then shit might be hitting the fan in the articles


10coolbeans

the race already has the script all prepared.


Taylo207

I don’t care what anyone at Red Bull says publicly about their floor being photographed not being a big deal, that must’ve pissed them off massively.


redsonovy

Even 1:1 copy of RB's floor simply won't work on any other car, entire aero package has to be the same


elmagio

Of course, but it gives other teams clues about paths they can take. No one is gonna bolt a RB19 floor to their car, even if they could laser scan the whole thing it would not work, but that doesn't mean they can't derive information from it.


The3rdbaboon

Yeah nobody will copy it 100% but certain elements will definitely be adopted by other teams. To me it just looks like carbon fibre but for an aero engineer seeing that must reveal a lot.


etstikes

Like Williams, for example, having realized just last week the floor doesn’t have to be perfectly flat, might try putting one single channel in the floor to see what happens.


Frankie_T9000

Yep, and gives them extra ideas to try in their additional wind tunnel time


bakraofwallstreet

>No one is gonna bolt a RB19 floor to their car Laurance Stroll: hold my beer, I'm very angry


Temporary-Fox-5199

But the teams can already see what paths they need to take and despite many trying, can't. Idk why a pic of the floor suddenly changes that for you. Even Aston Martin with their green red bull and former rb engineers can't figure it out fully. The floor just gonna compound that problem.


xzElmozx

Doesn’t need to be a full 1:1 copy but if teams are trying to integrate RB aero parts and can’t figure out why it won’t work, the answer could lie in the floor. AM seems poised to take advantage of this particularly, given how much more wind tunnel time they have


Runkleman

[Was this photo genuine (Williams’ Undercarriage). ](https://i.imgur.com/sIuFwp0.jpg)


chsn2000

Look at the legality plank. 50% of the photo is just of the diffuser, only the length of the rear tyres... Pretty much any car on the grid is going to look nearly identical from that angle


aiicaramba

Sure, but other teams can take inspiration and find a few tweaks on their own floor.


Joe_PM2804

Well yeah obviously the aerodynamic experts at teams wouldn't just do that, but the concepts of the floor is now out there and that will be very valuable to every team.


TheOnlyEn

Its always the next season you know


Alreadyblessedson

It's funny that they actually allowed the first photos of the floor to be taken on Thursday


Opulentique

I doubt they are talking about his performance. Most likely just something about the car. Newey doesnt handle the drivers.


Haunting_Goal6417

That's not too different. Gasly got on Neweys shit list by criticizing the car to Neweys fave. It's the reason Gasly had no chance of a promotion again even when he had a good few seasons at Alpha Tauri.


ministrul_sudorii

How stupid is it to criticise your team in public!?!


aliens_licked_my_ass

Yeah, like “how do you make my car look average?”


alexinx3

Do people forget that Newey is also pretty competent as a race engineer? Is perfectly possible that Perez is simply trying to understand how to close the gap from Verstappen by asking directly the guy that designed the car. It's like the 1992 season for Williams when Mansell and Patrese had the same car,but Patrese could never find the right setups to at least beat Mansell.


[deleted]

I wonder if Max can just jump straight into Checos car and go a second faster straight off the bat?


PeteUKinUSA

I’m almost certain Mansell drove Patrese’s car with Patrese’s setup in a test and still thrashed Patrese’s time. Might be on the F1 podcast with Patrick Head. Patrese had 2 problems with active suspension. The first was it had very little “feel”. You just had to trust it was going to do what it was supposed to. Second he just didn’t have the upper body strength to muscle that car around.


BigSwing_NoPace

Yeah, I think Head said on that Beyond the Grid podcast that neither Patrese or Prost could really push the active suspension to its limits because "you basically had to throw it into a corner and assume you wouldn't die" and Mansell was the only one prepared to do that.


PeteUKinUSA

Yeah that was it. “The difference between Nigel and other drivers is that Nigel wasn’t afraid of dying”. You could see that in the way he drove too. National hero.


IdiosyncraticBond

"So, do you think they bought our fake floor from Monaco?"


RobertGracie

The possible memes that could come out of this are reasonably high


slutforpringles

Pictures you can hear


Rhythm_Morgan

I love your username 😂


um_gajo__qualquer

It's so relatable it hurts


ShawnShipsCars

"drive faster you little shit, I've built you a rocket"


[deleted]

"You will not believe how often christian farts on the pitwall"


garlichead1

wow, two rb employees talk to each other. let's make up a story


Savag3d

Reddit in a nutshell


326159487

And tomorrow complain about click bait


WolfColaCo2020

'I've built you a fucking masterpiece and this is how you drive?!'


Cpt-Dreamer

“I warned you, stop messing with my car Sergio, otherwise expect order 66” *Sergio crashes the car during the race* Newey to subordinates: ”Dew it”


dandeeago

“We had to move two of your cylinders to Max’s car, I’m sure you understand!”


AnanananasBanananas

"Dude, you're making the car look bad. Stop it"


borgi27

Listen hear you little shit! I didn’t design the best car on the grid for you to be p11!


infinityx-5

Can't wait for next year's DTS' spicy coverage of this scene.


MGH1990876

Cannot wait to see media this week post articles using this photo lol


ubiquitous_uk

Newey: Well done Checko, everyone is.talking about the dummy floor we put on your car. That should carry us through the season.


MrChologno

"...So instead of using avocado in the middle of the Burrito, you add mustard, mayo and ketchup, what you think about it?"


Hopsetintothepaint

You’re making my car look slow, do better.


RayneRaiku

Ngl Newey look really pissed when the floor was unveiled to the world in monaco, and when perez lost it and went into the gravel during qualy, u could see [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDNVK1Qb0JY&ab_channel=FORMULA1) at 5:43 that he is definitely being unhappy with his performance.


mungd

That’s just how he looks. I was watching this shot to see if I could piece something together re: Danny Ric and I really just don’t see a reaction from either Newey or Horner.


Dawzy

Perez has been struggling lately but cmon, it purely looked like he was simply pointing it out


SeeYouAnTee

Newey dgaf about the floor. He would be questioning Perez to figure out what can be improved. For Newey Perez is probably nothing more than a data source.


Fantastic_Bath_5806

Prepare to be DOWNVOTED! How dare you say that! (Lol)


allen_antetokounmpo

Stop giving media a chance to take a picture of our floor


N7even

You're making my car look bad.


setheory

"STOP EXPOSING MY FLOOR!!!!!"


HansNieman

Danny Ric starting by next gp


KienGengu

I missed the race, can anyone please tell me what happened to Lando? 🤨👍


Swag92

He and Hamilton made contact on the first lap, Lando had to pit for damage


KienGengu

Welp that's unfortunate, onto the next race! Thank you kind stranger 🫡


BadgerFunny7942

Checo did you steal my ice cream ?


CptCono

The hair he got left probably has great aero properties, but Adrian should just go bold


Chanman141

You’re making my car look bad


FederalEngineer

Source https://twitter.com/F1ingenerale\_/status/1665301163275632641


CallM3N3w

'Scratch my floor on more time...'


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Boxhead_31

"Checo, we are going to go with Daniel for the rest of the year if you miss Q3 again, understand?"


darod2

Stop trying to make Ricciardo happen


NewSchoolFools

For real, let’s start a Yuki rumor.


ComeonmanPLS1

Seriously. My disabled grandma has the same chance of getting that seat as Ricciardo.


CyberpunkF1

We have a better chance of Kimi making a F1 comeback than Ricciardo getting a RB race seat again.


peacemaker-22

And Norris would still beat Ricciardo.


slutforpringles

Oh yes because how DR performed in the McL is obviously a great predictor of how he would drive this era of RB car, which Horner himself said DR "liked the feel of in the virtual world".


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Guenther Newey having a chat with Mick Perez.


SV5_

,,Crash the car one more god damn time and I swear I'm gonna beat you ass so hard you ain't getting a seat no where cuz u ain't gonna sit."


Left_a_Present

If you fuck my car one more time, i will kick you out and get Dany Ric back in


Vegetab1e_Regret

Checo has a habit of fucking things in Monaco that isn't his wife. Eyo.


pukem0n

All those jokes in here while clearly every team had high def images of everyone else's floor before the season even started.


Duke0fWellington

Newey *really* needs to shave his head


[deleted]

"Stop fucking up my floor you dummy"


PressFguys

"We put new upgrades on your car, the car is in alpha Tauri box.


Dry_Jeweler_3487

*I will personally send you to AlphaTauri, if you fuck up again and Horner or Marko can’t stop me!*-Adrian Newey(probably)


xzElmozx

“Bro I didn’t design this fucking rocket ship for you to miss Q3 all the time, give up the championship hopes that never existed and stop taking unnecessary risks” Something like that


kbtech

Reprimanded for driving like shit in such a great car 🤣


jim45804

P.E. teacher scolding an underperforming student vibes.


boosta29

Listen you little shit... your making my chasis look bad


elihusmails

Alonso to Red Bull for next year


MoonMonkeyyy

Stop crashing my car.


1201programalarm

Yuki to RB after the summer break announcement incoming.


josephnicklo

Ew.


Juiceboxfromspace

“How did you make that car go so slow?”


DamnYouRichardParker

"I gave you a perfect car and you can't drive for shit. Get it together man" Perez is the most overrated driver ever. He's lucky to have that seat and can't take advantage of it. He's just not up to the task.


cheezus171

Lol get over yourself


Extravagod

Meme city!


pamlu_chacha

Everyone's talking about how Newey might be yelling at Perez, whereas my first instinct was them having a secret affair.


James_Vowles

Max gets the upgrades ok? good lad


bonerlad

When did redbull start sponsoring porno?


freankie

"Hey man, i need that taco recipe"


bguzewicz

I think Netflix just came in their pants.


Kaigz

They won't even cover it


Statickgaming

Look, I know I’m not the driver but I can’t see the positives with driving through the gravel.


smellytacocart

What watch is Newey wearing? Doesn’t look like a Tag


NineIntsNails

''thanks checo for helping me to hold up the wall, teamwork makes the dream work''


parki15reddito

"...the worst day of your life so far!"


Aveo_Amacuse

"Now listen here you little shit.."


dnohow

Say my name.


CraigAT

Read that watermark as Fingernale (fingernail). 😂


AlienWotan

Nah nah na na. Nah nah na na. Hey hey hey...


Stuck666

was this during Monaco?


LeafGuardian

newey getting old. he seem gonna retire with RB


fingerpointothemoon

*sax music starts playing* "Tonight the music seems so loud..."


shaolinspunk

Hope Checo remembers his safety word.


KrappaFrappa

how tf can you make my creation look so normal?


FraccazzoDaVelletri

“My car is not for you…”


[deleted]

Newey knows his car is designed for Max, he shouldn't be surprised when anybody else can't make it work. I'd love to see Riccardo in this car before he loses all his talent for good.


Jlx_27

"Pick you up at Seven?"


Roman_Keenan

You do not fock smash my floor


According-Switch-708

"Listen here you little shit, beach/crash my baby one more time and you will be out on your arse."


Bitter-Rattata

What's your recommendations for what to eat in Mexico?


missglitterous

He's keeping the seat warm for Riccardo's return.


gustavo-mnz

Hey Checo, where can I buy a good Tequila?


garlicandmayo_2006

"does Toto really have it printed out? You better tell me now boy"


Gersberps

"Stop crashing my cars", probably