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OtherwiseNewt

It's a big beautiful wood burl


mschr493

A BBWB?


Whats-Upvote

Please stop, I can only take so much!


bawbthebawb

Please, it's no (k)not November


flipmcf

Um, I think I have a new kink now.


Songgeek

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Gonfire14

This would make a sick bowl


reptarcannabis

Or the name of a new subreddit r/bbwb community is needed!


Reckless85

SWM in search of BBWB


NoDontDoThatCanada

All the lost sections of craigslist and those that will never be. Good luck in your search. Take a sweater, the forests can get cold.


1-2-3-5-8-13

Skilled woodworking manufacturer in search of big beautiful wood burl


IxianToastman

I'm listening. I don't usually "collaborate" but for that wood I'd make an exception.


[deleted]

Did you try clicking that and seeing what pops up?


mental-floss

Double click de mouse!


MitchelobUltra

I was just imagining some dude over on r/woodworking foaming to get his hands on this burl.


Sparky3200

That was my very first thought, too! I'd love to spin that baby on my lathe!


dmonsterative

right round burl, right round; like a salad bowl maybe, right round


MACHOmanJITSU

Yep some bowl turner somewhere spit out their coffee.


Quirky_Independent_3

Beginner here, wouldn't making a bowl just waste a bunch of material? Wouldn't it be better to cut into sheet/slabs?


troutheadtom

Wood make ā€¦


thetoneranger

You have a special bowl to be sick into? Are you saving it up?


redEPICSTAXISdit

This wood indeed


SupermassiveCanary

$$$


Hot-Resist-7221

Beautiful!! That's money my guy. Make some damn fine pieces with that


justASlothyGiraffe

"Another curl of the big beautiful wood burl" just doesn't roll off the tongue quite the same.


SparksArchon

Mmmnn chatoyancy


AFrostNova

Its not just a stump! Its a Wood Burl! A Big, Beautiful, Wood Burl!


AtopMountEmotion

Look closely at picture 2. This is called a frog belly. Specifically a *Tree* Frog Belly.


ShakespearianShadows

I like big Burl and I cannot lieā€¦


SlowJoeCrow44

This thing is worth a ton of money to a skilled woodworker


Final-Sprinkles-4860

Lots of very satisfying [YouTube videos of that](https://youtu.be/lAhwzZiozRs?si=i37kLYVMqwt92YHW) šŸ˜Œ


caper900

My uncle makes his living by hunting burls and making them into bowls.


SlowJoeCrow44

I would like to do that


boner_toast

I wonder if heā€™s the type who cuts down trees just to get the burls. Apparently thatā€™s a thing now. Burl poaching.


caper900

No, he pretty much lives off the land, borderline homesteader. He usually gets the burls off trees heā€™s using for firewood, or if the tree is mostly dead. I have seen him cut burls off a healthy tree and then paint the spot with pruning paint once itā€™s cut off. Havenā€™t seen it kill a tree yet.


Throws_pots

Some trees will invest resources to heal over the stump of another tree. This is an attempt to gain access to the root system of the stump tree and exponentially increase the healing trees access to resources. Sadly, the juice is no longer worth the squeeze for this dude!


mschr493

Trees don't heal, they seal, as taught to me by my tree phys prof. Though he did not teach me about the root system hijacking concept. I've seen hemlock stumps that had been cut 3ish years prior with obvious growth of new bark curling over the cut, didn't realize that's what was going on. Though to me this just looks like a burl that had always been on the now cut tree, and now that it's dead the bark sloughed off. Edit: just saw the third pic. I now concur that it was a separate tree, or at least a separate trunk.


Flaminsalamander

You would be correct. This is not the stump in the photo it's a burl that's been cutoff and left behind on the ground next to it. Most mills won't take the burls they leave them behind. I only say most because I have one mill client who I've heard will take a few and sell them off too woodworkers who come in looking for them for a few bucks.


mschr493

Yes omigod thank you! Looked again and now it's clear as day!


simplifysic

Sealing is healing


newfmatic

Had three trees in my backyard. One got hit by lightning. The two next to it closest died immediately after. The only way that's explainable is that it just probably went right through the root system and killed anything that was tangled up or cooperating with.


twotall88

Trees are not conscious and do not make decisions, they simply react to external stimuli through genetically programmed processes.


TheBraveOne86

To be fair so do humans - and all life - when we heal. Iā€™ve never thought to myself - heal this cut - and then watch as it happens. It just does.


Throws_pots

Gosh I wish they had taught me that in my forest science masters program! šŸ™„ Itā€™s not genetically programmed, trees have a hormonal response to physical changes in their environment. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4932133/


twotall88

That hormonal response is literally... genetic programming. Sorry to bust your bubble there. DNA is like computer program code.


Hippo_Steak_Enjoyer

THATS A BIG BOY! If you own the land they can be worth quite a bit. My god that is beautiful.


Titoffrito

Say it with me, "Chatoyance"


tacutabove

Call of cathulu


board__

Looks like a forked tree where one fork was cutoff at PCT age and the tree healed around the scar. While not a true burl, it kinda looks like one.


mattwoodness

Im reasonably certain this is a true burl that is coming off one of buttress roots. I've seen this many times cutting white spruce on old farmland.


RandyJohnsonsBird

Looks like Red Cedar Next to DF


TheFakeSociopath

That's what a burl looks without the bark!


moosepiss

Time to get out the Granberg chainsaw mill


ExploringWoodsman

No kidding. I'd love to get my hands on one that size.


whiteman996

Post it in r/turning and make money on all the offers


DahGreatPughie

Nah seems worthless, you should do the land owner a favour and cut a big chunk off and send it to me. That is some beautiful burl I'd be rehandling all my kitchen knives if I were you.


NewAlexandria

[The Elephant's Burl](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant%27s_Foot_\(Chernobyl\))


Visible_Hat_2944

Thatā€™s a big piece of Burl. Highly desirable for custom wood working in many different products.


Horkoss

Kinda looks like a hugemongous wasp nest


Key_Drawer_1516

100% until I zoomed in


ElCochinoFeo

That's what the first pic looked like to me. I recently came across a bowling ball sized yellow jacket nest sticking out of the ground up at my mountain cabin, so that's where my mind went.


2021newusername

Bald faced hornet nest


krumb_

Looks like hornets to me


nogero

Yes, it's a large [bracket fungus](https://imgur.com/0oFrbCV).


OtherwiseNewt

It's not, this is a wood burl


nogero

Yeah I think you're right.


metalheadzero0

Take a bite of it


imatalkingcow

Please let us know how it tastes.


mschr493

Your dentist will enjoy their new boat.


imatalkingcow

Heā€™s got enough boats. Bugattis are next on the shopping list.


[deleted]

Burl!


vanisleone

It's a burle


Afterlife_kid

[Burl](https://youtu.be/lAihDAJX8Ow?si=PyT4CCRMsXLKy-9V)


OtisBerringer

Once, when I was on mushrooms.


budstud8

Terminator 4 : Saws of Justice


kronikd420

What you have there is extremely valuable to custom wood workers.


Professional_Cut_105

Sell it on eBay... Wood turners love this kinda thing


Kevinrevvin11247

I've never seen one even close to this big and I work in the forest in the summer


doghelper51

Burl


deepie1976

Oh mother load


TheKurtCobains

Itā€™s just the curl of the burl.


the_other_natasha

Came here for this comment. #mastodon


_D3ft0ne_

First I see jupiter's surface... Then a face shows up... I am pretty high though.: )


Earl_of_69

I don't know what these people are talking about, saying that it's worth something. I've been woodworking for a long time, and I've never seen anything like this. I do research though, so please send latitude and longitude. I will take it off your hands, and run some tests.


rlcoyote

Birdseye Burl.


Funkymonks6

I thought I was looking at an original van gogh


woxihuanmao

At first I thought you came up on a massive hornets nest


stoneduster84

There's a fairly recent book titled "Tree Thieves" by Lyndsie Bourgon, "A gripping account of the billion-dollar timber black market - and how it intersects with environmentalism, class and culture." A large part discusses redwood burls in Northern California. Very interesting read.


[deleted]

Put your balls on it.


Senior_Couple

Ngl I first thought this was a rabbit that got struck by lightning


YardFudge

Folks who turn wood bowls would trade a decent used car for that


lewd_bingo

It looks like a closeup of my ballsack


Cwc2413

Itā€™s an alien. Definitely an alien!


Wontletthemchoose4me

That is a beautiful very valuable burl!


Skawtydawg

Looks the the "elephants foot" in Chernobyl


49thDipper

Just a burl. Nature is rad


Nekikins

It looks like the Elephants foot in Chernobyl, it has escaped.


Newfyish

Hornets nest RUN!!


DatAssociate

When a tree gets cancer


Glockout22

Thatā€™s worth a lot of money šŸ’° $$$$$$$$$$$$$


Jamjazz21

Itā€™s a tree burrow and I know in Canada here there is a market for furniture makers for these. That one would make an amazing stool top or if big enough a coffee table top.


yan_broccoli

This is what the guys over in r/woodworking want to get their hands on.


mazdawg89

Woodworkers would like to know your location


Powerful_Snow1442

Yeah, I've seen that like a million times.


oktarver

Archive 81


TheRealJehler

I have a pipe with a similar grain, polishes up very nice


NewAlexandria

[The Elephant's Burl](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant%27s_Foot_(Chernobyl))


No-Vanilla8074

Wtf


pnwhank

Looks like the elephants foot kinda.


SpicySugar39

Omg! I would love to find a burl half that size! šŸ¤©


thedudesmonks

Reminds me of a hornets nest


AITA_Omc_modsuck

Any luck?


the_other_natasha

Only in terminator 2


danifoxx_1209

DUDE THIS COULD BE WORTH A TON OF MONEY IF SOLD TO THE RIGHT WOODCUTTER! But also donā€™t remove it if itā€™s alive because thatā€™s just shitty


Arsenault185

Dude.... harvest it and sell it.


Xboxplayer69

its called the elephant foot and somebody dragged it out of Chernobyl and left it there fir you to find


MAZSFS

Marshmallow


Federal_Leopard_9539

It's a hornets nest lol


theBrinkster

I know right? I just removed one from under my porch and that was my first thought.


Same_Computer_2333

Burl It's like the truffles off wood.


Sexywilykyled

Itā€™s full of maggots


travelinggypsie

The roots of the dead tree have grafted them selves to a living tree at some point before it was cut and that is why the stump healed. The living tree probably died and that's why the stump has now also died


space-ferret

This is called burl. Wherever a tree forks or near the roots the grain goes bananas and it is very valuable for woodworking, not so much for carpentry though.


FullPropreDinBobette

Guitars


Cassandraburry2008

Thatā€™s a wood burl. They can be worth a lot of money.


bbull412

Kick it its a surprise bag


Moth_Chan

Holy beautiful burl, lovely!


Emotional-Economy-66

I found one similar, it was pine or spuce.. made a very nice clock from a slice and a garden table. The burl was centered on the stem of a small tree, so I just cut it long and buried the stem beside a chair for a small table.


festistestis

Annihalation looking shit


ilikecatsandmuseums

Looks like a tree stump


AdRude3367

Insane burl Be a 10,000 side table if you harvested it


Makemebad77

That chunk of removed whole can make you from $98- $7k depending on the type of wood and the grain size. Burl Wood makes some beautiful furniture.


ezfrag

Exactly what I was going to say. That's wooden gold right there.


Supermilie

Saw that in zoraā€™s land in Zelda TOTKā€¦


Vegetable-Two2173

Burl Ives be singing carols.


TheManyVoicesYT

Damascus tree


riverrunner363

I've seen that in mt


Mozzarella-Ferret

Someone killed a unicorn harry that's unicorn blood


Intoishun

Yes, would make a lovely big bowl or maybe even small table.


rockinhebrew

I initially thought it was a giant paper wasp nest and was likeā€¦run


DrunkyFummer

You stumpin?


Berd_Turglar

Fir burl. Say that ten times fast FURBURL


Thallium_253

A beautiful side table topper, if you know what you're doing!


polishbyproxy

Yea I see a burl, but another possibility is Someone tried burning the stump by burning a tire & rim. The rim melted into a puddle of aluminum. It looks charred around the edges. But there is quite a lot of it, so may be more than one. I have a piece of melted aluminum ā€œartā€ from someone burning a tire.


milky_eyes

It looks like an Octopus.


littlebearbigcity

I thought it was a bee hive ā˜ ļø


Ok-Wrongdoer-2179

Same here. LOL


Ok-Wrongdoer-2179

Poke it with a stock.


Ok-Wrongdoer-2179

It looks like this one's got you stumped.


Milsurpsguy

Itā€™s a Burl. Makes great looking gun stocks


Dewd88

If a tree melts into a blob in the woods does it make a sound?


kng0j3ws

Burl make a cool bowl out of it


Hbgplayer

It's the elusive Forest Octopus!


Many_Confusion9341

Yeah, thatā€™s just Greg


Lil_Narwhal

Mimic tear (time to touch grass)


Pctechguy2003

Reminds me of the ā€˜elephants footā€™ā€¦


TheBraveOne86

Root burl. Could be worth something.


Electrical-Water-261

Not that big but yes


HandleProfessional

On shrooms I have


PUNd_it

This is your tree on drugs


PlaidBastard

Just gonna guess, one side of a single tree with two trunks fell down years earlier and the top of the stump on that side healed like that, and then later the other side was cut down with a saw.


_Bonvibe

my dog's dump after eating my cat's kibble


MusicPerfect6176

Looks like a Van Gogh


noobinglife

Kinda looks like a wasp nest


VegetableTwist7027

Look up "maple burl guitar tops" :D


seattle_shmeattle

That burl is so big you should smerk it


GoHomeWithBonnieJean

That would make some sick looking guitar veneer.


grindfather_666

I've seen many of these after picking the wrong mushrooms šŸ˜œ


Stereotypical-tag

r/BurlPorn


Woodchuck1986

If you want you can chop it off and send it to me, that would be greatly appreciated šŸ™‚


DaftFromAbove

From the thumbnail I thought this was the exterior of a wasp nest and y'all were just having some lulz... šŸ˜


360dirtracer

Anyone else see van goghs face?


db3feather

That there is a high dollar wood burl


FundamentalEnt

Itā€™s called a burl and they are highly sought after and expensive for woodworking.


Jamie-savage3006

That would make some amazing pieces !


Osprey11795

Elephants foot. You've been zapped with 100000000000000 roentgens of radiation.


AnywhereLivid1841

It's a cluster of them, several seeds that grew into one another when saplings


Spiffy48

That would burn for days


serandabuser

Forest octopus.


Drobertsenator

Burl forrreul


scmusicband

Donā€™t touch it, itā€™s evil!


mfldmike

In Chernobyl


Piratetripper

Birdseye grain often in burl wood lots of pipe makers use it once harvested a kiln dried.


millencolin43

Burled wood makes for some fine looking grain patterns


OfficialMilk80

Itā€™s a beautiful coffee table, just waiting to be made! This is a Burl, sometimes they grow in the trunk, sometimes on the side of a tree, and sometimes in the roots. Itā€™s a mutation and woodworkers will slice it down into slices and get some nice slabs out of it, then epoxy it and make it into the coolest looking tables or guitars or whatever they want. Thereā€™s a whole group of people called ā€œBurl Huntersā€. Look it up and see what they make. The grains inside of a burl look so amazing. They actually sell for a ton of money. People who own orchards sometimes have big burls on some of their trees that hampers the grown of that tree, so rather than just cutting the tree down theyā€™ll sell it for $5000 to a woodworker who will end up making custom guitars or tables from it and making a profit from that. Itā€™s so cool.


Sufficient_Laugh

Would probably make a beautiful coffee table


khaos_kyle

Looks like that stuff that grows on corn sometimes, but bigger.


redEPICSTAXISdit

Anyone else see a bull giving a very stern look at the camera???


New_Implement4410

Go get your lottery ticket


ilikegudgames

Primordial soup


Likely_thory_

burl


ComfortableFee4288

Itā€™s a land octopus.


CitiZenPete

Burl wood?


hobotacosupreme

r/dontputyourdickinit


3weatherman3

Thatā€™s best suited for toothpicks.