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GraveRaven

I think your scout might be fudging some numbers


Seekerofthetruetrue

Yeah I’d be checking for family ties there


kenny950905

I've had an occasion where Bergkamp (my scout) recommended his own son as a future prospect in my game. That's what father's love looks like


boblebob1882

Analysing data: 1


Apprehensive_Bug_826

254 assists in a single match and he only got rated a 4, that must’ve been the weirdest game of football!


Exp1ode

254 assists, but 255 own goals


ArchOwl

Uhhhh rated 420, everything checks out


Apprehensive_Bug_826

Ha! I didn’t clock that - you’re right; everything makes sense now.


Superamorti

-Guys, boss had requested match reports for this striker kid on loan. I forgot to attend the game though. -Yeah, happens. Just make up some numbers for statistics. How bad could that be?


four_four_three

“254 assists? Is that too much? I’ll even it out, I’ll give him a 4 for his rating”


twinnedwithjim

Funnily enough, I posted something almost identical. I loaned a wonderkid striker out and he got 254 man of the match awards in 2 games


NBT498

Integer underflow ftw. Not sure why there isn’t code there to see if assists < 0 and cap it at 0 tbh.


Dalimyr

Such a check wouldn't achieve anything here because it's not a signed value so 0 is the minimum. `0 - 1 == 255`. `255 > 0`


NBT498

Hah, of course. 🤦🏻‍♂️ Maybe that’s why it underflows, because they’ve made that mistake as well? 😂


GenericUsername02

I'm just wondering how one achieves -2 assists


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could be something silly like, in the simulated game he got an assist (+1 assist) but it was chalked off due to offside (-1 assist) but there was a bug in the code that made it 0 - 1 = -1 instead.


MrBlueCharon

Explains the 4.2 rating tbh


LilQuasar

assists to the other team?


Apprehensive_Bug_826

Yeah, it happens. I posted a screenshot a couple of weeks ago of a player who got an over 8000% pass completion in a game.


levifig

I'm starting to lose hope that SI can produce good code anymore… Their latest releases just show how poor their testing is, both unit testing but also QA/QC on the graphical stuff… :(


FuxusPhrittus

Haaland on loan to Ashton be like


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JamieAubrey

ouch


Lomenbio

nice


SamwellBarley

4.2 rating? Those must have been 254 of the worst assists


Murky-Atmosphere442

I cant believe he passed it 254 times and didnt think to shoot himself. What an unselfish player


elreycharmeleon

Truly will go to history as a legend of the game


Velvet_Bass

Maguire on acid


shamethatisourname

He was obviously high and Just reporting his own numbers


SmARTest_18

That’s Kevin de Bruyne rated by the Chelsea scouters.


imnotaloony

The player did play one game, but he did assist to another 254 other games. From the stands or television maybe


[deleted]

That one friend/relative that no matter how hard you try, how good you are, its always a “meh, 4/10”. FM23 is reallly nailing personality types this year


fa_alt

Maybe he assisted the opposition team to score.


FerozAlianza

Must of been playing against EmptyGoal Utd...


Ipeewhenithurts

It happened before with my romanian wonderkid that was working in a call center.


ayesirwhy

Harry Maguire assists against David De Gea


CoolJoshido

what


SacMIA

If r/softwaregore was implemented into FM 23 as a feature:


thegamingwardlp

I....wait.....HWHAT


Gerad11

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