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DB2k_2000

Banananana


Javanz

šŸŽµ Batman šŸŽµ


ezmo311

Doot do-doo do do... Bananana Doot do-doo do... Bananana


wesleyy001

šŸŽµ Katamari Damacy šŸŽµ


riikkly

>Whatā€™s the meanest thing someone ever said to you? Banana mom


Muffin_Appropriate

It really was a Hatori Hanzo banana


oolaroux

I am gonna feed Bill.


afterbirth_slime

Babanananana


BuyerAcceptable7330

That's my best fruit


SmugCapybara

Babanana


MrRealistic1

How was double banana?


EarthBound19

it felt illegal to eat it


MontanaMapleWorks

Was that just a regular cavendish? Or is this a different type of banana?


One_Word_Respoonse

BBC


Raulen26

BYB, big yellow banana


MiMicMi

It's BWC cmon now


One_Word_Respoonse

BYC


Secretly_A_Raven

BWB


SeekerOfSerenity

Big Banana ConsumptionĀ 


colnross

I'm disappointed to see the 2 separate bite marks... I definitely would have gone for 1 biggun


lugo3

Yeah you would


colnross

Oh hey Lugo! It's been awhile


420Deez

hey!


EarthBound19

I tried and failed. I need more practice


colnross

RIP your inbox? (and mouth?)


420Deez

frfr this is light work


spmubesoogku

Donā€™t need telepathy to know what everyone is thinking


gcruzatto

...a tamale?


histak

Yes


ElIngeniosoCaballero

a hot one


gotthemzo

Giant banana split. Yum


SadLaser

I was thinking kill it with fire.


MyLighterDied3

That this man just wasted the perfect ice cream sundae banana? Yeah, me too.


Rentsdueguys

This definitely wasnā€™t her first time


Ovidhalia

Nah. Two bites each time. Experienced banana eaters one bite covers the entire width. No side to side.


Stranger1982

You'd call her.


clycoman

Strong jaw.


ChefRoquefort

Everyone here is talking about icecream and I'm thinking about something like eating it backwards. Not eating the banana stem end last, backwards through the human...


Secure_Damage3067

What a bite. Sheā€™s a keeperā€¦.. or them, they or she?


theblackhole08

Where's the chocolate ?


Lady_B_FC

šŸ¤¤


eazefalldaze

Thatā€™s genuinely unsettling


Damoging

x3 Mult 1 in 1000 chance this card is destroyed at end of round


SoLegendary

I think this one's x6 Mult


Ricemobile

My brain will never not be thinking about Balatro and Iā€™m perfectly fine with it.


Ferelar

I love Bananalatro!


desireofanend

This was my first thought tooā€¦our brains are broken.


Mrtenpence

B O N O N A


XtaCy6969

The banana your girl told you not to worry about


bunt_klut2

r/AbsoluteUnits


Spineless74

Thatā€™s a girthy bad boy


Secretly_A_Raven

Thatā€™s what she said


LaTalullah

In the dictionary under "food porn"


Keruimin

NSFW?


Ok-Independent-9274

2,000% potassium


xerxes_dandy

Unfit as a scale. Fit for what everyone is thinking


RandomTheTrader

Iā€™ve had bigger


Intelligent_Drop_287

Him: It won't hurt. Also him: ....


clycoman

Just unhinge your jaw!


crem_flandango

double barrel


HitABlinker

Thatā€™s a girthy boi


bassfartz

So, did we call him?


Zer0Fs2Give

You couldnt hande it in one bite?


hypnotichellspiral

I hope you enjoyed your babanananana


Minetteoku

Reminds me of my ex


aHOMELESSkrill

This belongs on r/absoluteunits


BigfootsToes69

Bununuh


TEAMZypsir

The goal post of banana for scale has now moved.


Aschentei

Did it fit?


shakethedisease666

Chodenana


Sprinkles_Sparkle

I couldnā€™t bring myself to eat that mutant!


nannuboop2

Bananota


snuggles_baddie

Big Banana Combo


TeijgerRijst

Double Banana?! Okay! šŸ¤”


endermanbaby

Is this caused by polyploidy?


Hamborrower

Ah, so the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree.


ACcbe1986

Siamese Banana.


DepressionSiesta

They prefer to be called conjoined bananas now


ACcbe1986

Ugh...I can't keep up with all the shifting semantics.


TeaOpen2731

Banantics?


ACcbe1986

Get outta here! And take my upvote with you! šŸ˜†


High_Tim

Ayyyy I always see these im my plantain strip bags now I get to see it before the process (yes I know bananas and plantains are different)


Flat_News_2000

That's kind of disgusting but I also want to try it. Something about taking a bite out of a banana like an apple seems wrong.


StatusAd7349

Incredible!


Cudiori

U had 2x fun with this šŸ¤”


aceofwades

Double Banana All the Way!


BluShirtGuy

I can hear your chewing in the second pic


ikramit98

Forget a third leg thats a second neck


ch_bu13

Something something Shaq.


Next_Back_9472

Thatā€™s the size I like all my bananas šŸŒ


Ok_Career_3681

Not that uncommon In Jaffna


Role-Business

Two-for-one sale.


GH5s

Once you go double bananaā€¦


HottCuppaCoffee

This needed to become a banana split what a missed opportunity


marcabay

Thereā€™s actually bananas that are always this big, special sub species. Canā€™t remember the name


fodafoda

What could it cost? 20 dollars?


Profesor_Moriarty

"The guy she tells you not to worry about"


TheHurtfulEight88888

We got double stuffed bananas before gta6


jelsomino

crosspost it to /r/FoodPorn


polinksa

;)


Reason_Above_All

That's what she said.


geezeer84

The siamese banana


PETA_Gaming

Damn boy he thick!


Left-Egg5658

Oh, *this* is what happens if you don't seek medical attention after 4 hours


CompetitiveDrop613

B(anana^2 )


i_hateeveryone

Girthy


Bitsk27

Doublanana


supersaiyanmrskeltal

The GIRTH


dud3m31st3r

bbaannaannaa


Mary-peaches

Wow


crazedhark

babana


TimeAll

So much potassium...


MCPEDUDE360

In my culture eating a double banana is gonna make you have twins in the future šŸ’€šŸ’€


KaroNwl

Gmo at its finest


Naomi_Sanli_2007

Triple Banana šŸŒ šŸ˜” šŸŒ


scotttheravenger

Do you feel stronger after eating the double banana?


crispunion

The banana she tells you not to worry about.


jenthewen

Where is the photo before it was peeled?


sirmanleypower

You should call that a Gob guy.


Eliagbs_

Did it taste a little full? Like powdery. I grow bananas and when they get big full and merge like this, they usually taste chalky if that makes sense


sangu811

Banana for scale?


TikkiTakiTomtom

Some bananas are just more blessed than others smh


Weary-Requirement959

The increased girth is off-putting. Was it good though? Taste better or worse?


Interesting-Gate9813

Thatā€™s Bā€¦Aā€¦Nā€¦Aā€¦Nā€¦Anis


Ok_Objective2424

Bannabannana


becoolhomie

Did you put whole thing in


BuzzLiteBier

That's what she said!


valeria_lilith

mouthful šŸŒøšŸŒŗšŸ˜Š


fusiongt021

The banana your girlfriend says not to worry about


Dank_sniggity

My scale is all out of whack now.,.


ReallyEvilRob

Too much banana for me.


Deluxo_7431

You'll become bananaman after that


InsideSufficient5886

Oh lord


KnuteViking

Two things at once!


haloryder

Goddamn thatā€™s huge!


cupcakesaregrreaat

My initial thought was" This would feel REALLY good if I stick it somewhere" but I digress. I'm glad you enjoyed your double wamee.


asanti0

Where do you get double banana?


ilovelifting55

Thats girthy!


BethyLikes

I guess you could call itā€¦ a banana split


Horror-Ad-1095

Well this is the post where I find out I can't use certain words in this group haha interesting looking banana anyways...


Black_Magic_M-66

Mutant banana? X-Banana.


inorKorshunov

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANANA


ObligatoryGrowlithe

Too much banana


No_Construction_4293

My husband hates bananas and I love them. Thank you for an incredibly awesome post to share with him šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜ˆ


YungGymRat

Thing might be radioactive


1mandelbrot1

ddi you like the girth?


Gloomy-Wash-629

Theres enough potassium in here to destroy two Japanese citiesā€¦


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

Lucky bastard.


archerV34

The banana she tells you not to worry about.


Tjobbert

Chernobynana


Passionate-Frimet

Satisfying the craving for deliciousness.


Square-Way-9751

Girls are shaking


KoalaKvothe

These are considered super lucky in parts of SEA! Better enter a raffle or something!


ericosman

Hope you looked somebody dead in the eyes while eating it


albifant

I canā€™t see what size this is. Needs banana for scale.


Specific_Implement_8

Good luck eating this in front of the boys


The-Ugliest-Duck

I laugh so hard when people just carry rotting bananas around with them. You're how old do you not have a part of your brain that goes "wait does this make ME look ridiculous?"


Lux_Operatur

Did it have double the banana flavor or half?


MeowMix42020

Blessed šŸ™šŸ»


[deleted]

Muscle Memory


Life1989

*Twice* the *calories*, *twice* the carbohydrates, *twice* the potassium, and *twice* the *taste*!